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Download or read book The World's Best Aussie Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 1986 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Best Ever Aussie Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What Aussie outlaw wore no clothes? Nude Kelly! With over 400 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will be extensive, with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to skyrocket!
Book Synopsis The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes by : Warren Fahey
Download or read book The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes written by Warren Fahey and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where would our country be without its proud traditions? Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself? Where would our country be without its proud traditions?Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself. Folklorist Warren Fahey's fabulous collection of Aussie jokes is guaranteed to entertain and offend absolutely everyone! GENERAL RULES OF AUSSIE EtIQUEttE1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church.4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rudeto take the trailer to the funeral home. Warren Fahey, larrikin, balladeer, author and professional joke collector, has done all the hard work for you by bunging together all his favourite gags: the ones about marriage and men, about work and cars, about politics, foreigners (especially that lot across the tasman) and religion. So all you have to do is laugh. Which you will, or risk being branded a dickhead. the Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes is the biggest, fattest, funniest joke book in the land..
Download or read book 501 Great Aussie Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q. What do you call a platypus trapped under a rock? A. A flatypus! Follows on from the sensational success of 2007's celebrity-packed Camp Quality joke book, Laugh Even Louder! and 2006's Laugh Out Loud! Featuring all-new packaging, plus a bright, eye-catching, green and gold cover with a 'Mozzie! Mozzie! Mozzie! Oi! Oi! Oi!' concept, 501 Great Aussie Jokes! is designed for irresistible impulse purchasing.
Book Synopsis A Collection of the Best Aussie Jokes by :
Download or read book A Collection of the Best Aussie Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 382 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Telling a good joke is as Australian as having a good barbie. If ever you've wanted to hear a rip snorting yarn or needed some humourous material to share, this is the book for you.
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Australian Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Australian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-22 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Australian, Italian, Irish, Australian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Australian, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Australian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Australian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Australian Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Australian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Australian jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Australians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Australian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Australian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Australian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Australians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Book Synopsis Great Aussie Jokes by : Five Mile Press Pty. Limited, The
Download or read book Great Aussie Jokes written by Five Mile Press Pty. Limited, The and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Best Aussie Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 502 More Great Aussie Jokes by : Louis Shea
Download or read book 502 More Great Aussie Jokes written by Louis Shea and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear about the optimistic kangaroo? It hopped for the best. Who would open the batting for the Aussie animal cricket team? Wombat and numbat. With 500 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will again be extensive; with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to sky-rocket! Camp Quality is committed to bringing hope and happiness to children living with cancer, their families and communities, through ongoing quality recreational, educational and financial support programs. Scholastic Australia is proud to donate all royalties from sales to this worthy cause.
Book Synopsis More Great Aussie Jokes by : Five Mile Press Pty. Limited, The
Download or read book More Great Aussie Jokes written by Five Mile Press Pty. Limited, The and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Penguin Book of All-new Australian Jokes by : Phillip Adams
Download or read book The Penguin Book of All-new Australian Jokes written by Phillip Adams and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The traditional Aussie jokes told in pubs and cabs now compete with global jokes. It's Dad 'n' Dave versus Monica Lewinsky.
Book Synopsis Best Aussie Jokes by : Marguerite Marshall
Download or read book Best Aussie Jokes written by Marguerite Marshall and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With over 400 jokes to smile, giggle and laugh your way through, 'Best Aussie Jokes' has a joke for nearly every occasion. Laughter is a powerful tonic for our physical and mental health and these jokes will ensure you become the life of the party. So get ready for a book full of belly laughs. A warning: Beware... laughing is addictive
Book Synopsis Top 50 Jokes: Australian Edition by : Gabrielle Henze
Download or read book Top 50 Jokes: Australian Edition written by Gabrielle Henze and published by Top 50 Jokes. This book was released on 2018-10-09 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want to know more about Australia? Are you struggling to understand your Aussie friend's sense of humor? Do you simply love Crocodile Dundee? If any of the above apply to you (and even if they don't), you're sure to love this MASSIVE collection of Australian jokes written by a real Aussie!
Book Synopsis Great Aussie Jokes & Slang by : Five Mile Press Pty. Limited, The
Download or read book Great Aussie Jokes & Slang written by Five Mile Press Pty. Limited, The and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Great Aussie Jokes Mini by : Five Mile Press Pty Limited, The
Download or read book Great Aussie Jokes Mini written by Five Mile Press Pty Limited, The and published by . This book was released on 2009-05-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book 365 Awesome Aussie Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep? A woolly jumper! Mitchell Johnson, Australian cricketer Why did the cockatoo sit on the clock? So he would be on time! Kate Ritchie, actor What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick! Jeremy Lindsay Taylor, actor, Sea Patrol With 362 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will again be extensive; with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to sky-rocket!
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Great Aussie Jokes by : Sterling Publishing Company Staff
Download or read book The Little Book of Great Aussie Jokes written by Sterling Publishing Company Staff and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Aussie Jokes is a collection of the best jokes around, gathered from the blokes down at the local pub and the women at morning tea time. Ranging from downright decent to wickedly smutty, these jokes with an Australian flavour will suit any audience. But a warning to any delicate little flowers out there - these jokes tiptoe around the edge of political correctness, so leave your sensibilities at home and wear your sense of humour instead.