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Book Synopsis Star Wars by : Giggles a Lott and Nee Slapper
Download or read book Star Wars written by Giggles a Lott and Nee Slapper and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-19 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These are the Jokes you're looking for! Giggles & Slapper's third Joke Book for kids takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, filled with everything from classic Star Wars jokes, cartoons, and Rebus puzzles, to new jokes paying homage to the latest installments to the franchise. Perfect for kids (Ages 8-12 plus) How long did Han Solo live? All his life Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under age 3? He's a choking hazard! What does Admiral Ackbar take when he is tired? It's a NAP! What do you call a Zombie Ewok? The Ewoking Dead When did Baby Yoda say his first word? Right after his second word Star Wars: The Jokes Awaken is unofficial and unauthorized.
Book Synopsis Awakening Genius in the Classroom by : Thomas Armstrong
Download or read book Awakening Genius in the Classroom written by Thomas Armstrong and published by ASCD. This book was released on 1998 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Armstrong argues that genius comes in many different forms and that too often we overlook or even "shut down" that genius in students.
Book Synopsis Star Wars Joke Book by : Lucasfilm Ltd
Download or read book Star Wars Joke Book written by Lucasfilm Ltd and published by Egmont Books Limited. This book was released on 2015-05-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's comedy contest night at Jabba the Hutt's palace, and all of your favourite Star Wars heroes and villains have brought their best jokes. Who will be the winner? You decide!
Book Synopsis Jurassic Jokes by : Giggles a Lott and Nee Slapper
Download or read book Jurassic Jokes written by Giggles a Lott and Nee Slapper and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-04-03 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh and Learn with Jurassic Jokes! Time to tickle your prehistoric funny bone with Jurassic Jokes: A Joke Book 65 Million Years in the Making! Any junior paleontologist or dinosaur enthusiasts will love this illustrated joke book filled with new and classic prehistoric animal jokes. From the minds of authors Giggles A. Lott and Nee Slapper this dino joke fest is also filled with cartoons and humorous illustrations perfect for kids (Ages 8-12 plus). What do you call a Triceratops fart? A blast from the past What did Tyrannosaurus Rex never eat for dinner? Breakfast and Lunch Why did the Mosasaurus blush? It saw the Ocean's bottom What do you do if you find a blue Stegosaurus Cheer him up What do you call an Iguanodon without an eye? Guanodon Jurassic Jokes seeks to not only entertain but to educate as well. The real names of lesser-known dinosaurs and prehistoric animals are included in the jokes and in the Primeval Fun Facts which are scattered throughout. Readers will laugh and learn about prehistoric animals and dinosaurs they might not have heard of before, like the terrifying Titanoboa and the tiny Micropachycephalosaurus -one of the smallest dinosaurs but has the longest name! Jurassic Jokes is the perfect gift for any young dinosaur enthusiast.
Book Synopsis Awake in This Life by : Michael McAlister
Download or read book Awake in This Life written by Michael McAlister and published by Infinite Smile Sangha. This book was released on 2008-05-03 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the groundbreaking book Awake in This Life, Michael McAlister offers an alternative path to uncovering an enlightened perspective amidst our busy lives.
Download or read book Awaken His Eyes written by Jason Tesar and published by 4shadow LLC. This book was released on 2012 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The physical dimension is fractured. What remain are numerous fragmented worlds moving simultaneously through time, sharing a common history, connected only by a guarded portal. On a parallel earth, in the city of Bastul, Colonel Adair Lorus disappears while investigating the death of an informant, triggering a series of events which will tear his family apart and set in motion the resolution of an ancient struggle. Kael, sentenced to death after rising up against the cruel leadership of his new step-father, is rescued from prison and trained in the arts of war by a mystical order of clerics. Excelling in every aspect of his training, Kael inwardly struggles to give himself fully to the methods of his new family, or the god they worship. Maeryn, bitter over the disappearance of her husband and supposed execution of her son, fears for her life at the hands of her newly appointed husband. Finding comfort and purpose in her unborn child, she determines to undermine his authority by reaching out to an underground social movement known as the Resistance. After being forced from his home, Kael's former mentor, Saba, uncovers a clue to Adair's disappearance. Sensing a connection to his own forgotten past, Saba begins an investigation which leads to the discovery of a secret military organization operating within the Orudan Empire. In book one of his bestselling debut series, Jason Tesar launches an epic saga that will journey from earth's mythological past to its post-apocalyptic future, blending the genres of fantasy, sci-fi, and military/political suspense.
Download or read book Andalon Awakens written by T.B. Phillips and published by Andalon Press. This book was released on 2019-06-24 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ***** Winner! 2021 Independent Press Award! ***** Two Worlds Collide in Andalon Here is the first volume of T.B. Phillips’ action-packed series Dreamers of Andalon. Critics agree that his characters are so vivid they come to life, driving the reader to tears of both dread and celebration as he paints a world directly into your mind. This modern fantasy combines magic with emotion while promising political intrigue and adventure. Each page transports you to a realm of dueling worlds, one advanced and the other locked in the age of sail and pirates. Andalon Awakens Many years from now, in a world in which we have all been forgotten, the Caldera of Cinder erupts and Andalon descends into chaos. Pirates and outlaws ally against tyranny as magical powers awaken at alarming rates, unraveling the plans of the evil Falconers. These dark administrators harvest children who could potentially manipulate the elements, stealing their abilities for a darker purpose. The heroes of this tale include Eusari Thorinson, kidnapped and sold at a young age. She must choose vengeance against those responsible for the pain she endured in evil hands, or choose to challenge the Falconers beside Braen Braston - a quiet outcast from the northern kingdom of Fjorik. Across the continent Robert Esterling fights to come of age and struggles with physical limitations while leading a civil war against his usurper brother - the leader chosen by the Falconers. He must decide the fate of thousands of refugees from the west, the hated and feared Pescari and their powerful goddess of fire. Follow these unlikely heroes as they face political intrigue and work through personal barriers. Read along as they learn to use their powers without destroying the very people they feel compelled to save. Gasp as they discover a much more dangerous foe than Andalon ever dreamed. Andalon Awakens is an emotional ride that will lead you to laughter, tears, and gasps along the way. T. B. Phillips is a craftsman who toys with your heart and leads you by the hand through expert world building, putting you inside each of his characters. "Sometimes you read a book and realize you're reading art. This book does that." "I was absolutely blown away by the rich descriptions and well-formed action sequences. This book is a clinic in writing artistry. It was outstanding in every regard. If there was an option for a sixth star, this book should get it. This book was turned up to 11 all the way to the end. Nice Work." - ZombieTex, ⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ "A fantastic tale with pirates, sword fights, magic, love, betrayal, secrets and more!" "TB Phillips is becoming a master-craftsman weaving a beautiful tapestry of characters, adventure and wonder. The imagery of the battles at sea, the Pescari people, and even the evil that lurks behind the book cover is magnificently written. You will latch onto each character and hope your beloved favorites survive to the end of the series. Phillips has a vivid imagination that compels the reader to turn the pages faster and faster until they finish with a desire to read more." - Maria Thompson, ⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑
Book Synopsis The Awakening of Malcolm X by : Ilyasah Shabazz
Download or read book The Awakening of Malcolm X written by Ilyasah Shabazz and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR). This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Awakening of Malcolm X is a powerful narrative account of the activist's adolescent years in jail, written by his daughter Ilyasah Shabazz along with 2019 Coretta Scott King-John Steptoe award-winning author, Tiffany D. Jackson. No one can be at peace until he has his freedom. In Charlestown Prison, Malcolm Little struggles with the weight of his past. Plagued by nightmares, Malcolm drifts through days, unsure of his future. Slowly, he befriends other prisoners and writes to his family. He reads all the books in the prison library, joins the debate team and the Nation of Islam. Malcolm grapples with race, politics, religion, and justice in the 1940s. And as his time in jail comes to an end, he begins to awaken -- emerging from prison more than just Malcolm Little: Now, he is Malcolm X. Here is an intimate look at Malcolm X's young adult years. While this book chronologically follows X: A Novel, it can be read as a stand-alone historical novel that invites larger discussions on black power, prison reform, and civil rights.
Download or read book Awaken Online written by Travis Bagwell and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-23 with total page 526 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jason logs into Awaken Online fed-up with reality. He's in desperate need of an escape, and this game is his ticket to finally feeling the type of power and freedom that's so sorely lacking in his real life. Awaken Online is a brand new virtual reality game that just hit the market, promising an unprecedented level of immersion. Yet Jason quickly finds himself pushed down a path he didn't expect. In this game, he isn't the hero. There are no damsels to save. There are no bad guys to vanquish. In fact, he might just be the villain. (This novel contains graphic violence and language. If books had ratings, it would be rated "M" for Mature)
Book Synopsis Super Silly Jokes for Kids by : Vicki Whiting
Download or read book Super Silly Jokes for Kids written by Vicki Whiting and published by Fox Chapel Publishing. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than two hundred jokes for children about everything from dinosaurs to aliens, accompanied by hilarious color illustrations! Do you know how many tickles it takes to tickle an octopus? Tentacles! From the creative minds at Kid Scoop®, an award-winning and nationally syndicated activity page for children, comes this hysterical book chock full of jokes, riddles, and puns. Kids will enjoy flipping through these pages and learning over two hundred jokes they’ve never heard before and can’t wait to tell. Featuring jokes about pirates, dinosaurs, mermaids, monsters, robots, aliens, animals, and so much more, this book provides hours of fun for young jokesters and anyone else who loves to laugh! This is a fixed-format ebook, which preserves the design and layout of the original print book
Download or read book Zizek's Jokes written by Slavoj Zizek and published by MIT Press. This book was released on 2018-02-23 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Žižek as comedian: jokes in the service of philosophy. “A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.”—Ludwig Wittgenstein The good news is that this book offers an entertaining but enlightening compilation of Žižekisms. Unlike any other book by Slavoj Žižek, this compact arrangement of jokes culled from his writings provides an index to certain philosophical, political, and sexual themes that preoccupy him. Žižek's Jokes contains the set-ups and punch lines—as well as the offenses and insults—that Žižek is famous for, all in less than 200 pages. So what's the bad news? There is no bad news. There's just the inimitable Slavoj Žižek, disguised as an impossibly erudite, politically incorrect uncle, beginning a sentence, “There is an old Jewish joke, loved by Derrida...“ For Žižek, jokes are amusing stories that offer a shortcut to philosophical insight. He illustrates the logic of the Hegelian triad, for example, with three variations of the “Not tonight, dear, I have a headache” classic: first the wife claims a migraine; then the husband does; then the wife exclaims, “Darling, I have a terrible migraine, so let's have some sex to refresh me!” A punch line about a beer bottle provides a Lacanian lesson about one signifier. And a “truly obscene” version of the famous “aristocrats” joke has the family offering a short course in Hegelian thought rather than a display of unspeakables. Žižek's Jokes contains every joke cited, paraphrased, or narrated in Žižek's work in English (including some in unpublished manuscripts), including different versions of the same joke that make different points in different contexts. The larger point being that comedy is central to Žižek's seriousness.
Book Synopsis How to Be Ultra Spiritual by : J. P. Sears
Download or read book How to Be Ultra Spiritual written by J. P. Sears and published by Sounds True. This book was released on 2017 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hi there! It s your Higher Self, here. I know we haven t talked in a while, but I just found out about this amazing new book that you have got to read! Release yourself from the bondage of only being spiritual, and step into the Newer Age of Ultra Spirituality with this amazing new book by his Enlightenedness JP Sears, How to Be Ultra Spiritual."
Download or read book The Secret written by Rhonda Byrne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-07-07 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The tenth-anniversary edition of the book that changed lives in profound ways, now with a new foreword and afterword. In 2006, a groundbreaking feature-length film revealed the great mystery of the universe—The Secret—and, later that year, Rhonda Byrne followed with a book that became a worldwide bestseller. Fragments of a Great Secret have been found in the oral traditions, in literature, in religions and philosophies throughout the centuries. For the first time, all the pieces of The Secret come together in an incredible revelation that will be life-transforming for all who experience it. In this book, you’ll learn how to use The Secret in every aspect of your life—money, health, relationships, happiness, and in every interaction you have in the world. You’ll begin to understand the hidden, untapped power that’s within you, and this revelation can bring joy to every aspect of your life. The Secret contains wisdom from modern-day teachers—men and women who have used it to achieve health, wealth, and happiness. By applying the knowledge of The Secret, they bring to light compelling stories of eradicating disease, acquiring massive wealth, overcoming obstacles, and achieving what many would regard as impossible.
Download or read book Awake written by Angelo DiLullo, Jr. and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-17 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A user's manual for the awakening process.
Book Synopsis Spring Awakening by : Frank Wedekind
Download or read book Spring Awakening written by Frank Wedekind and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-01-02 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Set in late 19th century Germany, it concerns teenagers who are discovering the inner and outer tumult of sexuality. The plays performance was threatened with closure when the city's Commissioner of Licenses claimed that the play was pornographic, due to its portrayal of abortion, homosexuality, rape, child abuse, and suicide, but a New York trial court issued an injunction to allow the production to proceed.
Book Synopsis 300 Video Game Jokes: The Ultimate Joke Book for Kids and Teens (Vol 1 + 2) by : Hayden Fox
Download or read book 300 Video Game Jokes: The Ultimate Joke Book for Kids and Teens (Vol 1 + 2) written by Hayden Fox and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-27 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How come Toad gets invited to every party? Because he's a fun-gi! Why do Fortnite players have nice teeth? Because they Floss! 300 Hilarious Jokes From Some of Your Favorite Video Games Including Fortnite, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, Overwatch, Starcraft, Minecraft, Runescape, Super Mario, Sonic, Zelda, Donkey Kong, and DOTA 2! A Must-have for any gamer. Add to Cart Now and get ready to have some serious laughs! Save over 40% off with this bundle. **Makes for a perfect gift plus get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the Paperback!**
Book Synopsis Awakening the Master Masculine by : Yao Morris
Download or read book Awakening the Master Masculine written by Yao Morris and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-13 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A manual for males seeking to bring all their male attributes on line. And to cultivate the highest and best expression of male energy possible.
