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There Is Something Weird In Santas Beard
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Book Synopsis There is Something Weird in Santa's Beard by : Chrissie Krebs
Download or read book There is Something Weird in Santa's Beard written by Chrissie Krebs and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 2016-10-31 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Look out - it's the blob that ate Christmas! Lovely Santa. He brings joy and gifts to children around the world. Secretly, he's also a bit of a slob. He loves snacking on the treats children leave for him on Christmas Eve, but he isn't quite as interested in washing his face and combing his beard. This year, the result isn't just gross - it grows into something so monstrous that it destroys all the toys in Santa's workshop. Will it become the blob that ate Christmas? Or will the reindeer's secret talent save the day?
Book Synopsis There's Something Weird in Santa's Beard by : Chrissie Krebs
Download or read book There's Something Weird in Santa's Beard written by Chrissie Krebs and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ""
Book Synopsis How to Avoid Being Eaten By Sharks … and other advice by : John Larkin
Download or read book How to Avoid Being Eaten By Sharks … and other advice written by John Larkin and published by Walker Books Australia. This book was released on 2024-02-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of hilarious, nonsensical, witty and mischievous subjects - the best (and worst) advice for growing up. There is one sure-fire method to avoid being eaten by sharks. Don’t go in the ocean. How can you avoid being eaten by sharks? What does it mean to ‘skateboard’ someone? Is there a chance you could be abducted by aliens? Are there zombies hiding under your brother’s bed? In this hilarious guide, John Larkin relates his tried and tested advice for navigating the mysteries of life, with a sprinkling of some the facts and history he’s discovered along the way. Accompanied by entertaining comic-style illustrations from Chrissie Krebs, this is an education not to be missed!
Book Synopsis The Myth of Santa's Beard by : Sharon Thayer
Download or read book The Myth of Santa's Beard written by Sharon Thayer and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This delightful tale centres around a problem growing -- literally growing -- at the North Pole. Every time children share, play fair, tell the truth... Santas beard grows a little bit, eventually getting so long he cant make the toys! Because it is a cherished reminder of good children everywhere, Santa is reluctant to cut his beard. So late one night, Mrs Claus and the elves come up with a plan to solve this lengthy problem. In the end, all Santa has to do is choose the very best children from the Good List to receive a snippet of his long beard. Children squeal with delight when they discover their very own snippet of Santas beard, tied with red ribbon and included in the book. Will Santa choose you?
Book Synopsis The Story of Santa's Beard by : Sharon Thayer
Download or read book The Story of Santa's Beard written by Sharon Thayer and published by Carousel Publishing. This book was released on 2017-10 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Loved for its traditional Christmas message The Story of Santa's Beard leads children into the magical world of Santa, as it also transports adults back to a time when the magic was theirs. Synopsis: There is a problem growing at the North Pole because children around the world are being so good. Santa's beard grows a little each time children share, play fair, do their best, tell the truth... Soon, because so many children are good every day, Santa's beard gets so long he can't walk, he can't talk, and he can't make the toys. But, those smart little elves come up with a plan. In the end all Santa has to do is choose the best kids from his "Good List" to receive a snippet of his long beard- included in the book. Children squeal with delight when they discover their very own snippet of Santa's beard to treasure every Santa believing year and beyond. Parents and grandparents love that the story reinforces ethics and values while spreading Santa magic!
Download or read book Sketchy Santas written by Will Zweigart and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-11-02 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ho, ho, huh? Who’s that excessively jolly fellow with the fake beard, shifty eyes, sweaty hands, and boozy breath? Why, it’s not just Santa but sketchy Santa! Yes, ’tis the season for awkward photos of small children posed precariously on the laps of some of the most clownish, irritable, and just plain weird-looking Santa wannabes—guys you’d give a wide berth to if you passed them on the street. Inside this painfully hilarious collection of holiday photos, you’ll discover the pop culture history of the sketchy Santa, and how to identify sketchy Santas in shopping malls everywhere . . . making this the perfect gift for anyone who understands that "He sees you when you’re sleeping" is a deeply disturbing thought.
Book Synopsis The Myth of Santa's Beard by : Sharon Thayer
Download or read book The Myth of Santa's Beard written by Sharon Thayer and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa has a problem. Everytime a child is good his beard grows a little. There are so many good children his beard is out of control until the elves come up with a solution.
Book Synopsis What Happened to Santa's Beard? by : Annie Crabtree
Download or read book What Happened to Santa's Beard? written by Annie Crabtree and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-05 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey guys, Santa here! I've finally decided to set the record straight. I've had too many close calls and have had to cover up too many times to save my image-or I should say my brother's image. I'm done! Now it's time to tell you the truth about me, Santa Claus, and what REALLY happened to my beard. Santa never had a beard. According to Santa himself, the whole white fluffy beard never belonged to him but his brother, Fred, who filled in for him after he slipped on ice and hurt his back. Fred slid in and out of chimneys like a pro. Then he found double-chocolate fudge-filled macadamia nut cookies waiting for him and he couldn't resist. He sat right down and finished the WHOLE plate so he didn't have to share with the REAL Santa waiting in the sleigh. Little Anna snuck a picture of Fred, and the next day it was all over the news. Now the REAL Santa had to figure out how to have a beard or risk disappointing children around the world. He had to get creative with items around him whenever he got caught in the act of Santa-ing. Once he used a handful of snow. Another time he used Christmas lights from someone's Christmas tree. Then there was that one time when he used eggs to cover his naked chin after crashing into a lady's chicken coop-and making a HUGE mess! So please don't pull on Santa's beard next time you sit on his lap. It's not real, but Santa is!
Book Synopsis Where is Santa's Beard? by : Jean Leroy
Download or read book Where is Santa's Beard? written by Jean Leroy and published by Simon & Schuster Children's UK. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out what's happened to Santa's beard and help Santa get ready for Christmas in this fun lift-the-flap, touch-and-feel holiday picture book. Santa's lost his beard and he can't find it anywhere! Who could have it? Has the pirate taken it? Or maybe it was the yeti? A funny story featuring a delightful array of characters, this bold, bright, and fun interactive book is a perfect stocking stuffer.
Book Synopsis Miss Daisy is Crazy! by : Dan Gutman
Download or read book Miss Daisy is Crazy! written by Dan Gutman and published by Perfection Learning. This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Miss Daisy, who teaches second grade, is the dumbest teacher in the history of the world.
Book Synopsis This Is a Circle by : Chrissie Krebs
Download or read book This Is a Circle written by Chrissie Krebs and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-08-07 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a circle. That is a square. This is a very silly book about a wild-looking one-eyed bear, a song-singing cat, a tap-dancing goat, and a pants-wearing fox. Armed with a variety of objects and shapes, these four silly creatures create a surprising amount of havoc, which starts by the goat climbing the box and only gets zanier from there! This is A Circle is charming, silly tale of shapes and objects. Kreb's dynamic illustrations bring her zany words to life in a fun read-along book that will have the whole family smiling!
Download or read book The Idea of You written by Robinne Lee and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2017-06-13 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now an original movie on Prime Video starring Anne Hathaway and Nicholas Galitzine! When Solène Marchand, the thirty-nine-year-old owner of a prestigious art gallery in Los Angeles, takes her daughter, Isabelle, to meet her favorite boy band, she does so reluctantly and at her ex-husband’s request. The last thing she expects is to make a connection with one of the members of the world-famous August Moon. But Hayes Campbell is clever, winning, confident, and posh, and the attraction is immediate. That he is all of twenty years old further complicates things. What begins as a series of clandestine trysts quickly evolves into a passionate relationship. It is a journey that spans continents as Solène and Hayes navigate each other’s disparate worlds: from stadium tours to international art fairs to secluded hideaways in Paris and Miami. And for Solène, it is as much a reclaiming of self, as it is a rediscovery of happiness and love. When their romance becomes a viral sensation, and both she and her daughter become the target of rabid fans and an insatiable media, Solène must face how her new status has impacted not only her life, but the lives of those closest to her.
Book Synopsis Bad Santas: Disquieting Winter Folk Tales for Grown-Ups by : Paul Hawkins
Download or read book Bad Santas: Disquieting Winter Folk Tales for Grown-Ups written by Paul Hawkins and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-24 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gleefully dark and well-researched exploration of the history and customs of European Yuletide folklore. How did St Nicholas save children from cannibalism? Who were the Yule Lads and why would they steal your sausages? Why was the Alpine Father Christmas accompanied by a demonic figure called the Krampus who bundled children into sacks and dragged them off to Hell? And why do Spanish nativity scenes often feature a defecating peasant? Over the course of the 20th Century, a universal image developed around the world of Santa Claus as a kindly Christmas visitor but, prior to that, each country, town and community would have Christmas visitors of their own - sometimes human, sometimes animal, sometimes something else entirely - with their own curious set of mythology and customs. The Finns were visited by a pagan goat named Joulupukki that was said to eat anyone who misbehaved. In Iceland, it was said that any child who did not receive an item of new clothing for Christmas would be caught and consumed by the monstrous Christmas Cat! Bad Santascelebrates some of the most imaginative, terrifying and outright curious Christmas figures from across Europe - looking closely at its legacy of disquieting fairy stories. With beautiful black and white line drawings in each chapter, this unusual, entertaining and gleefully dark exploration of seasonal folklore will make an ideal Christmas gift and the perfect book for reading around the fireside.
Book Synopsis Funny Faces Santa Claus by : Roger Priddy
Download or read book Funny Faces Santa Claus written by Roger Priddy and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With Christmas characters and funny rhymes to read aloud, this book is a holiday delight The youngest readers will love the fuzzy cover, googly eyes, and Santa's squishy red nose. A perfect read aloud book for the holiday season
Book Synopsis The Year Santa's Beard Turned Dark! by : Steve Chavez
Download or read book The Year Santa's Beard Turned Dark! written by Steve Chavez and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-21 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when Santa Claus wakes up the day after Christmas to find his snowy white beard has turned dark as night? With some smart thinking and a little magic, it might still be a merry Christmas!
Book Synopsis Weird Santa by : Brian Allan Skinner
Download or read book Weird Santa written by Brian Allan Skinner and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Weird Santa & other Xmas Tales is magic realism with a dash of erotic spiciness. The ten independent stories in this collection range from "A Doggie's Tale," a boy-and-his-dog story appropriate for children, to "Never Too Old, Never Too Late" in which an old babushka recounts her Christmases in the Old Country. After receiving her magic gingerbread cookies, Ana's young American friends, two couples, discover the depth of their passion for each other on a snowy Christmas Eve.In the previous two volumes of short fiction the stories were interconnected. Here they stand alone and there is something in this anthology for everyone to enjoy, whether they hate the winter holidays or revel in them. More than one Scrooge is happilyconverted before the story's conclusion.This collection of Christmas tales is illustrated with wintry scenes from holidays past and present.As Hypatia says in "Weird Santa," the title story, "Many impossible things happen at Christmas, and if they happen, I guess, then they must be possible."
Book Synopsis Keep Christianity Weird by : Michael Frost
Download or read book Keep Christianity Weird written by Michael Frost and published by NavPress. This book was released on 2018-09-04 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jesus is different. Go and do likewise. Many Christians have become comfortable letting the world mold them instead of being set apart by God. And many churches have traded in their biblical roots for complacent conventionality. But Jesus and the church are anything but conventional. The hallmark of our faith is that it sees the world differently than the world sees itself. We are called to be eccentric—off center, unique, different; not conformed to the patterns of the world but transformed by the renewing of our minds. By the grace of God we are not only dissatisfied by sin but increasingly uncompelled by conventionality. So resist the allure of acceptability. Get back to the unsafe roots of our faith. Be equipped to surprise the world with the Good News it didn’t even know it was waiting for. Challenge the way things are by living a life that has been truly set free by Christ.
