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The Poo Bomb

Author : Jeff Vogel
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780740750458
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (54 download)

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Download or read book The Poo Bomb written by Jeff Vogel and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2005-03 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author Jeff Vogel did not go into parenthood with any delusions. He knew that he would love his daughter, and that was terrifying. What if he screwed up? And he knew that life with a baby would be different, that it would be filled with an endless stream of filthy diapers, unexplained wailing, and sleepless nights. Not to mention no sex. The parenting books painted a picture of smart, communicative babies and mindless, limitless joy, but he knew they were lying to him. So he wrote his own book. The Poo Bomb: True Tales of Parental Terror recounts, in a no-punches-pulled style, the first year of life of Cordelia, Jeff's freshly hatched, gooey human girl. The first year of parenthood isn't about joy or fulfillment. It is about menial labor, wiping up human waste, and marking time until the kid is old enough to run and play and thank you for its life. Jeff chronicles the journey through the morass of year one week by week. Rich with irreverent honesty and humor, The Poo Bomb is the reality show of parenting books: It reflects what most parents have sometimes guiltily felt about their not-so-delightful bundles of joy.

Ninja Poo Gets Revenge

Author : Zuni Blue
Publisher : Saved Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Ninja Poo Gets Revenge written by Zuni Blue and published by Saved Press. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The D-twin Adventures continue with Ninja Poo Gets Revenge, an action-packed short story. Dixon's dad told him to put the dog poo in the bin. He should've listened. Now Dixon and Daria must face Ninja Poo and his deadly weapons in the stinkiest, messiest fight in history! ---- Relevant words or phrases that describe this book: monster story book, children’s horror books, ninja books for kids

The Inconceivable Adventures of Cabbage Boy

Author : Steven London
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1460259238
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (62 download)

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Download or read book The Inconceivable Adventures of Cabbage Boy written by Steven London and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2014-12-02 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The second book in The Inconceivable Adventures of Cabbage Boy series finds our hero, Ralph Spitzle, a.k.a. Cabbage Boy, recovering from his great battle against the evil Cabbage Roller. The start of school brings the hope for normal after the summer's insanity. Ralph soon discovers that Grade 5 will be a difficult year. Hiding his secret identity from his friends is hard. Handling the return of an old friend is harder. But the sudden appearance of a super villain who challenges everything that is important to Ralph shakes him to the core......

Everything's Perfect

Author : Nicole Kennedy
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1800240155
Total Pages : 389 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (2 download)

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Download or read book Everything's Perfect written by Nicole Kennedy and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2021-06-10 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Funny, timely and absolutely pitch perfect. I loved this unfiltered look at the world of influencers.' Clare Mackintosh Get ready for an Insta-Perfect Christmas! Cassie Holliday is at the top of her game. A glamorous wife and mother with 1.3 million Instagram followers, she posts images of her gorgeous husband and cute twins online every day. But it's not easy living the perfect life, and never more so than at Christmas. There aren't enough hand-stitched stocking advent calendars in the world that can gloss over the reality: Cassie's marriage is at breaking point, her finances are precarious and, for the first time in years, no brands want to sponsor her insta-perfect Christmas decor. When she befriends Beth, a quiet new mum who doesn't follow social media, Cassie can finally be herself. Beth only knows the real her: the tired mum who wants to snuggle in her pyjamas and drink wine by the fire. But then Cassie discovers Beth has a secret social media account, and offline friendship tips into online rivalry... Join Cassie, Beth and the rest of the flawed but lovable gang of Insta-Parents as they navigate the festive season... come December, who will be top of the (Christmas) tree? Praise for Everything's Perfect: 'Thought provoking, fluid, vivid... and a reminder to us all that our inside lives rarely reflect what we show on the outside. I loved it.' Lia Louis, author of Eight Perfect Hours 'I couldn't put it down... Nicole Kennedy writes so brilliantly about the weird world we live in.' Lucy Vine, author of Bad Choices 'A witty, no-filter glance at the reality of becoming – and remaining – a social media influencer.' Louise Hare, author of This Lovely City 'A fresh, eye-opening look into the fascinating world of "insta mums".' Katy Colins, author of The Best is Yet to Come 'A smart and thought-provoking read about friendship, parenting and the pressure to appear perfect... Witty and relatable.' Holly Miller 'If you have any interest at all in the strange world of "influencers", this book is The One... I felt like I'd been spied on. Thought provoking and laugh out loud funny. A perfect summer read.' Sarah Turner

The Pet Poo Pocket Guide

Author : Rose Seemann
Publisher : New Society Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1550925881
Total Pages : 179 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (59 download)

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Download or read book The Pet Poo Pocket Guide written by Rose Seemann and published by New Society Publishers. This book was released on 2015-05-01 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get the scoop on reducing the environmental footprint of your furry friends Eighty-three million dogs and ninety-six million cats call the United States home. Dogs alone produce enough waste to fill more than 1,091 football fields 1 foot deep in a single year. Add billions of plastic pick-up bags to the mix and season well with tons of litter box waste. Scoop a hefty portion into local landfills and seal it tightly to ensure optimal methane production. Clearly, this is a recipe for disaster. Dog and cat owners who trash their pets' offerings daily are in denial about how much waste is produced and what happens to it. Those who want to make the responsible choice often turn to the internet, only to find misleading, confusing, and contradictory information. The Pet Poo Pocket Guide will help you reduce your pet's environmental paw print with: Best practices for cycling pet waste back to nature Suggestions on how to tailor your approach based on location, situation, weather, needs, or available time Instructions for using your composted pet waste safely to enrich your soil and nourish ornamental plants With recycling tactics clearly indicated as "easy," "moderate," or "demanding," The Pet Poo Pocket Guide offers something for everyone. This no-nonsense guide is a must-read for any pet owner who is concerned about the environmental impact of their best friend, and is seeking a safe and practical solution. Rose Seemann is the owner and operator of EnviroWagg, a company dedicated to collecting and composting canine waste into safe, nutrient-rich garden soil.

WIZARD ISLAND Child of the Orb

Author : Terry Morris
Publisher : Terrence Thomas Morris
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 315 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book WIZARD ISLAND Child of the Orb written by Terry Morris and published by Terrence Thomas Morris. This book was released on 2019-11-25 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A magical orb. A two-hundred-year prophecy destined to change everything. And three squabbling siblings. When a seven-foot Enchanter and his three-inch sidekick arrive at the front door, Casper, a scrawny little runt with a monstrous fart, his bossy sister Charlotte, and egghead brother Dexter discover they are wizards and that one of them, as foretold in a centuries-old prophecy, is the Child of the Orb and destined to become the most powerful wizard in the universe. But first this oddball bunch of unlikely heroes must embark on a perilous journey to find the Orb that's been lost for two hundred years. Fail and the enchanted world will be lost forever. This delightful fantasy tale is perfect for young readers and equally perfect for grown-ups too. Funny, scary, magical, and just a little bit smelly, the first book in the Wizard Island saga ends with a satisfying bang while leaving the door open for more adventures to come...

You Don't Know Sh*t

Author : Doug Mayer
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN 13 : 1429984112
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book You Don't Know Sh*t written by Doug Mayer and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brilliant miscellany of all things scatalogical "You Don't Know Sh*t glides from the sublime heights of human ingenuity to the lowest of the lower depths. It's the ultimate human journey."—Frederick Kaufman, author of Wasteland It's part of all of our lives. But how much do you really know about poop, scat, sh*t, excrement? From the historical to the scientific, the cultural to the gross, You Don't Know Sh*t packs a load of solid information into one tidy volume: --how great civilizations have pooped through the ages --why some poop floats and other poop sinks --the final word on whether people have individual brands of bathroom smells --what your sh*t (and sh*tting style) says about you --how astronauts poop in space --a complete glossary of terms and euphemisms for man's most fundamental function --fun facts about everything from the first flush, the famous Thomas Crapper, and the differences in bathroom basics around the world --a cloud's worth of information about farts, too!

Icky Poo Book

Author : Klutz Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781591742418
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book Icky Poo Book written by Klutz Press and published by . This book was released on 2007-08 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Official Icky Poo Book is a collection of 36 only-from-Klutz activities designed around this wonder of weird science. It comes with two irresistible ropes of what scientists like to call an "elastomeric gelatinous compound." Games such as Icky Poo Plop, Frog Tongue Darts, and the ever-exciting Hold It & Scream allow for solo challenges or mob madness.

Wandering Time

Author : Luis Alberto Urrea
Publisher : University of Arizona Press
ISBN 13 : 9780816518661
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (186 download)

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Download or read book Wandering Time written by Luis Alberto Urrea and published by University of Arizona Press. This book was released on 1999-01-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fleeing a failed marriage and haunted by ghosts of his past, Luis Alberto Urrea jumped into his car several years ago and headed west. Driving cross-country with a cat named Rest Stop, Urrea wandered the West from one year's Spring through the next. Hiking into aspen forests where leaves "shiver and tinkle like bells" and poking alongside creeks in the Rockies, he sought solace and wisdom. In the forested mountains he learned not only the names of trees—he learned how to live. As nature opened Urrea's eyes, writing opened his heart. In journal entries that sparkle with discovery, Urrea ruminates on music, poetry, and the landscape. With wonder and spontaneity, he relates tales of marmots, geese, bears, and fellow travelers. He makes readers feel mountain air "so crisp you feel you could crunch it in your mouth" and reminds us all to experience the magic and healing of small gestures, ordinary people, and common creatures. Urrea has been heralded as one of the most talented writers of his generation. In poems, novels, and nonfiction, he has explored issues of family, race, language, and poverty with candor, compassion, and often astonishing power. Wandering Time offers his most intimate work to date, a luminous account of his own search for healing and redemption.

Laughter And Thought

Author : Matthew Miles
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1257839683
Total Pages : 147 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (578 download)

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Download or read book Laughter And Thought written by Matthew Miles and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-06-20 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of short stories and essays that range from entertaining to thought provoking. It has stories that covers important things like "What if I spit gum on the sidewalk? Will that get my city destroyed?" and What if the US Navy had a fleet of giant leeches under their command?" In the essays there are topics that include a review of several books, an analysis of you as your own God and why drugs, marijuana in particular, should not be legalized. It's a smooth read and is sure to get you laughing and thinking!

The Other Dark Matter

Author : Lina Zeldovich
Publisher : University of Chicago Press
ISBN 13 : 022661557X
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (266 download)

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Download or read book The Other Dark Matter written by Lina Zeldovich and published by University of Chicago Press. This book was released on 2021-11-19 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The history of human waste. How I learned to love the excrement; The early history of human excreta; Treasure nigh soil as if it were gold!; The water closet dilemma and the sewage farm paradigm; Germs, fertilizer, and the poop police -- The present: a sludge revolution in progress. The great sewage time bomb and the redistribution of nutrients on the planet; Loowatt, a loo that turns waste into watts; The crap that cooks your dinner and container-based sanitation; HomeBiogas : your personal digester in a box; Made in New York; Lystek, the home of sewage smoothies; How DC water makes biosolids BLOOM; From biosolids to biofuels -- The future of medicine and other things; Poop : the best (and cheapest medicine; Looking where the sun doesn't shine; From the kindness of one's gut : an insider look into stool banks -- Afterword : breathing poetry into poop.

How to Survive Time Travel

Author : Larry Hayes
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1471198375
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (711 download)

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Download or read book How to Survive Time Travel written by Larry Hayes and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-05-26 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lift off in the hilarious edge-of-your-seat adventure series that is a home alone story with a difference! Written by the inimitable Larry Hayes and hilariously illustrated by Katie Abey, this is the perfect read for fans of David Solomons, Tom Gates and Back to the Future! Fresh from saving their parents from the jaws of frenzied billionaire Mr Noah, ten-year-old Eliza and her genius little brother, Johnnie, are called upon once again. Their parents have disappeared into thin air and it’s up to the kids to save the day, travelling back in time to 5000 BC Egypt! Can they overcome friendly locals, a mysterious boy-god, snakes, a rainbow-coloured Sphinx and another plot to end the world? And – most importantly of all – will they survive TIME TRAVEL? For more out-of-this-world adventure don't forget to read about Eliza and Johnnie's first adventure in How to Survive Without Grown-Ups. Out now!

What Do You Do All Day?

Author : Amy Scheibe
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1429936428
Total Pages : 324 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book What Do You Do All Day? written by Amy Scheibe and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2006-08-22 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amy Scheibe's debut novel is a fresh, funny, witty take on the magic manic days of young motherhood. Her Jennifer Bradley is a thoroughly modern mommy—a former club kid who is married to the man of her dreams and who quit a fabulous job as an antiquarian objects dealer to raise her two children: Georgia, a very advanced age 4, and baby Max. But it's alarmingly easy to spin a stay-at-home mommy's world on its axis—and Jennifer's is whirling. If it's not her mother-in-law on her tail to expose her precious grandchildren to a better element (not to mention pointing out that dangerous concrete floor in their loft), it's her husband Thom announcing he'll be on the road to Singapore for the next who-knows how long. And is this really the right time for her dad to announce that her mother isn't exactly who Jennifer thinks she is? Or for the ex-boyfriend—aka the Adult Child Actor—to come back on the scene? An American answer to Alison Pearson's I Don't Know How She Does It, What Do You Do All Day? is a sparkling, lovable novel for mommies of all kinds—whether in the trenches or out on the hustings.

John Dies at the End

Author : Jason Pargin
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 142995678X
Total Pages : 479 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book John Dies at the End written by Jason Pargin and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2009-09-29 with total page 479 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: John Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town--and the world--from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions. Now a Major Motion Picture. "[Pargin] is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King... 'page-turner' is an understatement." —Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm I-V, Bubba Ho-tep STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me. The important thing is this: The sauce is a drug, and it gives users a window into another dimension. John and I never had the chance to say no. You still do. I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: None of this was my fault.

The George Carlin Letters

Author : Sally Wade
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451607768
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book The George Carlin Letters written by Sally Wade and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-01-25 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The woman who knew and loved him best reveals the secret, softer side of comedian George Carlin through writings in his own hand.

Sensors and Instrumentation, Aircraft/Aerospace, Energy Harvesting & Dynamic Environments Testing, Volume 7

Author : Chad Walber
Publisher : Springer
ISBN 13 : 3030126765
Total Pages : 417 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (31 download)

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Download or read book Sensors and Instrumentation, Aircraft/Aerospace, Energy Harvesting & Dynamic Environments Testing, Volume 7 written by Chad Walber and published by Springer. This book was released on 2019-05-03 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sensors and Instrumentation, Aircraft/Aerospace and Energy Harvesting, Volume 7: Proceedings of the 37th IMAC, A Conference and Exposition on Structural Dynamics, 2019, the seventh volume of eight from the Conference brings together contributions to this important area of research and engineering. The collection presents early findings and case studies on fundamental and applied aspects of Shock & Vibration, Aircraft/Aerospace, Energy Harvesting & Dynamic Environments Testing including papers on: Alternative Sensing & Acquisition Active Controls Instrumentation Aircraft/Aerospace & Aerospace Testing Techniques Energy Harvesting

Suzy P, Forever Me

Author : Karen Saunders
Publisher : Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.
ISBN 13 : 1783702060
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (837 download)

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Download or read book Suzy P, Forever Me written by Karen Saunders and published by Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.. This book was released on 2015-01-01 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Suzy P's made a promise that she can't keep. Kind of a big promise. To her entire school! Why, oh why, did she say The Drifting would be performing at the Collinsbrooke fundraiser? As if trying to sort out that mess wasn't enough, she also needs to make sure Dad's birthday bash isn't a total disaster - especially as he's already showing signs of a mid-life crisis. . . Suzy has her best mates helping out, but will she be able to pull off TWO parties of a lifetime?