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Wow, No Thank You.

Author : Samantha Irby
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0525563490
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)

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Download or read book Wow, No Thank You. written by Samantha Irby and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2020-03-31 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!

Meaty

Author : Samantha Irby
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0988825864
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (888 download)

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Download or read book Meaty written by Samantha Irby and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2013-09-13 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The smart, edgy, hilarious, and unabashedly raunchy New York Times bestselling author explodes onto the printed page in her uproarious first collection of essays. "Whether she’s writing about her latest inflammatory bowel disease attack or documenting a sexual escapade gone awry (sometimes simultaneously), you’ll most likely be able to relate to Irby’s tell-all book. Her raw honesty and scathing sense of humor will make you laugh out loud." —JET Irby laughs her way through tragicomic mishaps, neuroses, and taboos as she struggles through adulthood: chin hairs, depression, bad sex, failed relationships, masturbation, taco feasts, inflammatory bowel disease and more. Updated with her favorite Instagramable, couch-friendly recipes, this much-beloved romp is treat for anyone in dire need of Irby's infamous, scathing wit and poignant candor. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!

Bunny

Author : Mona Awad
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0525559744
Total Pages : 311 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)

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Download or read book Bunny written by Mona Awad and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-06-11 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER Soon to be a major motion picture "Jon Swift + Witches of Eastwick + Kelly 'Get In Trouble' Link + Mean Girls + Creative Writing Degree Hell! No punches pulled, no hilarities dodged, no meme unmangled! O Bunny you are sooo genius!" —Margaret Atwood, via Twitter "A wild, audacious and ultimately unforgettable novel." —Michael Schaub, Los Angeles Times "Awad is a stone-cold genius." —Ann Bauer, The Washington Post The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel from the acclaimed author of 13 Ways of Looking at a Fat Girl and Rouge "We were just these innocent girls in the night trying to make something beautiful. We nearly died. We very nearly did, didn't we?" Samantha Heather Mackey couldn't be more of an outsider in her small, highly selective MFA program at New England's Warren University. A scholarship student who prefers the company of her dark imagination to that of most people, she is utterly repelled by the rest of her fiction writing cohort--a clique of unbearably twee rich girls who call each other "Bunny," and seem to move and speak as one. But everything changes when Samantha receives an invitation to the Bunnies' fabled "Smut Salon," and finds herself inexplicably drawn to their front door--ditching her only friend, Ava, in the process. As Samantha plunges deeper and deeper into the Bunnies' sinister yet saccharine world, beginning to take part in the ritualistic off-campus "Workshop" where they conjure their monstrous creations, the edges of reality begin to blur. Soon, her friendships with Ava and the Bunnies will be brought into deadly collision. The spellbinding new novel from one of our most fearless chroniclers of the female experience, Bunny is a down-the-rabbit-hole tale of loneliness and belonging, friendship and desire, and the fantastic and terrible power of the imagination. Named a Best Book of 2019 by TIME, Vogue, Electric Literature, and The New York Public Library

Between the Lines

Author : Jodi Picoult
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451635818
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Between the Lines written by Jodi Picoult and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Told in their separate voices, sixteen-year-old Prince Oliver, who wants to break free of his fairy-tale existence, and fifteen-year-old Delilah, a loner obsessed with Prince Oliver and the book in which he exists, work together to seek his freedom.

The Mouse in the Manor House (and Other Poems)

Author : Sam Garland
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781512307481
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book The Mouse in the Manor House (and Other Poems) written by Sam Garland and published by . This book was released on 2015-06-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Mouse in the Manor House (and other poems)" is a 34-page book featuring the illustrated story (written in rhyme) of Jenny Mouse on Christmas Eve, as she searches for her husband, Peter Mouse, who has been missing in Manor House for a day. When she discovers the misfortune that has befallen him, she must devise a plan to save the day...The story is followed by several illustrated poems fit for children and adults alike.Written by Reddit's "/u/Poem_For_Your_Sprog"

Cat's Got Your Tongue

Author : Jaime Hovis
Publisher : Author House
ISBN 13 : 149182896X
Total Pages : 317 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (918 download)

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Download or read book Cat's Got Your Tongue written by Jaime Hovis and published by Author House. This book was released on 2013-11-21 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Icarus is a sanctuary of sorts and a home to most of the "Supes" and "Others" in the area. Samantha Rainwater just happens to be the daughter of the owner of the club as well as daughter to the Alpha of the Fire Rock Pack. With the Icarus under attack, Sam's day job as Head of Security for the Icarus is about to get a lot more interesting. Others are being possessed and killed. It's up to her to stop it. She want's nothing more than life to go back to normal, but Fate has a different plan. Benjamin Roberts has come for a visit to gain some new recruits for his father's private security firm and to visit his best friend and son of the Fire Rock Pack. Ben's world is turned upside down after he meets his best friend's sister. Getting her to become his "Mate" becomes his number one mission. . .That is if he can keep them both alive long enough. . .Being together might just cost one of them everything.

You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom

Author : Leslie Anne Bruce
Publisher : Seal Press
ISBN 13 : 1580058914
Total Pages : 238 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (8 download)

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Download or read book You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom written by Leslie Anne Bruce and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2019-09-10 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A much-needed voice of encouragement for every woman who had a baby and lost her mind Sometimes, motherhood feels never-ending. A child is born, chaos ensues, and it seems like life will never return to normal. In You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom, award-winning journalist and Instagram star Leslie Anne Bruce acknowledges that, yes, motherhood is a total mind f*ck—but then she offers the self-empowerment lessons new mothers need to get through the psychic upheaval and emerge stronger than ever. After childbirth, a woman's body, her relationships, and her very sense of self are tested like never before. Bruce encourages readers to look past the sugarcoated truisms about the miracles of child-rearing in order to embrace the real joys of motherhood, spit-up stains and all. Loaded with unfettered support from a mom who has been through it all, You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom offers a lifeline of encouragement, inspiration, and community for the new mama who got a baby, lost her mind, and desperately wants to find herself again.

I Don't Want to Be Crazy

Author : Samantha Schutz
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545231728
Total Pages : 201 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (452 download)

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Download or read book I Don't Want to Be Crazy written by Samantha Schutz and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2010-02-01 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A harrowing, remarkable poetry memoir about one girl's struggle with anxiety disorder. A harrowing, remarkable poetry memoir about one girl's struggle with anxiety disorder.This is a true story of growing up, breaking down, and coming to grips with a psychological disorder. When Samantha Schutz first left home for college, she was excited by the possibilities -- freedom from parents, freedom from a boyfriend who was reckless with her affections, freedom from the person she was supposed to be. At first, she revelled in the independence. . . but as pressures increased, she began to suffer anxiety attacks that would leave her mentally shaken and physically incapacitated. Thus began a hard road of discovery and coping, powerfully rendered in this poetry memoir.

From the Machine

Author : Darris Forbrook
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1496935373
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (969 download)

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Download or read book From the Machine written by Darris Forbrook and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2014-10-27 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A worldwide pandemic has devastated human civilization and forced humankind to withdraw into the safety of deteriorating cities. The Company was then established, an organization dedicated to preserve government order and concoct a vaccine. Walls and towers have been erected to protect the citizens against the dangers that lurk among the wilds. The greatest threat, however, may reside within the walls themselves and among the inhabitants. From the Machine will follow ten different characters and their families as they deal with the hardships of this new world order. They all seek the truth-beauty amidst the darkness.

I Know I Am, But What Are You?

Author : Samantha Bee
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439142742
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book I Know I Am, But What Are You? written by Samantha Bee and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-02-08 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Candid, outspoken, laugh-out-loud funny essays from the much-loved Samantha Bee, the Most Senior Correspondent on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart . Critics have called her “sweet, adorable, and vicious.” But there is so much more to be said about Samantha Bee. For one, she’s Canadian. Whatever that means. And now, she opens up for the very first time about her checkered Canadian past. With charming candor, she admits to her Lennie from Of Mice and Men–style love of baby animals, her teenage crime spree as one-half of a car-thieving couple (Bonnie and Clyde in Bermuda shorts and braces), and the fact that strangers seem compelled to show her their genitals. She also details her intriguing career history, which includes stints working in a frame store, at a penis clinic, and as a Japanese anime character in a touring children’s show. Samantha delves into all these topics and many more in this thoroughly hilarious, unabashedly frank collection of personal essays. Whether detailing the creepiness that ensues when strangers assume that your mom is your lesbian lover, or recalling her girlhood crush on Jesus (who looked like Kris Kristofferson and sang like Kenny Loggins), Samantha turns the spotlight on her own imperfect yet highly entertaining life as relentlessly as she skewers hapless interview subjects on The Daily Show. She shares her unique point of view on a variety of subjects as wide ranging as her deep affinity for old people, to her hatred of hot ham. It’s all here, in irresistible prose that will leave you in stitches and eager for more.

Painless

Author : Devon Hartford
Publisher : Devon Hartford
ISBN 13 : 0989769755
Total Pages : 425 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (897 download)

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Download or read book Painless written by Devon Hartford and published by Devon Hartford. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 425 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At last! The exciting, steamy, action packed conclusion to the Story of Samantha Smith! PAINLESS follows Samantha through the remainder of her first year in college at sunny San Diego University. Oh, and what about that hot hunk Christos Manos? When we last left him, his life balanced on the brink of disaster. What is going to happen to him? You’ll have to read PAINLESS to find out! Find out what happens to Samantha, Christos, Romeo, Kamiko, Madison, Jake, and everyone else in PAINLESS, the third and final volume of the series! This book is full of surprises!! WARNING!! Once again, the steam factor in PAINLESS is much higher than in FEARLESS (book 1), but similar to RECKLESS (book 2).

The Stalker

Author : Sue Wolcott-Whitten
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 1642984108
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (429 download)

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Download or read book The Stalker written by Sue Wolcott-Whitten and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-11-03 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the quiet of the night, "He" sneaks in, watches, and waits. His chance is just around the corner, so he is ever patient. He is not a stranger but has brought her much fear, and in that, he is delighted. She has grown up so beautiful and vulnerable, and that is one of the reasons he was attracted to her in the beginningaEUR"but then came the betrayal. At this very moment, he could have all he has ever wanted, but not yet.

You're an Awesome Samantha, Keep That Shit Up!

Author : Samantha HerBirthday
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (757 download)

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Download or read book You're an Awesome Samantha, Keep That Shit Up! written by Samantha HerBirthday and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-16 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get your unique Composition Notebook! This is a lovely notebook / journal with a simple themed cover design. perfect for anyone to record ideas, or to use for writing and note-taking. It can be used by girls and women, school and college students,.. Specifications: 100 Pages notebook Cute and Elegant designs Matt Soft Cover Black & white interior with white paper. Big Size (6x9 Inches). This notebook is ideal for: Birthday gifts for girl and women. Christmas gifts for all ages. Office workers and friends. Special occasions. customized gifts. Girlfriend gifts. Student's gifts. Birthday Gift Study notes.

No Turning Back

Author : B.M. Gage
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0359654738
Total Pages : 199 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (596 download)

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Download or read book No Turning Back written by B.M. Gage and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-05-15 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some stories are better left untold, because sometimes, the results of telling those stories can be fatal. Kaiden's rise to success seems to be almost instant as his relationship with his artists and girlfriend also seem to improve. As Kaiden works to finish an upcoming album, he learns some news that changes his life. Quickly having to adapt to his new lifestyle is no easy task, but Kaiden keeps his mind set on being able to provide the best life for his family and all is well, until he and Christina's past quickly seem to catch up with them. It's a tale of twists and turns as two individuals who try to excel and progress are unable to do so because of things that they've done in the past. They both learn that at some point, you can no longer be trapped in the past, but you have to be able to say that there's no turning back.

The M-16 Agenda

Author : Wilcox James (author)
Publisher : James P. Wilcox
ISBN 13 : 1452453845
Total Pages : 191 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (524 download)

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Download or read book The M-16 Agenda written by Wilcox James (author) and published by James P. Wilcox. This book was released on 2010-07-05 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the war torn battlegrounds of Iraq to the halls of power in Washington D.C., M-16 Agenda follows one man's rise to the heights of political power, as he struggles to live up to the promises he made to his fellow soldiers, his family, and himself.

Mr. Splitfoot

Author : Samantha Hunt
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0544526724
Total Pages : 370 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (445 download)

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Download or read book Mr. Splitfoot written by Samantha Hunt and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2016-01-05 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The strange odysseys of two young women animate this “hypnotic and glowing” American gothic novel that blurs the line between the real and the supernatural (Gregory Maguire, The New York Times Book Review). A New York Times Editors’ Choice A Paris Review Staff Pick Ruth and Nat are seventeen. They are orphans living at The Love of Christ! Foster Home in upstate New York. And they may be able to talk to the dead. Enter Mr. Bell, a con man with mystical interests who knows an opportunity when he sees one. Together they embark on an unexpected journey that connects meteor sites, utopian communities, lost mothers, and a scar that maps its way across Ruth’s face. Decades later, Ruth visits her niece, Cora. But while Ruth used to speak to the dead, she now doesn’t speak at all. Even so, she leads Cora on a mysterious mission that involves crossing the entire state of New York on foot. Where is she taking them? And who—or what—is hidden in the woods at the end of the road? “[A] gripping novel…The narratives, which twist together into a shocking dénouement, are marked by ghost stories.”—The New Yorker

Righteous Murders/ Dark Minuet/ Adoption Murders

Author : Frances Walter
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1477262660
Total Pages : 574 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (772 download)

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Download or read book Righteous Murders/ Dark Minuet/ Adoption Murders written by Frances Walter and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2013-05-28 with total page 574 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I am Frances Walter. You are invited to step inside My reading world... I am introducing a series of Murder-Detective works to intrigue you... A collage of works to keep you wondering the final ending... Welcome to... Righteous Murders A Dark Minuet Adoption Murders