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The Art of Eating Through the Zombie Apocalypse

Author : Lauren Wilson
Publisher : BenBella Books, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1940363373
Total Pages : 362 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (43 download)

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Book Synopsis The Art of Eating Through the Zombie Apocalypse by : Lauren Wilson

Download or read book The Art of Eating Through the Zombie Apocalypse written by Lauren Wilson and published by BenBella Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2014-10-28 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just because the undead's taste buds are atrophying doesn't mean yours have to! You duck into the safest-looking abandoned house you can find and hold your breath as you listen for the approaching zombie horde you've been running from all day. You hear a gurgling sound. Is it the undead? No—it's your stomach. When the zombie apocalypse tears down life and society as we know it, it will mean no more take out, no more brightly lit, immaculately organized aisles of food just waiting to be plucked effortlessly off the shelves. No more trips down to the local farmers' market. No more microwaved meals in front of the TV or intimate dinner parties. No, when the undead rise, eating will be hard, and doing it successfully will become an art. The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse is a cookbook and culinary field guide for the busy zpoc survivor. With more than 80 recipes (from Overnight of the Living Dead French Toast and It's Not Easy Growing Greens Salad to Down & Out Sauerkraut, Honey & Blackberry Mead, and Twinkie Trifle), scads of gastronomic survival tips, and dozens of diagrams and illustrations that help you scavenge, forage, and improvise your way to an artful post-apocalypse meal. The Art of Eating is the ideal handbook for efficient food sourcing and inventive meal preparation in the event of an undead uprising. Whether you decide to hole up in your own home or bug out into the wilderness, whether you prefer to scavenge the dregs of society or try your hand at apocalyptic agriculture, and regardless of your level of skill or preparation, The Art of Eating will help you navigate the wasteland and make the most of what you eat.

The Walking Dead: The Official Cookbook and Survival Guide

Author : Lauren Wilson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1683831799
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (838 download)

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Book Synopsis The Walking Dead: The Official Cookbook and Survival Guide by : Lauren Wilson

Download or read book The Walking Dead: The Official Cookbook and Survival Guide written by Lauren Wilson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on AMC’s hit series, this post-apocalyptic cookbook features tips on hunting and foraging plus recipes inspired by or featured on the show. The Walking Dead: The Official Cookbook and Survival Guide details the skills and recipes you need to eat—while avoiding being eaten—should you find yourself caught in a walker apocalypse. The book features recipes for meals featured on the show, plus food and drinks inspired by key characters and locations. It also shares expert information on foraging, hunting wild game, food preservation, and outdoor cooking. Featuring familiar treats like Carl’s pudding, Carol Peletier’s baked goods, and Hershel’s spaghetti, this is the ultimate gift for fans and walker-wary survivalists alike.

Recipes for the Zombie Apocalypse

Author : Laura Sommers
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781530304424
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (44 download)

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Book Synopsis Recipes for the Zombie Apocalypse by : Laura Sommers

Download or read book Recipes for the Zombie Apocalypse written by Laura Sommers and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-06 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Recipes for the Zombie Apocalypse Okay, so you prep and prep for the end of days and when the zombie apocalypse finally happens, what are you going to do? You need recipes for all your shelf stable foods. This book is the answer! This book will show the survivalist how to cook lots of delicious meals with foods straight from your pantry. It is a Prepper and Homesteader's dream! Cooking great recipes for your canned goods or canning projects is fun and easy. It also gives you great ideas when you are camping, homesteading, prepping, extreme couponing, minimalizing or just surviving. This book will show the survivalist how to cook lots of delicious meals with foods straight from your pantry. It is a Prepper's dream! Great recipes for your canned goods or your canning projects. It also gives you great ideas when you are camping or engaging in other survivor activities. Whether you're a survivalist, minimalist, mountain man (or woman), prepper, canner, extreme couponer, stock piler or extreme cheapskate you need this book to help you cook with all your wonderful stock pile of supplies!

Squirrel Recipes for the Zombie Apocalypse

Author : Laura Sommers
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781095088043
Total Pages : 77 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (88 download)

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Download or read book Squirrel Recipes for the Zombie Apocalypse written by Laura Sommers and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-18 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Squirrel Recipes for the Zombie Apocalypse In these troubling times, the end of days may be near. If the zombie apocalypse happens, those that survive may need to make due with wild game for food. Squirrels are resourceful animals and are prolific breeders. They are likely to survive the zombie apocalypse. If your stock piles of food have been depleted or if you were not a good doomsday prepper and have not adequately prepared for the zombie apocalypse, you may need to make some concessions to feed your family or yourself. Squirrel meat will be plentiful, so it just stands to reason that cooking squirrels may be necessary for your survival. Don't worry, when adequately prepared, squirrel can be quite tasty and is currently enjoyed by many people in remote locations such as the Ozark Mountains or by lost hikers and campers. Keep this cookbook whenever you are camping, prepping or boondocking so that you can easily prepare your freshly caught squirrel. This cookbook is full of delicious and tasty squirrel recipes to help the survivalist, not only survive but to thrive through the zombie apocalypse.

Zombie-Gut Chili and Other Horrifying Dinners

Author : Ali Vega
Publisher : Lerner Publications ™
ISBN 13 : 1512437808
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book Zombie-Gut Chili and Other Horrifying Dinners written by Ali Vega and published by Lerner Publications ™. This book was released on 2017-01-01 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What can be as creepy and gruesome as it is tasty? Your dinner! Learn how to create a variety of dinner entrees that are both repulsive and good to eat. Cook up some maggot burgers, brain-chunk dumplings, and monster-skin mac and cheese. Cooking dinner has never been so much fun—or so gross!

The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

Author : Bud Hanzel
Publisher : Creator's Edge Press
ISBN 13 : 9780982769706
Total Pages : 154 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (697 download)

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Book Synopsis The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse by : Bud Hanzel

Download or read book The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse written by Bud Hanzel and published by Creator's Edge Press. This book was released on 2010-01-01 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This satirical self-help guide is a humorous look at the apocalyptic rise of the un-living, flesh eating hordes. With tongue firmly in cheek the guide takes a logical approach to defining zombies and laying out just what needs to be done to survive."--Amazon website.

Feast on Adventure

Author : Paul Shipman
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 152559768X
Total Pages : 155 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)

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Book Synopsis Feast on Adventure by : Paul Shipman

Download or read book Feast on Adventure written by Paul Shipman and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2021-03-25 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good food can be lightweight, convenient and delicious! Feast on Adventure guides you through the world of freeze-dried, dehydrated, and instant foods. Learn how to dream up meals for your own adventures, or choose from over 40 field-tested, delectable, lightweight recipes sure to wow on your next escapade. These meals are simple to prepare, require minimal tools, and leave little to clean up. Customize any dish to manage your personal dietary requirements, whether gluten-free, vegan, dairy-free, vegetarian, low sodium, and so on.

Zombie History

Author : Peter Charles Hoffer
Publisher : University of Michigan Press
ISBN 13 : 047205452X
Total Pages : 204 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (72 download)

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Download or read book Zombie History written by Peter Charles Hoffer and published by University of Michigan Press. This book was released on 2020-01-02 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fake history is not a harmless mistake of fact or interpretation. It is a mistake that conceals prejudice; a mistake that discriminates against certain kinds of people; a mistake held despite a preponderance of evidence; a mistake that harms us. Fake history is like the Zombies we see in mass media, for the fake fact, like the fictional Zombie, lives by turning real events and people into monstrous perversions of fact and interpretation. Its pervasiveness reveals that prejudice remains its chief appeal to those who believe it. Its effect is insidious, because we cannot or will not destroy those mischievous lies. Zombie history is almost impossible to kill. Some Zombie history was and is political, a genre of what Hannah Arendt called “organizational lying” about the past. Its makers designed the Zombie to create a basis in the false past for particular discriminatory policies. Other history Zombies are cultural. They encapsulate and empower prejudice and stereotyping. Still other popular history Zombies do not look disfigured, but like Zombies walk among us without our realizing how devastating their impact can be. Zombie History argues that, whatever their purpose, whatever the venue in which they appear, history Zombies undermine the very foundations of disinterested study of the past.

The Maker's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Author : Simon Monk
Publisher : No Starch Press
ISBN 13 : 1593276672
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (932 download)

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Download or read book The Maker's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse written by Simon Monk and published by No Starch Press. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where will you be when the zombie apocalypse hits? Trapping yourself in the basement? Roasting the family pet? Beheading reanimated neighbors? No way. You’ll be building fortresses, setting traps, and hoarding supplies, because you, savvy survivor, have snatched up your copy of The Maker's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse before it’s too late. This indispensable guide to survival after Z-day, written by hardware hacker and zombie anthropologist Simon Monk, will teach you how to generate your own electricity, salvage parts, craft essential electronics, and out-survive the undead.,p>Take charge of your environment: –Monitor zombie movement with trip wires and motion sensors –Keep vigilant watch over your compound with Arduino and Raspberry Pi surveillance systems –Power zombie defense devices with car batteries, bicycle generators, and solar power Escape imminent danger: –Repurpose old disposable cameras for zombie-distracting flashbangs –Open doors remotely for a successful sprint home –Forestall subplot disasters with fire and smoke detectors Communicate with other survivors: –Hail nearby humans using Morse code –Pass silent messages with two-way vibration walkie-talkies –Fervently scan the airwaves with a frequency hopper For anyone from the budding maker to the keen hobbyist, The Maker’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse is an essential survival tool. Uses the Arduino Uno board and Raspberry Pi Model B+ or Model 2

Joe Beef: Surviving the Apocalypse

Author : Frederic Morin
Publisher : Knopf
ISBN 13 : 1524732311
Total Pages : 927 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)

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Download or read book Joe Beef: Surviving the Apocalypse written by Frederic Morin and published by Knopf. This book was released on 2018-11-27 with total page 927 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new cookbook/survival guide/love letter to Montreal for these apocalyptic times, from the James Beard Award–nominated culinary adventurists and proprietors of the beloved restaurant, Joe Beef. “The first Joe Beef cookbook changed forever what a cookbook could be. Anything that came after had to take it into account. Now, with this latest and even more magnificent beast, the rogue princes of Canadian cuisine and hospitality show us the way out of the numbing, post-apocalyptic restaurant Hell of pretentiousness and mediocrity that threatens to engulf us all. It makes us believe that the future is shiny, bright, beautiful, delicious—and probably Québécois. This book will change your life.” —Anthony Bourdain It’s the end of the world as we know it. Or not. Either way, you want Joe Beef: Surviving the Apocalypse in your bunker and/or kitchen. In their much-loved first cookbook, Frédéric Morin, David McMillan, and Meredith Erickson introduced readers to the art of living the Joe Beef way. Now, they’re back with another deeply personal, refreshingly unpretentious collection of more than 150 new recipes, some taken directly from the menus of Fred and Dave’s acclaimed Montreal restaurants, others from summers spent on Laurentian lakes and Sunday dinners at home. Think Watercress Soup with Trout Quenelles, Artichokes Bravas, and seasonal variations on Pot-au-Feu—alongside Smoked Meat Croquettes, a Tater Tot Galette, and Squash Sticky Buns. Also included are instructions for making your own soap and cough drops, not to mention an epic 16-page fold-out gatefold with recipes and guidance for stocking a cellar with apocalyptic essentials (Canned Bread, Pickled Pork Butt, and Smoked Apple Cider Vinegar) for throwing the most sought-after in-bunker dinner party Filled with recipes, reflections, and ramblings, in this book you’ll find chapters devoted to the Québécois tradition of celebrating Christmas in July, the magic of public television, and Fred and Dave’s unique take on barbecue (Burnt-End Bourguignon, Cassoulet Rapide), as well as ruminations on natural wine and gluten-free cooking, and advice on how children should behave at dinner. Whether you’re holing up for a zombie holocaust or just cooking at home, Joe Beef is a book about doing it yourself, about making it on your own, and about living—or at least surviving—in style.

The Zombie Cookbook

Author : Cinsearae Santiago
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781615720361
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (23 download)

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Download or read book The Zombie Cookbook written by Cinsearae Santiago and published by . This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wokking Dead By Karina L. Fabian It's war and love when zombies invade a Korean restaurant. Secret Ingredient by Lisa Haselton There's a zombie in the kitchen! That may be the case, but when spaghetti-eating zombie Clete takes a job as the assistant chef at the L-Double-J ranch, he's not the one you need to work out for. It's a tale of catering and culinary revenge. Would you have added the secret ingredient? A Zombie Named Clete By Lisa Haselton A little poem in honor of the twice-deceased Clete. Was this on his tombstone, or did he carry a copy in his pocket? Beer-Battered Zombie with Butternut Squash By Becca Butcher What's a cookbook without a recipe? Not for the faint of stomach, though with a few substitutions, it might actually make a good meal. (Not everyone's a fan of squash, after all.) The Right Recipe By Lin Neiswender Zombie culinary aficionados had better watch out! The zombies are not pleased to be eaten, as the editor of the Zombie Cookbookery Publications discovers in this tale of turnabout-is-fair-play. Quick & Easy Zombie Pastie by Kate Sender A no frills, 4-ingredient full course meal will satisfy both your Zombie's cravings and nutritional needs. Express Cuisine by Dawn Marshallsay Zombie attack on a speeding train--is there really any escape? Fight, hide, jump--none of it can stop you from becoming...Express Cuisine. Brain Food By Carla Girtman Ah, domestic zombie bliss! It's the Undead Cleavers mixed in with a little Arsenic and Old Lace. Can't tell you much about this story except that the ending will surprise you as much as it did Thelma! Brain Salad for Dummies by Scott Virtes The practical guide for that zombie invasion. Your own little zombie poison recipe, combined with practical advice. As Scott says--Follow his advice and you might get enough sleep at night to stay two steps ahead. A Zombie's APB By Cinsearae Santiago A zombie decides to give a 'Hear ye, hear ye!' to the human race after getting fed up with the lack of 'good food' these days. My Big Fat Zombie Wedding by Karina Fabian So what if he's undead? That won't not keep Vida from marrying her true love--and neither will challenges from prejudice to unusual dietary needs stop the wedding of the decade!

Zombies Don't Eat Veggies!

Author : Jorge Lacera
Publisher : Children's Book Press (CA)
ISBN 13 : 9781620147948
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (479 download)

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Book Synopsis Zombies Don't Eat Veggies! by : Jorge Lacera

Download or read book Zombies Don't Eat Veggies! written by Jorge Lacera and published by Children's Book Press (CA). This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mo Romero is a zombie who loves nothing more than growing, cooking, and eating vegetables. Tomatoes? Tantalizing. Peppers? Pure perfection! The problem? Mo's parents insist that their niño eat only zombie cuisine, like arm--panadas and finger foods. They tell Mo over and over that zombies don't eat veggies. But Mo can't imagine a lifetime of just eating zombie food and giving up his veggies. As he questions his own zombie identity, Mo tries his best to convince his parents to give peas a chance. Super duo Megan and Jorge Lacera make their picture--book debut with this sweet story about family, self--discovery, and the power of acceptance. It's a delectable tale that zombie and nonzombie fans alike will devour.

The Snacking Dead

Author : D. B. Walker
Publisher : Clarkson Potter
ISBN 13 : 0804185166
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book The Snacking Dead written by D. B. Walker and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2013-10-22 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of AMC's The Walking Dead, Max Brooks, and all things zombies, the clever creators of Fifty Shades of Chicken hack a new parody cookbook filled with snacks for every occasion, tips for cooking under duress, and a love story that will send ripples down your spine--all accompanied by food photography that will ignite your palate. At the heart of this cookbook is Pam Beaumont, who must fight the dead and feed the living. The apocalypse is no picnic, but she survives on quick bites—and on her love for Daryl, a backwoods badass with a crossbow who reminds her that she has more than one appetite. From brain food to finger food, and from sticky sweets to killer cocktails, the 50 recipes in this cookbook parody are guaranteed to grab you. The zombies have their snack plan—do you have yours? Snacks include: Sweetish Fleshballs Nachos of the Living Dead Elbows Casserole Crabby Prepper Puffs Survivalist Hero Dire Ham Biscuits Cold-Blooded Ice Cream Sandwiches Gratuitous Violence Jello Mold and more.

Break an Egg!

Author : Tara Theoharis
Publisher : Insight Editions
ISBN 13 : 1683838831
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (838 download)

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Download or read book Break an Egg! written by Tara Theoharis and published by Insight Editions. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate your love of Broadway with this quirky collection of recipes inspired by your favorite musicals from The Sound of Music to Hamilton. There’s nothing quite like dinner and a show, but tonight’s menu is guaranteed to be a real crowd-pleaser. From Tara Theoharis, author of The Minecrafter’s Cookbook and creator of The Geeky Hostess blog, comes a cookbook of over fifty recipes inspired by the most popular Broadway musicals of the last ninety years. Warm up your appetite with some Eggrolls for Mr. Goldstone (Gypsy) served with a side of Too Darn Hot Sauce (Kiss Me, Kate). Looking for some liquid courage? Whip yourself up Another Vodka Stinger (Company) or make good with The Wizard and Ice (Wicked). Need something with a bit more substance? Schnitzel With Noodles (The Sound of Music) is one of our favorite things, or you can spice it up with Mama’s Well-Peppered Ragu (Chicago). Then again, if you’re craving something really indulgent, try our Angel (Food Cake) of Music (The Phantom of the Opera). It’s guaranteed to bring down the chandelier. With fun illustrations and gorgeous food photography throughout, this book is the perfect gift for season ticket holders, drama kids, and Broadway fans of all ages.

Zombie Survival Manual

Author : Sean T. Page
Publisher : Haynes Publishing UK
ISBN 13 : 9780857334732
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (347 download)

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Download or read book Zombie Survival Manual written by Sean T. Page and published by Haynes Publishing UK. This book was released on 2013-11-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What would you do in the event of a zombie apocalypse? Would you know how to protect your family, forage for food and hold your own if confronted by the undead? Packed with vital information about how to prepare yourself (mentally and physically) and your surroundings for attack, the Zombie Survival Manual will also include advice on how to flourish in a post-apocalyptic world. Accompanied by illustrations, maps, diagrams and step-by-step instructions, this manual will be essential reading for those interested in protecting themselves, their families and society at large from the living dead.

The Forest of Hands and Teeth

Author : Carrie Ryan
Publisher : Delacorte Press
ISBN 13 : 0375891978
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book The Forest of Hands and Teeth written by Carrie Ryan and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2009-03-10 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Mary's world there are simple truths. The Sisterhood always knows best. The Guardians will protect and serve. The Unconsecrated will never relent. And you must always mind the fence that surrounds the village; the fence that protects the village from the Forest of Hands and Teeth. But, slowly, Mary’s truths are failing her. She’s learning things she never wanted to know about the Sisterhood and its secrets, and the Guardians and their power. And, when the fence is breached and her world is thrown into chaos, about the Unconsecrated and their relentlessness. Now, she must choose between her village and her future, between the one she loves and the one who loves her. And she must face the truth about the Forest of Hands and Teeth. Could there be life outside a world surrounded in so much death? [STAR] "A bleak but gripping story...Poignant and powerful."-Publishers Weekly, Starred "A postapocalyptic romance of the first order, elegantly written from title to last line."-Scott Westerfeld, author of the Uglies series and Leviathan "Intelligent, dark, and bewitching, The Forest of Hands and Teeth transitions effortlessly between horror and beauty. Mary's world is one that readers will not soon forget."-Cassandra Clare, bestselling author of City of Bones "Opening The Forest of Hands and Teeth is like cracking Pandora's box: a blur of darkness and a precious bit of hope pour out. This is a beautifully crafted, page-turning, powerful novel. I thoroughly enjoyed it."-Melissa Marr, bestselling author of Wicked Lovely and Ink Exchange "Dark and sexy and scary. Only one of the Unconsecrated could put this book down."-Justine Larbalestier, author of How to Ditch Your Fairy

Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition)

Author : Kelly DiPucchio
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442451378
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition) written by Kelly DiPucchio and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-02-07 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone’s favorite zombie romance picture book is now available as an enhanced eBook with animation and audio narration! Mortimer is looking for love. And he’s looking everywhere! He’s worked out at the gym (if only his arm wouldn't keep falling off). He’s tried ballroom dancing lessons (but the ladies found him to be a bit stiff). He’s even been on stalemate.com. How’s a guy supposed to find a ghoul? When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer's dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?