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Thinking About Beans May Cause Brain Farts
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Book Synopsis Thinking about Beans May Cause Brain Farts by : Burt Schwab
Download or read book Thinking about Beans May Cause Brain Farts written by Burt Schwab and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-31 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a compilation of funny one-liners, quotes, and random absurdities. If you are looking for a serious read this book is not for you. This was written as a project for friends that have encouraged me to write a book highlighting some of my humorous and random posts on social media. I am serious about a few things. However much of life can be viewed from a funny perspective. That is what this book is about. This is not a book meant to be read straight through like a novel. Enjoy it at your own pace. If you are able to read this book in its entirety without giggling, snorting, or laughing out loud then please have your pulse checked.
Download or read book Brain Farts written by Sally Gillard and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-16 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you’ve ever given up on a goal, backed away from an opportunity or simply not attempted something because you didn’t believe you had the skills, attributes or ability, chances are you have already got a ‘brain fart’ problem. ‘Brain farts’ are little blips in our mind that stop us from achieving. They occur in us all, it’s what we do to manage them that matters. In this practical and fun book, personal development coach Sally Gillard introduces us to the F.A.R.T system. (Feelings) You won’t win if you are scared of the race (Attitude) You won’t win if you are negative (Responses) You won’t win if you don’t compete (Thoughts) You won’t win if you tell yourself you can’t “Make your FARTs smell like roses and you will succeed in whatever you set out to achieve!” Simple techniques are explored for overcoming negative feelings and thoughts that can be experienced when we are striving for a goal or experiencing change. The strategies work and can be instantly applied for immediate results. If you are serious about achieving your dreams and goals then Brain F.A.R.T.S is the perfect place to start.
Book Synopsis The Man Who Loved Too Much - Book 2 by : John Rachel
Download or read book The Man Who Loved Too Much - Book 2 written by John Rachel and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-03-16 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Billy Green saga continues! Billy's challenging, sometimes humorous, sometimes tragic, always unpredictable journey. Billy came to know one thing for sure. Love is real. Billy knew the real score. Love is the light that never dims. Love is a wine that flows in our hearts. Love is a wonder that has no beginning or end. Love is a master key that opens the gates of perfection. Love is the language our souls use to speak to one another. Love is the trafficking of fantasies and transcending of mortality. Love is an energy that can neither be created or destroyed. Love is God Allah Yahweh Shiva Qat Aphrodite. Love is touch smell feel taste listen pray. Love is the poetry of the senses. Love is metaphysical gravity. Love is the gift of oneself. Love is sweet tyranny. All you need is love.
Book Synopsis FYI - Bean Counters Have Sexy Ideas Too by : Rick Marolt
Download or read book FYI - Bean Counters Have Sexy Ideas Too written by Rick Marolt and published by . This book was released on 2006-02 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marolt offers a lighthearted definition of interesting words and phrases used in the office. Each exploration of a word typically contains a definition, a humorous quote using the word, the word's history, interesting quotes from real people using the word, and the author's commentary.
Book Synopsis Alzheimer's from the Inside Out by : Richard Taylor
Download or read book Alzheimer's from the Inside Out written by Richard Taylor and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Receiving a diagnosis of Alzheimer's disease profoundly alters lives and creates endless uncertainty about the future. How does a person cope with such a life-changing discovery? What are the hopes and fears of someone living with this disease? How does he want to be treated? How does he feel as the disease alters his brain, his relationships, and ultimately himself? Richard Taylor provides illuminating responses to these and many other questions in this collection of provocative essays. Diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease at age 61, the former psychologist courageously shares an account of his slow transformation and deterioration and the growing division between his world and the world of others. With poignant clarity, candor, and even occasional humor, more than 80 brief essays address difficult issues faced by those with Alzheimer's disease, including the loss of independence and personhood unwanted personality shifts communication difficulties changes in relationships with loved ones and friends the declining ability to perform familiar tasks This rare, insightful exploration into the world of individuals with Alzheimer's disease is a captivating read for anyone affected personally or professionally by the devastating disease. Individuals with early-stage Alzheimer's disease will take comfort in the voice of a fellow traveler experiencing similar challenges, frustrations, and triumphs. Family and professional caregivers will be enlightened by Taylor's revealing words, gaining a better understanding of an unfathomable world and how best to care for someone living in it.
Book Synopsis Reflections of a Life by : Allen Gilbertson
Download or read book Reflections of a Life written by Allen Gilbertson and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2016-02-24 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The principal, Mr. Peterson, said I should consider the military because I had a lot of growing up to do! Imagine that! Mr. Schilling told me that I should consider the Air Force because he did an enlistment and liked it. I never had any plans for college anyway. I knew I didn't want to farm the rest of my life, so I guess the seed was planted. At that time we were visited by the various military recruiters so I took more of an interest in the possibility of joining up. I knew that there was a good possibility that I would be drafted for Vietnam and of course I wanted to join the Marines just like Dad did so I could kill bad guys, but Dad told me no way in hell was I going in the Marines! I actually listened to him!
Download or read book Lonesome Dove written by Larry McMurtry and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-06-01 with total page 864 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nominated as one of America’s best-loved novels by PBS’s The Great American Read. A love story, an adventure, and an epic of the frontier, Larry McMurtry’s Pulitzer Prize–winning classic, Lonesome Dove, the third book in the Lonesome Dove tetralogy, is the grandest novel ever written about the last defiant wilderness of America. Journey to the dusty little Texas town of Lonesome Dove and meet an unforgettable assortment of heroes and outlaws, whores and ladies, Indians and settlers. Richly authentic, beautifully written, always dramatic, Lonesome Dove is a book to make us laugh, weep, dream, and remember.
Book Synopsis The Looneyspoons Collection by : Janet Podleski
Download or read book The Looneyspoons Collection written by Janet Podleski and published by Hay House, Inc. This book was released on 2012-11-15 with total page 401 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lick your lips and shrink your hips with The Looneyspoons Collection jam-packed with "the best of the best" Janet & Greta recipes…made even BETTER! • Better carbs • Better fats • More fiber • Less sugar • Less salt • Same great taste that won’t go to your waist! The Looneyspoons Collection features outrageously delicious, reader-favorite recipes from Janet & Greta’s incredibly popular cookbooks Looneyspoons, one of Canada’s all-time bestsellers; Crazy Plates,a James Beard Foundation Award finalist; and Eat, Shrink & Be Merry!, voted "Cookbook of the Decade 2000–2009" by Chapters/Indigo Books… …plus TONS OF NEW, MUST-TRY RECIPES, including: • Greta’s Gluten-Free Miracle Brownies - Chewy, moist, double-chocolate fudge brownies • Honey, I Shrunk My Thighs! - Mouthwatering, honey-garlic baked chicken thighs that will leave everyone begging for more • Moroccan and Rollin’ Quinoa Salad - The super-grain becomes super-scrumptious when paired with rockin’ spices • Pimped-Out Pumpkin Pie Pancakes - One taste and you’ll say, "Thanks(for)giving me this fabulous recipe!" Diabetic? Looking for gluten-free or vegetarian options? Counting points? Cooking for finicky kids? The Looneyspoons Collection makes healthy eating delicious and fun for everyone! A feast for your eyes and your taste buds, The Looneyspoons Collection is overflowing with gorgeous, full-color food photos; hundreds of practical weight-loss, anti-aging and healthy-living tips; and, of course, a heaping helping of Janet & Greta’s trademark corny jokes and punny recipe titles.
Book Synopsis The Lonesome Dove Series by : Larry McMurtry
Download or read book The Lonesome Dove Series written by Larry McMurtry and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-06-01 with total page 2624 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The timeless, bestselling four-part epic that began with the Pulitzer Prize-winning Lonesome Dove takes readers into the lives of Augustus McCrae and Woodrow Call, two tough-as-nails Texas Rangers in the heyday of the Old West. Dead Man’s Walk As young Texas Rangers, Augustus McCrae and Woodrow Call--"Gus" and "Call" for short--have much to learn about survival in a land fraught with perils: not only the blazing heat and raging tornadoes, roiling rivers and merciless Indians, but also the deadly whims of soldiers. On their first expeditions--led by incompetent officers and accompanied by the robust, dauntless whore known as the Great Western--they will face death at the hands of the cunning Comanche war chief Buffalo Hump and the silent Apache Gomez. They will be astonished by the Mexican army. And Gus will meet the love of his life. Comanche Moon Texas Rangers August McCrae and Woodrow Call, now in their middle years, are still figuring out how to deal with the ever-increasing tensions of adult life--Gus with his great love, Clara Forsythe, and Call with Maggie Tilton, the young whore who loves him--when they sign up to pursue the Comanche horse thief Kicking Wolf into Mexico. On this mission their captain, Inish Scull, is captured by the brutally cruel Mexican bandit Ahumado, and Gus and Call must come to the rescue, with the aid of new friends including Joshua Deets, Jake Spoon, and Pea Eye Parker, as well as the renowned Kickapoo tracker, Famous Shoes. Lonesome Dove Gus and Call, now retired from the Texas Rangers and settled in the border town of Lonesome Dove running the Hat Creek Cattle Company, are visited by their old friend Jake Spoon, who convinces Gus and Call to gather a herd of cattle and drive them north to Montana in order to start a cattle ranch in untouched territory. Gus is further motivated by a desire to see the love of his life, Clara Allen (nee Forsythe), who now lives with her children and comatose horse-trader husband in Ogallala, Nebraska. On the way to Montana they travel through wild country full of thieves, murderers, and a lifetime's worth of unforgettable adventure. Streets of Laredo Woodrow Call is back in Texas, a Ranger once again and a general gun-for-hire, but increasingly a relic as the westward sprawl of the railroads rapidly settles the once lawless frontier. Hired by a railroad tycoon to hunt down a dangerous bandit named Joey Garza, Call sets out once again with a hapless Yankee named Ned Brookshire who works for the railroad company that hired Call. Call's old friend Pea Eye Parker--who initially refused to join the expedition because of his family--sets off with the Kickapoo tracker Famous Shoes to try to catch up with Call, until he runs into troubles of his own. The long pursuit of Garza leads them all across the last wild stretches of the West into a hellhole known as Crow Town and, finally, into the vast, relentless plains of the Texas frontier.
Book Synopsis Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder: Aliens by : James Sharkey
Download or read book Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder: Aliens written by James Sharkey and published by James Sharkey. This book was released on 2015-05-08 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aliens from the Planet Eeeville have invaded Earth with much evilness. Will evil finally win the day? Will the Pooperhero Sergeant Smelly produce enough fart bombs and fire-farts to defeat the aliens? Will farting continue to be funny and gross at the same time? Find out the answers to these questions and much less in the hilarious adventures of Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder.
Download or read book Fart Lover Supreme written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2020-01-24 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time. Approximately 2,800 words.
Download or read book Annie on a Bun written by A.L. Duncan and published by Bella Books. This book was released on 2022-07-01 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Annie Freckle is doing her best to be a productive and efficient worker among workers while living her life as a recovering alcoholic. Working as a barista in a busy downtown café, and as an accounting clerk for a quirky bookstore owner, Annie has her fair share of diverse characters that circle her wagon of life. It isn’t until she signs up with Guardian Services—a monthly membership of fairy godmothers—that Annie’s white bread life begins to take off in an adventure of self-examination and the pursuit of happiness. Follow Annie as she musters her innermost self to develop spiritually and emotionally, all while discovering a love interest she never dreamed would melt her butter.
Book Synopsis A Rule Not Followed by : Andy Nottenkamper
Download or read book A Rule Not Followed written by Andy Nottenkamper and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2015-03-10 with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bud Wheeler lives in a small town in the backwoods of Arkansas, but that doesnt automatically make him a simple farmer. As a sideline, Bud is an options trader in the stock market, and somehow hes managed to make millions within just six months. It seems the young man just knows precisely when to make a tradealmost as if hes got an unbeatable system. Maybe he does, which is why the Securities and Exchange Commission decides to investigate. As a favor for his old friend and adversary, Brunswick Bohlman, Harrison Pius heads to Arkansas to look into the Wheeler situation. He discovers that the government isnt the only party interested; Bud and his wife, Sue, have some shady characters sniffing around their property, too. Harry should have known there was more to Wheeler than meets the eye, and as usual, anything involving Bohlman quickly turns deadly. Soon theres murder on the table, and Harry has a baffling case on his hands that even stumps the FBI. Betrayal soon seasons the case, as does unexpected romance for Harry. So what is Wheelers secret investment strategy? And does Bohlman really care about his distant relative Bud Wheeler, or did Harry get set up for the biggest fall of his life?
Book Synopsis Your Guide to Public Speaking by : Amanda Hennessey
Download or read book Your Guide to Public Speaking written by Amanda Hennessey and published by Adams Media. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you part of the 73% of the population that experiences anxiety from public speaking? Face your fears with this valuable guide that combines real-world case studies and practice activities to help build your confidence. You may not be afraid of heights or spiders but making a speech in front of a large crowd—whether it’s a wedding party, an awards ceremony, or even doing a presentation in the office—is sure to get your heart pounding and your palms sweaty. But with Your Guide to Public Speaking in hand, there’s no need to fear public speaking a second longer. This practical and indispensable guide teaches you to understand and work with your audience, take control of your own emotions, and create the perfect materials to supplement your speech and help drive your message home. With practice activities, real-world case studies, tips you never thought you needed—and more!—you’ll find everything you need to become a speech master in no time at all. From preparing for a video conference, rallying for support for a cause that’s important to you, or facing down multiple interviews, you can banish those fears and feel empowered no matter what the situation with Your Guide to Public Speaking.
Book Synopsis Lost in Her Blue Eyes by : Michelle L. Jackson
Download or read book Lost in Her Blue Eyes written by Michelle L. Jackson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2017-05-12 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about a small-town woman whose dream is to become a writer. She tries for thirty years to forget about the tragic events that happened to her, hoping that writing them down will help her heal. She was physically and mentally abused as a child and is searching for her purpose in life. She, later in life, has the greatest joy come into her life, a son, that makes her realize God already had a plan for her all these years. She refuses to allow her past to haunt her because of her love for her child. So at the age of forty, she realizes she must pursue her passion for writing and help others realize that their past does truly make them stronger.
Download or read book With This Ring written by D. I. Grove and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2001-07-18 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Angie Perelstein has been found dead in her apartment, poisoned. Who had an interest in doing away with her? Her ruthless and inept boss at the fashion institute? One of the premier fashion designers in New York about whom she knew too much? Any of the variously dysfunctional people around her? In the course of his investigation, detective Cassidy gets his fill of the most uproariously unstable representatives of Manhattan’s upper East Side.
Download or read book Ghost at Dawn written by Kevan Dale and published by Kevan Dale Fiction. This book was released on 2021-12-21 with total page 357 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unless everything she knows about the afterlife is a lie, she’s about to fade for good. Karen Jarvis’s overthinking never stops, not even in death. To cope, the former child prodigy clings to the rules: ignore the visions when they intrude, or go crazy; don’t reach out to the living, or they die; tap the forty-two special points in her house in the same order every day, or fade. But when a voice from the past pushes her to question the know-it-all people-pleasing that left her friendless in life, she launches into a fit of adolescent rebellion long overdue—and discovers she’s been lied to all along. Piecing together the true extent of the deception, Karen’s off-the-chart IQ leads her to a weakness in her mentor’s ruthless scheme. Unfortunately, exploiting it means trusting in someone with an average at best IQ. Bad idea. So when her captor sets her up for an infernal checkmate, Karen faces a terrible choice: let her crippling fear of falling short undercut her one chance to save herself and the only friends she’s ever known, or out-think her tormentor’s every move. If you love heroic underdogs, pulse-pounding twists and turns, and endings that leave you on the edge of your seat, then you’ll love Kevan Dale’s gripping novel of psychological horror. Buy Ghost at Dawn to take on the perils of the afterlife today!
