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You Must Be FARTING Kidding Me!

Author : Hilarious HILARIOUS PRINTS
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781675279267
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (792 download)

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Download or read book You Must Be FARTING Kidding Me! written by Hilarious HILARIOUS PRINTS and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-14 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for something better than a farting dogs coloring book and funnier than a farting cats coloring book? Look no further - you have just found it! This farting dogs and cats coloring book might not be the most pretty book of all times, but it sure delivers what it's supposed to - plenty of de-stress and laughter as you will put color to these crazy, funky, kooky animals while they sleep, play, practice yoga and... FART. Inside of our hilarious adult coloring book, you will find: A tiny bit of introduction 23 big, single side printed coloring pages with the coolest cats and dogs captured during their quality farting moments Design suitable for all kinds of coloring and paint mediums Extra color testing page (for the pro users, of course!) Acid-free paper printed in the US And as the cover states - farting while coloring is allowed, so get this book now and have fun! pssst... Getting two right away is an even better idea, you surely know someone who will love this book as much as you will. After all, it is one of the most memorable gift ideas for friends and family! Happy coloring!

Did Somebody Step on a Duck?

Author : Jim Dawson
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 158008348X
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (8 download)

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Download or read book Did Somebody Step on a Duck? written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”

Trees For the Forest

Author : Paul Ownman
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1039159613
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Trees For the Forest written by Paul Ownman and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2022-11-28 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When he’s abruptly thrust into single parenthood of his two young children, Shane Murphy’s life changes dramatically. As he ventures into a new career to better provide for his children, Shane slowly changes his approach to life. Trees for the Forest is filled with numerous misadventures, humorous anecdotes, and some surprising insights as Shane navigates his way through life as a chauvinistic, single father and unconventional teacher. As he learns to become “Mr. Mom,” Shane is faced with many lessons about the true value of motherhood, and parenthood. His experiences challenge his conception and understanding of women and includes the discoveries that many women don’t like nicknames, nor do they appreciate his somewhat juvenile pranks—including goldfish in the water cooler. Is it possible to teach this old dog new tricks? Does Shane stay close to his narrow-minded roots, or is his journey one of growth and self-discovery?

Fitness for Old Farts

Author : Tim Plewman
Publisher : Penguin Random House South Africa
ISBN 13 : 1432302183
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (323 download)

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Download or read book Fitness for Old Farts written by Tim Plewman and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2013-05-06 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you’re an Old Fart who needs to do something about your shape, or you’d like to help the Old Fart in your life shape up, this is the perfect book for you. If you’re engrossed by TV ads that claim that taking their pills will make your fat disappear or that strapping on and plugging in a device will shock your abs into shape, you’re an Old Fart. If you believe that by exercising your wallet you can look like that 20-something-year-old body builder in the ad, you’re an Old Fart. If money is no object, as long as getting into shape does not mean getting off the couch and actually exercising, then you are an Old Fart who needs to read this seriously funny book. It was after the death of yet another friend in his 50s due to heart failure, that actor/writer Tim Plewman and a group of his friends formed a ‘Fellowship of Old Farts’ to try to avoid a similar fate. Fitness for Old Farts is the outcome and proof that the programme they followed really does work. With humour and empathy, Tim provides practical and honest help to men over the age of 50 hoping to rediscover good health and a respectable physique, while still enjoying mealtimes. Using himself and his friends as role models on what can be achieved with the correct, progressive gym exercise programmes, as well as healthy food choices in the form of tasty and simple-to-prepare recipes, he goes right to the heart of the matter because he understands the problems, fears and motivations relevant to old farts. Tim Plewman’s Fitness for Old Farts will keep you in stitches.

Are You Kidding Me?

Author : Lucy Morrison
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1493169114
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (931 download)

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Download or read book Are You Kidding Me? written by Lucy Morrison and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2014 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "My book is about being diagnosed with breast cancer and all the wonderful games I got to play. It starts out with the mammogram and further testing and continues with surgery, radiation, and chemotherapy. I was fortunate to have a less-invasive type of cancer and didn't need the kind of chemotherapy that makes your hair fall out, but I still had problems. I am a nurse, but I was unaware of most of the processes involved in the treatment of breast cancer. I did learn a lot about diagnosis, testing, and prognosis of different types of breast cancer. I also learned a lot about being the patient and how easy it is to get lost in the shuffle. The treatment has become routine for some of the caregivers, and it is easy to get treated like a disease and not a person. I wanted to share my experience to hopefully help others be able to fight for and demand the best treatment for themselves" --

Driver

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (3 download)

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Download or read book Driver written by and published by . This book was released on 1980 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Are You Kidding Me?

Author : Jon Coley
Publisher : Jon Coley
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Are You Kidding Me? written by Jon Coley and published by Jon Coley. This book was released on 2024-03-02 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you like to laugh? How about giggle? Cackle? Well, this book has a slew of jokes, puns, and riddles that are bound to give you a chuckle or two. Maybe even a full on gaffaw! If it doesn't, don't worry. I won't tell anybody.

Acetylene-gas Journal ...

Author : Long. Elias A.
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 708 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (334 download)

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Download or read book Acetylene-gas Journal ... written by Long. Elias A. and published by . This book was released on 1921 with total page 708 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Dizzy and the Gas House Gang

Author : Doug Feldmann
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 0786462442
Total Pages : 215 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (864 download)

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Download or read book Dizzy and the Gas House Gang written by Doug Feldmann and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2015-11-05 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Led by the colorful pitcher Dizzy Dean, the 1934 St. Louis Cardinals personified Depression-era America. The players were underpaid, wore uniforms that were almost always torn and dirty, and had wandered into professional baseball from small towns in the Midwest where other jobs were scarce. Despite their lack of resources, however, and despite coming off two mediocre seasons, the Cardinals emerged triumphant in '34, winning the pennant by two games over the Giants and the World Series in seven games over the Tigers. The book chronicles that championship team which came to be known in baseball lore as the famous "Gas House Gang." This work brings to life the legendary exploits of player manager Frankie Frisch and the Dean brothers--Dizzy and Paul--who combined for 49 wins that season. The era, the team, the season, and the Series are all fully covered.

The great doctor

Author : Zhao Feng
Publisher : Devneybooks
ISBN 13 : 1304468526
Total Pages : 5245 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (44 download)

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Download or read book The great doctor written by Zhao Feng and published by Devneybooks. This book was released on with total page 5245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a reader, I have been reading for seven or eight years, but as an author, it is a newcomer who broke the arrow. Like many new authors with dreams, I entered the strange field of net writing with a full of enthusiasm

"The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries

Author : Jody Enders
Publisher : University of Pennsylvania Press
ISBN 13 : 0812205014
Total Pages : 495 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (122 download)

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Download or read book "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries written by Jody Enders and published by University of Pennsylvania Press. This book was released on 2011-05-31 with total page 495 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Was there more to medieval and Renaissance comedy than Chaucer and Shakespeare? Bien sûr. For a real taste of saucy early European humor, one must cross the Channel to France. There, in the fifteenth and early sixteenth centuries, the sophisticated met the scatological in popular performances presented by roving troupes in public squares that skewered sex, politics, and religion. For centuries, the scripts for these outrageous, anonymously written shows were available only in French editions gathered from scattered print and manuscript sources. Now prize-winning theater historian Jody Enders brings twelve of the funniest of these farces to contemporary English-speaking audiences in "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries. Enders's translation captures the full richness of the colorful characters, irreverent humor, and over-the-top plotlines, all in a refreshingly uncensored American vernacular. Those who have never heard the one about the Cobbler, the Monk, the Wife, and the Gatekeeper should prepare to be shocked and entertained. "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries is populated by hilarious characters high and low. For medievalists, theater practitioners, and classic comedy lovers alike, Enders provides a wealth of information about the plays and their history. Helpful details abound for each play about plot, character development, sets, staging, costumes, and props. This performance-friendly collection offers in-depth guidance to actors, directors, dramaturges, teachers, and their students. "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries puts fifteenth-century French farce in its rightful place alongside Chaucer, Shakespeare, commedia dell'arte, and Molière—not to mention Monty Python. Vive la Farce!

Ill Wind

Author : Kevin J. Anderson
Publisher : WordFire +ORM
ISBN 13 : 0967354846
Total Pages : 612 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (673 download)

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Download or read book Ill Wind written by Kevin J. Anderson and published by WordFire +ORM. This book was released on 2010-08-14 with total page 612 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An environmental disaster leads to global chaos in this science fiction thriller by the authors of Assemblers of Infinity. It is the largest oil spill in history: a supertanker crashes into the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco Bay. Desperate to avert environmental damage (as well as a PR disaster), the multinational oil company releases an untested designer oil-eating microbe to break up the spill. What the company didn’t realize is that their microbe propagates through the air…and it mutates to consumer anything made of polycarbons: oil, gasoline, synthetic fabrics, plastics of all kinds. And when every piece of plastic begins to dissolve, it’s too late . . . Praise for Ill Wind “A high-action, best-seller-caliber disaster novel grounded in unsettlingly accurate science. . . . Using the standard disaster novel format of multiple characters and plot lines, Beason and Anderson maintain a suspenseful, breakneck pace that carries us to a thrilling finish.” —Booklist “A big, near-future disaster novel straddling the border between science fiction and technothriller, likely to appeal to fans of both.” —Kirkus Reviews “A real winner . . . [the authors’] grasp of the science, the technology, and the political scene is unique.” —Dr. D. Allan Bromley, former assistant to the president for science and technology

The Seamus Chronicles Books 1 - 3

Author : K. D. McAdams
Publisher : Caveman Worldwide
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 4860 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Seamus Chronicles Books 1 - 3 written by K. D. McAdams and published by Caveman Worldwide. This book was released on 2019-01-28 with total page 4860 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow the journey of teen genius Seamus Robinson and his family as they survive the apocalypse and head out into the stars. A family friendly, quirky story of balancing major life decisions with your head and your heart. You'll fall in love with the characters with every turn of the page in this series that you won't be able to put down. Books 1 - 3 of The Seamus Chronicles Annihilation - Book 1 Evacuation - Book 2 Colonization - Book 3

In the Shadows of a Gas Plant

Author : Burt Rairamo
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1460294122
Total Pages : 372 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (62 download)

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Download or read book In the Shadows of a Gas Plant written by Burt Rairamo and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2017-03-05 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 28-year-old Richard Starr’s dream has become a reality. He has been hired as Plant Superintendent of one of Brook’s Gas Company’s cylinder filling facilities. He recognises he has much to learn in this new industry, but he is determined to give it his all and succeed. As Starr struggles to master his job, he is being challenged at every turn by his staff and his superiors for being an outsider. He quickly learns that he has inherited a mess, one he is expected to clean up. When one of his employees is found dead under suspicious circumstances, he realizes that the plant problems run much deeper than he ever imagined. He needs every ounce of his courage and determination to survive. In the Shadows of a Gas Plant is a thrilling drama told by an industry insider who has seen it all. With unexpected twists, heart-wrenching conflicts, rich characters, humorous episodes, and compelling relationships and romance, the novel offers a rich and unique take on the industry and the people who work within it.

There is a holy spirit in heaven

Author : Zhang Cheng
Publisher : Publicationsbooks
ISBN 13 : 1304468380
Total Pages : 1549 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (44 download)

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Download or read book There is a holy spirit in heaven written by Zhang Cheng and published by Publicationsbooks. This book was released on with total page 1549 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Majiazhuang is a village under Doutianfeng, the main peak of Taibai Mountain. Majiazhuang is very big, and Fiona Fang is more than 50 miles long. At this time, when the sun sets in the western hills, the smoke from kitchen chimneys rises from every household, constantly gathering and winding, and the bursts of oil fragrance float straight over a few miles before slowly dissipating.

Screw Men

Author : Michael Martino
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1480986283
Total Pages : 442 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (89 download)

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Download or read book Screw Men written by Michael Martino and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2022-03-30 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Screw Men By: Michael Martino Screw Men is a story about author Michael Martino’s experience working in sales. In his experience, he tells us how one can excel and help the company they work for grow. Sometimes you feel cheated, with lesser people advancing when you don’t. A competitor you respected may have also been screwed by his former employees and is looking for an opportunity to prove them wrong. You soon find that the person you thought was a great acting manager is not. Read Screw Men and delve into the sales world that is filled with greed and backstabbing.

Gas Age

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 646 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (334 download)

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Download or read book Gas Age written by and published by . This book was released on 1927 with total page 646 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes summaries of proceedings and addresses of annual meetings of various gas associations. L.C. set includes an index to these proceedings, 1884-1902, issued as a supplement to Progressive age, Feb. 15, 1910.