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P.S. Your Cat Is Dead

Author : James Kirkwood
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1429976357
Total Pages : 243 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book P.S. Your Cat Is Dead written by James Kirkwood and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “An ingenious, intriguing, and also moving story about two losers who become friends” from the American playwright and coauthor of A Chorus Line (The Sacramento Union). It’s New Year’s Eve in New York City. Your best friend died in September, you’ve been robbed twice, your girlfriend is leaving you, you’ve lost your job . . . and the only one left to talk to is the gay burglar you’ve got tied up in the kitchen . . . P.S. your cat is dead. An instant classic upon its initial publication, P.S. Your Cat Is Dead received widespread critical acclaim and near fanatical reader devotion. The stage version of the novel was equally successful and there are still over two hundred new productions of it staged every year. Now, for the first time in a decade, James Kirkwood’s much-loved black humor comic novel of manners and escalating disaster returns to bewitch and beguile a new generation. “James Kirkwood manages to combine the most marvelous light witty dialogue with the most harrowing of events . . . absolutely fascinating—I couldn’t stop reading from the minute the first shot was fired.” —Nora Ephron “This novel is woven together with such artistic acumen that suspense never ebbs. The plot structure, characterization, dialog and style are virtually flawless.” —Chicago Sun-Times “With every page the situation gets crazier, zanier, more improbable, also funnier . . . Kirkwood’s bizarre humor comes off, thanks to his ability to throw opposites together, with a stand-up comic’s timing.” —Publishers Weekly

Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?: And Other Questions About Dead Bodies

Author : Caitlin Doughty
Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN 13 : 0393652718
Total Pages : 195 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (936 download)

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Download or read book Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?: And Other Questions About Dead Bodies written by Caitlin Doughty and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2019-09-10 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times Bestseller Winner of a Goodreads Choice Award “Funny, dark, and at times stunningly existential.” —Marianne Eloise, Guardian Everyone has questions about death. In Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?, best-selling author and mortician Caitlin Doughty answers the most intriguing questions she’s ever received about what happens to our bodies when we die. In a brisk, informative, and morbidly funny style, Doughty explores everything from ancient Egyptian death rituals and the science of skeletons to flesh-eating insects and the proper depth at which to bury your pet if you want Fluffy to become a mummy. Now featuring an interview with a clinical expert on discussing these issues with young people—the source of some of our most revealing questions about death—Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? confronts our common fear of dying with candid, honest, and hilarious facts about what awaits the body we leave behind.

Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?

Author : Caitlin Doughty
Publisher : Thorndike Press Large Print
ISBN 13 : 9781432872274
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (722 download)

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Download or read book Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? written by Caitlin Doughty and published by Thorndike Press Large Print. This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author and mortician Doughty answers real questions from kids about death, dead bodies, and decomposition.

Modern Loss

Author : Rebecca Soffer
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 006249922X
Total Pages : 313 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book Modern Loss written by Rebecca Soffer and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-01-23 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspired by the website that the New York Times hailed as "redefining mourning," this book is a fresh and irreverent examination into navigating grief and resilience in the age of social media, offering comfort and community for coping with the mess of loss through candid original essays from a variety of voices, accompanied by gorgeous two-color illustrations and wry infographics. At a time when we mourn public figures and national tragedies with hashtags, where intimate posts about loss go viral and we receive automated birthday reminders for dead friends, it’s clear we are navigating new terrain without a road map. Let’s face it: most of us have always had a difficult time talking about death and sharing our grief. We’re awkward and uncertain; we avoid, ignore, or even deny feelings of sadness; we offer platitudes; we send sympathy bouquets whittled out of fruit. Enter Rebecca Soffer and Gabrielle Birkner, who can help us do better. Each having lost parents as young adults, they co-founded Modern Loss, responding to a need to change the dialogue around the messy experience of grief. Now, in this wise and often funny book, they offer the insights of the Modern Loss community to help us cry, laugh, grieve, identify, and—above all—empathize. Soffer and Birkner, along with forty guest contributors including Lucy Kalanithi, singer Amanda Palmer, and CNN’s Brian Stelter, reveal their own stories on a wide range of topics including triggers, sex, secrets, and inheritance. Accompanied by beautiful hand-drawn illustrations and witty "how to" cartoons, each contribution provides a unique perspective on loss as well as a remarkable life-affirming message. Brutally honest and inspiring, Modern Loss invites us to talk intimately and humorously about grief, helping us confront the humanity (and mortality) we all share. Beginners welcome.

A Hundred and One Uses of a Dead Cat

Author : Simon Bond
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (114 download)

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Download or read book A Hundred and One Uses of a Dead Cat written by Simon Bond and published by . This book was released on 1981 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Complete Uses of a Dead Cat

Author : Simon Bond
Publisher : Methuen Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780413760401
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (64 download)

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Download or read book Complete Uses of a Dead Cat written by Simon Bond and published by Methuen Publishing. This book was released on 2000-10 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This anniversary edition contains the three cartoon classics 101 Uses of a Dead Cat, 101 More Uses of a Dead Cat and Uses of a Dead Cat in History.

How to Massage Your Cat

Author : Alice M. Brock
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780811840699
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (46 download)

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Download or read book How to Massage Your Cat written by Alice M. Brock and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2003-07 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As kitty gift books go, this is "the best, funniest, most inspiring" of them all, according to the Village Voice and tens of thousands of dedicated readers. Now out on the prowl with a new cover that's the cat's meow, it's ready to inspire a second wave of cats and their owners to relax into a catnap. Author and illustrator Alice M. Brock (of Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant" fame) counsels cat owners to approach the cat quietly with palms "up and open." Beginning at the rear, the masseur works all the way around the cat using a "vigorous kneading motion," then rubs, presses, twists, and tugs the cat into a state of complete relaxation. We are assured that a well-massaged cat may remain in a state of prolonged calm "for some time." Brock's instructions are accompanied by charming illustrations sure to inspire a mischievous chuckle in both friends and foes of felines everywhere.

Your Cat Is Dead: Unlocking the Secrets to the Quantum Universe

Author : Kyle Olechnowicz
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557293383
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (572 download)

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Download or read book Your Cat Is Dead: Unlocking the Secrets to the Quantum Universe written by Kyle Olechnowicz and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-05-19 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Cat is Dead: Unlocking the Secrets to the Quantum Universe reveals the secret codes to the world around us from the nature of the subatomic world to our entire universe. As a scientific book written in plain language by an every day nuclear engineer and physicist, this is a must - have book, not only for scholars and students, but for all types of readers. ------> This book answers a collective hunger for a new direction in science in a final attempt to do the unthinkable - to explain and understand everything in the universe. Your Cat is Dead is a blueprint for finally understanding what He (God) thinks. The never before presented ideas and theories in this book will lay the groundwork for a unified theory in a context that even Einstein would enjoy.

Dead Cat Bounce

Author : Nic Bennett
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101588918
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book Dead Cat Bounce written by Nic Bennett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-09-13 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One boy must stop the world's greatest financial conspiracy . . . . Sixteen-year-old Jonah Lightbody is shocked when the world erupts in the greatest financial crisis it has ever seen . . . and the bank where he and his father work has blood on its balance sheet. The head trader claims that Jonah's father is to blame--the trades that caused the crash came from his computer. Now, Jonah will have to race to uncover the truth. But what Jonah doesn't realize is that he's just been catapulted to the center of a global conspiracy where money reigns, human lives are collateral, and anyone will sell you out if the payday is large enough. Dead Cat Bounce has all the action of Anthony Horowitz's Alex Rider series combined with the seductiveness of Wall Street, the edge-of-your-seat pacing of The Bourne Identity, and the elaborate intrigue of Too Big to Fail. It's the story of Jonah Lightbody and he's on a mission to save the world no matter the price.

Is That Cat Dead?

Author : John Robertson
Publisher : Book Guild Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781846244254
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (442 download)

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Download or read book Is That Cat Dead? written by John Robertson and published by Book Guild Publishing. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Running the gamut from stinging nettles to strychnine, and from catnip to cannabis, John Robertson describes a surprising variety of plants which are a danger to humans and animals alike.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Author : The Oatmeal
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449410499
Total Pages : 138 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You written by The Oatmeal and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-10-09 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!

Your Cat: Simple New Secrets to a Longer, Stronger Life

Author : Elizabeth M. Hodgkins, D.V.M., Esq.
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1429993448
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Your Cat: Simple New Secrets to a Longer, Stronger Life written by Elizabeth M. Hodgkins, D.V.M., Esq. and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2008-10-14 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this controversial new book, dedicated veterinarian Elizabeth M. Hodgkins, D.V.M., Esq. raises the alarm regarding the dry food we feed our cats and the nutritional diseases that result. Your Cat: Simple New Secrets to a Longer, Stronger Life turns today's conventional wisdom of cat care on its head with completely new, yet remarkably easy-to-follow guidelines for every cat owner. From kitten-rearing to the adult cat's middle years to caring for the geriatric cat, Dr. Hodgkins explores the full spectrum of proper cat care, as well as the many deadly feline diseases that are rampant. This indispensible manual belongs on every modern cat owner's shelf.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Author : The Oatmeal Staff
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781449417055
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You written by The Oatmeal Staff and published by . This book was released on 2012-07-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Oatmeal 2013 Wall Calendar • The Oatmeal is one of the most popular Web comics online, getting an average of 4.6 million unique visitorsand more than 20 million page views a month. • Time magazine named TheOatmeal.com one of the best blogs of 2010. Based on Matthew Inman's hugely popular Web site and hisNew York Timesbest-selling book5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth,How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You 2013 Wall Calendarfeatures a quirky and humorous full-color comic each month along with a user-friendly grid. As a bonus, the calendar also includes a free, pull-out poster.

Lost Cat

Author : Mary Gaitskill
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781911547808
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (478 download)

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Download or read book Lost Cat written by Mary Gaitskill and published by . This book was released on 2020-07 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Last year I lost my cat Gattino. He was very young, at seven months barely an adolescent. He is probably dead but I don't know for certain.'

Cat Raise the Dead

Author : Shirley Rousseau Murphy
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061740217
Total Pages : 382 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (617 download)

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Download or read book Cat Raise the Dead written by Shirley Rousseau Murphy and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 382 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joe Grey can't believe his human housemate Clyde would even consider volunteering him for the Animal Therapy program at the local nursing home, just when Joe was on the verge of solving the string of burglaries that has Molena Point residents shaking in their collective boots. But it turns out it's Dulcie, Joe's pretty little cat-friend, who came up with the idea of subjecting Joe to the cooing attentions of a bunch of doddering old coots. Dulcie believes there's more going on at the old folks' home than the care and feeding of lonely seniors. And she needs Joe's help in getting to the bottom of a conspiracy ... and a very suspicious set of deaths.

How to Recover from the Heartbreak of Pet Loss

Author : Steven H. Woodward
Publisher : Xulon Press
ISBN 13 : 9781545671542
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (715 download)

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Download or read book How to Recover from the Heartbreak of Pet Loss written by Steven H. Woodward and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2019-06-27 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pet loss is accompanied by real feelings and emotions such as, sadness, depression, guilt, lethargy, emptiness, and overwhelming grief. How can I recover from the devastating loss of a beloved pet? Why is my grief so debilitating? Am I crazy for loving animals so much? How do I recover from this pain? Does God love all His creatures, including animals? Is there an afterlife for animals? Can it be proved by Science and the Bible? Do animals have spirits and souls? What is a soul? Where does the soul of your beloved animal go? Is there another dimension? A spirit world? Is there really a Heaven? Is it possible for the soul of a human to bond with the soul of an animal? Will I see all my animals in Heaven; or in the afterlife? A book of hope and comfort for those who have loved and lost. This book gives both Scientific and Biblical facts/proofs that will answer all these questions and more! And most importantly, this book will guide and help you to get past the pain and heartbreak of pet loss. Also: Amazing true stories of animals that have saved humans and true stories of people who have had Near Death Experiences (NDE) and have seen their animals in Heaven. Includes a ten-step recovery program for pet loss grief.

Ask a Manager

Author : Alison Green
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0399181822
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)

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Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together