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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Fake Facts

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Portable Press
ISBN 13 : 9781607105596
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (55 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Fake Facts written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the market leader in true facts comes a big book of hilariously false information. The crackpot staff of the Bathroom Readers’ Institute is out of control. After 25 years of laboriously researching facts and verifying them and then verifying them again, Uncle John’s mischievous minions decided to blow off a little steam. The result: Fake Facts. It’s stuff that isn’t even remotely true--we just made it sound real. Why? Because it’s really funny. Fake Facts is 228 pages of origins, facts, weird products, strange diseases, kooky fads, slang terms, historical oddities, and other fascinating bits of information that are too good to be true…because they aren’t true. So put aside your BS detector and settle in to read about: * The ill-fated “Vice President For a Day” for kids program * How the overfishing of dolphins led to the canned tuna industry * “Crumble,” “plaidsy,” “benji,” and other British slang * Abandoned rules of early baseball, and obscure rules of grammar * How early vegetarians gave Boston its “Beantown” nickname * The secret superpowers of twins * James Joyce’s unpublished sci-fi trilogy * Unicorns, wizards, and pirates galore And lots more falsified fun!

Uncle John's Facts to Go Nice People

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626862389
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Facts to Go Nice People written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-04-01 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Restore your faith in humanity in just 50 pages. This very special e-book will lift your spirits with inspiring stories of heroism, overcoming adversity, random acts of kindness, wise thoughts, and some really weird tales of people who benefitted from amazing luck. So put on your rose-colored glasses and curl up with these Uncle John’s gems—both old and new—that prove once and for all, the glass really is half full! Some heartwarming examples: • The origin of Mother’s Day • Strangers who saved the lives of strangers • The anonymous good deed that led to the “Pay it Forward” movement • How Rodney Dangerfield finally got some respect • The biologist who wrote a book and gave birth to the modern environmental movement • The bus driver who gave a man his shoes • The heroes of September 11th • Crime-stopping kids And much, much more!

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader: Extraordinary Book of Facts and Bizarre Information

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1607106019
Total Pages : 548 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Bathroom Reader: Extraordinary Book of Facts and Bizarre Information written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-05-01 with total page 548 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From cannibals to conspiracy theories to the origin stories of candy, a compendium of thousands of fun facts to read behind closed doors! Our readers asked for it, and here it is: Uncle John’s first collection of his greatest short facts and quick reading material. Open up to any page of Extraordinary Book of Facts and you might find a list of, say, obscure words (“exocannibals” eat enemies; “indocannibals” eat friends). Flip to another page and there’s a whole bunch of facts about how long things take (a yak’s gestation period: 258 days). On another page: kid facts (the average four-year-old laughs 400 times per day; grownups, about fifteen). Get smarter and laugh a lot more with this amazing collection that features thousands of great facts, plus word origins, myth-conceptions, conspiracy theories, and much, much more. Arranged for simple and speedy reference, this book is the perfect companion for trivia buffs and knowledge junkies everywhere!

Uncle John's Book of Fun

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Portable Press
ISBN 13 : 9781592232598
Total Pages : 324 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (325 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Book of Fun written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2004 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do kids love? Dumb jokes. And so does Uncle John. That's why he's following up his series of Bathroom Readers for Kids Only with this dazzling collection of jokes-gross jokes, monster jokes and knock-knock jokes-as well as riddles, classic games and much more.Here's a painful preview (and don't say we didn't warn you):Knock-knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida called first but the phone's not working.

Uncle John's Actual and Factual Bathroom Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1684124980
Total Pages : 512 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (841 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Actual and Factual Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-09-04 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s an actual fact—Uncle John is the most entertaining thing in the bathroom! Uncle John and his team of devoted researchers are back again with an all-new collection of weird news stories, odd historical events, dubious “scientific” theories, jaw-dropping lists, and more. This entertaining 31st anniversary edition contains 512 pages of all-new articles that will appeal to readers everywhere. Pop culture, history, dumb crooks, and other actual and factual tidbits are packed onto every page of this book. Inside, you’ll find . . . Dogs and cats who ran for political office The bizarre method people in Victorian England used to resuscitate drowning victims The man who met his future pet—a stray dog—while running across the Gobi Desert Searching for Planet X—the last unknown planet in our solar system Twantrums—strange Twitter rants that had disastrous effects The true story of Boaty McBoatface And much more!

Uncle John's Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 160710461X
Total Pages : 522 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 522 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of Uncle John’s all-time bestselling editions, Supremely Satisfying is everything a Bathroom Reader should be: informative, funny, surprising, thought-provoking, weird, and a little bit gross. Supreme satisfaction awaits you in Uncle John’s 14th all-new edition, which covers a whole host of topics—from the silly (a branding iron for hot dogs), to the bizarre (an exploding whale), to the profound (the rise of the Democratic and Republican parties). Since 1987, the Bathroom Readers’ Institute has led the movement to stand up for those who sit down and read in the bathroom (and everywhere else for that matter). With more than 11 million books in print, the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series is the longest-running, most popular series of its kind in the world. Where else could you learn how soap works, why people started tipping, and the history of chocolate? Uncle John rules the world of information and humor, so get ready to be thoroughly entertained. Read all about… - Dumb 9-1-1 calls - 22 things that fell from the sky - How Star Trek went from failed series to cult phenomenon - The origins of football, photography, soap operas, and paperclips - Quack medicines from yesterday and today - The “Uplifting” history of the bra - And much more!

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Nature Calls

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1607106949
Total Pages : 415 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Nature Calls written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-08-15 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncle John is heeding the call of nature! So pack a rucksack, and let’s head outside! It’s a wild world out there, and the folks at the BRI want to explore it with you. From hornywinks to Dracula orchids, from alluvium to zymogen, Uncle John is embarking on a back-country safari to track down the wackiest, weirdest, silliest, and most amazing stories about the natural world. It’s 448 wild pages of great outdoor facts, strange stories, incredible science, and fun quotes and quizzes. You’ll feel the fresh mountain air energize you as you read about… * An ape that fries burgers and a lizard that plays video games * The explosive history of America’s deepest (and bluest) lake * The search for the mysterious rhinoceros dolphin * How to distinguish a mushroom from a toadstool * Cats vs. birds: the Feline-Avian War * A waterfall that turns toys to stone * The history of dirt And much, much more!

Uncle John's Facts to Go Bathroom Lore

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626862400
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Facts to Go Bathroom Lore written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-06-01 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncle John’s favorite room finally gets its own book! Some of the best bathroom reading we’ve ever squeezed out has been about the bathroom itself. And in this e-book, the hallowed throne gets its moment in the spotlight! Starting from prehistoric times, you’ll learn the vital role that pee and poo have played in the course of human events. You’ll also visit Uncle John’s “Stall of Shame” and look at some of the cool (and bizarre) gadgets so you can spruce up your own throne room! Plus you’ll get a hefty helping of bathroom quotes, graffiti, tips, and jokes! So flush away your troubles as you read about… • That ’70s Bathroom • How to “go” abroad, on the Moon, and in ancient Rome • World leaders who perfected the fine art of “toilet diplomacy” • Mahatma Gandhi—saving the world, one bathroom at a time • Bathroom games (for when you don’t feel like reading) • 11 movies that Tom Hanks peed in • Lucky Finds—the privy edition • One story—more than 20 bathroom puns. Can Uncle John do it? Pick up a copy of Bathroom Lore to find out!

Uncle John's Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1607106507
Total Pages : 540 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-06-01 with total page 540 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's here! The 23rd annual edition in the popular Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series. The big brains at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have come up with 544 all-new pages full of incredible facts, hilarious articles, and a whole bunch of other ways to, er, pass the time. With topics ranging from history and science to pop culture, wordplay, and modern mythology, Heavy Duty is sure to amaze and entertain the loyal legions of throne sitters. Read about… * Sideshow secrets * The worst movie ever made * The hidden dangers of watching the Super Bowl * The father of the shopping mall * The physics of breakfast cereal * How to speak dog, and how to crack a safe * The unluckiest train ride of all time * The origins of casino games * Powering your car with pee * Keith Moon, bathroom bomber And much, much more!

Uncle John's Facts to Go Where'd THAT Come From?

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626861609
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Facts to Go Where'd THAT Come From? written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-01-15 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of incredible origin stories, ranging from everyday items to social customs to history-altering inventions. Uncle John’s Where’d That Come From? delivers the true stories behind all sorts of things, even things you never thought of as having origins. Covering a wide range of topics--pop culture, science, sports, politics, customs, superstitions, language, and more--you’ll discover the most engrossing origin stories from the BRI’s deep archives, as well as some all-new “origin”al material! Find out about… - Why the number seven is considered lucky - An airplane in ancient Egypt, and other “OOPAs” (Out Of Place Artifacts) - Who put the hole in a doughnut, the K in K-mart, and the e in e-book - Automotive firsts--including the gas pump, the solar-powered car, and the drag race - The ancient games that led to golf, and the story of the boomerang - Louis Perrier, Earl Grey, Mrs. Paul, and other tasty namesakes - The origins of toothpaste, the color purple, the Ming Dynasty, Valentine’s Day, the recycle symbol, Captain Kirk, “gobbledygook,” and much, much more!

Uncle John's Facts to Go Life is Strange

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626862206
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Facts to Go Life is Strange written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-02-15 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An e-book this bizarre could only come from the warped minds at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute! Uncle John donned his snorkel, dove head-first into the bottomless Bathroom Reader archives, and emerged with this one-of-a-kind e-book: Life Is Strange. Readers will be both delighted and dumbfounded as they scroll through the most peculiar articles that have ever graced our pages. And just make it even weirder, we’ve added several all-new tidbits to this strangest of brews. So we welcome you into a world of weird featuring… • The harrowing tale of piggybacking planes • The odd cult of The Big Lebowski • The Romance of Proctology and other strange-but-true book titles • The world’s kookiest conspiracy theories (Example: “Smurfs are Commies.”) • Christopher Walken speaks: weird events occur • The strangest TV shows ever made • How to cook a shrunken head • The Ethel Merman Disco Album, by Ethel Merman, who hated disco And much, much more!

Uncle John's Facts to Go Call of the Wild

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626862435
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Facts to Go Call of the Wild written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-10-15 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The outdoors roars to life in this ferocious new e-book from Uncle John! Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! And plenty of other wild beasts (including wildebeests)! Whether you find it under a rock, in the sea, or up in the sky, if it has fangs, venom, horns, or an electric tail that really stings, you’ll be much safer reading about it from the confines of this entertaining e-book. So let Uncle John be your safari guide as you sink your canines into… • Australia’s deadliest…roos • What happens when a ten-ton whale leaps onto a 40-foot sailboat • Uncle John's Stall of Fame: Wild Edition • The gruesome fish that eats other fish…from the inside out • Behind the scenes: real animals that inspired books, music, and movies • The war between invasive and native species • How fire ants saved the life of a fallen skydiver • Which wild animal sayings are all wrong...and why • How fire ants saved the life of a fallen skydiver …And much, much more!

Uncle John's Facts to Go Show Biz Blunders

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 162686246X
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Facts to Go Show Biz Blunders written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-07-15 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The famouser they are, the funnier they fall! Oops, they did it again. Whether it’s Tom Cruise going berserk on Oprah’s couch, Taylor Swift ending a relationship just so she can write a song, or Jennifer Lawrence falling at the Oscars—twice, when celebrities get involved, goofs are bound to happen. And those goofs take center stage in Showbiz Blunders, which includes several BRI classics along with some all-new hijinks from today’s (and yesterday’s) dimmest stars. So get ready to feel superior to folks who make way too much money as you read about… • Kooky stars: Shia LaBeouf apologizes for plagiarism via plagiarized statements and Tara Reid ponders where whale sharks come from • How to get fired from your own TV show • Hollywood’s biggest bombs: Jack and Jill, From Justin to Kelly, Battlefield Earth, and more • John Wayne as Genghis Kahn, possibly the most questionable casting decision ever • The day Johnny Cash accidentally burned down a forest • The fake reality of reality television • How the movie The Beach destroyed the beach it was filmed on • Eye-rolling movie bloopers—like digital watches in the Edwardian era • And the award goes to…oops! And much, much more!

Uncle John's Facts to Go Modern Mythology

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626862311
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Facts to Go Modern Mythology written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-03-01 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Myth meets reality in this one-of-a-kind book that could only come from everyone’s favorite folk hero—Uncle John! The ancient Greeks had Zeus; today we have the Burger King…king. In Modern Mythology, you’ll meet the world’s most fascinating heroes, villains, and corporate spokesthingies. Featuring Bathroom Reader classics plus a few new treasures, you’ll discover truths and untruths, and learn the real stories behind some of today’s tallest tales. So sit back and let Uncle John take you on an epic journey of modern make-believe! Immerse yourself in… • Gnomes in the gnews • The Whopperknocker, Whirling Whumpus, and other cousins of Sasquatch • Ronald McDonald’s relentless rise to the top • On tour with Paul Bunyan • 5 Movies that mythed the point • Who was Kilroy, and why was he here? • Common misconceptions that refuse to go away • Urban Legends that turned out to be true • The secret of the Loch Ness Monster finally explained …and much, much more!

Uncle John's Facts to Go UJTV

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626861587
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Facts to Go UJTV written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-12-15 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncle John takes a loving look at life on the small screen. From the Honeymooners to Honey Boo Boo, this entertaining expose of all things television is full of behind-the-scenes secrets, amazing origins, quotes, quizzes, goofs, and fun facts. Culled from Uncle John’s 25-year archive--along with a few all-new “very special episodes”--UJTV is sure to please boob-tube fans of all ages! Some sneak peeks: - Former TV child stars who shocked everyone by turning out okay - The surprising stories behind Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones - How Monday Night Football changed the face of television - TV’s all-time most embarrassing news bloopers - The birth of Saturday Night Live - How angry TV writers get revenge - The history of the remote control - Bob’s punniest burgers And much, much more!

Uncle John's Facts to Go Screen Gems

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626862427
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Facts to Go Screen Gems written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-08-22 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world…where movies rule…only one man…can write a super-fun e-book about them! If you love movies as much as we do, you won’t want to miss this epic e-book! Several classic Bathroom Reader articles, along with a few new ones, will light up your tiny screen with all-things cinema—from the early days of silent movies to the futuristic world of visual effects. You’ll laugh at hilarious bloopers and cringe at stunts gone wrong. And you’ll never look at movies the same way again. So please turn off your phones and try not talk while you read about… • Awkward movie tie-in products—like Hunger Games silverware • Pulp Fiction, starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus (and other “Almost Cast” actors) • The enormous cajones of Hollywood’s stunt drivers • Our bleak future, as predicted by sci-fi movies • What a movie producer actually does all day • Why previews are called "trailers" • The all-time funnies movie lines • Ebert’s best barbs • Who was Oscar? …And much, much more!

Uncle John's Facts to Go Mouthing Off

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626862397
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Facts to Go Mouthing Off written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-05-01 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “There’s never been a better quote book for only three bucks.” —Uncle John In the 26-year history of the Bathroom Readers’ Institute, we have collected tens of thousands of the world’s most memorable quotations. In this e-book, you’ll find the very best of them (along with some newly-discovered utterances). From the profound to the sublime, from the witty to the stupid, after reading Mouthing Off, you’ll never be at a loss for words again! Some highlights: • Surprisingly wise celebrities, cocky rock stars, and dumb jocks • When commentators misspeak, and other foot-in-mouth moments • What Mark Twain didn’t say • Hollywood’s all-time weirdest acceptance speeches • Talk show guests deemed too mouthy for TV • Wacky 911 calls and court transcripts • Ancient quotes that still resonate today • Modern pearls of wisdom, including actor (and racing enthusiast) Paul Newman’s observation: “It is useless to put on your brakes when you’re upside down.” And much, much more!