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Top 10 Ways To Kill Your Uncle

Author : Steve Hudgins
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (27 download)

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Download or read book Top 10 Ways To Kill Your Uncle written by Steve Hudgins and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine the look on your uncle's face when they see you reading this book! If you're really looking for the top 10 ways to kill your uncle, stop what you're doing and seek psychiatric help immediately. For the rest of you, bring some dark, humorous comedy to your day! This book is all about the reaction you get when people see it sitting on your desk or witness you actually reading it. Take it on a trip. Relax with it in the living room. The creative possiblities of being seen with this book are endless! There is a funny short story within the book, but that's secondary to the response you'll get when people catch a glimpse of you with this. Great for a practical joke or some light hearted black humor, this prank book will surely bring a demented smile to the faces of those who share the same sick sense of humor as you. Also makes a great gag gift for friends, relatives, white elephant games and all that kind of stuff! Sick fun for the whole dysfunctional family!

Top 10 Ways To Kill Your Aunt

Author : Steve Hudgins
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (27 download)

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Download or read book Top 10 Ways To Kill Your Aunt written by Steve Hudgins and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine the look on your aunt's face when they see you reading this book! If you're really looking for the top 10 ways to kill your aunt, stop what you're doing and seek psychiatric help immediately. For the rest of you, bring some dark, humorous comedy to your day! This book is all about the reaction you get when people see it sitting on your desk or witness you actually reading it. Take it on a trip. Relax with it in the living room. The creative possiblities of being seen with this book are endless! There is a funny short story within the book, but that's secondary to the response you'll get when people catch a glimpse of you with this. Great for a practical joke or some light hearted black humor, this prank book will surely bring a demented smile to the faces of those who share the same sick sense of humor as you. Also makes a great gag gift for friends, relatives, white elephant games and all that kind of stuff! Sick fun for the whole dysfunctional family!

Top 10 Ways To Kill Your Nephew

Author : Steve Hudgins
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (27 download)

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Download or read book Top 10 Ways To Kill Your Nephew written by Steve Hudgins and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine the look on your nephew's face when they see you reading this book! If you're really looking for the top 10 ways to kill your nephew, stop what you're doing and seek psychiatric help immediately. For the rest of you, bring some dark, humorous comedy to your day! This book is all about the reaction you get when people see it sitting on your desk or witness you actually reading it. Take it on a trip. Relax with it in the living room. The creative possiblities of being seen with this book are endless! There is a funny short story within the book, but that's secondary to the response you'll get when people catch a glimpse of you with this. Great for a practical joke or some light hearted black humor, this prank book will surely bring a demented smile to the faces of those who share the same sick sense of humor as you. Also makes a great gag gift for friends, relatives, white elephant games and all that kind of stuff! Sick fun for the whole dysfunctional family!

Top 10 Ways To Kill Your Niece

Author : Steve Hudgins
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (27 download)

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Download or read book Top 10 Ways To Kill Your Niece written by Steve Hudgins and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine the look on your niece's face when they see you reading this book! If you're really looking for the top 10 ways to kill your niece, stop what you're doing and seek psychiatric help immediately. For the rest of you, bring some dark, humorous comedy to your day! This book is all about the reaction you get when people see it sitting on your desk or witness you actually reading it. Take it on a trip. Relax with it in the living room. The creative possiblities of being seen with this book are endless! There is a funny short story within the book, but that's secondary to the response you'll get when people catch a glimpse of you with this. Great for a practical joke or some light hearted black humor, this prank book will surely bring a demented smile to the faces of those who share the same sick sense of humor as you. Also makes a great gag gift for friends, relatives, white elephant games and all that kind of stuff! Sick fun for the whole dysfunctional family!

New Ways to Kill Your Mother

Author : Colm Toibin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451668570
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book New Ways to Kill Your Mother written by Colm Toibin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-06-12 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a brilliant, nuanced and wholly original collection of essays, the novelist and critic Colm Tóibín explores the relationships of writers to their families and their work. From Jane Austen’s aunts to Tennessee Williams’s mentally ill sister, the impact of intimate family dynamics can be seen in many of literature’s greatest works. Tóibín, celebrated both for his award-winning fiction and his provocative book reviews and essays, and currently the Mellon Professor in the Humanities at Columbia, traces and interprets those intriguing, eccentric, often twisted family ties in New Ways to Kill Your Mother. Through the relationship between W. B. Yeats and his father, Thomas Mann and his children, and J. M. Synge and his mother, Tóibín examines a world of relations, richly comic or savage in its implications. In Roddy Doyle’s writing on his parents, Tóibín perceives an Ireland reinvented. From the dreams and nightmares of John Cheever’s journals, Tóibín illuminates this darkly comic misanthrope and his relationship to his wife and his children. “Educating an intellectual woman,” Cheever remarked, “is like letting a rattlesnake into the house.” Acutely perceptive and imbued with rare tenderness and wit, New Ways to Kill Your Mother is a fascinating look at writers’ most influential bonds and a secret key to understanding and enjoying their work.

Top 10 Ways To Kill Your Sister

Author : Steve Hudgins
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book Top 10 Ways To Kill Your Sister written by Steve Hudgins and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-21 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine the look on your sister's face when they see you reading this book. If you're really looking for the top 10 ways to kill your sister, stop what you are doing and seek psychiatric help immediately! For the rest of you, bring some dark humor to your day! This book is all about the reaction you get when someone sees it sitting on your desk or if they witness you actually reading it! Take it on a trip. Chill out with it in the living room. There is a funny little story within the book, but that's secondary to the response you'll get when people catch a glimpse of you with this! Great for a practical joke or some light hearted black humor, this prank book will surely bring a demented smile to the faces of those who share the same morbid sense of humor as you. Also makes a great gag gift for a brother, sister, relatives or anyone who enjoys some sick death humor. Fun for the whole dysfunctional family!

The Star-Spangled Triangle

Author : James Luce
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1491735422
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (917 download)

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Download or read book The Star-Spangled Triangle written by James Luce and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2014-05-23 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 2019, the United States is a changed nation. After a recent civil war and a rewritten Constitution, only forty-two states remain within what is now known as the Federated States of America. As President Meryl Montessori attempts to gain full control of a country riddled by violence, sociopathic FBI director, Beatrice Orange, begins to piece together a complex plot to overthrow the new government. On the international front, China and Russia are at war. A deadly, incurable virus hidden by the Russians in an ancient fortress must be located and destroyed before steadily advancing Chinese armies release it on an unsuspecting world. From Washington, D.C., the president deploys her eclectic Blue Battalion team to bring down the director and destroy the virus. After crime fighter Peter Hassel and street cop Rachael Rothburg survive an attempted assassination, they join eccentric scientist, Dr. Frank Stein, and other members of the Blue Battalion team to investigate Oranges plan. But as they begin to uncover seedy secrets, an adolescent alien life form with a reputation for interfering in human affairs prepares to make a reappearance. The Star-Spangled Triangle is the story of a new nation and its struggles to survive as a startling future history unfolds and a team of great minds attempts to bring down an evil leader.

An Invitation To Kill

Author : Lorelei Bell
Publisher : Next Chapter
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 331 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (661 download)

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Download or read book An Invitation To Kill written by Lorelei Bell and published by Next Chapter. This book was released on 2022-01-11 with total page 331 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lainey is excited to begin college - until she finds herself in the middle of another murder case. Only a few days into the first week, Mr. Taylor's body is discovered in a bathroom stall. Within an hour, news arrive that Mr. Taylor's wife has been killed in their home, that very morning. The deaths are deemed by authorities as murder-suicide, but Lainey finds clues to the contrary. As she digs deeper into the case, dark secrets surface. After Lainey receives ominous warnings, it becomes clear that someone really wants this case to stay closed.

How Do You Kill 11 Million People?

Author : Andy Andrews
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 0849949904
Total Pages : 97 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (499 download)

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Download or read book How Do You Kill 11 Million People? written by Andy Andrews and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2012-01-02 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you get away with the murder of 11 million people? The answer is simple—and disturbing. You lie to them. Learn how you can become an informed, passionate citizen who demands honesty and integrity from your leaders. In this nonpartisan New York Times bestselling book, Andy Andrews emphasizes that seeking and discerning the truth is of critical importance, and that believing lies is the most dangerous thing you can do. You’ll be challenged to become a more careful student of the past, seeking accurate, factual accounts of events that illuminate choices our world faces now. By considering how the Nazi German regime was able to carry out over eleven million institutional killings between 1933 and 1945, Andrews advocates for an informed population that demands honesty and integrity from its leaders and from each other. This short, thought-provoking book poses questions like: What happens to a society in which truth is absent? How are we supposed to tell the difference between the “good guys" and the “bad guys”? How does the answer to this question affect our country, families, faith, and values? Does it matter that millions of ordinary citizens aren't participating in the decisions that shape the future of our country? Which is more dangerous: politicians with ill intent, or the too-trusting population that allows such people to lead them? This is a wake-up call: we must become informed, passionate citizens or suffer the consequences of our own ignorance and apathy. We can no longer measure a leader’s worth by the yardsticks provided by the left or the right. Instead, we must use an unchanging standard: the pure, unvarnished truth.

Jinwu Demon Emperor

Author : Yu Chun Hua
Publisher : Publicationsbooks
ISBN 13 : 1304487105
Total Pages : 610 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (44 download)

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Download or read book Jinwu Demon Emperor written by Yu Chun Hua and published by Publicationsbooks. This book was released on with total page 610 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Brother Ren, it seems that we are running out of luck this time. We just pity our child. He has just been born and will go with us. I am not reconciled!" It was the woman who spoke. Although there was a lot of blood on her body, it was still difficult to hide her almost perfect charm.

Life's Messy, Live Happy

Author : Cy Wakeman
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1250275172
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Life's Messy, Live Happy written by Cy Wakeman and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2022-03-29 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A simple shift in thinking can change everything you believe about your own happiness. By the time we become adults, most of us have joined the religion of suffering, which preaches that unless circumstances are controlled, life will be a mess. We compare ourselves to others and speculate about an impossible-to-know future, holding out hope for an improved life through getting ahead, fulfilling passion, or finding true love. But the idea that happiness comes from putting effort toward altering one’s circumstances is harmful and backward. What if we instead learned to understand that circumstances can rarely be controlled, and that life is, and always will be, messy? From that starting point, we could learn to use our minds to create happiness despite life’s ever-changing circumstances and events. Life’s Messy, Live Happy by Cy Wakeman is about dramatically changing the level of happiness you feel in your daily life, by learning to disconnect happiness from external forces, stop worrying about the future, and realize that most of your negative feelings are about things that never even happened. Wakeman is a credible, relatable teacher—a business owner, mother, and community member who has lived her philosophy and achieved profound happiness and success in a crazy, messy life. Filled with concrete daily practices and true stories that are hilarious, painful, and poignant, this book will change everything: your perspective, your focus, and your energy level for everyday life.

Time After Time

Author : David Hough
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1681464802
Total Pages : 222 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (814 download)

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Download or read book Time After Time written by David Hough and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-07-25 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In medieval Ireland, Aoife Magee is caught between loyalty to her Irish tribe and loyalty to her Viking lover. If she sticks with her tribe, her lover will die. If she stands by her lover, they will both die. Can she find a way to save their lives? Or will she be forced to tackle the problem all over again in a later reincarnation?

Street Freaks

Author : Terry Brooks
Publisher : Grim Oak Press
ISBN 13 : 1944145214
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (441 download)

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Download or read book Street Freaks written by Terry Brooks and published by Grim Oak Press. This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It begins with a dire call-right before his father disappears and his skyscraper home's doors explode inward. Street Freaks is the kind of thrilling futuristic story only New York Times bestselling author Terry Brooks can tell. "Go into the Red Zone. Go to Street Freaks." his father directs Ashton Collins before the vid feed goes suddenly silent. The Red Zone is the dangerous heart of mega-city Los Angeles; it is a world Ash is forbidden from and one he knows little about. But if he can find Street Freaks, the strangest of aid awaits―human and barely human alike. As Ash is hunted, he must unravel the mystery left behind by his father and discover his role in this new world. Brooks has long been the grandmaster of fantasy. Now he turns his hand to science fiction filled with what his readers love best: complex characters, extraordinary settings, exciting action, and a page-turning story. Through it, Brooks reimagines his bestselling career yet again.

Perfect

Author : Lavetta Colum
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (868 download)

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Download or read book Perfect written by Lavetta Colum and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2023-04-12 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: About the Book Perfect is a book about having a relationship with the Lord. Through all the addictions, rather drug or sexual, these characters are able to overcome with the word of God. It tells the story of Churches leading people down the wrong road by playing church, instead of having a real relationship with the true Living God. It speaks on mental illness, and senior citizens' addictions to medications. As a Child of the Most High, Lavetta was given visions, dreams and the power of laying hands, as some of the prophets in the Bible, to be able to speak on these things. Having gone to some of these churches, she speaks from experience about the churches today. About the Author Lavetta Colum is a giver and has been given, even when she was receiving state assistance. She donates to women shelters to this day. Lavetta’s special interest is reading the Bible; there's nothing more interesting; although she is quite the bookworm.

A Key to Treehouse Living

Author : Elliot Reed
Publisher : Tin House Books
ISBN 13 : 1947793101
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (477 download)

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Download or read book A Key to Treehouse Living written by Elliot Reed and published by Tin House Books. This book was released on 2019-09-18 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An Indies Introduce Pick, Indie Next Pick, and an Amazon Best Book of the Month, A Key to Treehouse Living will introduce you to a modern Huck Finn—an unforgettable voice that will stay with you long after you finish the final page. A Key to Treehouse Living is the adventure of William Tyce, a boy without parents, who grows up near a river in the rural Midwest. In a glossary-style list, he imparts his particular wisdom on subjects ranging from ASPHALT PATHS, BETTA FISH, and MULLET to MORTAL BETRAYAL, NIHILISM, and REVELATION. His improbable quest—to create a reference volume specific to his existence—takes him on a journey down the river by raft (see MYSTICAL VISION, see NAVIGATING BIG RIVERS BY NIGHT). He seeks to discover how his mother died (see ABSENCE) and find reasons for his father’s disappearance (see UNCERTAINTY, see VANITY). But as he goes about defining his changing world, all kinds of extraordinary and wonderful things happen to him. Unlocking an earnest, clear-eyed way of thinking that might change your own, A Key to Treehouse Living is a story about keeping your own record straight and living life by a different code.

Let's Kill Uncle

Author : Rohan O'Grady
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1608195961
Total Pages : 289 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (81 download)

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Download or read book Let's Kill Uncle written by Rohan O'Grady and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2011-03-01 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When recently-orphaned Barnaby Gaunt is sent to stay with his uncle on a beautiful remote island off the coast of Canada, he is all set to have the perfect summer holiday. Except for one small problem: his uncle is trying to kill him. Heir to a ten-million-dollar fortune, Barnaby tries to tell everyone and anyone that his uncle is after his inheritance, but no one will believe him. That is, until he tells the only other child on the island, Chrissie, who concludes that there is only one way to stop his demonic uncle: Barnaby will just have to kill him first. With the unexpected help of One-Ear, the aged cougar who has tormented the island for years, Chrissie and Barnaby hatch a fool-proof plan. Playful, dark and witty, Let's Kill Uncle is a surprising tale of two ordinary children who conspire to execute an extraordinary murder - and get away with it.

The Swifts: A Dictionary of Scoundrels

Author : Beth Lincoln
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593533240
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (935 download)

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Download or read book The Swifts: A Dictionary of Scoundrels written by Beth Lincoln and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2023-02-07 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Instant New York Times Bestseller! “Knives Out feel by way of Lemony Snicket…This archly told, never muddled debut whodunit reveals a roster of distinct characters, a labyrinthine setting and plot, and a mystery that is as clever as its heroine.” – Publishers Weekly, starred review “The suspenseful denouement is positively writhing with twists.” —Booklist, starred review On the day they are born, every Swift child is brought before the sacred Family Dictionary. They are given a name, and a definition. A definition it is assumed they will grow up to match. Meet Shenanigan Swift: Little sister. Risk-taker. Mischief-maker. Shenanigan is getting ready for the big Swift Family Reunion and plotting her next great scheme: hunting for Grand-Uncle Vile’s long-lost treasure. She’s excited to finally meet her arriving relatives—until one of them gives Arch-Aunt Schadenfreude a deadly shove down the stairs. So what if everyone thinks she’ll never be more than a troublemaker, just because of her name? Shenanigan knows she can become whatever she wants, even a detective. And she’s determined to follow the twisty clues and catch the killer. Deliciously suspenseful and delightfully clever, The Swifts is a remarkable debut that is both brilliantly contemporary and instantly classic. A celebration of words and individuality, it's packed with games, wordplay, and lots and lots of mischief as Shenanigan sets out to save her family and define herself in a world where definitions are so important. Cover may vary.