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Author : NoNieqa Ramos
Publisher : Versify
ISBN 13 : 1328631885
Total Pages : 37 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (286 download)
Download or read book Your Mama written by NoNieqa Ramos and published by Versify. This book was released on 2021 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Illustrations and easy-to-read text twist classic "your mama" jokes into a celebration of the beauty, power, and love of motherhood.
Author : Deborah Guarino
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9780590447256
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (472 download)
Download or read book Is Your Mama a Llama? written by Deborah Guarino and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 1989 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lloyd the Llama discovers what kind of animal his mama really is in this delightful guessing game picture book, filled with whimsical riddles and endearing illustrations. Rhyming questions and answers will charm and amuse children. "An enchanting animal guessing game."--"School Library Journal." Full-color illustrations. Copyright © Libri GmbH. All rights reserved.
Author : Andrew Barlow
Publisher : Three Rivers Press (CA)
ISBN 13 : 9781400050727
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (57 download)
Download or read book A Portrait of Yo Mama as a Young Man written by Andrew Barlow and published by Three Rivers Press (CA). This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Authored by two of the funniest twentysomethings writing today, this absurdist take on the oldest joke in the book--the yo mama snap--is warped, witty, ironic, and, frankly, sad in places.
Author : Abbie Halberstadt
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736983783
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)
Download or read book M Is for Mama written by Abbie Halberstadt and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2022-02-01 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mama of ten Abbie Halberstadt helps women humbly and gracefully rise to the high calling of motherhood without settling for mediocrity or losing their minds in the process. Motherhood is a challenge. Unfortunately, our worldly culture offers moms little in the way of real help. Mamas only connect to celebrate surviving another day and to share in their misery rather than rejoice in what God has done and to build each other up in hard times. There has a be a better way, a biblical way, for mamas to grow and thrive. As a daughter of Christ, you have been called to be more than an average mama. Attaining excellence doesn’t have to be unsettling but it will take committed focus and a desire to parent well according to God’s grace and for His glory. M is for Mama offers advice, encouragement, and scripturally sound strategies seasoned with a little bit of humor to help you embrace the challenge of biblical motherhood and raise your children with love and wisdom. Mama, you are worthy of the awesome responsibility God has given you. Now it’s time to start believing you can live up to it.
Author : Amy Reichert
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416982485
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (169 download)
Download or read book Take Your Mama to Work Today written by Amy Reichert and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-03-20 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Coworkers beware—Violet’s here to “help” at the office in this lively picture book that puts a fun-loving spin on the grown-up work world. When Violet visits her mom’s office on Take Your Child to Work Day (or snow days, or school holidays, or babysitter-is-sick days), she is very helpful. She answers the phone (once she stops accidentally hanging up on people!), makes business cards (after adding a snazzy personal touch!), learns how to use the paper shredder (and discovers how to make her very own confetti!), and gives the boss pointers on his presentation. With a little mayhem—and a lot of joy—Violet makes her mark on the office! Whimsical text and effervescent illustrations highlight the indelible spirit of Violet, an adorable character young readers and parents alike will delight in knowing.
Author : Marcelle Bienvenu
Publisher : Susan Schadt Press LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (894 download)
Download or read book Who's Your Mama, Are You Catholic, and Can You Make a Roux? written by Marcelle Bienvenu and published by Susan Schadt Press LLC. This book was released on 2024-11-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bienvenu to the quintessential Cajun country cookbook. Dubbed the "Queen of Cajun Cooking," Chef Marcelle Bienvenu provides recipes for every season in this well deserved reimagining of the classic Who's Your Mama, Are You Catholic, and Can You Make A Roux?. Praised by The New York Times as "...having what might be the best-named cookbook in America," Marcelle honors the authentic cuisine and culture of South Louisiana. The lovingly curated family recipes, accumulated over decades, appear alongside hilarious stories of life on the bayou. Featuring a new layout including photographs of recipes, tablescapes, and more by Randy Krause Schmidt set in the Spanish moss-laden Bayou Têche, Who's Your Mama, Are You Catholic, and Can You Make A Roux? will inspire enthusiasts of Cajun and Creole cuisine with Marcelle's enduring passion for great food and storytelling.
Author : Langston Hughes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (61 download)
Download or read book Ask Your Mama. 12 Moods for Jazz. (Poem.). written by Langston Hughes and published by . This book was released on 1961 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Elijah Wald
Publisher : Oxford University Press
ISBN 13 : 0199394040
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (993 download)
Download or read book Talking 'bout Your Mama written by Elijah Wald and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2014 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally published as 'The Dozens: a history of rap's mama.'"--Title page verso.
Author : Charlie Sheppard
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781537264646
Total Pages : 350 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (646 download)
Download or read book Save Your Drama for Your Mama written by Charlie Sheppard and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-09-03 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A practical guide for eliminating Drama from your life, your team and your organization. Accessible to all, the principles described in Save your Drama for Your Mama will not only help you be more successful at work but in every dimension of your life. It is a practical reminder of the power inherent in every one of us to control our own destiny and be a positive influence in the world. If you are a leader who is serious about getting the best from your team members, make this the next book you read. Managing others is never simple, but with the techniques taught here, you are sure to see incredible changes in your company's culture.
Author : Onwuchekwa Jemie
Publisher : Temple University Press
ISBN 13 : 9781592130290
Total Pages : 350 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (32 download)
Download or read book Yo Mama! written by Onwuchekwa Jemie and published by Temple University Press. This book was released on 2003 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collected primarily in metropolitan New York and Philadelphia during the classic era of black street poetry (i.e., during the late 1960s and early 1970s) these raps, signifyings, toasts, boasts, jokes and children's rhymes will delight general readers as well as scholars. Ranging from the simple rhymes that accompany children's games to verbally inventive insults and the epic exploits of traditional characters like Shine and Stagger Lee, these texts sound the deep rivers of culture, echoing two continents. Onwuchekwa Jemie's introductory essay situates them in a globally pan-African context and relates them to more recent forms of oral culture such as rap and spoken word.
Author : Puma Pants
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781517345648
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (456 download)
Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes written by Puma Pants and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-09-14 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 of the Best and Most Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes on the Planet! This Book Makes a Fantastic Gift! Get Your Copy Today at This Low Price! Yo Mama Jokes - The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book with Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Yo Mama Jokes Ever had a "Yo mama" battle with someone and wished you have more insults that you could use to degrade their mother with? Well, here at Puma Pants, we know exactly how you feel. There's nothing quite like a good yo mama joke. It's strangely satisfying about insulting the character of someone we have never met just because they happen to be the mother of someone that we don't like! We really have narrowed these down to the 200 best mother insults we could find. After countless hours of research and reading, we have compiled a really comprehensive list of all of the very finest, cleverest and of course the most hilarious yo mama jokes on the face of this good earth! So get reading and fill you heard with the perfect ammunition for your next bout of mother insulting. Tags: yo mama encyclopedia, yo mama jokes encyclopedia, yo mama bible, yo mama jokes bible, yo mama jokes, yo mama so fat, yo mama jokes dirty, yo mama jokes for kids, funny yo mama jokes, slap yo mama, yo mama disses, yo mama so fat jokes, yo mamma jokes, good yo mama jokes, yo mama joke, funniest yo mama jokes, yo mamma, best yo mama jokes, dirty yo mama jokes, yo mama so stupid, the best yo mama jokes, funny jokes yo mama, hilarious yo mama jokes, yo mama show, yo mama so ugly, really funny yo mama jokes, yo mama jokes fat, the funniest yo mama jokes, yo mama funny jokes, yo momma jokes, clean yo mama jokes, mama jokes, yo mama jokes funny, best yo mama, your mama jokes, yo mama jokes best, yo mama jokes clean, yo mama fat jokes, top 10 yo mama jokes, yo moma jokes, yo mama so ugly jokes, momma jokes, fat jokes, yo mama jokes insults, top 100 yo mama jokes, your momma jokes, yo mama comebacks
Author : Dr. Ralph E. Plumb
Publisher : WestBow Press
ISBN 13 : 1512776254
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (127 download)
Download or read book My Mother, Your Mama written by Dr. Ralph E. Plumb and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2017-03-07 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of real-life, faith-based stories comes from two diverse gender and cultural perspectives that show the hilarious yet painful emotional roller coaster of caring for an aging parent. These talented coauthors bring to life the ups and downs and the joys and sorrows of caring for, in this case, their mom. Though managing vastly different psychological and cognitive dynamics in their parents and varied support systems, their struggle is the same: how do we make life work for our aging parent?Journeying through their stories, readers will gain a glimpse into an intimate reality that the majority of us will face. It is not all pretty or warm or sentimental. It is often thankless, inconvenient, awkward, and abjectly uncomfortable. However, this book provides valuable yet hilarious lessons that can guide readers through their own journey with aging parents. Embracing humor and compassion, Ralph and Feager invite readers into this essential work that we cannot abdicate to social service agencies or the health care system.
Author : Simeko Revador
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 9781462820047
Total Pages : 103 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (2 download)
Download or read book Don't Drive Your Mama Away written by Simeko Revador and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2007-11-19 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Taylors are a very close praying family, some of them would say their christian, a couple of them might say they are still working on themselves. They all love the Lord, one of the sisters named (Fifi), gets involved with a man that she feels is God sent, who actually turns out to be a walking demon, he turns their life upside down. Join them as they experience the greatest tragedy of their life when, The Storm Hits Home
Author : Yvonne Bynoe
Publisher : Catapult
ISBN 13 : 1593762399
Total Pages : 289 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (937 download)
Download or read book Who's Your Mama? written by Yvonne Bynoe and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2009-04-01 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlike other motherhood books that focus on the experiences of a small group of affluent, married white women, Who's Your Mama? centers on the largely untold perspectives of the majority of American women, whose unique and sometimes unconventional family structures impact our country. Their contributions speak practically of their personal beliefs, intimate relationships, and socioeconomic realities. The book explores the intersection between motherhood and other facets of the contributors’ lives, including race, class, sexuality, politics, and personal tragedy. Personal stories include a feminist juggling the roles of activist and mother, a college graduate who applies for welfare so she can remain home with her child, a gay couple’s navigation of the adoption process, and a mother’s celebration of her own vibrant sexuality. This collection of personal narratives will illuminate various female experiences of parenting and humanize a variety of social and economic issues that affect millions of American women and their families.
Author : Hugh Payne
Publisher : Black Dog & Leventhal
ISBN 13 : 160376237X
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (37 download)
Download or read book Yo' Mama Is So... written by Hugh Payne and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2011-05-20 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!) -- hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama" -- and all yo' other relatives -- sure to shut people's mouths or make them howl with laughter. Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white. Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo' mama is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. Yo' mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver's license. So dumb, so fat, so ugly, and so old have never been SO FUNNY, thanks to this exhaustive and inventive assortment of laugh-out-loud one-line jokes sure to cause a sensation. Hundreds of quotable and easy-to-remember quips have been gathered here by a comedy master, and the result is a relentless collection of wholesome, all-in-good-fun nastiness for every occasion. Divided into handy categories (in case you happen to need a boatload of fat jokes, skinny jokes, or whatever) Yo' Mama Is So . . . is an essential addition to the humor shelf of any self-respecting smart aleck. Hey . . . what did you call my mama??!!
Author : Elijah Wald
Publisher : Oxford University Press
ISBN 13 : 0199895406
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (998 download)
Download or read book The Dozens written by Elijah Wald and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2012-06 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following his groundbreaking explorations of the blues and American popular music in Escaping the Delta and How the Beatles Destroyed Rock 'n' Roll, Elijah Wald turns his attention to the tradition of African American street rhyming and verbal combat that ruled urban neighborhoods long before rap: the viciously funny, outrageously inventive insult game called "the dozens."At its simplest, the dozens is a comic concatenation of "yo' mama" jokes. At its most complex, it is a form of social interaction that reaches back to African ceremonial rituals. Whether considered vernacular poetry, verbal dueling, a test of street cool, or just a mess of dirty insults, the dozens has been a basic building block of African-American culture. A game which could inspire raucous laughter or escalate to violence, it provided a wellspring of rhymes, attitude, and raw humor that has influenced pop musicians from Jelly Roll Morton to Ice Cube. Wald explores the depth of the dozens' roots, looking at mother-insulting and verbal combat from Greenland to the sources of the Niger, and shows its breadth of influence in the seminal writings of Richard Wright, Langston Hughes, and Zora Neale Hurston; the comedy of Richard Pryor and George Carlin; the dark humor of the blues; the hip slang and competitive jamming of jazz; and most recently in the improvisatory battling of rap. A forbidden language beneath the surface of American popular culture, the dozens links children's clapping rhymes to low-down juke joints and the most modern street verse to the earliest African American folklore.In tracing the form and its variations over more than a century of African American culture and music, The Dozens sheds fascinating new light on schoolyard games and rural work songs, serious literature and nightclub comedy, and pop hits from ragtime to rap.
Author : Rebecca Lindamood
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1624142613
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (241 download)
Download or read book Not Your Mama's Canning Book written by Rebecca Lindamood and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-07-19 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you interested in learning how to can food or to try new recipes for canning food? Do you enjoy both savory and sweet canned goods? Rebecca Lindamood has the recipes for you! Rebecca will not only teach you how to can food with basic recipes, but she will provide alternative versions to take your canned food flavors up a notch. She will also provide recipes that highlight these unique flavor combinations so you can make use out of every canned good! From jams, jellies and preserves to pickles and relishes to drunken fruit and pressure canning, this book has something for everyone. Some recipes will require the use of pressure canners, but not all. Make your mama proud but don't tell her you can can better than her!
