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Book Synopsis The Rules for Cats by : Susan Waggoner
Download or read book The Rules for Cats written by Susan Waggoner and published by Smithmark Publishers. This book was released on 1998 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A parody of the best-selling book on dating for women, The Rules, presents nearly one hundred rules that govern the inscrutable behavior of cats, accompanied by forty delightful, original full-color illustrations.
Book Synopsis The Cat Rules (everything, Including the Dog!) by : William J. Thomas
Download or read book The Cat Rules (everything, Including the Dog!) written by William J. Thomas and published by Viking. This book was released on 2007-01-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From William J. Thomas, author of the runaway bestseller The Dog Rules (Damn Near Everything!), comes the perfect companion: The Cat Rules (Everything, Including the Dog!). Hysterics and hijinks surround his handsome but devious companion Weggie, a clever little devil whose antics could cause the Pope to curse. The scourge of the screen door and a hockey player to boot, Weggie's story provides a spirited romp through life along the lake. With essential "rules" for successful human/cat cohabitation, including how to name your pet and rules for rookie owners, The Cat Rules is a must-have for anyone who loves (and occasionally scorns) their beloved pet. The Cat Rules as they apply to play Rule 1 Fully extended claws and completely bared fangs are signs that playtime is over. Rule 4 More catnip? The neighbours already think we're running a grow-op. Rule 6 You got yourself up there; you get yourself down. No, the fire department said next time they'd bill us. Rule 10 It's called "fetch." Dogs love this game. Now can I rest for a while? Please?
Download or read book Cats Rule written by Bob Lovka and published by Lumina Press. This book was released on 2000 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A blessing for cat owners everywhere, this fun-filled book uncovers the feline Bill of Rights and many other treasures people have never been privy to. Full color.
Book Synopsis The Rules for Cats by : Leigh A. Jasheway
Download or read book The Rules for Cats written by Leigh A. Jasheway and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 1997 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious takekoff of The Rules gives funny advice to cats on how best to get what they want out of life, even a life as lavish as Morris the Cat with his Limo and scratching post in the back seat. Original.
Download or read book Feline Philosophy written by John Gray and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of Straw Dogs, famous for his provocative critiques of scientific hubris and the delusions of progress and humanism, turns his attention to cats—and what they reveal about humans' torturous relationship to the world and to themselves. The history of philosophy has been a predictably tragic or comical succession of palliatives for human disquiet. Thinkers from Spinoza to Berdyaev have pursued the perennial questions of how to be happy, how to be good, how to be loved, and how to live in a world of change and loss. But perhaps we can learn more from cats--the animal that has most captured our imagination--than from the great thinkers of the world. In Feline Philosophy, the philosopher John Gray discovers in cats a way of living that is unburdened by anxiety and self-consciousness, showing how they embody answers to the big questions of love and attachment, mortality, morality, and the Self: Montaigne's house cat, whose un-examined life may have been the one worth living; Meo, the Vietnam War survivor with an unshakable capacity for "fearless joy"; and Colette's Saha, the feline heroine of her subversive short story "The Cat", a parable about the pitfalls of human jealousy. Exploring the nature of cats, and what we can learn from it, Gray offers a profound, thought-provoking meditation on the follies of human exceptionalism and our fundamentally vulnerable and lonely condition. He charts a path toward a life without illusions and delusions, revealing how we can endure both crisis and transformation, and adapt to a changed scene, as cats have always done.
Book Synopsis The Rules for Cats by : Bradford Telford
Download or read book The Rules for Cats written by Bradford Telford and published by Dutton Adult. This book was released on 1997 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since ancient times, when the Egyptians positively worshiped cats, felines have known how to captivate the hearts of the humans who own them. What is their secret? Passed down from generation to generation, these Rules will insure that a cat gets respect & dignity . . . while reducing humans to grinning foolishly & cooing, "Isn't kitty cute!" even when the cat is clawing the sofa or knocking over a houseplant. With the Rules, cats have been able to dominate humans with little more than a flick of the tail, a restrained purr, & a poignant meow. And now humans can read & enjoy these simple guidelines. A delightful parody -- & the rest hilariously funny truth.
Book Synopsis The Cat Rule Book by : Deni Raqueteur
Download or read book The Cat Rule Book written by Deni Raqueteur and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-08 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Of all the cat books on the market, this is the one that will tell you what your cat is really thinking. Cats have been seen as mysterious and inscrutable characters for many centuries, yet they live by a set of rules that have developed through the ages. They make perfect sense once you find out what they are. For the first time in history, one cat has broken ranks to put them into print. Dictated to his human servant, Lucky the Cat has shared the text of The Cat Rule Book in a form that is invaluable for any human who is in service to a cat. For the first time ever, humans are to be allowed into the secret doctrine of cat-ness and to understand why a cat asks for food and then dances round the cat bowl, sleeps in weird places and positions and meows to be let through a door that was just opened for him a moment before. If you only buy one cat book this year, make it this one. No other book will give you as much insight into the mind of your cat than The Cat Rule Book.
Download or read book The Rules written by Max Thompson and published by . This book was released on 2008-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: People, you need help. Truly you do. You bring home these cute little balls of fur and squeal with delight over how cute it is, declare your life to have Complete Meaning, and then get upset when your new Life's Purpose poops in the sink. You need to know the rules. You need to know the truth. Max "The Psychokitty" Thompson, a renowned expert on All Things Kitty, has decided to share the breadth of his wisdom and the depth of his knowledge garnered through many in-depth discussion with kitties online. This is his gift to you, the people owned by cats. A gift that will cost you less than $15...because that's how generous he is.
Download or read book Dog Rules written by William Thomas and published by Penguin Canada. This book was released on 2008-01-15 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Before there was Marley and Me, there was the The Dog Rules (Damn Near Everything!). In William J. Thomas's nationally bestselling book, he and his handsome border collie/Australian shepherd Jake take you on a wild and wacky walk along the road of cohabitation between man and man's best friend.
Book Synopsis The Other End of the Leash by : Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.
Download or read book The Other End of the Leash written by Patricia McConnell, Ph.D. and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2009-02-19 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.
Download or read book Cat Rules written by William Thomas and published by Penguin Books Canada. This book was released on 2008-01-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From William J. Thomas, author of the runaway bestseller The Dog Rules (Damn Near Everything!) comes The Cat Rules (Everything, Including the Dog!). Hysterics and hijinks surround Thomas's handsome but devious companion Weggie, a clever little devil that could cause the Pope to curse. The scourge of the screen door and a hockey player to boot, Weggie provides a spirited romp through life along the lake
Book Synopsis Pete the Cat: Three Bite Rule by : James Dean
Download or read book Pete the Cat: Three Bite Rule written by James Dean and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-11-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on the Amazon Prime Video original series that was inspired by the classic bestselling picture book series! Pete the Cat is whipping up a delicious dish for his class’s potluck. Pete can’t wait to share his banana casserole with his classmates. It’s his favorite lunch! But it turns out that his friend Grumpy Toad hates bananas. How can he hate bananas if he's never tried one before? Pete shows Grumpy trying something new can be supercool and groovy with the “Three Bite Rule.” This brand-new Pete the Cat picture book retells groovy moments from the show!
Book Synopsis Cats For Dummies by : Gina Spadafori
Download or read book Cats For Dummies written by Gina Spadafori and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2020-03-11 with total page 471 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everything you need to take care of your feline friend Cats are the purrfect pets: they’re relatively easy to care for, a blast to play with, and sure to win the heart of every member of your family with their loving nature—and sometimes sassy demeanor! Cats For Dummies gives you expert insight into everything from cat behavior to what makes each type of feline unique. With this easy-to-understand guide, you'll be able to tackle those tough cat-astrophes from dealing with problem behaviors like scratching the furniture and missing the litter box—all while learning to understand what your cat is trying to tell you. Happily bring a cat or kitten into your life Keep your new four-legged family member comfortable and safe Live a happy feline-friendly life Keep your cat in prime health Whether you're looking to get your first kitten or adopt a senior cat, this book covers all the basics of feline cat care.
Book Synopsis Cats and All about Them by : Frances Simpson
Download or read book Cats and All about Them written by Frances Simpson and published by . This book was released on 1902 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Cat Rules written by Andrea Donner and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anyone who owns a feline knows that cats typically rule the roost, the house, and almost everything else! However, cats also possess some inherent, commendable traits that when observed closely, can stir admiration in any mere mortal. Cats are by nature perceptive, serene, playful, intelligent, self-respecting, and of course, curious. In this delightful gift book, these and other essential cat traits are presented through a combination of outstanding photography and motivating quotations, each guaranteed to inspire readers and enchant cat lovers.
Author :United States. Congress. House. Committee on Agriculture. Subcommittee on Department Operations, Research, and Foreign Agriculture Publisher : ISBN 13 : Total Pages :328 pages Book Rating :4.3/5 (121 download)
Book Synopsis Improved Standards for Laboratory Animals Act; and Enforcement of the Animal Welfare Act by the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service by : United States. Congress. House. Committee on Agriculture. Subcommittee on Department Operations, Research, and Foreign Agriculture
Download or read book Improved Standards for Laboratory Animals Act; and Enforcement of the Animal Welfare Act by the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service written by United States. Congress. House. Committee on Agriculture. Subcommittee on Department Operations, Research, and Foreign Agriculture and published by . This book was released on 1985 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Concerning Cats by : Helen Maria Winslow
Download or read book Concerning Cats written by Helen Maria Winslow and published by . This book was released on 1900 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Concerning Cats: My Own and Some Others by Helen Maria Winslow, first published in 1900, is a rare manuscript, the original residing in one of the great libraries of the world. This book is a reproduction of that original, which has been scanned and cleaned by state-of-the-art publishing tools for better readability and enhanced appreciation. Restoration Editors' mission is to bring long out of print manuscripts back to life. Some smudges, annotations or unclear text may still exist, due to permanent damage to the original work. We believe the literary significance of the text justifies offering this reproduction, allowing a new generation to appreciate it.
