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Author : Sushma Tirunagari
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (22 download)
Download or read book 1000+ Funny Jokes Collection written by Sushma Tirunagari and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-10 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1000+ Funny Jokes Collection that'll make you laugh
Author : Michael Kilgarriff
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 9780345334800
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (348 download)
Download or read book 1,000 Jokes for Kids of All Ages written by Michael Kilgarriff and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1986-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One thousand hillarious jokes for kids.
Author : Michael Johnstone
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 9780345346940
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (469 download)
Download or read book 1,000 Crazy Jokes for Kids written by Michael Johnstone and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1988 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From side-splitters to monsters, knock-knocks, waiter humor, silly rhymes and loony limericks, classroom cut-ups, and more, here are 1,000 jokes that kids of all ages will love to laugh out loud to. And their parents will too! Did you hear about the stupid pianist who kept banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear. Waiter! Waiter! Do you have chicken legs? No sir. I always walk like this. And 998 more guaranteed laugh-getters!
Author : Michael Kilgarriff
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 9780345340344
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (43 download)
Download or read book 1,000 More Jokes for Kids written by Michael Kilgarriff and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1987 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can kids ever get enough jokes? They love to hear them and they love to tell them. For the juvenile jokesters, here is a book full of jokes--1,000 of them, actually. Jokes of all kinds--acting stupid jokes, pet jokes, doctor jokes, knock-knock jokes, love jokes, Christmas jokes, rhyming jokes, and many many more. For one thousand laughs, try 1,000 MORE JOKES FOR KIDS. "Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle?" "'Cause there are too many cheetahs about." "What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?" "About three thousand miles."
Author : Adam Smith
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (543 download)
Download or read book Funnypedia written by Adam Smith and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-07-02 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of jokes for everyday occasion!- Alcohol will not solve your problems. However, as well as milk.- At a birthday party, something went wrong, and after midnight, a cake came out of a drunk stripper...- Wife to husband: Where were you? At Nick's wedding... You have no idea how drunk everyone was! I can imagine ... take off your veil.The ultimate collection of the world's greatest new funnies, Funnypedia keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find +1000 jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including wise jokes, witty puns, and one-liners, famous British scientists jokes.In the book are included only new jokes!So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your friends, or improve your banter, this book arms you with the perfect joke for any life occasion!
Author : J. A.
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781482019933
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (199 download)
Download or read book 1000 Jokes and Riddles written by J. A. and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-01-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best and funny jokes are all here in this book. If you want to laugh hard, if you want tears to come out from laughing, if you want to tell all your friends some jokes and show your brothers and sisters, then read the jokes from this book. Its very funny. All 1000 jokes.
Author : Gary Delaney
Publisher : Headline
ISBN 13 : 1472277449
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (722 download)
Download or read book Pundamentalist written by Gary Delaney and published by Headline. This book was released on 2020-10-01 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'For a collection of good old-fashioned gags, it's one of the best out there, a rich buffet of inventive wordplay that's best savoured a little at a time to fully appreciate the joy of these perfectly-constructed morsels. For original, hilarious gags you'll want to share, this is the real deal.' - Chortle 'A rollicking joyride. . . Pundamentalist has puns for the whole family: rude ones, daft ones, deft ones, stinkers and absolute belters.' - British Comedy Guide Gary Delaney, one-liner extraordinaire, has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr, Jason Manford, and James Corden. Now, for the first time, comes the first collection of his finest jokes. Featuring the likes of: Garden centres can't reopen fast enough for me, I've been living on borrowed thyme. We can't even afford a garden, so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof. Sure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now, but they've been breaking camels' backs for years. Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupid. Sad news: The British simile champion has died. We shall not see his like again. My mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary. I asked her why, and she just said 'I've seen her type before'. Today someone told me that I look good with a salt 'n' pepper beard, so I took that as a condiment. My French pen friend just said 'Le Monde', which means the world to me. Can anyone tell me what FOMO stands for? Everyone else seems to know. Actors have got Equity, Magicians have got the Magic Circle, but it's a shame ventriloquists don't have anyone to speak for them. Does anyone know if it's safe to dye your pubes? It's a bit of a grey area. And make sure you look out for Gary's next book, about Stockholm Syndrome: it starts off badly but by the end you'll really enjoy it . . .
Author : Highlights
Publisher : Highlights Press
ISBN 13 : 1629795534
Total Pages : 350 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (297 download)
Download or read book Laugh Attack! written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!
Author : Andrew Howell
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781725913516
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (135 download)
Download or read book 1,000+ Dad Jokes That Are Cheesy, Corny, and Fun for the Kids and Family written by Andrew Howell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-08-18 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Dad Jokes Bible! Tired of having the same old dad jokes? Need something new, that is cheesy, corny, and funny? And do you need jokes that are clean for the family? Whether they admit or not, everyone loves dad jokes. You love to tell them, the wife laughs, and the kids just shake their heads. The problem is though, trying to find new and funny jokes. In addition to that, it can be hard finding clean jokes that are family friendly. Also, if you are not a funny person, it can be hard to come up with dad jokes. This book will solve all your Dad joke needs. You may think you could find Dad Jokes elsewhere online. But nowhere will you find this many Dad Jokes compiled in one place. These jokes are the funniest handpicked out there, all waiting for you to tell. *In fact, if you purchase the paperback, then you will get the Ebook Free!* So Scroll up, and click the Buy Now Button!
Author : Matt Lucas
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0008491364
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (84 download)
Download or read book My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Pranks written by Matt Lucas and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2021-04-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious new book of pranks from multi-award-winning actor and comedian MATT LUCAS – star of The Great British Bake Off and creator of Thank You, Baked Potato, an official UK download chart-topper and Amazon bestseller!
Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736948503
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)
Download or read book The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
Author : Juicy Quotes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781674924861
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (248 download)
Download or read book Joke Book for Teens written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-17 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This jokes book for teenagers is perfect for teens of all ages. This big collection of funny jokes are all clean and family friendly that both boys, girls as well as the parents will enjoy. This jokes book will bring hours of entertainment and laughs. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
Author : Donald Shaw
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781537240558
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (45 download)
Download or read book 300 Best Jokes 2016 written by Donald Shaw and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-23 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Will Find 300 Funny and Hilarious Jokes Inside This Book! This book has no bad words, but it is not for kids. Some jokes are about relationship between men and women, and it may not be appropriate for children.Joking is always fun! Jokes bring smiles to people's faces. Jokes make us laugh. People fall in love when they smile at each other. Many people enjoy joking with their closest friends and families. Jokes help to overcome the difficulties and relax us. Joking is an awesome social skill and a great way to make new friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. Many people also love just to read some good jokes for amusement.However, it is not that easy to find real good jokes today. Some of them are out-of-date. Some of them are not clean enough. You may also find many joke books that are just not really funny and contain too much fluff like advertising and the author's bio. This jokes book is different! Buying this book you will get: A great collection of FUNNY jokes approved by hundreds of people, including my family and friends One-liners, real-life awkward situations, riddles and short stories Hours of entertainment and fun reading Great book to read on a long trip Clean jokes without bad words Jokes for adults and teenagers. In fact, there are some jokes for kids too, but do not give this book to your kids Jokes about relationship, marriage, professions, hobbies, animals, school, etc. Free bonus book with the popular Pokémon Go Memes (see the last page) Due to that people have different tastes, some of them like certain jokes and the others not. This especially applies to the jokes of certain genres like Yo Mamma jokes, blonde jokes, etc. Therefore I have included only a few jokes of these types that may be offensive to some groups of people. And in any case, this book is free of racism. I also did not mean to insult blonde women, overweight people or any other categories of people. So relax, take it easy and enjoy the humor!If you are ready for a good laugh, pranks, and riddles, it's time to get the best jokes book of the year! Do Not Wait Another Minute - Download Your Copy Right Away! Simply scroll up the page and hit the "Add to Cart" button!I bet you will be very HAPPY to read these jokes, otherwise, you can get 100% money back!
Author : Alan To
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781545197899
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (978 download)
Download or read book Funny Jokes for Friends and Family 1 written by Alan To and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-08 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to - - Eliminate stress - Burn calories - Heal yourself - Bring joy to people around and - Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.$5,000,000 or 5 Daughters? The Wiseman asks: "What would you choose, five millions dollars or five daughters?" The Fool replies: "Silly! Of course, I would choose five millions dollars!" The Wiseman said: "If you have five millions dollars, you will not be satisfied and always want more money, but if you have five daughters, you will surely say, 'I have enough.'" 2.A Tricky Letter from The Prisoner A prisoner knows that the letters he sent to his wife from the prison were screened first. When he received his wife's letter about her home garden, the letter is written: "Honey, when should we plant our potatoes?" He wrote a replied letter: "No matter what, DO NOT dig any soil in the garden. I buried all my guns and weapons in there. " A few days later his wife replied, "Seven investigators came to my home, they dig every inch of soil in the garden." Then she received her husband's letter, "Now is the time to plant some potatoes." 3.Typing Skill CEO: "Wow! You typing skill is greatly improved! There are only six typos! Keep up the good work!" Secretary: "Thank you!" CEO: "Now, let's take a look at the second line..."
Author : Hayden Fox
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781796685855
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (858 download)
Download or read book 1000 Dad Jokes: The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads and Their Kids written by Hayden Fox and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! 1000 Dreadfully Good Dad Jokes that will keep everyone either laughing or groaning for hours on end! Also makes for a perfect Father's Day gift. Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some dreadfully good entertainment! **Get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback.**
Author : Gerd De Ley
Publisher : Hatherleigh Press
ISBN 13 : 1578267587
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (782 download)
Download or read book Great American Humor written by Gerd De Ley and published by Hatherleigh Press. This book was released on 2018-06-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mark Twain wrote: "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing." Consider yourself blessed a thousand-fold with the new compilation Great American Humor by Gerd de Ley. Great American Humor collects 1000 wise and witty jokes, clever sayings and smart one-liners from well-known American humorists, actors, comedians, politicians, and personalities into a terrific volume guaranteed to generate laughs. Great American Humor features quips and quotes from well-known figures such as Mark Twain, Steve Martin, Bette Midler, Milton Berle, Ellen DeGeneres, Rodney Dangerfield, Robin Williams, Mae West, Mitch Hedberg, Joan Rivers, George Carlin, and the list goes on. Carefully researched and culled for maximum guffaws, Great American Humor captures the unique spirit of American wit and features more than enough jokes, puns and riddles to have everyone laughing.
Author : Joe King
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781977673091
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (73 download)
Download or read book Jokes written by Joe King and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this six-book collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes and stories that you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some... how should I put it? Less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyways!) Please, enjoy! **This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive**
