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Book Synopsis This Grandma Needs A Mother Fucking Drink by : Lydia West
Download or read book This Grandma Needs A Mother Fucking Drink written by Lydia West and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-28 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 GIFT FOR GRANDMA - GRANDMUM - GRAN - GRANNY - GRANDMOTHER (We love her so much, there are so many names!) Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at work, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated: )
Author :Swearing Like Swearing Like A Grandma Coloring Books Publisher : ISBN 13 :9781709308192 Total Pages :100 pages Book Rating :4.3/5 (81 download)
Book Synopsis This Grandmum Needs a Mother Fucking Drink: a Sweary Adult Coloring Book for Swearing Like a Grandma | Holiday Gift and Birthday Present for Clinical Psychologist | Psychotherapist | Psychoanalyst | Shrink by : Swearing Like Swearing Like A Grandma Coloring Books
Download or read book This Grandmum Needs a Mother Fucking Drink: a Sweary Adult Coloring Book for Swearing Like a Grandma | Holiday Gift and Birthday Present for Clinical Psychologist | Psychotherapist | Psychoanalyst | Shrink written by Swearing Like Swearing Like A Grandma Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-18 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 GIFT FOR GRANDMA | GRANDMUM | GRAN | GRANNY | GRANDMOTHER (We love her so much, there are so many names!) Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at work, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated :)
Book Synopsis Vintage Spirits and Forgotten Cocktails by : Ted Haigh
Download or read book Vintage Spirits and Forgotten Cocktails written by Ted Haigh and published by Quarto Publishing Group USA. This book was released on 2009-10-01 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this expanded and updated edition of Forgotten Cocktails and Vintage Spirits, historian, expert, and drink aficionado Dr. Cocktail adds another 20 fine recipes to his hand-picked collection of 80 rare-and-worth-rediscovered drink recipes, shares revelations about the latest cocktail trends, provides new resources for uncommon ingredients, and profiles of many of the cocktail world's movers and shakers. Historic facts, expanded anecdotes, and full-color vintage images from extremely uncommon sources round out this must-have volume. For anyone who enjoys an icy drink and an unforgettable tale.
Book Synopsis Mama Needs a Martini! by : Bailey Koester
Download or read book Mama Needs a Martini! written by Bailey Koester and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-19 with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life is tough (but motherhood is tougher), and sometimes Mama just needs a damn break! With homeschooling and working from home now more prevalent than ever, even the busiest moms need a “time-out” sometimes. In Mama Needs a Martini!, fellow mother and martini drinker Bailey Koester shares her favorite cocktail recipes paired with some much-needed comedic relief and charming anecdotes for all the mamas out there. Bubbling over with both classic concoctions and new twists on old favorites, Mama Needs a Martini! makes the perfect gift for moms everywhere. All sixty delicious drink recipes feature common grocery store ingredients that are likely already in your bar or pantry for easier indulgence. Mom-approved drinks include: Champagne Slushie Adult Apple Juice Cookies & Creamtini Sparkling Berry Float Rosé Punch And Much, Much More! For any fun-loving mom who appreciates convenience over complexity and could use a serious sip of self-care, this book for you.
Book Synopsis Alpha Primate by : Vidian Didymus Lawrence
Download or read book Alpha Primate written by Vidian Didymus Lawrence and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2008-06 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all begin life as members of the crowd and have our shoulds and shouldn'ts ingrained as we grow. Like chicks in a barnyard, kids in a schoolyard are taught to conform and compete in order to fit in with society. By the time we reach adulthood, the idea of individual choices is a remote fantasy. The good news is that, when we reach maturity, we can choose how we react to our programming, so that we can provide for ourselves lives of boredom and routine, or lives of freedom and unlimited possibilities. Our upbringing may have taught us how to fit in, but tapping into our own spiritual nature can teach us how to stand out. When I finally discovered that I had a choice and decided to take back control of my life, as I relate in this book, I found a world of freedom and enjoyment that I want to share with my readers most likely anyone from 18 to 80. Creative parents can also share their experience with their children to provide a head start. As I follow my evolution from barnyard chick to soaring eagle, the simplicity of the process invites the reader to give it a try break free and fly. All it takes is simplicity, honesty, integrity and a leap of faith faith in ourselves.
Book Synopsis Moms Who Drink and Swear by : Nicole Knepper
Download or read book Moms Who Drink and Swear written by Nicole Knepper and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.
Book Synopsis The Playboy Collection by : Cassia Leo
Download or read book The Playboy Collection written by Cassia Leo and published by Gloss Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2021-03-14 with total page 867 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A scorching hot collection of alpha playboys from New York Times bestselling author Cassia Leo. Five stand-alones included in this bundle (can be read in any order): RAISE YOUR GAME New York's most notorious playboy has just offered her a raise and promotion...if she pretends to be his wife. This raise is going to cost her. ABANDON Sexy playboy and rock star Tristan decides to settle down with a long-time friend and one-time fling. But an accidental pregnancy complicates matters for this cocky bad boy. CASH A scorching hot one-night fling turns into a million-dollar bet with a billionaire playboy. But resisting her new fake fiancé is more difficult and dangerous than she anticipated. BREAK The tattooed playboy next door is her brother's best friend. And her first love. After a messy breakup, he’s also her sworn enemy. Now he's back, and he'll stop at nothing until she’s his again. TEMPERANCE As therapist and patient, their love is forbidden. Will she risk her career for the seductive playboy billionaire she’s supposed to be counseling for a sex addiction?
Download or read book Bar Girls written by Jules Kurre and published by Yellow Rose Books. This book was released on 2000-10 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keagan Donovan is a taciturn English major. Keeping control of her emotions has always been second nature until the aspiring writer meets Rudy, a fellow English major, in a local bar. As their relationship deepens, Keagan finds her insecurities may keep Rudy forever at arm's length.
Book Synopsis Grandma Joy's Hope for Hurting Women by : Grandma Joy
Download or read book Grandma Joy's Hope for Hurting Women written by Grandma Joy and published by Destiny Image Publishers. This book was released on 2006 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is filled with real-life personal stories, testimonies, prayers, scriptures, and answers to help women find wisdom, strength and salvation. Each thought-provoking story is concluded with a light-hearted story providing readers with lots of laughter.
Book Synopsis Grandma Goes Hollywood by : James F. Stone
Download or read book Grandma Goes Hollywood written by James F. Stone and published by . This book was released on 1937 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Emotional Incest Syndrome by : Dr. Patricia Love
Download or read book The Emotional Incest Syndrome written by Dr. Patricia Love and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2011-07-06 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Dr. Patricia Love, a ground-breaking work that identifies, explores and treats the harmful effects that emotionally and psychologically invasive parents have on their children, and provides a program for overcoming the chronic problems that can result.
Book Synopsis Every Thug Needs a Lady by : Wahida Clark
Download or read book Every Thug Needs a Lady written by Wahida Clark and published by Dafina. This book was released on 2019-11-26 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author Wahida Clark’s iconic Thug series takes readers into the streets—and into the heart of a criminal world where even love can be a dangerous choice… Having escaped from the hard streets where deals go down on the corner and shots ring out in the night, sexy, beautiful Roz—friend of Angel, Jaz, and Kyra, who’ve all loved thugs of their own—is on her way to a professional career in physical therapy. She doesn’t need to make a U-turn back to the ghetto. But then she meets Trae, who’s still after the bling and fast money of drugs. He’s hard, hot, irresistible—and trouble. Soon Roz is wild for a brother whose world is filled with dark schemes and deadly desires. But blinded by her passion, she can’t see the heartbreak ahead—where the hood has a law of its own and its own brand of revenge . . . “This completely engrossing story spins a compelling tale the only way Wahida Clark knows how to do it, and she does it so well.” —Books2Mention.com on Thug Matrimony “Clark takes us on a journey . . . the ride is exciting and drama filled.” —The RAWSISTAZ Reviewers on Thugs and the Women Who Love Them “An entertaining, graphic, somewhat erotic look at the streets. . . . A drama-filled quick read that will leave you wanting more.” —RAWSISTAZ Reviewers on Payback is a Mutha Book 2 in the Thug Series
Download or read book Bunny written by Mona Awad and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-06-11 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER Soon to be a major motion picture "Jon Swift + Witches of Eastwick + Kelly 'Get In Trouble' Link + Mean Girls + Creative Writing Degree Hell! No punches pulled, no hilarities dodged, no meme unmangled! O Bunny you are sooo genius!" —Margaret Atwood, via Twitter "A wild, audacious and ultimately unforgettable novel." —Michael Schaub, Los Angeles Times "Awad is a stone-cold genius." —Ann Bauer, The Washington Post The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel from the acclaimed author of 13 Ways of Looking at a Fat Girl and Rouge "We were just these innocent girls in the night trying to make something beautiful. We nearly died. We very nearly did, didn't we?" Samantha Heather Mackey couldn't be more of an outsider in her small, highly selective MFA program at New England's Warren University. A scholarship student who prefers the company of her dark imagination to that of most people, she is utterly repelled by the rest of her fiction writing cohort--a clique of unbearably twee rich girls who call each other "Bunny," and seem to move and speak as one. But everything changes when Samantha receives an invitation to the Bunnies' fabled "Smut Salon," and finds herself inexplicably drawn to their front door--ditching her only friend, Ava, in the process. As Samantha plunges deeper and deeper into the Bunnies' sinister yet saccharine world, beginning to take part in the ritualistic off-campus "Workshop" where they conjure their monstrous creations, the edges of reality begin to blur. Soon, her friendships with Ava and the Bunnies will be brought into deadly collision. The spellbinding new novel from one of our most fearless chroniclers of the female experience, Bunny is a down-the-rabbit-hole tale of loneliness and belonging, friendship and desire, and the fantastic and terrible power of the imagination. Named a Best Book of 2019 by TIME, Vogue, Electric Literature, and The New York Public Library
Book Synopsis The Trip to Echo Spring by : Olivia Laing
Download or read book The Trip to Echo Spring written by Olivia Laing and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2014 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally published: Great Britain: Canongate Books, 2013.
Book Synopsis I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die by : Sarah J. Robinson
Download or read book I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die written by Sarah J. Robinson and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
Download or read book A Distant Place written by Mark F. Harris and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2002 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a compilation of the 230 best student essays submitted in English composition classes at the Teachers College of Qingdao University in Qingdao, Shandong, P. R. China, during the spring semester of 2000. The stories were submitted to fulfill assignments given by American instructor, Mark F. Harris, for his students to write about their grandparents, parents, family life and some of their own childhood and school experiences as well as to contemplate the future. In doing research for the essays, a few of the students had the good fortune to interview their grandparents, while many more were able to question their parents. They wrote about times of hardship, sacrifice and deprivation. They gave brief but graphic accounts of the Japanese invasion and occupation of China, the War of Liberation and the founding of modern China, the Cultural Revolution and of hardships associated with famine and poverty. Some of the essays described the common relationships that exist in the traditional Chinese family. In writing about themselves, most students related memorable events of their normal, carefree childhood. They also mentioned encountering frustrations in their growing up and changing years and of competing with classmates in school activities. Almost universally, they wrote about the challenge of preparing for and passing the university entrance examination. Many essays conveyed messages portraying strong cultural values, such as honesty, perseverance, loyalty, devotion, justice and responsibility. Stories depicting situations of great seriousness are balanced with those reflecting childhood innocence and humor. The students wrote in English, which is their second language. Mr. Harris quickly learned there was a unique style to their "Chinese English". They were able to superimpose English over their Chinese language and thought patterns, resulting in writing with less precision and exactness when compared to American usage. Yet, beautiful imagery and poetic expressions seemed to flow naturally. Even though the reader may have no knowledge of the Chinese language, most probably, he will unknowingly be reading "Chinese" when studying these essays. A good example of this beautiful language is expressed in an essay by Liu Ranji (James), who concluded that "a distant place is not only a concept of space, it is a higher pursuit in spirit. The pursuit will be endless, since a distant place is like a beacon that guides my journey in life." The title of the book comes from this essay, since the "pursuit" described by the writer in many ways parallels the author's "pursuit", even in traveling to "a distant place" called China. This timely collection of essays, written by some of China's brightest young people, gives clear insight into a way of life that properly needs to be recorded.
Download or read book Atlanta written by and published by . This book was released on 2003-05 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Atlanta magazine’s editorial mission is to engage our community through provocative writing, authoritative reporting, and superlative design that illuminate the people, the issues, the trends, and the events that define our city. The magazine informs, challenges, and entertains our readers each month while helping them make intelligent choices, not only about what they do and where they go, but what they think about matters of importance to the community and the region. Atlanta magazine’s editorial mission is to engage our community through provocative writing, authoritative reporting, and superlative design that illuminate the people, the issues, the trends, and the events that define our city. The magazine informs, challenges, and entertains our readers each month while helping them make intelligent choices, not only about what they do and where they go, but what they think about matters of importance to the community and the region.
