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Book Synopsis Nosepickers From Outer Space by : Gordon Korman
Download or read book Nosepickers From Outer Space written by Gordon Korman and published by Disney-Hyperion. This book was released on 1999-08-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fourth-grader Devin is disappointed in the nerdy exchange student who comes to live with his family, until he realizes that Stan is not from Chicago but from outer space.
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Nose Pickers Collection by : Gordon Korman
Download or read book The Ultimate Nose Pickers Collection written by Gordon Korman and published by Hyperion Books for Children. This book was released on 2006-03-28 with total page 596 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring all four books from Gordon Korman's Nose Pickers series:Devin can't wait to meet his exchange student from another state. Maybe he'll able to rope a calf like Cody from Texas or know celebrities from California like Wanda. But Stan is the opposite of cool--he's a huge dweeb, who eats paper, talks to dogs, and worst of all, can't keep his finger out of his nose. But Devin soon finds out that Stan isn't from another state--he's from another planet! He's an alien from the planet Pan who accesses his micro-computer by picking his nose. Devin's disappointment is soon replaced with shock when he finds out that Stan's unhygienic habit is actually the key to saving the planet. Together, this unlikely duo embarks on a series of zany adventures, involving everything from traveling back in time to ancient Egypt to climbing to the top of the Statue of Liberty. From saving the planet to surviving fifth grade; Devin and Stan's escapades are the funniest this side of Pluto.
Book Synopsis Planet of the Nose Pickers by : Gordon Korman
Download or read book Planet of the Nose Pickers written by Gordon Korman and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2000-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fourth grader Devin and his friend Stan, the nerdy exchange student who is actually an alien from the planet Pan, try to get Earth designated as Pan's official vacation planet so that it will not get moved out past Pluto.
Book Synopsis Noses Are Not for Picking by : Elizabeth Verdick
Download or read book Noses Are Not for Picking written by Elizabeth Verdick and published by Free Spirit Publishing. This book was released on 2014-10-01 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We’ve all seen it—the nose-picking habit starts as early as the toddler years, and no child is the exception. Young children pick their noses for a variety of reasons, from colds to allergies to curiosity or boredom. This board book for toddlers and preschoolers is the answer to the age-old question “How can I get my child not to pick, especially not in public?” With gentle humor and kid-friendly support, this board book for toddlers and preschoolers helps guide little ones away from nose picking toward healthier habits, like using a tissue and washing their hands. Catchy words help children remember what to do; vibrant full-color illustrations bring the words to life. Throughout, the positive message shines through: noses are for breathing, sniffing, smelling . . . but not for picking!
Book Synopsis Richard Was a Picker by : Carolyn Beck
Download or read book Richard Was a Picker written by Carolyn Beck and published by Orca Book Publishers. This book was released on 2013-09-01 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Richard picks his nose, until one day he discovers the perils of his habit. When his finger gets stuck up his nose, Richard panics. Then his nose sucks up his arm. Before he knows it, all of him slides up his nose. Richard has become a giant booger. He propels his booger-ball self out of his house. But as he rolls down the sidewalk things get worse, way worse. Soon the whole town is chasing after him and jabbing at him. Will Richard be poked to pieces? With some quick thinking and a little luck, Richard avoids a terrible end.
Book Synopsis Only My Dog Knows I Pick My Nose by : Lauren Tarshis
Download or read book Only My Dog Knows I Pick My Nose written by Lauren Tarshis and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2021-10-19 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious and tender picture book perfect for fans of No, David that insightfully explores the inner world of a child. The picture book debut from the New York Times bestselling author of I Survived, Lauren Tarshis! To the outside world, it might look like you do everything right: eat your broccoli, share your toys, and behave in the bath. But what about the moments when no one is looking, and your messier, mushier, scared-ier self is revealed? The only one who knows is... the loyal dog friend who sees it all and still loves you just the way you are. This celebration of friendship, loyalty, and unconditional love with man's -- and child's -- best friend is sure to delight and entertain readers of all ages. Laugh along with recognition and delight in this ode to being true to yourself. With tender, humorous text from New York Times bestselling author Lauren Tarshis, and joyful, expressive watercolors from artist Lisa Mezoff, this sweet book presents a validating message of confidence, empowerment, and unconditional love.
Book Synopsis Nose-Picking Nicholas Pickering by : Peter Barron
Download or read book Nose-Picking Nicholas Pickering written by Peter Barron and published by Carpet Bombing Culture. This book was released on 2016-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nicholas Pickering is the latest title in the fun-packed Monstrous Morals series, aimed at helping parents tackle those bad habits every child inevitably picks up. As always, there's a happy ending but not before Nicholas has learned a lesson he'll never forget. Lost in the slimy green tunnel of his nostril - amid screeching bats, poisonous snakes, a wayward owl, and a long-lost kite - Nicholas has a terrifying encounter with a stomach churning, gooey monster - The Bogeyman. The creature picks a fight with Nicholas for being so impolite and the boy is left to wonder how on earth he'll get home? Written in comical rhyme, and beautifully illustrated, the Monstrous Morals are building into a unique collection of children's books, and Nose-Pickin' Nicholas Pickering is bound to be picked up time and time again. The Monstrous Morals series is an educational way of helping parents to get their messages across in a fun way. Each story comes with not only a Monstrous Moral but with a Monstrous Mouthfuls glossary of new words for young readers to add to their vocabularies.
Download or read book Poppy Picker written by Stella Stamatakis and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-08 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Boy Who Picked His Nose by : Sara Van Buskirk
Download or read book The Boy Who Picked His Nose written by Sara Van Buskirk and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-20 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cute boy learns a BIG lesson from picking his nose.
Book Synopsis Invasion of the Nose Pickers by : Gordon Korman
Download or read book Invasion of the Nose Pickers written by Gordon Korman and published by Hyperion. This book was released on 2001-03-31 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While on a fourth-grade trip to New York City, Devin helps his friend Stan Mflxnys, a 147-year-old alien from the planet Pan, and other E.T.s try to locate the Humongan who is stealing the Pants' power supply, thereby disabling the microcomputer in Stan's nose.
Book Synopsis Yuck's Big Booger Challenge by : Matt and Dave
Download or read book Yuck's Big Booger Challenge written by Matt and Dave and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-06-04 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the first of two stories, Yuck makes a deal with his mother to stop picking his nose, making the whole family suspicious; and in the second, Yuck has a brilliant(ly disgusting) idea to make sure his mother never again nags him about wearing clean socks.
Book Synopsis NOSE PICKING NIRVANA - A Hilarious Guide to Elevating the Art of Nostril Exploration by : K. D. Gudwerck
Download or read book NOSE PICKING NIRVANA - A Hilarious Guide to Elevating the Art of Nostril Exploration written by K. D. Gudwerck and published by K. D. Gudwerk. This book was released on 2024-02-21 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embark on an uproarious adventure into the uncharted territories of nostril exploration with "Nose Picking Nirvana: A Hilarious Guide to Elevating the Art of Nostril Exploration" by the irreverently witty K.D. Gudwerck. In this sidesplitting literary escapade, Gudwerck takes you on a journey through the whimsical and absurd, proving that even the seemingly mundane act of nose picking can be an art form worthy of exploration. Within these pages, you'll discover the secrets of "The Fine Art of Nostril Selection," where Gudwerck, armed with humor as his weapon of choice, unveils the intricacies of picking the perfect nostril. From the "Tools of the Trade" to "Nostril Etiquette in Public Spaces," Gudwerck crafts a guide that not only entertains but enlightens, turning the often-overlooked art of nose picking into a laugh-out-loud experience. Join Gudwerck's whimsical journey through "Nose Liberation Yoga" and the "Nose Picking Poetry Slam," where the absurdity of life finds its voice in the unlikeliest of places. Brace yourself for the hilarity of "Nose Picking Challenges," the scientific revelations of "The Science of Snot," and the nose-connoisseur-approved "Guide to Nostril Diversity." Gudwerck's satire extends into "Nostril Feng Shui," revealing the secrets of creating the optimal ambiance for your nasal adventures. Take a humorous plunge into "Nose Picking Through History," where the act of nose picking becomes a cultural phenomenon, transcending time. "The Freedom of Nasal Expression" invites readers to liberate their noses from societal constraints, while "The Nostril Olympics" thrusts nostril enthusiasts into competitive events of epic proportions. Lastly, peer into "The Future of Nostril Exploration," a daring vision of what lies beyond the horizons of imagination. K.D. Gudwerck, the literary escape artist, broke free from the confines of engineering and human sciences to wield the mighty pen with a twinkle in his eye. With a humorous lens that effortlessly turns equations into laughter, Gudwerck navigates the realms of fiction and non-fiction, leaving a trail of confetti-like laughter in his wake. A survivor of the corporate labyrinth, Gudwerck's creations blend satire and wit, offering more than just laughs—they provide a sneakily profound commentary on life's absurdities. His works are a mischievous game of hide-and-seek, beckoning readers to don detective hats and uncover the treasures between the lines. K.D. Gudwerck has transformed the mundane into the extraordinary, the serious into the side-splitting, and emerged as a literary luminary for those seeking laughter with a sprinkle of wisdom. So, fasten your seatbelts, prepare for a whimsical journey through Gudwerck's creations, and let every turn of phrase tickle your funny bone!
Book Synopsis I'm a Booger... Treat Me with Respect! by : Julia Cook
Download or read book I'm a Booger... Treat Me with Respect! written by Julia Cook and published by . This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents an overview of what boogers are, the purpose they serve in the body, and how to dispose of them in a sanitary manner.
Download or read book On the Nose written by Hans Florine and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2016-09-01 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hans Florine embodies the genius of "and"—collaborative and competitive, fast and safe, audacious and disciplined, visionary and quantitative. The themes that run through Florine's 101 ascents of Yosemite's most iconic route can benefit people who will never climb a rock, indeed anyone inspired by the idea of a passionate, lifelong quest of any type. —Jim Collins, author of Good to Great Hans Florine is a big-wall climbing legend in his own time. He holds the speed record on the Nose route of El Capitan, a 3,000-foot granite cliff in Yosemite Valley that’s considered the Everest of the rock-climbing world. Ascending the Nose takes most climbers anywhere from 12 to 96 hours. Florine, along with climbing partner Alex Honnold, does it in an astounding 2.5 hours. But Florine’s story is not one of super-human athletic prowess; it’s one of persistence and dogged determination. In 30 years of climbing, he's ascended the Nose a mind-blowing, death-defying 100 times, more than anyone else ever has, and most likely ever will. In On the Nose, Florine describes the most dangerous, pivotal, and inspirational of those climbs, providing a rare look inside the adrenaline-charged world of competitive climbing in Yosemite Valley. He tells of his very first attempt on the Nose, which ended in failure after 14 hours, his friendships (and rivalries) with climbing’s most colorful personalities, and his battle with Dean Potter to secure the definitive speed record on the Nose—an endeavor that’s been called the wildest competition known to man. Perhaps most interestingly, Florine attempts to answer the question why. Why would anyone undertake one of the greatest adventure epics on earth 100 times? His answers provide unique insights on how to live a satisfying life, how to achieve big goals, and how an otherwise ordinary guy can become a rock star.
Book Synopsis Marvin Redpost #2: Why Pick on Me? by : Louis Sachar
Download or read book Marvin Redpost #2: Why Pick on Me? written by Louis Sachar and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1993-02-16 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This sidesplitting chapter book in Newbery Honor–winning and bestselling author Louis Sachar’s Marvin Redpost series takes on rumors and teasing. There’s a rumor at school that Marvin Redpost picks his nose. Clarence started it, and now everyone believes it. Even Marvin’s friends are embarrassed to be seen with him! Can Marvin figure out how to change everyone’s mind? Or is he doomed to be teased forever? Hilarious and relatable, Marvin Redpost is perfect for kids who love to bond with quirky characters like Junie B. Jones and George Brown, Class Clown.
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Nose Pickers Collection by : Gordon Korman
Download or read book The Ultimate Nose Pickers Collection written by Gordon Korman and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 567 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects in one book four adventures of Devin and his alien friend Stan as they work to save the planet.
Book Synopsis I Know This Much Is True by : Wally Lamb
Download or read book I Know This Much Is True written by Wally Lamb and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 1998-06-03 with total page 884 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With his stunning debut novel, She's Come Undone, Wally Lamb won the adulation of critics and readers with his mesmerizing tale of one woman's painful yet triumphant journey of self-discovery. Now, this brilliantly talented writer returns with I Know This Much Is True, a heartbreaking and poignant multigenerational saga of the reproductive bonds of destruction and the powerful force of forgiveness. A masterpiece that breathtakingly tells a story of alienation and connection, power and abuse, devastation and renewal--this novel is a contemporary retelling of an ancient Hindu myth. A proud king must confront his demons to achieve salvation. Change yourself, the myth instructs, and you will inhabit a renovated world. When you're the same brother of a schizophrenic identical twin, the tricky thing about saving yourself is the blood it leaves on your bands--the little inconvenience of the look-alike corpse at your feet. And if you're into both survival of the fittest and being your brother's keeper--if you've promised your dying mother--then say so long to sleep and hello to the middle of the night. Grab a book or a beer. Get used to Letterman's gap-toothed smile of the absurd, or the view of the bedroom ceiling, or the influence of random selection. Take it from a godless insomniac. Take it from the uncrazy twin--the guy who beat the biochemical rap. Dominick Birdsey's entire life has been compromised and constricted by anger and fear, by the paranoid schizophrenic twin brother he both deeply loves and resents, and by the past they shared with their adoptive father, Ray, a spit-and-polish ex-Navy man (the five-foot-six-inch sleeping giant who snoozed upstairs weekdays in the spare room and built submarines at night), and their long-suffering mother, Concettina, a timid woman with a harelip that made her shy and self-conscious: She holds a loose fist to her face to cover her defective mouth--her perpetual apology to the world for a birth defect over which she'd had no control. Born in the waning moments of 1949 and the opening minutes of 1950, the twins are physical mirror images who grow into separate yet connected entities: the seemingly strong and protective yet fearful Dominick, his mother's watchful "monkey"; and the seemingly weak and sweet yet noble Thomas, his mother's gentle "bunny." From childhood, Dominick fights for both separation and wholeness--and ultimately self-protection--in a house of fear dominated by Ray, a bully who abuses his power over these stepsons whose biological father is a mystery. I was still afraid of his anger but saw how he punished weakness--pounced on it. Out of self-preservation I hid my fear, Dominick confesses. As for Thomas, he just never knew how to play defense. He just didn't get it. But Dominick's talent for survival comes at an enormous cost, including the breakup of his marriage to the warm, beautiful Dessa, whom he still loves. And it will be put to the ultimate test when Thomas, a Bible-spouting zealot, commits an unthinkable act that threatens the tenuous balance of both his and Dominick's lives. To save himself, Dominick must confront not only the pain of his past but the dark secrets he has locked deep within himself, and the sins of his ancestors--a quest that will lead him beyond the confines of his blue-collar New England town to the volcanic foothills of Sicily 's Mount Etna, where his ambitious and vengefully proud grandfather and a namesake Domenico Tempesta, the sostegno del famiglia, was born. Each of the stories Ma told us about Papa reinforced the message that he was the boss, that he ruled the roost, that what he said went. Searching for answers, Dominick turns to the whispers of the dead, to the pages of his grandfather's handwritten memoir, The History of Domenico Onofrio Tempesta, a Great Man from Humble Beginnings. Rendered with touches of magic realism, Domenico's fablelike tale--in which monkeys enchant and religious statues weep--becomes the old man's confession--an unwitting legacy of contrition that reveals the truth's of Domenico's life, Dominick learns that power, wrongly used, defeats the oppressor as well as the oppressed, and now, picking through the humble shards of his deconstructed life, he will search for the courage and love to forgive, to expiate his and his ancestors' transgressions, and finally to rebuild himself beyond the haunted shadow of his twin. Set against the vivid panoply of twentieth-century America and filled with richly drawn, memorable characters, this deeply moving and thoroughly satisfying novel brings to light humanity's deepest needs and fears, our aloneness, our desire for love and acceptance, our struggle to survive at all costs. Joyous, mystical, and exquisitely written, I Know This Much Is True is an extraordinary reading experience that will leave no reader untouched.
