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Book Synopsis Those Were the Days ... My Arse! by : Richard Wilson
Download or read book Those Were the Days ... My Arse! written by Richard Wilson and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-06-27 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Richard Wilson is like the naughty kid poking the ant's nest with a stick.' Times Online Kids these days are all fat, lazy and thick and their parents don’t know how to bring them up properly any more. They’re glued to their phones, play too many violent computer games, communicate only in text-speak and as a result have no imagination or any ‘proper’ old-fashioned fun like we did when we were children. But is that really true? Were conkers, hopscotch and the hoop and stick really as stimulating as we remember? And were our childhoods as safe and carefree as the nostalgia-addicts would have us believe? Richard Wilson takes a cynical peek through time’s rose-tinted spectacles at 101 ‘good old fashioned’ childhood activities. From skimming stones to starting fires, he remind us of the harsh and often high-risk, homemade games of our wild youth, and leaves us wondering how we ever survived.
Book Synopsis Good Old Days My Ass by : David A. Fryxell
Download or read book Good Old Days My Ass written by David A. Fryxell and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-10-04 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the Not-So-Glorious Days With the uncertain economy, lingering wars, and the ever-present threats of everything from bird flu to Bieber Fever, it's tempting to long for the "good old days." But just how good were they? Buckle up for a bumpy ride down memory lane (and try not to get trampled) as these 665 funny history facts and terrifying truths reveal the unfortunate reality of life during the eighteenth, nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. From patents that should still be pending to hairdos that attract vermin, these horrors will leave you thankful you didn't have to struggle to live through them. Brace yourself as the truth hits you like an ice-cold Victorian-era shower with enough pressure to knock you unconscious. Get ready to shudder with laughter (or horror) at these funny moments in history that are not to be forgotten.
Book Synopsis Young House Love by : Sherry Petersik
Download or read book Young House Love written by Sherry Petersik and published by Artisan. This book was released on 2015-07-14 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This New York Times bestselling book is filled with hundreds of fun, deceptively simple, budget-friendly ideas for sprucing up your home. With two home renovations under their (tool) belts and millions of hits per month on their blog YoungHouseLove.com, Sherry and John Petersik are home-improvement enthusiasts primed to pass on a slew of projects, tricks, and techniques to do-it-yourselfers of all levels. Packed with 243 tips and ideas—both classic and unexpected—and more than 400 photographs and illustrations, this is a book that readers will return to again and again for the creative projects and easy-to-follow instructions in the relatable voice the Petersiks are known for. Learn to trick out a thrift-store mirror, spice up plain old roller shades, "hack" your Ikea table to create three distinct looks, and so much more.
Download or read book The Descent written by Thomas Dekker and published by Random House. This book was released on 2017-07-06 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'I have success, money, women. I've been lionised by the public and the media. The world is at my feet. I've spread my wings and here I am, soaring above everything and everyone. But in reality, the descent has already begun.' Thomas Dekker was set to become one of pro cycling’s superstars. But before long, he found himself sucked in by the lure of hedonistic highs and troubled by the intense pressure to perform. In The Descent, Dekker tells his story of hotel room blood bags, shady rendezvous with drug dealers and late-night partying at the Tour de France. This is Dekker’s journey from youthful idealism to a sordid path of excess and doping that lays bare cycling’s darkest secrets like never before.
Download or read book Hear Me Out written by Sarah Harding and published by Random House. This book was released on 2021-03-18 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sunday Times Bestseller 'I can't rewrite history; all I can do is be honest and wear my heart on my sleeve. It's really the only way I know. I want to show people the real me. Or perhaps remind them. Because, somewhere - amongst the nightclubs, the frocks and hairdos, the big chart hits, and the glamour of being a popstar - the other Sarah Harding got utterly lost. She's the one who's been forgotten. And all I want is for you to hear her out.' Sarah Harding is best known as the wild member of Girls Aloud, whose reputation for partying, drinking and dating made her a tabloid favourite. But where does the celebrity Sarah Harding end and the real Sarah begin? Faced with a devastating cancer diagnosis that turned her life upside down, Sarah has decided that now is the time to write her story. Her truth. This is Sarah Harding in her own words.
Download or read book Confess written by Rob Halford and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2020-09-29 with total page 412 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The legendary frontman of Judas Priest, one of the most successful heavy metal bands of all time, celebrates five decades of heavy metal in this tell-all memoir. Most priests hear confessions. This one is making his. Rob Halford, front man of global iconic metal band Judas Priest, is a true "Metal God." Raised in Britain's hard-working, heavy industrial heartland, he and his music were forged in the Black Country. Confess, his full autobiography, is an unforgettable rock 'n' roll story-a journey from a Walsall council estate to musical fame via alcoholism, addiction, police cells, ill-fated sexual trysts, and bleak personal tragedy, through to rehab, coming out, redemption . . . and finding love. Now, he is telling his gospel truth. Told with Halford's trademark self-deprecating, deadpan Black Country humor, Confess is the story of an extraordinary five decades in the music industry. It is also the tale of unlikely encounters with everybody from Superman to Andy Warhol, Madonna, Jack Nicholson, and the Queen. More than anything else, it's a celebration of the fire and power of heavy metal. Rob Halford has decided to Confess. Because it's good for the soul. Named one of the Best Music Books of 2020 by Rolling Stone and Kirkus Reviews
Book Synopsis Shakespeare My Butt by : John Donoghue
Download or read book Shakespeare My Butt written by John Donoghue and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2005-03-01 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone should have their own stupid project some time in their life. This is the tale of one such project... an odyssey around some of the more bizarrely named places in Britain, by a man who maybe took it to extremes.
Book Synopsis The Day My Butt Went Psycho! by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book The Day My Butt Went Psycho! written by Andy Griffiths and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-11-29 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly
Book Synopsis Politically Correct My Ass... by : Kevin L. Hogan
Download or read book Politically Correct My Ass... written by Kevin L. Hogan and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2010-02 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As we begin our journey down the path of enrichment, enlightenment and empowerment, let us pray for deliverance from the forces of ignorance and stupidity that rise up before us, and seek to destroy us: "Dominus ominus, exodous en massicus, afarious fromicus, all ye dumbassicus." Do you like that? I wrote it myself...and would you believe that I've never even studied Latin...
Download or read book UP written by Abigail Mansfield and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-02-17 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Brilliantly Funny Love Story Between Two Women A story of how sometimes we have to get away in order to want to come back told by Kate the abandoned wreck and Alex the shadow. Kate Winslet (no not that one) has always been a runner (the metaphorical kind), leaving before things leave her; the reason for this, her absent father. Now she is finding out why he left. Could the revelation be enough to stop her running? And could Alex be enough to help Kate pop the suitcase away for good?
Book Synopsis Mr. Sulu Grabbed My Ass, and Other Highlights from a Life in Comics, Novels, Television, Films and Video Games by : Peter David
Download or read book Mr. Sulu Grabbed My Ass, and Other Highlights from a Life in Comics, Novels, Television, Films and Video Games written by Peter David and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2020-11-25 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Peter David, award-winning writer of comic books, novels, television, films and video games, has boatloads of stories to tell about his 30-year career. Whether it was attending George Takei's wedding, being described as Will Smith's bodyguard, or wandering around on the set of Babylon 5, David has been telling anecdotes of his life for years. Here they are all in one place, along with the story of a career that has taken him from writing Marvel Comics' Incredible Hulk for twelve years to adventures in the Star Trek universe to the New York Times bestseller list.
Book Synopsis One Weekend a Month - My Ass! by : Sgt. Joseph Berlin (ret.)
Download or read book One Weekend a Month - My Ass! written by Sgt. Joseph Berlin (ret.) and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-07-15 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is written from a collection of journal entries I kept during my training in California before I went overseas to serve in Iraq, copies of letter I sent home to my two daughters and school that I taught at when activated, as well as some stories that I wrote about my experiences. There are some facts that are incorrect in this book but I kept them in because they were the truth to me at the time. The letters are mostly word for word as they were written and sent. I have included pictures that go along with my writings that help to show, as well as explain, what I experienced. I have changed or omitted the names of people to protect their privacy. I was not a hero, nor was I involved in any large fighting that took place in Iraq. I was just a fifty-three year old man, close to my twenty-year letter for retirement in the National Guard who happened to be sent to war in Iraq. I don´t pretend to be brave or have any deep meaning to my experiences. I just want to share an average story of an average soldier in Iraq. Sgt. Joseph Berlin (ret.)
Book Synopsis Does This Book Make My Butt Look Big? by : Carson Kressley
Download or read book Does This Book Make My Butt Look Big? written by Carson Kressley and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-10-11 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Does This Book Make My Butt Look Big? is a roadmap for the American everywoman to build unshakable body confidence. Nowhere else is there a fun and accessible book created for the underserved masses of American women who just want to get out the door looking and feeling fabulous. These women need to be reminded that fashion is FUN. They need to know that with the right tools, they have the power to transform their self-perception by shifting their mindset from woe-is-me to wow-is-me. They need the secrets of playing to their strengths and minimizing their flaws. They need to take more chances with pattern and color, and leave what doesn't work in the dust. Most of all, they need Carson, their peppy, blond fairy godstylist, to show them the way!, "--Baker & Taylor.
Book Synopsis The Poetical Works of Thomas Lovell Beddoes: Memoir. Poems collected in 1851. Poems hitherto unpublished. The bride's tragedy. The improvisatore. Miscellaneous poems by : Thomas Lovell Beddoes
Download or read book The Poetical Works of Thomas Lovell Beddoes: Memoir. Poems collected in 1851. Poems hitherto unpublished. The bride's tragedy. The improvisatore. Miscellaneous poems written by Thomas Lovell Beddoes and published by . This book was released on 1890 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Sex Cache: They Tagged My Ass as a Geocache Hump Target by : Deborah Cockram
Download or read book Sex Cache: They Tagged My Ass as a Geocache Hump Target written by Deborah Cockram and published by After Midnight Press. This book was released on 2024-09-04 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm a geochache hunter – those are little treasures hidden away around the world, with GPS coordinates plugged into an online database. Hobbyist like me hunt those down – in the forest, under old buildings, hidden on city streets – then sign our name, showing we've been there. I like the more difficult ones, that's how I ended up in the middle of the woods, stuck in a big metal vat, butt up in the air, when two other geochachers came along. Seems they thought my rear-end was their geocache treasure, stripping me naked and then ramming their you-know-what deep, make me their “backdoor” lover. Then they signed my butt and left me trapped, a backdoor treasure for the next group of hunters...
Book Synopsis One Weekend a Month, My Ass by : Bill Clifford
Download or read book One Weekend a Month, My Ass written by Bill Clifford and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2009-11 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Shakespeare My Butt! by : John Donoghue
Download or read book Shakespeare My Butt! written by John Donoghue and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2008 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A charming tale of a year in the life of a serial 'pointless project' addict. Written with a warmth and depth, interspresed with humorous childhood memories, witty recollections of military service and unorthodox observations on life.
