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Book Synopsis There's a Troll on my Toilet by : Catherine Jacob
Download or read book There's a Troll on my Toilet written by Catherine Jacob and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2019-09-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From award-winning tv correspondent Catherine Jacob, and bestselling illustrator of Sproutzilla vs Christmas Mike Byrne, comes this super spooky and super fun picture book. In a spooky house, at the top of a hill, something funny's going on... A PARTY! So grab your witch's hat, watch out for the icky sticky green slime, and get ready for a frightfully good time. Because this is one haunted house that you will love exploring.
Book Synopsis The First Trollogy (Smelly Trolls : Books 1-3) by : Rosen Trevithick
Download or read book The First Trollogy (Smelly Trolls : Books 1-3) written by Rosen Trevithick and published by Rosen Trevithick. This book was released on 2014-11-01 with total page 432 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Books 1-3 in the Smelly Troll series. Eating children is wrong. But what did you expect from a creature that slurps other people’s bogies? When Rufus Sebbleford learns that trolls plan to attack Sludgeside School, he has to act fast. He and Polly hatch a plan with the help of their new friend Bruno, unaware that Bruno happens to be a troll. A school trip to the Mr Splendiferous Science Park results in chaos, when the mad scientist is found to be keeping a dangerous troll locked up in the grounds. And Rufus comes face to face with the dangerous sporting hero Brawnulator Powerknees, when a skiing holiday to the Craggle Alps collides with the Winter Trollympics. A stinky, squelchy adventure; a slimy, sausage-slinging adventure; and a slippery, icy adventure – all packed into one gruesome volume.
Book Synopsis The Amazing Troll-man by : Wesley Metcalfe
Download or read book The Amazing Troll-man written by Wesley Metcalfe and published by Meze Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2021-12-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Amazing Troll-Man is a collection of hilarious exchanges between one man with a mission to make us laugh and unsuspecting Facebook users with petty complaints to air. Wesley Metcalfe, aka The Amazing Troll-Man, has a combined following of over 300k across social media thanks to his unique brand of comedy, spoofing companies' customer service accounts with side-splitting results!
Download or read book Shit, Actually written by Lindy West and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2020-10-20 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the "Best Books of 2020" by NPR's Book Concierge **Your Favorite Movies, Re-Watched** New York Times opinion writer and bestselling author Lindy West was once the in-house movie critic for Seattle's alternative newsweekly The Stranger, where she covered film with brutal honesty and giddy irreverence. In Shit, Actually, Lindy returns to those roots, re-examining beloved and iconic movies from the past 40 years with an eye toward the big questions of our time: Is Twilight the horniest movie in history? Why do the zebras in The Lion King trust Mufasa-WHO IS A LION-to look out for their best interests? Why did anyone bother making any more movies after The Fugitive achieved perfection? And, my god, why don't any of the women in Love, Actually ever fucking talk?!?! From Forrest Gump, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, and Bad Boys II, to Face/Off, Top Gun, and The Notebook, Lindy combines her razor-sharp wit and trademark humor with a genuine adoration for nostalgic trash to shed new critical light on some of our defining cultural touchstones-the stories we've long been telling ourselves about who we are. At once outrageously funny and piercingly incisive, Shit, Actually reminds us to pause and ask, "How does this movie hold up?", all while teaching us how to laugh at the things we love without ever letting them or ourselves off the hook. Shit, Actually is a love letter and a break-up note all in one: to the films that shaped us and the ones that ruined us. More often than not, Lindy finds, they're one and the same.
Download or read book The Wrong Pong written by Steven Butler and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2011-05-05 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wrong Pong by Steven Butler is a laugh-out-loud, stinky story for 5+ girls and boys. One night, Neville Brisket wakes up from a strange dream - a dream that there is a horrible, stumpy finger stuck up his nose. Then he finds his room in a mess, and his dog in the laundry basket. Neville's investigations end sposhily, when he is whooshed down the toilet to the land of Under! In a case of mistaken troll-dentity, he finds himself part of a disgusting new family. Will anybody help Neville get back to Over, or will he be stuck eating rat patties and left sock stew forever? This hilariously delivered tale will delight and disgust parents and children alike. Perfect for fans of Roald Dahl and Horrid Henry. 'Horrid Henry's favourite book!' - Francesca Simon, author of Horrid Henry 'A triumphant debut which will have children clutching the loo-seat in apprehension and laughter' - Amanda Craig, The Times Steven Butler is an actor, dancer and trained circus performer as well as a keen observer of trolls and their disgusting habits. He has starred in Peter Pan, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and as Henry in Horrid Henry Live and Horrid! His primary school headmaster was fantastically funny author Jeremy Strong.
Book Synopsis Jake And The Nefarious Glub by : G.A. Franks
Download or read book Jake And The Nefarious Glub written by G.A. Franks and published by Next Chapter. This book was released on 2021-12-07 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s the first teatime of the summer holidays, and things have already started to go wrong for Jake Starling. When Jake’s mum signs him up for a super boring reading competition, he’s convinced that his summer holiday is definitely ruined. But a mysterious trip to the library leads to a bonkers magical adventure, where Jake meets a very strange new friend, in a very, very unusual place. A warm summer evening turns into an exciting race against time, when Jake and his friends encounter a vile creature known as The Nefarious Glub! If you’re reading this, then well done! You have found a brilliant book and you should definitely read it! But be warned: if you enjoy sensible stories about princes and princesses and puppies and kittens, this isn’t the book for you. ‘Jake and the Nefarious Glub’ is full of all sorts of gross and yucky things, and might make you laugh so much that some snot comes out of your nose. Don’t say you weren’t warned...
Book Synopsis Samuel Blink and the Runaway Troll by : Matt Haig
Download or read book Samuel Blink and the Runaway Troll written by Matt Haig and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having been careful to heed his Aunt Eda's warnings to not enter the dangerous Shadow Forest, twelve-year-old Samuel Blink finds himself in a difficult situation when Troll-Son runs away from his Shadow Forest home to come and live with Samuel, his humanhero.
Download or read book Troll written by Johanna Sinisalo and published by Open Road + Grove/Atlantic. This book was released on 2007-12-01 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This internationally acclaimed winner of the Finlandia Award is “a brilliant and dark parable about the fluid boundaries between human and animal” (The Boston Globe). Angel, a young photographer, comes home from a night of carousing to find a group of drunken teenagers in the courtyard of his apartment building, taunting a wounded, helpless young troll. He takes it in, not suspecting the dramatic consequences of this decision. What does one do with a troll in the city? As the troll’s presence influences Angel’s life in ways he could never have predicted, it becomes clear that the creature is the familiar of man’s most forbidden feelings. A novel of sparkling originality, Troll is a wry, beguiling story of nature and man’s relationship to wild things, and of the dark power of the wildness in ourselves. “[An] imaginative and engaging novel of urban fantasy . . . The stuff of ancient legend shadows with rather unnerving precision the course of unloosed postmodern desire.” —Chris Lehmann, The Washington Post Book World
Download or read book Weekly World News written by and published by . This book was released on 1992-12-08 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.
Book Synopsis Trolls on Ice (Smelly Trolls : Book 3) by : Rosen Trevithick
Download or read book Trolls on Ice (Smelly Trolls : Book 3) written by Rosen Trevithick and published by Rosen Trevithick. This book was released on 2014-11-02 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book 3 in the Smelly Trolls series. Brawnulator Powerknees picks other people’s noses, smells like mutated tuna and eats small children. He is the strongest, fastest, most desirable man on the planet – to a troll. When Rufus and his friends go on a skiing holiday to the Craggle Alps, they have no idea that the Winter Trollympics – the biggest sporting event of the troll calendar – is taking place nearby. Sporting a wide variety of dangerous athletes, including Brawnulator, the Winter Trollympics is a hazardous place for children to be. But an avalanche blocks the railway line, leaving Rufus and his friends stranded amongst the hungry beasts. A slippery, icy adventure packed with hideous trolls, winter sports and lots and lots of snotacular calamities.
Book Synopsis Principles and Practice of Homeopathy by : David Owen
Download or read book Principles and Practice of Homeopathy written by David Owen and published by Singing Dragon. This book was released on 2015-05-21 with total page 454 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This comprehensive textbook provides a detailed, practical and thorough basis for the understanding and application of the homeopathic process. Drawing on the experience and knowledge of a wealth of contributors, the book offers the foundations for the safe and broadest practice of modern homeopathy. Divided into 6 sections, this book takes the understanding of homeopathy from basic principles to the treatment of acute and chronic illnesses, the first prescription, and difficult, confused and hidden cases. Each section progresses through five themes broadly divided into philosophy, material medica, case taking, case analyses and case management. Each theme is woven together through the text and, section by section, builds into an essential study guide for the homeopathic student. It provides opportunities for reflection, and invites all practitioners to engage in their own personal and professional development.
Book Synopsis There's a Troll in My Closet by : Carol Ellis
Download or read book There's a Troll in My Closet written by Carol Ellis and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 1994-01-01 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Annie discovers a troll named Tula living in her closet and she's the only one who can see her.
Download or read book A Dark Nativity written by George Pitcher and published by Unbound Publishing. This book was released on 2017-11-30 with total page 309 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Rev’d Natalie Cross, a high-profile priest at St Paul’s Cathedral, is tipped to be one of the first female bishops in the Church of England. She could be happy. But she’s not. Natalie’s work among the desperately poor is intricately bound up with her wounded past. Her fierce humanity has already got her into trouble as a foreign aid worker among the refugees of Sudan and the Middle East. And when she is drawn into the world of peace-process politics, it seems it’s not her faith she needs so much as a brutal self-reliance born of damage done long ago. In a godforsaken world of oppression and terror, where cynical intelligence agencies operate outside the rule of international law, she is forced to respond in kind to those who would so cruelly use and abuse her. The most dangerous people are not always those holding the guns – and Natalie will need to abandon morality and tap into her own dark side to take them on.
Download or read book Hard Time written by Shaun Attwood and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-02-18 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shaun Attwood was a millionaire day trader in Phoenix, Arizona, but his hedonistic lifestyle of drugs and parties came to an abrupt end in 2002 when a SWAT team broke down his door. Attwood found himself on remand in Maricopa Jail with a $750,000 cash bond and all of his assets seized. The nightmare was only just beginning as he was submerged in a jail in which rival gangs vied for control, crystal meth was freely available, and where breaking rules could result in beatings or death. Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s jails have the highest death rate in the United States. Hard Time is the harrowing yet darkly humorous account of the time Attwood spent submerged in a nightmarish world of gang violence and insect-infested cells, eating food unfit for animals. His remarkable story provides a revealing glimpse into the tragedy, brutality, comedy, and eccentricity of prison life.
Book Synopsis There's a Troll in My Closet by : Carol Ellis
Download or read book There's a Troll in My Closet written by Carol Ellis and published by Simon & Schuster/Paula Wiseman Books. This book was released on 1994 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Annie discovers a troll named Tula living in her closet and she's the only one who can see her.
Book Synopsis Wrong Pong: Troll's Treasure by : Steven Butler
Download or read book Wrong Pong: Troll's Treasure written by Steven Butler and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2012-04-05 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Neville's adventures continue when he is faced with a band of troll pirates! As if that isn't rotsome enough, the evil troll Jaundice is back...oh dungle droppings! The third book in Steven Butler's troll-tastic series will delight and disgust parents and children alike.
Book Synopsis Seruxx the Last Request by : John Fouche
Download or read book Seruxx the Last Request written by John Fouche and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2009-10 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seventeen years of institutionalized cruelty in an orphanage has a tendency to dampen a girl's spirit. Luka's life at Sister Mc Lee's Orphanage doesn't hold even a chance for light, until a frightening encounter with something beyond the looking glass turns her world around. The single moment brings a whirlwind of change to Luka's life and identity when she discovers that she is the last Rouge, an alchemist with the natural ability to channel the collective Magic of the greatest Witches and Wizards. Recruited into the Department of Magic and Supernatural Occurrence, Luka and her newly found companions have to unravel a deadly plot threatening the Magical realm...whilst she tries to discover not only who she is, but what she is. Author John Fouch lives in Perth, Australia where he works and runs an online comic at www.d-toc.net. Seruxx is his first novel.
