A Tale of Butts

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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1257633201
Total Pages : 117 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (576 download)

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Book Synopsis A Tale of Butts by : Echo Ryan

Download or read book A Tale of Butts written by Echo Ryan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-04-25 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My life has been one of butts: dainty butts, stinky butts, huge butts, soft butts, and even puckered butts. All these have touched my life and depressed my coils. I am a couch, and this is my tale. A Tale of Butts: The Story of a Couch is a novel befitting The Simpsons/Robot Chicken generations. Adult humor marks this tale of a couch and all the butts it intimately comes to know.

R&J—A Bowery Tale

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Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1491725621
Total Pages : 163 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (917 download)

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Book Synopsis R&J—A Bowery Tale by : Andreas Braddan

Download or read book R&J—A Bowery Tale written by Andreas Braddan and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Velvet Machine is a unique blend of thought-provoking essays, humorous anecdotes and real-life adventures as told by two of today's most bold and candid authors. In Part One, D.J. Blue (The Good Life Chronicles) features sociological food for thought in his Velvet Communique series. He tackles a variety of issues, including the root of all sociological evil, a hypothetical explanation of the sleep mechanism from a mathematical perspective, the meaning of dreams, as well as opinions on education, marriage, baseball, and glazed doughnut selection. In Part Two, newcomer S.K. Black paints a colorful, honest and sometimes amusing portrait of Midwestern culture. He also pushes the boundaries of decency with some eyebrow-raising poetry. But the cornerstone of Black's piece is his droll yet insightful narrative of a trip through America's heartland, where everything from Kansas cowgirls to Texas State Troopers is experienced and discussed. The Velvet Machine is a cerebral, boldly provocative, and sometimes amusing book which will make an impression on the reader and will not soon be forgotten.

What Dog Lovers Know About God

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Publisher : WestBow Press
ISBN 13 : 1512736562
Total Pages : 205 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (127 download)

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Book Synopsis What Dog Lovers Know About God by : Brenda Ayres

Download or read book What Dog Lovers Know About God written by Brenda Ayres and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2016-04-19 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What have dog lovers learned or can learn about God through their relationships with canines? Plenty, especially when the Lord is the trainer. What Dog Lovers Know About God consists of an easy-to-read, entertaining narrative about experiences with dogs that are full of spiritual lessons sure to benefit the individual reader and/or a Bible study group. Through stories about losing a pet and about rehabilitating rescued dogs, this book explains how to: cope with death and loss, have a relationship with God, be confident in ones salvation, be freed from those things that bind us, learn to trust God, study the Bible, do spiritual warfare, identify our true enemy, become more like Jesus, hear God, know His will, appreciate fellowship, endure and understand suffering and trials, embrace our own rehabilitation, have patience through training, love the leash, live in dog-wagging joy, and best of all, know Gods unconditional love.

The Eternal Return

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Publisher : Nightqueen Enterprises LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis The Eternal Return by : Yasmine Galenorn

Download or read book The Eternal Return written by Yasmine Galenorn and published by Nightqueen Enterprises LLC. This book was released on 2019-12-16 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes, you have to exorcise ghosts from the past before you can move forward… With the Tuathan Brotherhood taken care of, Ember and the Wild Hunt gear up for the coming darkness that threatens to plunge their lives into chaos. But first, they take on the ancient liche who stole Talia's powers. Lazerous is living near Winter Hall Magical Academy, located near Mt. Rainier. Over the centuries, he's grown so strong that it seems futile to take him on. But with Lazerous stalking the students, stealing not only their magical powers but their lives, the Wild Hunt can't allow him to roam free. Before they can confront him, Talia takes it on herself to reconnoiter the situation and ends up trapped in a maniacal web that could easily spell her death. Now, Ember and Herne must race against time before Lazerous finds her first. Keywords: Fae, Gods and Goddesses, Demigods, witches, vampires, romance, urban fantasy, fantasy, magic, shapeshifters, faerie, Fae, fairy, weres, coyote shifter, stag shifter, ghosts, dragons, psychic, elemental magic, wolf shifters, strong women, kickass heroine, steamy, gargoyle, cats, mystery, demigod romance, fae romance, steamy, dwarves, amazons, elementals, mythic fantasy, surprising allies, other realms, changes in life, challenging foes, fantastic friendships, Pacific North West, spells, magical creatures, Celtic, Norse, Finnish, mythology

The Adventures of Bailey Wiggins

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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557066107
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (57 download)

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Book Synopsis The Adventures of Bailey Wiggins by : Nadeen Sakowski

Download or read book The Adventures of Bailey Wiggins written by Nadeen Sakowski and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-04-21 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bailey went from a dog on Craig's list to an agility super star (at least in her mind). The story of how she got from Craig's list to the agility ring is the story of Bailey's adventures.

Our Dog Red

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Publisher : Wipf and Stock Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1532695683
Total Pages : 93 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (326 download)

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Book Synopsis Our Dog Red by : Edward C. Sellner

Download or read book Our Dog Red written by Edward C. Sellner and published by Wipf and Stock Publishers. This book was released on 2019-08-26 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone who has lost a beloved pet knows the deep grief and heartbreak a death can cause, often raising questions about the meaning of such a loss, whether there is an afterlife for pets, and sometimes why God would take such a dear member of the family so soon. This book is the story of a father and son, Ed and Daniel, whose pet, Red, died on Good Friday in the week Christians call "Holy." It shows how Red's death drew them even closer while also leading each of them into new awarenesses. The timing of that death also raised serious questions for Ed, a pastoral theologian, which he had not faced before: do animals have souls? What sort of God is it that we Christians believe in? What was one to learn from the synchronicity of Red dying on Good Friday? As a result of his grief and the questions it raised, Ed found himself being led to teaching new courses in ethics, art, and spirituality concerned with animals, and a new field specifically called "animal theology." This memoir is written for those concerned with the death of their beloved pets. It discusses practices and rituals helpful in dealing with grief which can contribute to healing.

Warrior Bear

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Publisher : SMG Creative Works
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Warrior Bear by : Serenity Dare

Download or read book Warrior Bear written by Serenity Dare and published by SMG Creative Works. This book was released on 2024-01-01 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Satin Mountain Shifters She’s a city girl lost in the woods. He’s a lonely ex-Marine shifter. Will he become her Warrior Bear? Melinda's escape cost her nearly everything. She protected her sister and she was proud of that, but she was ashamed of pretty much everything else. She packed what was left of her life and set out hiking the woods she had loved as a child. Her pilgrimage to the past is cut short when disaster strikes. Soon she finds herself stranded: lost, cold, and soaking wet as darkness falls. Worse, she is not alone. Quentin is a warrior without a war. He’s not looking for love and if he was, it wouldn’t be with a city girl. When he crosses paths with Melinda, being stalked by two renegade shifters, he can’t ignore his desire to protect her. There are dangers lurking in the forested shadows, dangers a city girl wouldn’t understand. He’s finally found something worth fighting for, but can he win the bigger battle to gain her trust? Could this be the girl who tames his Warrior Bear? This is an open door, sexy shifter romance set in the forests of the Satin Mountains. It’s a magical place where the past can be laid to rest, wounds can heal, and love just might conquer all.

PIttie Party Murder

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Publisher : Barkside of the Moon Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book PIttie Party Murder written by Renee George and published by Barkside of the Moon Press. This book was released on 2023-10-01 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pregnant werecougar Lily Mason and her human mate Parker Knowles will soon be first-time parents, and they're not nervous at all. Hah! Yes, they are. The duo is determined to do everything right. Including getting their two adorable pitties, Smooshie and Elvis, prepared for a human sibling, baby-proofing everything around the house, buying a family-friendly vehicle, and taking birthing classes at the community center. Lily and Parker are making friends with several of the other parents-to-be. They are bonding over nurseries, baby showers, and all the joys and not-so-joyous parts of pregnancy. Secrets turn toxic when one of the dads is found murdered, and it turns out the class is full of suspects who wanted him dead. When the only single mom in the group, someone Lily has grown fond of, is arrested for murder, Lily is convinced that, while the woman might have motive, means, and opportunity, she isn’t the guilty party. Lily, Parker, and the Moonrise gang aren't going to let an innocent woman give birth in jail. But the victim has a lot of enemies, and finding out who really offed Daddy Dearest is turning out to be a real killer!

The Gorging of Souls

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Publisher : Dark Doorways Press, LLC
ISBN 13 : 1970121122
Total Pages : 389 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (71 download)

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Book Synopsis The Gorging of Souls by : Claire L. Fishback

Download or read book The Gorging of Souls written by Claire L. Fishback and published by Dark Doorways Press, LLC. This book was released on 2021-08-19 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Light and Dark, Life and Death... Eight and a half months after Detective Ann Logan and seven-year-old Maggie Hart prevented Yaldabaoth from unleashing terror upon the world, all is quiet in Harmony, Colorado. But when Teresa Hart escapes from Mountain View Mental Hospital, Maggie’s perpetual nightmares intensify, and the mysterious marks that link Maggie and Ann burn to life, signaling the presence of a new evil—or the return of an old one. The ancient war between the servants of darkness and the servants of light is far from over. Once again Maggie and Ann, bound together by destiny, hold the space between the delicate balance of life as we know it and eternal horror. The fate of humanity hangs in the balance. On the filthy tattered sofa in the abandoned funeral home at the edge of Harmony, something evil has pushed its way into the world. And it is hungry.

Jingle all the Slay

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Publisher : Dakota Cassidy
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jingle all the Slay written by Dakota Cassidy and published by Dakota Cassidy. This book was released on 2021-06-24 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Marshmallow Hollow, Maine, a holiday mystery, where it's all Christmas all the time and murder is hung by the chimney with care... I'm Halliday Valentine (yep; funny name is funny), a psychic witch who's recently moved from New York City back to my very human hometown of Marshmallow Hollow, where I run the family factory that caters to all things Christmas. I inherited the factory from Mom, who inherited from Nana Karen, but now it's just me (kinda...long story), my curmudgeonly British familiar hummingbird, Atticus; one ungrateful rescue cat; my talking reindeer, Karen; and my BFF Stiles (the only human aware of my witchy side). Oh, and Digby Dainty (known as Hobbs), the tall drink of water who rents my guest cottage. And who I wouldn't mind getting to know better. We have a lot in common, including a love of true crime. So as macabre as it sounds, when a shady real estate tycoon shows up dead in the middle of the annual ice festival, I'm thrilled to spend time with Hobbs, flexing our amateur sleuthing skills. Well...not thrilled. I mean, a guy's dead after all. But he did try to con some businesses right out from under the hard-working locals. In fact, the only thing more surprising than a murder in our charming Christmas town is how many of my friendly, beloved neighbors seemed to want the man dead...

Courageous Love

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Publisher : Bold Strokes Books Inc
ISBN 13 : 1626397988
Total Pages : 277 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (263 download)

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Book Synopsis Courageous Love by : KC Richardson

Download or read book Courageous Love written by KC Richardson and published by Bold Strokes Books Inc. This book was released on 2016-12-13 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There was a time when Dalton Casey ran the Casey family while grooming the next generation, but Cain Casey inherits the reins too early when Dalton is gunned down. His loss leaves Cain devastated, and she does her best to keep the business together, but his loss has left her adrift and hungry for revenge. That ends the night a new employee douses her in beer. Emma Verde has left everything behind in Wisconsin to attend Tulane in New Orleans. She sees an opportunity to make enough money for the coming semester when she lands a job at an Irish pub in the French Quarter. That job soon spirals into something else. That’s the story we know, but this is the tale of how Cain and Emma fell in love, and their history proves that love was the only thing that saved the heart of the devil.

The Whiteout Effect: Rescue Me!

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Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 94 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (23 download)

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Book Synopsis The Whiteout Effect: Rescue Me! by : Parker Kelly

Download or read book The Whiteout Effect: Rescue Me! written by Parker Kelly and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2024-05-28 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Whiteout Effect: Rescue Me! revolves around a chain of events that evolve about a rare Sierra Nevada late-winter blizzard based at the popular iconic town of South Lake Tahoe, California, as well as the personal relationships of a team of first responders’ rescue efforts. The captivating story explores bravery, dedication, and sacrifice as the characters risk their lives during an unpredictable dangerous epic storm. The main premise of The Whiteout Effect is centered on a group of first responders led by first responder ALEX CALLAHAN (a scorned, independent paramedic), and MIKE ARMSTRONG, a strong and sensitive firefighter, who are trying to save lives during a monster blizzard. Alongside their work mission, there is also a budding relationship of Alex and Mike (who escape work stressors to go on a short adventure-seeking snowmobile trip in the backcountry), playing down the hype of the storm, adding a layer of emotional depth to the story. Throughout the adventure-romance, readers are taken on an exciting roller-coaster ride as the characters navigate unexpected life-threatening whiteout conditions and face deadly challenges in their own fate. If you liked The Day After Tomorrow, you’ll love this heart-pounding cautionary tale of the power and destruction of nature while highlighting the vulnerability, passion, and skill set of those who save lives.

The Blackout Effect: Rescue Me!

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Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 93 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (23 download)

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Download or read book The Blackout Effect: Rescue Me! written by Parker Kelly and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2024-07-29 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Blackout Effect: Rescue Me! is a gripping story based in a calm coastal town named Turtle Beach, Texas. This Gulf Coast tale of Mother Nature goes wrong is exciting as a California team of first responders are caught off guard during their arrival when savoring warmth and waves. Little do they know that tremors and brownouts are just the beginning of a hellish nightmare. Centered on an adventurous couple, paramedic ALEX CALLAHAN-ARMSTRONG and firefighter MIKE ARMSTRONG, who are trying to save lives during a mysterious earthquake swarm, thunderstorms, an imminent hurricane—and a mega blackout. Deadly snakes and aggressive gators, a storm surge and chaos invade the once-serene Southern town while 9-1-1 is unavailable. Throughout the adventure-thriller, readers follow the two first responders and their team rescuing islanders who face chilling challenges in darkness. Madness at stores, pharmacies, and a nursing home, along with beach rescues are what these first responders tackle while saving lives—as well as putting their own lives in extreme danger. If you liked 2012 and Sharknado sci-fi films, you’ll love this suspenseful page-turner to see just how far people will go when the lights go out.

Max and Tammy

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Publisher : Tim Hammill
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Max and Tammy written by Tim Hammill and published by Tim Hammill. This book was released on 2023-10-01 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You are going to love these guys. Max is an American Shorthair cat who loves to get into adventures. Tammy is his teen friend that helps him along their way. They create quite a stir in the trailer park where they live. Of course Max made me write it for him and publish it. So get the books or I am in trouble, there is also Tails from the Park. Thanks Tim. Max's dad... -30-

The Lava in My Bones

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Publisher : arsenal pulp press
ISBN 13 : 1551524791
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (515 download)

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Book Synopsis The Lava in My Bones by : Barry Webster

Download or read book The Lava in My Bones written by Barry Webster and published by arsenal pulp press. This book was released on 2012-09-11 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A frustrated geologist studying global warming becomes obsessed with eating rocks after embarking on his first same-sex relationship in Europe. Back home, his young sister is a high-school girl who suddenly starts to ooze honey through her pores, an affliction that attracts hordes of bees as well as her male classmates but ultimately turns her into a social pariah. Meanwhile, their obsessive Pentecostal mother repeatedly calls on the Holy Spirit to rid her family of demons. The siblings are reunited on a ship bound for Europe where they hope to start a new life, but are unaware that their disguised mother is also on board and plotting to win back their souls, with the help of the Virgin Mary. Told in a lush baroque prose, this intense, extravagant magic-realist novel combines elements of fairy tales, horror movies, and romances to create a comic, hallucinatory celebration of excess and sensuality. Barry Webster's first book, The Sound of All Flesh, won the ReLit Award for story collections.

HR Can Be Murder

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Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1038312698
Total Pages : 221 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (383 download)

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Book Synopsis HR Can Be Murder by : Melanie Peacock

Download or read book HR Can Be Murder written by Melanie Peacock and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2024-06-21 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tasha Martin has recently graduated from her local college and takes an HR job at a law firm in the city, leaving the comfort of her childhood home to embark on her adult life. A self avowed introvert, this brings about challenges as she interacts with new colleagues and faces difficulties, causing her to question her abilities. Just as she is also adjusting to life in her new apartment and meeting her neighbours—alas, more people . . . and a Corgi—she learns that one of her coworkers has suffered a fatal accident at the office, which is later revealed to have been murder. As events unfold, and with the help of her inquisitive nature and attention to detail, Tasha begins to piece together the mystery of who killed her workplace friend, placing her own life in danger. Along the way, she goes on a journey of self-discovery, leading her to understand the value of friends, family, and even love - with someone she least expects.

The Christmas Cafe

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Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593544560
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (935 download)

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Book Synopsis The Christmas Cafe by : Eliza Evans

Download or read book The Christmas Cafe written by Eliza Evans and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2023-10-03 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jingle all the way to Silver Bells, Wyoming, where love is a treat! Clumsy, earnest baker Sylvie West has worked at the Christmas Café in Silver Bells, Wyoming, ever since her boozy eggnog fruitcake won the town’s annual holiday bake-off. Her forever happy place, the café complements her sweet, well-ordered life with her roommates: recently widowed Gramps and her yappy chihuahua-pug, Crumpet. So, when Sylvie learns the café might be sold, she’s determined to save it the only way she can: by getting the Holiday Channel crew to set a scene at the café. She’s even met the film’s charming lead actor, Royce, thanks to Crumpet’s meddling. Between an unexpected acting gig, a booth at the Christmas festival, an appearance at the Christmas parade, and a budding romance with Royce, Sylvie has a lot on her plate. Good thing her old friend, gruff yet reliable Abe, has just come home to manage his parents’ goat farm—until she catches herself feeling a little too merry and bright in his presence. With some help from family, friends, Crumpet, and the goat farmer down the way, Sylvie’s plate might just be full of the sweetest treats she’s ever had . . .