The Wobbit

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476763925
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book The Wobbit written by The Harvard Lampoon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-11-26 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the authors of the New York Times bestselling parody The Hunger Pains, this fresh take on J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit is a hilarious send-up of Middle-earth, publishing just in time for the major motion picture release of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. The sequel to the parody of the sequel to the prequel to The Lord of the Rings When Aaron Sorkinshield and his band of Little People embark on a totally feasible quest to reclaim the hoard of Academy Awards stolen from them by the lonely Puff the Magic Dragon, senile wizard Dumbledalf suggests an unlikely and completely unqualified accomplice: Billy Bagboy, an unassuming wobbit dwelling in terrorist-riddled Wobbottabad. Along the way, the company faces Internet trolls, moblins, one really big spider that must be at least an inch and a half wide, and worse. But as they journey from the wonders of Livinwell to the terrors of Jerkwood and beyond, Billy will find that there is more to him than anyone—Tolkien included—ever dreamed. Propelled to his destiny by a series of courageous adventures and indented paragraphs, Billy will set out on the greatest YOLO of all time . . . one that leads deep into the dark caverns hiding a mysterious man named Goldstein, who’s just trying to have a nice seder.

The Wobbit

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476763674
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book The Wobbit written by The Harvard Lampoon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-11-26 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a humorous spoof on the novel "The Hobbit," in which Aaron Sorkinshield and his band of Little People embark on a quest to retrieve a hoard of Academy Awards stolen by Puff the Magic Dragon.

The Wobbit a Parody (of Tolkien's the Hobbit)

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ISBN 13 : 9781468010206
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book The Wobbit a Parody (of Tolkien's the Hobbit) written by Paul Erickson and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-03 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world of self-promoting wizards, dwarf bankers, hemogoblins and were-swans, one underemployed wobbit must embark on a journey across recession-plagued Little Earth to steal a resentful dragon's treasure and restore the economy: a wobbit named Bulbo Bunkins.Fans of The Hobbit will be delighted with this insightful and loving parody of Tolkien's beloved classic. It's what Tolkien would have written if he was an unemployed American banker in the 21st century. No favorite parts have been omitted. Every scene, character, and song from the original is in this new parody. If you're a Hobbit fan, this parody includes all the iconic elements you love. If you're not a fan, you'll enjoy the non-stop wackiness.

The Hunger Pains

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 145166821X
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book The Hunger Pains written by The Harvard Lampoon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-02-07 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious instant New York Times bestseller, The Hunger Pains is a loving parody of the dystopian YA novel and film, The Hunger Games. Winning means wealth, fame, and a life of therapy losing means death, but also fame! This is The Hunger Pains. When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Games—the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeover—she has no idea what to expect. Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district’s worst neighborhood, the Crack, Kantkiss feels unprepared to fight to the death while simultaneously winking and looking adorable for the cameras. But when her survival rests on choosing between the dreamy hunk from home, Carol Handsomestein, or the doughy klutz, Pita Malarkey, Kantkiss discovers that the toughest conflicts may not be found on the battlefield but in her own heart . . . which is unfortunately on a battlefield.

Lame of Thrones

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Publisher : Hachette Books
ISBN 13 : 0306873702
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book Lame of Thrones written by The Harvard Lampoon and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Harvard's legendary humor publication comes an outrageous, uproariously funny parody of Game of Thrones, in the tradition of their previous bestselling parody book classics Bored of the Rings, Nightlight, and The Hunger Pains. An affectionate but take-no-prisoners send-up of the massive literary and television franchise, Lame of Thrones offers fans a way of reentering the fictional world they have come to love and merrily explodes all of its conventions -- as well as their expectations of the characters -- to hilarious ends. It may even leave you more satisfied than the actual TV ending of Game of Thrones. In fact, if it doesn't the Lampoon has really dropped the ball. Lame of Thrones will take you to Westopolis, where several extremely attractive egomaniacs are vying to be ruler of the realm and sit on the Pointy Chair. Our hero Jon Dough was a likely bet, but his untimely murder at the hands of his own men of the Night's Crotch has made that seem less likely. Will Dragon Queen Dennys Grandslam escape from her Clothkhaki captors and return to conquer the world? Or will she just get left in the desert counting grains of sand for the rest of the book? And what about Jon Dough's siblings? Will they be mentioned? Probably? Almost definitely, yes? It would be weird if they weren't prominent characters in the book, you say? To find out, read the book you wish George R.R. Martin would write but never will. The Lampoon -- the place where such comedy writers and performers as Conan O'Brien, Colin Jost, B.J. Novak, Patricia Marx, Alan Yang, Andy Borowitz and many more all got their start -- is ready to serve parody notice to the most entertaining, infuriating, and inescapable cultural phenomenon of the past decade.

Bored of the Rings

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Publisher : Turtleback Books
ISBN 13 : 9780785727989
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (279 download)

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Download or read book Bored of the Rings written by Henry Beard and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 1993 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Best of the Harvard Lampoon

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501109898
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book The Best of the Harvard Lampoon written by Harvard Lampoon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-11-15 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the best of The Harvard Lampoon—the spawning ground for Hollywood’s elite comedy writers and New Yorker humorists—revealing the hidden gems from their 140-year history. Since its inception in 1876, The Harvard Lampoon has become a farm system for Hollywood’s best and most revered comedy writers. Lampoon alumni can be found behind the scenes of sitcoms and late-night shows, including Saturday Night Live, The Simpsons, The Office, 30 Rock, The Mindy Project, and many others. The Best of the Harvard Lampoon is the first anthology of The Lampoon’s extensive archives, featuring luminaries who have gone on to shape the comedy and literary landscape along with some of the best cartoons, illustrations, and satirical advertisements from over the years. Contributors include B.J. Novak, Henry Beard, Andy Borowitz, George Plimpton, Conan O’Brien, John Updike, Patricia Marx, and many others, with an introduction by New York Times bestselling author Simon Rich.

Bored of the Rings

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451672667
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Bored of the Rings written by Henry Beard and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings."

Drilling Engineering Problems and Solutions

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Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 1118998642
Total Pages : 551 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (189 download)

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Book Synopsis Drilling Engineering Problems and Solutions by : M. E. Hossain

Download or read book Drilling Engineering Problems and Solutions written by M. E. Hossain and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2018-06-19 with total page 551 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Completely up to date and the most thorough and comprehensive reference work and learning tool available for drilling engineering, this groundbreaking volume is a must-have for anyone who works in drilling in the oil and gas sector. Petroleum and natural gas still remain the single biggest resource for energy on earth. Even as alternative and renewable sources are developed, petroleum and natural gas continue to be, by far, the most used and, if engineered properly, the most cost-effective and efficient, source of energy on the planet. Drilling engineering is one of the most important links in the energy chain, being, after all, the science of getting the resources out of the ground for processing. Without drilling engineering, there would be no gasoline, jet fuel, and the myriad of other "have to have" products that people use all over the world every day. Following up on their previous books, also available from Wiley-Scrivener, the authors, two of the most well-respected, prolific, and progressive drilling engineers in the industry, offer this groundbreaking volume. They cover the basic tenets of drilling engineering, the most common problems that the drilling engineer faces day to day, and cutting-edge new technology and processes through their unique lens. Written to reflect the new, changing world that we live in, this fascinating new volume offers a treasure of knowledge for the veteran engineer, new hire, or student. This book is an excellent resource for petroleum engineering students, reservoir engineers, supervisors & managers, researchers and environmental engineers for planning every aspect of rig operations in the most sustainable, environmentally responsible manner, using the most up-to-date technological advancements in equipment and processes.

The Lord of the Ring Dings

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781481072762
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (727 download)

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Download or read book The Lord of the Ring Dings written by Stuart Anderson and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-03-04 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bobbits were generally not large but Filbo Daggins was larger and stranger than most and people in the Shire often said so. “I say, that Filbo is large,” said one. “Yes, that Filbo is larger and stranger than most,” said another. That evening Filbo would be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday. On their birthday, it was customary among the Bobbits to give gifts to other people. There was much grumbling in the Shire that Filbo usually gave presents such as gift certificates to stores nobody could find. . . . In The Lord of the Ring Dings, Sam and Dodo must overcome the evil Lord Sorehead, the nasty Sorry-Man, and a host of product placements to reach Door-Door and destroy the Ring Ding of Power. It's like The Lord of the Rings movies except the budget is much lower. Oregon courts Liv Tyler and Gimpley the dwarf woos the ladies of Middling-earth (both of them). The Elvis lend a hand, providing the travelers with the traditional Elvis food of meatloaf and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Gandolf is around as well, but his spells generally don't work well and he forgets things a lot. And, of course, there's Jollum, the weird creature who will stop at nothing to get his hands on the precious Ring Ding. ADVANCE PRAISE for The Lord of the Ring Dings: “This book really nails it. It tells what really happened.” – Aragorn, King of Gondor “I thought my part could have been bigger.” – Arwen, Queen of Gondor “Although I am a wizard I never would have predicted such a fine book. Wait, that sounds cheesy. No, don't write that down.” – Gandalf, a wizard “I thought the portrayal of my great, great grand uncle was unfair. For example, he didn't like fish that much.” – Johann Sméagol III, Gollum's great, great grand nephew “I really wish there were more women in the story, or anywhere.” – Gimli, son of Glóin “I think I was much cooler in the movie, but in the book I was still pretty cool.” – Legolas “We no portrayed fair. Me no like.” – Gorkran, an Orc

The Sellamillion

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Publisher : Gollancz
ISBN 13 : 0575100389
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (751 download)

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Download or read book The Sellamillion written by Adam Roberts and published by Gollancz. This book was released on 2010-09-09 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE SELLAMILLION is NOT a parody of Tolkien's THE SILMARILLION. That would be pointless because although all Tolkien fans have a copy, only three of them have read past page 40. It is, however, a parody of all that Tolkien created as he worked on LORD OF THE RINGS. The history of the elderly days. Early missing drafts of LORD OF THE RINGS. A correspondence between the author and publisher on whether it should be a Bellybutton Stud of Doom rather than a Ring of Power. An experimental version of LOTR as if written by Dr Seuss. That sort of thing. It'll be funny. Possibly hilarious. The author's told us it will be. Promised even. And he did write THE SODDIT. And that was quite funny.

Corpsing

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ISBN 13 : 9780241140697
Total Pages : 388 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (46 download)

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Download or read book Corpsing written by Toby Litt and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everything Toby Litt touches turns to gold.

National Lampoon's Doon

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ISBN 13 : 9780586066362
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (663 download)

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I Don't Care If We Never Get Back

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Publisher : Grove Press
ISBN 13 : 9780802123763
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (237 download)

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Download or read book I Don't Care If We Never Get Back written by Ben Blatt and published by Grove Press. This book was released on 2015-04-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pair of friends from Harvard embark on a road trip to see 30 baseball games in 30 different stadiums over 30 days and describe their misadventures in this book about sports fans, loyalty, hot dogs and friendship.

Nightlight

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ISBN 13 : 9780732291464
Total Pages : 154 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (914 download)

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Download or read book Nightlight written by Harvard Lampoon (Organization) and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in this hilarious send-up of Twilight. After witnessing a number of strange events Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

Stickology: A Guide To Playing The Chapman Stick

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Publisher : Mel Bay Publications
ISBN 13 : 1619115425
Total Pages : 73 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (191 download)

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Book Synopsis Stickology: A Guide To Playing The Chapman Stick by : Steve Adelson

Download or read book Stickology: A Guide To Playing The Chapman Stick written by Steve Adelson and published by Mel Bay Publications. This book was released on 2015-09-15 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A comprehensive exploration of revolutionary Chapman Stick and it's accompanying tap techniques. A primer on theory will explain all the musical logistics enabling the student to fully gasp the concepts in this book. Mr. Chapman's unique approach to his 12 string invention will be explained by Steve Adelson in respect to chords, melody, improvisations, rhythmic capabilities, counterpoint and bass lines. Novel and standard techniques enabling the player maximum creativity will be outlined in detail with many examples in the text. All levels of playing will be considered and will be helpful for beginner, intermediate as well as advanced playing. This book will bring all these elements together, presenting a thorough study of this very new and exciting instrument. Includes access to online video

Talk Like Jabba

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ISBN 13 : 9781722938239
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (382 download)

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Download or read book Talk Like Jabba written by Paul Erickson and published by . This book was released on 2018-07-29 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: