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Book Synopsis Zombies Shouldn't Eat Brains for Breakfast by : Benjamin Harper
Download or read book Zombies Shouldn't Eat Brains for Breakfast written by Benjamin Harper and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2023 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In humorous, rhyming text, the young reader learns all about the bad eating habits of zombies (and a few good eating habits for non-zombies).
Book Synopsis Zombies Shouldn't Sleep in the Dirt by : Benjamin Harper
Download or read book Zombies Shouldn't Sleep in the Dirt written by Benjamin Harper and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2023-08 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zombies discover tips for a good night's rest in this hilarious picture book! Ever wonder why zombies look a bit, um, tired? Maybe they're just not getting enough sleep! Thankfully, we humans are here to teach them tips for a good night's rest. Like, maybe find a comfy resting spot instead of taking a dirt nap. Or how about shutting off those zombifying screens before bedtime? With gross-out illustrations and funny rhymes, pre-readers and early readers alike are sure to be scared silly--and pick up some healthy sleep habits along the way. Written by Benjamin Harper (Bug Girl, Hansel & Gretel & Zombies), this picture book is perfect for bedtime or anytime! Other Books in the Care and Keeping of Zombies series: Zombies Shouldn't Brush Their Teeth with Rocks Zombies Shouldn't Eat Brains for Breakfast Zombies Shouldn't Exercise After Midnight
Book Synopsis A Brain Is for Eating by : Dan Jacobs
Download or read book A Brain Is for Eating written by Dan Jacobs and published by . This book was released on 2001-06 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Brain is For Eating is a beautifully illustrated, playfully twisted book that teaches zombie children how to find their next meal. It's a survival guide for the underserved youth of the post-apocalyptic population. The color illustrations accompanying the story are the work of artist Scott Brundage, whose drawings regularly appear in The Wall Street Journal and Scientific American. Scott places the book in the context of a of a long tradition of dark humorists like Edward Gorey, or Bill Watterson of Calvin and Hobbes. "It's really a book for human adults," admits Brundage. "But I'm sure there are some mature, non-zombie kids out there who can appreciate the macabre silliness of the story." Humor, science-fiction, counter culture.
Download or read book Brains For Lunch written by K. A. Holt and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2010-08-24 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The difference being that this middle school novel is written entirely in Haiku. Loeb, its zombie protagonist has a problem: the object of his affection, Siobhan, is a lifer (i.e. human). What to do? In scenes set around a lunch table (the menu: brains) and around the school, eyes roll and jaws drop (literally). Also featured in the cast of characters is Carl, a chupacabra (bloodsucking critter) and Mrs. Fincher, a sympathetic and seductive librarian.
Book Synopsis Brains for the Zombie Soul by : Michelle Hartz
Download or read book Brains for the Zombie Soul written by Michelle Hartz and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No matter how many brains you consume, it will never satisfy the soul. Upon looking through the shelves of the local bookstore, it is hard to find any literature that doesn't vilify the undead. A work that caters to them exclusively is rare indeed. The stories within are intended to stir passion into the reader. Here are stories of love, of anger, and of perseverance. Hopefully, they will inspire you to overcome the difficulties you face in everyday life, and warm your heart, whether or not it still beats. Enjoy this book like a fine wine and the grapes it's made from, crushed, killed, then brought back to life. Read this like a wine tasting, sample different types of stories, some as sweet as brains, some as dry as an aged zombie's skin. Speaking of brains, no, not all zombies eat brains. The dietary needs of zombies are just as varied as the dietary needs of the living. While some require brains to survive, many could care less for them. If there is one thing to take away from this book, it is that the differently animated are as diverse as the living. For the zombies reading, I hope this book will serve as a companion to you and perhaps make you feel less alone.
Book Synopsis Peanut Butter & Brains by : Joe McGee
Download or read book Peanut Butter & Brains written by Joe McGee and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reginald isn’t like the other zombies who shuffle through Quirkville, scaring the townspeople and moaning for BRAINSSSSS! The only thing Reginald’s stomach rumbles for is sticky peanut butter and sweet jelly. He tries to tell his zombie pals that there’s more to life than eating brains, but they’re just not interested. Will Reginald find a way to bring peace to Quirkville and convince the other zombies that there’s nothing better than peanut butter and jelly? Debut author Joe McGee and up-and-coming illustrator Charles Santoso have crafted a delicious tale about being true to yourself that will make readers hungry for more.
Book Synopsis Zombies Eat Brains. You're Safe by : Nachat
Download or read book Zombies Eat Brains. You're Safe written by Nachat and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-01-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zombies eat brains. You're safe is a lined notebook. 6 x 9 inchesLined PagesGreat quality
Download or read book Eat, Brains, Love written by Jeff Hart and published by . This book was released on 2014-02-21 with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New Jersey teens Jake Stephenson and Amanda Blake are turning into zombies and, having devoured half of their senior class, they are on the run, pursued by teen psychic Cass, a member of a government unit charged with killing zombies and keeping thei
Download or read book Zombies Do Not Care written by Matt Hooks and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-20 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you have a Brain ... YOU need this Book! Do you ever wonder what zombies are thinking? According to rumors, they usually have only one thing on their minds. In case you don't already know, the only thing zombies want is... YOUR BRAIN! They think it's yummy! YOU think that's gross! But if you USE your brain, zombies don't want it. They only like lazy brains. If you USE your brain, zombies will say "Ew" and they will go find a tastier brain. That is exactly why you should care! Why not read this book and see how your daily habits can stack up to either help or hinder your own well-being and those around you? Be Aware, Read and Think your way towards making better choices for your life! Zombies have a very Gross Mindset! / From the Author: SPOILER ALERT!!! Zombies are NOT REAL! This story is intended to be a silly and adventurous way to educate and entertain readers. The book, Zombies Don't Care - brings to life (yes, Pun Intended) the idea that our daily habits do matter. So be aware and mindful how you treat your brain, body, and your life. / About the Author: Matt B. Hooks endeavors to connect with his readers by entertaining, informing, and persuading them to think. He has earned a Master's degree from the University of Hawaii at Manoa and has taught special education for over a decade and a half, working with students who struggle academically and with their social skills. He hopes to reach out, so others can reach within learning how to make better life choices. In doing so, Mr. Hooks hopes his books and stories will inspire others to reach their personal goals.
Book Synopsis Eat, Brains, Love by : Jeffrey Alan Hart
Download or read book Eat, Brains, Love written by Jeffrey Alan Hart and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New Jersey teens Jake Stephenson and Amanda Blake are turning into zombies and, having devoured half of their senior class, they are on the run, pursued by teen psychic Cass, a member of a government unit charged with killing zombies and keeping their existence secret.
Download or read book Love Eats Brains written by Dash Shaw and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Edible Complex written by Brett Brooks and published by . This book was released on 2015-09-25 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zombies.The living dead, brought back from hell to feast upon the flesh of the living, inflicting their unholy curse to any who suffer even the slightest wound. They hunt you, kill you, and then devour your brain for sustenance. They are evil incarnate, here to terrorize your life.Except that they aren't. And they don't.It turns out that everything that we thought we knew about zombies, thanks to movies and books and television and such, wasn't quite as faithful as they wanted us to think. I should know, I see and deal with them on a daily basis. It's my job. I work for the Federal Office of Organizing Dining for Zombies, or F.O.O.D.Z. for short.Oh, and my job sucks.My name is Cassandra Cole. Welcome to my world.Edible Complex is a stand-alone horror-comedy novel and should not be taken internally. Consult your doctor if you feel that Edible Complex may not be right for you. Known side-effects of Edible Complex are laughing, groaning, and occasionally shuffling around your house in a state of undeath. Edible Complex is suitable for ages teen and up.
Book Synopsis This Is Not a Test by : Courtney Summers
Download or read book This Is Not a Test written by Courtney Summers and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2012-06-19 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Barricaded in Cortege High with five other teens while zombies try to get in, Sloane Price observes her fellow captives become more unpredictable and violent as time passes although they each have much more reason to live than she has.
Download or read book B Is for Brains written by Ellie Sutton and published by Playground Titans Press. This book was released on 2016-02-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: B is for Brains: ABCs for the Zombie Apocalypse is a zombie themed abc book for all ages.
Download or read book World War Z written by Max Brooks and published by Del Rey. This book was released on 2006-09-12 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Prepare to be entranced by this addictively readable oral history of the great war between humans and zombies.”—Entertainment Weekly We survived the zombie apocalypse, but how many of us are still haunted by that terrible time? We have (temporarily?) defeated the living dead, but at what cost? Told in the haunting and riveting voices of the men and women who witnessed the horror firsthand, World War Z is the only record of the pandemic. The Zombie War came unthinkably close to eradicating humanity. Max Brooks, driven by the urgency of preserving the acid-etched first-hand experiences of the survivors, traveled across the United States of America and throughout the world, from decimated cities that once teemed with upwards of thirty million souls to the most remote and inhospitable areas of the planet. He recorded the testimony of men, women, and sometimes children who came face-to-face with the living, or at least the undead, hell of that dreadful time. World War Z is the result. Never before have we had access to a document that so powerfully conveys the depth of fear and horror, and also the ineradicable spirit of resistance, that gripped human society through the plague years. THE INSPIRATION FOR THE MAJOR MOTION PICTURE “Will spook you for real.”—The New York Times Book Review “Possesses more creativity and zip than entire crates of other new fiction titles. Think Mad Max meets The Hot Zone. . . . It’s Apocalypse Now, pandemic-style. Creepy but fascinating.”—USA Today “Will grab you as tightly as a dead man’s fist. A.”—Entertainment Weekly, EW Pick “Probably the most topical and literate scare since Orson Welles’s War of the Worlds radio broadcast . . . This is action-packed social-political satire with a global view.”—Dallas Morning News
Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together
Book Synopsis Zombies and Zinfandels by : Scott Hughey
Download or read book Zombies and Zinfandels written by Scott Hughey and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-04-21 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet the most unlikely person to survive a zombie apocalypse. David Hall is a 30-year-old, divorced, self-proclaimed wine connoisseur. He has no business venturing into a world of flesh-hungry monsters. But when a phone call from his diabetic sister gets disconnected, he knows he's the only one who can provide her the care she needs. Seeking help from his gun-toting, survivalist brother-in-law, and his ex-wife, David must make a dangerous journey across the city of Asheville. But the real danger isn't the zombies he'll have to face, or the threat of certain death; it's what kind of man he'll become if he survives the trip. This Zombie Apocalypse Comedy is Douglas Adams meets Max Brooks. Buy now to sink your teeth into this hilarious adventure.
