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Book Synopsis Knock Knock Bathroom Guest Book by : Knock Knock Knock
Download or read book Knock Knock Bathroom Guest Book written by Knock Knock Knock and published by Knock Knock. This book was released on 2013-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ordinary guest books too often lack humor and verve--so we invented our own. These elegant yet daringly interactive babies invite visitors to express themselves fully at the table or on the throne, with provocative prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Because even though the party must end, the memories should linger. Hardcover, 112 pages; padded cover with metallic foil stamping; ribbon page marker
Book Synopsis A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape by : Joe Pera
Download or read book A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape written by Joe Pera and published by Forge Books. This book was released on 2021-11-16 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A USA TODAY BESTSELLER! The cozy comedy of Joe Pera meets the darkly playful illustrations of Joe Bennett in A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape, a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations. So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic book, the goal is to help these readers: 1. Relax 2. Recharge 3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work. A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape will be waiting in the bathroom like a beacon for anxious readers looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers “A beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.” —Aidy Bryant At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Book Synopsis Welcome to My Bathroom by : Potty Poo Potty Poo Designs
Download or read book Welcome to My Bathroom written by Potty Poo Potty Poo Designs and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny gag gift for your friend's house warming party The perfect decoration to have and record wonderful guests that use your bathroom. Guest Name & Writing Space
Book Synopsis Welcome to My Bathroom Guest Book by : Potty Poo Potty Poo Designs
Download or read book Welcome to My Bathroom Guest Book written by Potty Poo Potty Poo Designs and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny gag gift for your friend's house warming party The perfect decoration to have and record wonderful guests that use your bathroom. Guest Name & Writing Space
Book Synopsis A Funeral in the Bathroom by : Kalli Dakos
Download or read book A Funeral in the Bathroom written by Kalli Dakos and published by Albert Whitman & Company. This book was released on 2017-02-01 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2012 IRA-CBC Children's Choices 2012 Children's Choice Book Award Finalist My teacher's pretty slick, Has a hundred teaching tricks. Even in the bathroom stalls, She hangs poetry on the walls, And while I'm there all alone I can't help but read a poem. From "Gross" and "Flushophobic" to "There's a Sock in the Toilet," these poems will have kids laughing all the way to "The Bathroom Dance!"
Download or read book Be More Chill written by and published by Hal Leonard Publishing Corporation. This book was released on 2017-10 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: (Vocal Selections). 11 songs from the stage musical arranged with vocal line and piano accompaniment. Jeremy Heere is just an average teenager. That is, until he finds out about "The Squip" a tiny supercomputer that promises to bring him everything he desires most: a date with Christine, an invite to the raddest party of the year and a chance to survive life in his suburban New Jersey high school. But is being the most popular guy in school worth the risk? Be More Chill is based on the novel by Ned Vizzini and features music and lyrics by Joe Iconis. Songs include: Be More Chill/Do You Wanna Ride? * A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into * Halloween * I Love Play Rehearsal * Jeremy's Theme * Michael in the Bathroom * More Than Survive * The Pants Song * The Squip Song * Two-Player Game * Voices in My Head.
Book Synopsis Uncle John's The Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! by : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Download or read book Uncle John's The Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-08-13 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horror, history, science, mystery . . . and eerily twisted tales. Follow Uncle John into a world so frighteningly funny it could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute. What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as “The Tell-tale Heart” with Uncle John’s trademark sense of humor? You get “The Tell-tale Fart” (Pee-uw!). And that’s just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror you’ll find inside The Haunted Outhouse. You’ll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, history’s terrible tyrants, and the world’s deadliest weather. Uncle John’s scare-fest is packed with page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. Johnenstein’s Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and it’s “For Kids Only.” ENTER IF YOU DARE! You’ll find terrifying tales, including… - Revenge of the Meatloaf - The Legend of Peepee Hollow - The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No Good, Very Bad Day - The Haunted Outhouse Frightening facts about… - The Curse of Amen-Ra - The Attack of the Cow Lady - Decay-causing Tooth Worms - The FBI’s Body Farm Horrifying things to do like… - Make a Bouncing Eyeball - Prank Your Friends with Caramel Onions - Craft a Barbie Zombie Hat - Serve Bloody Band-Aid Treats (Gag!)
Book Synopsis Meet Me in the Bathroom by : Lizzy Goodman
Download or read book Meet Me in the Bathroom written by Lizzy Goodman and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-05-23 with total page 640 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Named a Best Book of 2017 by NPR and GQ Joining the ranks of the classics Please Kill Me, Our Band Could Be Your Life, and Can’t Stop Won’t Stop, an intriguing oral history of the post-9/11 decline of the old-guard music industry and rebirth of the New York rock scene, led by a group of iconoclastic rock bands. In the second half of the twentieth-century New York was the source of new sounds, including the Greenwich Village folk scene, punk and new wave, and hip-hop. But as the end of the millennium neared, cutting-edge bands began emerging from Seattle, Austin, and London, pushing New York further from the epicenter. The behemoth music industry, too, found itself in free fall, under siege from technology. Then 9/11/2001 plunged the country into a state of uncertainty and war—and a dozen New York City bands that had been honing their sound and style in relative obscurity suddenly became symbols of glamour for a young, web-savvy, forward-looking generation in need of an anthem. Meet Me in the Bathroom charts the transformation of the New York music scene in the first decade of the 2000s, the bands behind it—including The Strokes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, LCD Soundsystem, Interpol, and Vampire Weekend—and the cultural forces that shaped it, from the Internet to a booming real estate market that forced artists out of the Lower East Side to Williamsburg. Drawing on 200 original interviews with James Murphy, Julian Casablancas, Karen O, Ezra Koenig, and many others musicians, artists, journalists, bloggers, photographers, managers, music executives, groupies, models, movie stars, and DJs who lived through this explosive time, journalist Lizzy Goodman offers a fascinating portrait of a time and a place that gave birth to a new era in modern rock-and-roll.
Book Synopsis Welcome to My Sandbox by : Jeanne Albert
Download or read book Welcome to My Sandbox written by Jeanne Albert and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2013-10-18 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jeanne Albert has worked in a variety of workplace environments and knows better than anyone that we all need to laugh more-at ourselves and at the world around us. With a goal of connecting the world one story at a time, Albert shares her first collection of anecdotes about the funny and often wacky things that happen to many of us at work. Albert, a seasoned veteran of the HR community, finds the humor in the antics that often occur while playing in the sandbox with others in the workplace. Whether they involve a boss (Sandbox Monitor), a coworker (Sandbox Playmate), or customers (Sandbox Visitors), her stories recount real-life experiences from a wide variety of people across a multitude of industries and backgrounds. From the close-talking boss to the gum-chewing interviewer to the termination gone wrong, Albert provides an entertaining look into what really happens in cubicle land, whether we want to admit it or not. Welcome to My Sandbox shares amusing personal stories intended to encourage laughter, a fun and engaging work environment, and bonding through collective experiences.
Book Synopsis I Want to Paint My Bathroom Blue by : Ruth Krauss
Download or read book I Want to Paint My Bathroom Blue written by Ruth Krauss and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2001-12-04 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Continuing a two-year program to bring back twenty-two Maurice Sendak treasures long out of print, our second season of publication highlights one of the most successful author-illustrator pairings of all time. A pioneer of great children's literature, Ruth Krausspublished more than thirty books for children during a career that spanned forty years. Krauss and Sendak collaborated on eight books, and we are delighted to reintroduce four of these gems in brand-new editions, together with a favorite Maurice Sendak picture book.
Book Synopsis Penelope Strudel by : Brendan Kearney
Download or read book Penelope Strudel written by Brendan Kearney and published by Frances Lincoln Limited. This book was released on 2021-06 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s Penelope Strudel’s birthday! Her Uncle Derek Custard has hidden her birthday surprise somewhere in Custard Manor and it’s up to you to help Penelope find it. Can you help Penelope track it down before the pesky puffins get there first? Follow the clues, crack the codes, and help Penelope on her great birthday treasure hunt!
Book Synopsis Welcome to My World by : Neil Gibson
Download or read book Welcome to My World written by Neil Gibson and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2013 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book was devised with a single intention: for people to understand how the brain works. Society, along with evolution, teaches us to rely mainly on the longterm memory area of the brain, yet this can be the underlying cause of many mental and physical problems. Welcome To My World has been written in a deliberately simplistic way so that everyone can understand it. Hopefully it might encourage you to question how you use your own brain and challenge you to think in a very different way. Whilst there are many books written by so-called experts about the physiology and function of the brain, their authors rarely have personal insight into how seemingly 'normal' brain activity can impact negatively on overall wellbeing, or how the brain can be re-trained with amazing consequential benefi ts to health.
Book Synopsis Welcome to My World by : Curtis Bunn
Download or read book Welcome to My World written by Curtis Bunn and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Essence bestselling author Curtis Bunn comes a moving novel about a down and out corporate executive whose unexpected encounter with a stranger inspires her to reinvent her life. Brenda Harris, a former corporate executive in Atlanta, has endured two years of personal tragedies and professional disappointments, and believes the world owes her a break. One day, she encounters a homeless man who encourages her to look at life differently. She regularly sees this man at one of her daily stops. But she does not realize that he has been closely observing her and, despite his mental illness, is able to forge a deep connection with her in ways that both surprise and inspire her. She realizes there is a whole world out there for her to experience, and Rodney Bridges, the homeless man, helps her begin her journey of self-discovery by challenging her on their daily walks. The path is difficult, but her time with Rodney opens her up to a new world, a world she had dismissed when she lost her job, her husband left her, and her dear sister died. Part of her journey moves her to help Rodney. Through meaningful conversation and dedication, she is able to penetrate the emotional wall Rodney built after his own tragic circumstances sent him onto the streets. They become an unlikely duo--encouraging each other to overcome each of their own obstacles...and slowly a new world emerges. A moving and powerful story about how inspiration can be found in the unlikeliest places, Welcome to My World also reaffirms that the simplest things in life--a conversation with a stranger--can lead to life-changing results.
Download or read book My Soulful Home written by Kelly Wilkniss and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-05 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Soulful Home, A Year in Flowers offers detailed instruction for those new to floral arrangements and fresh inspiration to the experienced. Join award winning blogger Kelly Wilkniss as she seeks to elevate the every day with fresh cut beauty, illustrated with 105 gorgeous pictures.
Book Synopsis WELCOME TO THE APOCALYPSE by : Lee Kerr
Download or read book WELCOME TO THE APOCALYPSE written by Lee Kerr and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-01-24 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered how it will all end? When the time comes and a shadow falls across our busy earth, where will you be and what will you be doing? When Armageddon interrupts your weekend shopping, and hell freezes over during your dinner party, who will you be with and will you be doing what matters most? This book isn't about the monsters that lurk in the night or a fatal dust cloud, or even what strikes from the skies above. No one knows for sure what has happened, but the masses that some might call the unprepared whisper about many horrors. As countries across the globe start to go dark, join those who are in the middle of their routine lives, as they suddenly find that their individual hopes and dreams mean very little - or do they now mean everything? As our modern world reaches the brink of collapse, experience ten different stories of survival, bold escapes, unspoken love and much more. Each of us get there differently but we all find one inevitable end.
Book Synopsis Words on Bathroom Walls by : Julia Walton
Download or read book Words on Bathroom Walls written by Julia Walton and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-07-04 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now a Major Motion Picture starring Charlie Plummer, AnnaSophia Robb, and Taylor Russell! Fans of More Happy Than Not and The Perks of Being a Wallflower will cheer for Adam in this uplifting and surprisingly funny story of a boy living with schizophrenia. When you can't trust your mind, trust your heart. Adam is a pretty regular teen, except he's navigating high school life while living with paranoid schizophrenia. His hallucinations include a cast of characters that range from the good (beautiful Rebecca) to the bad (angry Mob Boss) to the just plain weird (polite naked guy). An experimental drug promises to help him hide his illness from the world. When Adam meets Maya, a fiercely intelligent girl, he desperately wants to be the normal, great guy that she thinks he is. But as the miracle drug begins to fail, how long can he keep this secret from the girl of his dreams? "Echoing the premise and structure of Flowers for Algernon, this [is a] frank and inspiring novel." --Publishers Weekly, starred review Don't miss Just Our Luck, another stunning book by Julia Walton. Coming in 2020!
Book Synopsis The Carp in the Bathtub by : Barb Cohen
Download or read book The Carp in the Bathtub written by Barb Cohen and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On its 30th anniversary of publication, Kar-Ben brings back the classic story of Leah and her brother, who hatch a plan to save the Passover carp from the cooking pot.
