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Book Synopsis You Don't Get the Ass You Want by Sitting on It by : Funky Diary
Download or read book You Don't Get the Ass You Want by Sitting on It written by Funky Diary and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-04 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You don't get the ass you want by sitting on it Journal logs all of your daily fitness and cardio activities. Perfect for everyday notes. Brilliant idea for a gift! Specifications: Cover Finish: GLOSSY Dimensions: "7 x 10" (17.78 x 25.4 cm) Interior: White Paper Pages: 120 (60sheets)
Book Synopsis You Don't Get the Ass You Want by Sitting on It Weight Loss and Exercise Journal Water, Food, Cardio, Strength Training and Sleep Tracker by : Fitness Publishing
Download or read book You Don't Get the Ass You Want by Sitting on It Weight Loss and Exercise Journal Water, Food, Cardio, Strength Training and Sleep Tracker written by Fitness Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-10 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 120-page journal features: 120 wide-ruled lined pages 6" x 9" size - big enough for your writing and small enough to take with you a matte-finish cover for an elegant, professional look and feel Original and creative Valentine's gift, Anniversay Gift, Christmas Gift or Birthday Gift for that special person. Surprise your girlfriend, boyfriend, husband or wife with this gift. Let your best friend know that you want it with this original gift. Surprise your Boss, Coworker or Dad/Mom with this gift. This journal can be used also for writing poetry, jotting down your brilliant ideas, recording your accomplishments, and more. Use it as a diary or gratitude journal, a travel journal or to record your food intake or progress toward your fitness goals. The simple lined pages allow you to use it however you wish.
Book Synopsis You Won't Get The Ass You Want By Sitting On It by : Plantastic Press
Download or read book You Won't Get The Ass You Want By Sitting On It written by Plantastic Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-24 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This planner is the perfect daily companion on the journey to become the best version of yourself! It is portable, simple, clear, easy to use, and very organized. Now you can keep track of what you eat and how active you are, and evaluate what you can change about your diet and daily routines. This will be your convenient diary and motivating planner during your next three months or 90 days to kick start your weightloss journey Features: Easily record your food intake: breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks. Keep track of your daily activity and exercises. Keep track of water intake. Monitor your weight an body measurements over the 90 days. It is a perfect size (6 x 9 in) to carry in your purse, bag or hand bag. Tracking your weigh tloss journey provides great motivation and helpt to keep you on track. Try sticking a motivational picture inside the front cover to really help you along the way. Don't Delay, Get started today!
Book Synopsis Girls From da Hood 5 by : Keisha Ervin
Download or read book Girls From da Hood 5 written by Keisha Ervin and published by Urban Books. This book was released on 2012-07-01 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You've seen them in print before, and their books are hot, hot, hot! Now see what Edd McNair, Keisha Ervin, and Brenda Hampton can do when they join forces to bring you three stories in the latest installment of Girls From da Hood. "Queen Pynn" by Keisha Ervin Being married to notorious gangsta rapper Sean Pynn isn't as glamorous as it appears to be. Behind closed doors, Queen is dealing with knock-down drag-out fights, verbal abuse, and neglect. When her bodyguard, Ahsim, comes into the picture, things change in a hurry. "Trick, Don't Treat" by Brenda Hampton When a man thinks his woman is cheating, he keeps tabs on her. When a woman thinks her man is cheating, she calls Jakki. Rochel "Jakki" Thomas's way of catching a man in the act is a little risky, but she's worth every penny. "Breaking Down a Brickhouse" by Edd McNair Niecy Brickhouse and her twin sister are living the glamorous life—until Naquel is shot by their older sister's boyfriend. Everyone is calling it a suicide, but Niecy knows the painful truth about her sister's death, and it sets her on a dangerous, self-destructive path. Will she be able to overcome her depression, or will her new life on the streets be the death of Niecy?
Download or read book Beach Blonde written by John Reynolds and published by At Bay Press. This book was released on 2021-11-22 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After serving two years in prison for breaking the neck of the man who assaulted his sister, Arden is released on bail. He lands a job working at Tuffy's, a restaurant and bar on the beach strip, alongside his former cellmate, Slip Winegarden. Things seem to be looking good for Arden, until it all starts to unravel. When Slip is caught crossing Viktor Khernov, Tuffy's owner, Arden witnesses the madman's revenge from close quarters. Arden's parole officer tells him to find another job or lose his parole status. Meanwhile, the detective investigating Slip's murder tightens the vice by ordering Arden to stay on the job and feed him information or face the same penalty. Amid Arden's ongoing drama, trying to stay cool, is Josie Marshall, widow of a detective found murdered in front of their beach strip home a few years ago - a murder Josie solved on her own (and told in Reynolds' previous novel Beach Strip). Josie thinks men can be handy sometimes, but she'd prefer they left her alone. Fat chance, especially after her relationship with Slip Winegarden becomes known. Soon she and Arden are trying to fend off Viktor Kernov and his muscled sidekick, as well as the homicide detective determined to solve Slip Winegarden's murder, all while drawn into a romance that neither of them saw coming but both appear unable to avoid. Gritty, violent, with a distinct noir flavour and a nod to Elmore Leonard, Beach Blonde reunites readers with Josie Marshall, the witty and resourceful heroine of Beach Strip.
Book Synopsis He Gotta Be The Realest To Be With The Coldest 3 by : Vee Bryant
Download or read book He Gotta Be The Realest To Be With The Coldest 3 written by Vee Bryant and published by Sullivan Group Publishing. This book was released on 2019-01-20 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After the events that occurred while on vacation with her family, Milli feels like God is playing a cruel joke on her. She isn’t in her right mind and she feels like she has too much to lose at this point. Shade is still sticking by his girl’s side and now that they are engaged, he’s done playing games, and wants nothing but to be with her for the rest of his life. Rico and Gucci are young and in love, but sometimes their love can get petty. Will it end in heartbreak? Everything that has happened up until this point was designed to bring us to this very moment. Will Milli finally experience the peace and happiness that they have been longing for, or will somebody rob them of it right at its peak?
Book Synopsis It's Only the Enemy Screaming by : Christopher McEnroe
Download or read book It's Only the Enemy Screaming written by Christopher McEnroe and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-08 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Only the Enemy Screaming tells of one man's struggle with faith in the American experiment as the country's first made-for-media war unfolds. Perhaps I would be called upon to fight, I thought. I did not want to go. I did not want to sacrifice my life. I felt remorse for the boys who had already. What would be my family's reaction if I were to go and die? But these are not things to consider if you are in the desert with sand slipping away under your feet, cleaning your gun, smelling the oil, staring in the face of your enemy. The preparations of a warrior do not include doubt. They do not include consideration of the life left behind. The preparations of a warrior consist of absolute commitment, undaunted determination, and complete sobriety. All other considerations are made before the decision to go to war. If they are not, the warrior is doomed. "It's Only the Enemy Screaming is the emotionally intense story of one man's descent into the psychological underbelly of American culture during the Persian Gulf War. Given our current political climate, McEnroe's edgy narrative of a spectator's view during the first Iraq conflict couldn't be timelier-but his ultimate focus transcends the political moment. It is a riveting, occasionally hallucinogenic, and always intelligent portrait of America's love affair with violence."-Michael Lynch, author of True to Life
Book Synopsis Everybody Is Awful by : Jim Florentine
Download or read book Everybody Is Awful written by Jim Florentine and published by Da Capo Press. This book was released on 2018-02-20 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rant-ish memoir by the veteran stand-up comedian and former cohost of That Metal Show, with a foreword by Jim Norton Twitter Trolls. Facebook Freaks. Instagram Exhibitionists. These are just a few of the creatures our technology-obsessed culture has spawned in its quest to simplify our lives. The madness is so universal now that everyone has dealt with it. You log in to Facebook, read a stupid post, and immediately want to tell your "friend" to go have relations with himself. Sure, social media may keep us connected, but it is a breeding ground for idiots, and these idiots have crowd-sourced a storm of useless information, corny jokes, and douchebag drama that's wasting our time and screwing with our peace of mind. Thankfully, popular comedian and television host Jim Florentine has a solution for those of us on the verge of bashing our iPhones to bits. In Everybody Is Awful, Florentine attacks awful people and awful situations with the same biting satire and cringe-worthy humor that made him famous on television shows like Crank Yankers, Meet the Creeps, and That Metal Show. Along the way, Everybody Is Awful takes readers through the author's formative years, a time filled with rebellion and horrible behavior, to the crazy early days of his career as a stand-up comedian. Florentine also recounts how he developed an obsession with pranks that morphed into his uniquely vigilante style of comedy and made him one of the most legendary prank callers of all time. Florentine excels at channeling the core rage we all feel at the seemingly small annoyances of life, and his fans love the cathartic experience of his hilarious ranting and raving, a tradition continued in Everybody Is Awful. Acting as a de facto therapist, Florentine diagnoses awful behavior, shames awful people, and offers comedic takes on how to reclaim our lives from it all.
Download or read book Georgia Peaches written by Ola Vay and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2001-04-23 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The color line has long been a belt around, and between social beliefs, credos, and reasons for "separatisms"…Even within racial relations. Ella D'Orleans finds this out the hard way in this epic historical drama about the social and spiritual effects of interracial relations in the South (Savannah, GA), and in racial relations within and outside of the Colored Americans--Afro-Americans, Blacks etc. It also brings up the importance of knowing one's history how it relates to your interactions with family, business relations, and even outside races. The danger of the thin line of hatred/love. How quickly whatever love builds, hatred can be that much quicker to destroy. As a renaissance business woman of her time, Ella single-handedly builds an inherited empire for the D'Orleans family, but with her own prejudice, and hatred she tears it down until her daughter Lizzy, son-in-law Henry, and her grand-daughter Lillion, remind her through their own strength and determination.
Download or read book Rage & Revenge written by Dwayne Love and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2017-03-20 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After a neighborhood girl gets drugged, kidnapped and violated she seeks revenge on all parties involved which makes the whole neighborhood dangerous. Thinking shes bitten off more than she can chew family rushes to aid and help make things right.
Download or read book The Good Body written by Eve Ensler and published by Dramatists Play Service Inc. This book was released on 2010 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: With THE GOOD BODY, Eve Ensler, author of The Vagina Monologues , turns her unique eye to the rest of the female form. Whether undergoing botox injections or living beneath burqas, women of all cultures and backgrounds feel compell
Download or read book Adventure written by and published by . This book was released on 1913 with total page 686 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Mama written by Terry McMillan and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2005-12-06 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The explosive novel that introduced the world to #1 New York Times bestselling author Terry McMillan. Mildred Peacock is the tough, funny, feisty heroine of Mama, a survivor who’ll do anything to keep her family together. In Mildred’s world, men come and go as quickly as her paychecks, but her five children are her dream, her hope, and her future. Not since Alice Walker’s The Color Purple has a black woman’s story been portrayed with such rich power, honesty, and love.
Download or read book Keeping Secrets written by Kasey Kizil and published by BalboaPress. This book was released on 2013-05-02 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keeping Secrets unveils the struggle and survival of one of the worlds richest and most powerful corporate attorneys, Bonnie Marie Brown. Despite being a hard-nosed, undefeated attorney, Bonnie secretly suffers unbearable abuse at the hands of her husband, world-renowned rhythm and blues singer Gary Anderson. Because Bonnie is so publicly high-profile, she feels she has to please the public and keep her image afloat. In fact, no one, not even her adopted father, knows of the torment Bonnie endures with her charming celebrity husband. Keeping Secrets Volume I unveils the struggles of Bonnie M. Brown from the moment she is shipped from home to home, to her relationship with her mentor Roger Von Hogan, to her childhood romance with rhythm-and-blues singer Gary Anderson. Bonnies life is like no other. Journey with her as she travels a road paved with intrigue, murder, deceit and lies.
Download or read book Galore written by Michael Crummey and published by Doubleday Canada. This book was released on 2009-08-11 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sprawling and intimate, stark and fantastical, Galore is a novel about the power of stories to shape and sustain us. This is Michael Crummey’s most ambitious and accomplished work to date. An intricate family saga and love story spanning two centuries, Galore is a portrait of the improbable medieval world that was rural Newfoundland, a place almost too harrowing and extravagant to be real. Remote and isolated, exposed to savage extremes of climate and fate, the people of Paradise Deep persist in a realm where the line between the everyday and the otherworldly is impossible to distinguish. Propelled by the disputes and alliances, grievances and trade-offs that bind the Sellers and Devine families through generations, Galore is alive with singular characters, and an uncommon insight into the complexities of human nature.
Book Synopsis The Raw Truth (Polemic) by : Paul J. Austin
Download or read book The Raw Truth (Polemic) written by Paul J. Austin and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-08-17 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author’s parents and grandparents and several aunts, as far back as he remembers frequently told him to finish school and go to college to learn the skill of a lawyer. That was due to Paul’s excellent memory and inquisitive mind; and to become a lawyer they believed that Paul could help a lot of people! Paul had every intent on fulfilling the dreams of his parents and grandparents but the tables turned and trouble at school started to aggrandize so he dropped out of high school. Paul’s cousin, Farley, introduced him to the dope game when he was about fourteen years old. Mr. Claude W. Austin, Jr., the author’s father purchased all instruments for a band; having five sons perhaps he perceived that they would pick them up and take it to success. The younger brothers, Claude Jr., and Dallas, learned to play some of the instruments. And even though Paul could sing very well, he found selling drugs more interesting. When Paul was about eighteen, he met a former prostitute that was about thirty-three and she often talked about some of the things that the pimp was popular for and had her and the other hookers carrying out. Elaine was working a 9 to 5 job and she invited Paul to move in with her and she pledged to take care of him!! But by then, Paul had realized that he was a Casanova, and therefore he wasn’t gonna allow one woman to corral him!!! Paul’s idea on pimping came from Elaine.
Book Synopsis Behind Ghetto Walls by : Michael Novak
Download or read book Behind Ghetto Walls written by Michael Novak and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2017-09-08 with total page 379 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about the family lives of some 10,000 children and adults who live in an all-Negro public housing project in St Louis. The Pruitt-Igoe project is only one of the many environments in which urban Negro Americans lived in the 1960s, but the character of the family life there shares much with the family life of lower-class Negroes as it has been described by other investigators in other cities and at other times, in Harlem, Chicago, New Orleans, or Washington D.C. This book is primarily concerned with private life as it is lived from day to day in a federally built and supported slum. The questions, which are treated here, have to do with the kinds of interpersonal relationships that develop in nuclear families, the socialization processes that operate in families as children grow up in a slum environment, the informal relationships of children and adolescents and adults with each other, and, finally, the world views (the existential framework) arising from the life experiences of the Pruitt-Igoeans and the ways they make use of this framework to order their experiences and make sense out of them. The lives of these persons are examined in terms of life cycles. Each child there is born into a constricted world, the world of lower class, Negro existence, and as he grows he is shaped and directed by that existence through the day-to-day experiences and relationships available to him. The crucial transition from child of a family; to progenitor of a new family begins in adolescence, and for this reason the book pays particular attention to how each new generation of parents expresses the cultural and social structural forces that formed it and continue to constrain its behavior. This book, in short, is about intimate personal life in a particular ghetto setting. It does not analyze the larger institutional, social structural, and ideological forces that provide the social, economic, and political context in which lower-class Negro life is lived. These larger macro sociological forces are treated in another volume based on research in the Pruitt-Igoe community. However, this book does draw on the large body of literature on the structural position of Negroes in American society as background for its analysis of Pruitt-Igoe private life.