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Book Synopsis The Funniest QPR Quotes... Ever! by : Gordon Law
Download or read book The Funniest QPR Quotes... Ever! written by Gordon Law and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-05 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Ian Holloway and Neil Warnock to Stan Bowles and Joey Barton, QPR managers and players have entertained us with some truly hilarious sound bites. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 250 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of Loftus Road. Packed with loads of bonkers remarks, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have Hoops fans chuckling throughout the season. "Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche."Joey Barton "I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic."Stan Bowles "I was still thinking about food. I thought maybe QPR was a barbecue restaurant."Flavio Briatore "He's a bit of a fruitcake but has amazing ability."Harry Redknapp
Download or read book The QPR Miscellany written by Ash Rose and published by The History Press. This book was released on 2012-02-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The QPR Miscellany is the definitive set text for every fan of the world famous Rangers. Packed with facts, fun, gossip, nostalgia and conjecture, it looks back over their glorious history to celebrate the personalities, victories and controversies of the sport’s biggest name, culminating in their extraordinary return to the Premier League in 2010/11.Handily pocket-sized to pull out in the middle of those pub arguments over who was the fastest, dirtiest or biggest, this book will not only tell you who scored the most goals, what was the largest attendance or who was the longest-serving manager, but also who earned the most red cards and how the club became one of the richest in the world. Put down your pie and pick up a copy.
Book Synopsis 50 Memorable and Unusual QPR Matches by : Ray Eaton
Download or read book 50 Memorable and Unusual QPR Matches written by Ray Eaton and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-30 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The history of Queens Park Rangers Football Club is littered with great victories and strange matches that are significant for one reason or another. 50 Memorable and Unusual QPR Matches includes outstanding wins like the six-goal blitz on the very day that the manager predicted that it would happen. A single-handed demolition of Manchester United and the day that the team recorded one of their best wins of the decade, with an amateur forward getting his name on the score sheet.Among the strangest matches included is the tale of one of the club's greatest stalwarts finding the back of the net, replacing the keeper between the sticks and setting up a goal for a teammate, all on the same afternoon. One of the best away wins of the season, coming when QPR were forced to wear the colours of their opponents. The day when the most popular goalkeeper in the history of the club was denied a goal, and the relegation battle where Rangers were saved by an opposing player who remains popular to this day. This book also looks at numerous firsts, lasts, club records and unique occurrences, that are associated with Queens Park Rangers. 50 Memorable and Unusual QPR Matches will appeal to supporters of all ages, as well as football fans in general.
Book Synopsis Queens Park Rangers Greatest Games by : Mike Donovan
Download or read book Queens Park Rangers Greatest Games written by Mike Donovan and published by eBook Partnership. This book was released on 2013-11-04 with total page 432 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The legendary players and great managers of the HoopsFrom the thousands of matches ever played by QPR, stretching from their Victorian foundation to the Premier League era, here are 50 of the most glorious, epochal, and thrilling games of all. Expertly presented in evocative historical context, and described incident-by-incident in atmospheric detail, this book offers a terrace ticket back in time, taking in historical highlights from their first matches at Welford's Field in Kensal Rise to Loftus Road, Jim Gregory's QPR Revolution, the plastic pitch, and beyond. An irresistible cast list of club legends-Stan Bowles and Les Ferdinand, Tony Ingham, George Goddard and Rodney Marsh-springs to life in a thrilling selection of famous firsts, derby showdown successes, Southern League title clinchers, last-day dramas, European nights, Cup finals, and that unforgettable Sixties Double. This journey through the highlights of the Hoops' history is guaranteed to make any fan's heart swell with pride.
Book Synopsis The Funniest Football Quotes by : James Conrad
Download or read book The Funniest Football Quotes written by James Conrad and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-26 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book for all football fans A collection of some of the funniest football quotes for all the family. Perfect as a gift for any football fan Quotes from the great and good of football The best of the funniest quotes"I never comment on referees, and I'm not gonna break the habit of a lifetime for that prat". Ron Atkinson"As a boy I was torn between being a footballer or joining a circus. At Partick Thistle I did both".Alan Hansen
Book Synopsis How to Be a Football Manager: Enter the hilarious and crazy world of the gaffer by : Ian Holloway
Download or read book How to Be a Football Manager: Enter the hilarious and crazy world of the gaffer written by Ian Holloway and published by Headline. This book was released on 2022-10-27 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The funniest and most entertaining sports book you'll read this year. 'fascinating, frank, funny' Jim White, Daily Telegraph 'insightful' Henry Winter, The Times 'very entertaining ... great stories' Hawksbee & Jacobs, talkSPORT radio 'an incredible book' The Football Show, Sky Sports News 'Yeah, I'm all that plus a bag of chips' 'Come round my house and we'll have a fight on the front lawn' 'I'm as chuffed as a badger at the start of the mating season' 'I thought his bum cheeks looked very pert' Football management is like being a potato - you're never too far from the sack and everyone is constantly chipping away at you. It's not for the faint-hearted and unless you've got skin as thick as rhino and, more importantly, a wicked sense of humour, you've no chance of surviving. Ian Holloway - aka 'Ollie' - has all the above and more besides. His press conferences are the stuff of legend. He's been there, seen it and done it in his 40 years as player and manager, and has been entertaining football fans on and off the pitch for most of his life. He's been head honcho at clubs in all four divisions in English football, experiencing everything from the giddy heights of taking Blackpool to the Premier League to fighting relegation from the Football League with Grimsby Town. There's never been a dull moment. In the joyful How to Be a Football Manager, Holloway weaves a fantastically rich tapestry of hilarious anecdotes to reveal what being the boss is really like. This is not a handbook to tell you when to play a Christmas tree formation or throw on a false nine - it's about dealing with the ridiculous, fighting your corner and always having a comeback.
Download or read book Suicide written by Paul G. Quinnett and published by Crossroad Publishing Company. This book was released on 1992 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a frank, compassionate book written to those who contemplate suicide as a way out of their situations. The author issues an invitation to life, helping people accept the imperfections of their lives, and opening eyes to the possibilities of love.
Download or read book Let's Have Coffee written by Alex Murphy and published by Naked Guides. This book was released on 2004 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Soccer manager Ian Hollway has become a cult figure in the British game largely because of his bizarre way of expressing himself. For example: "Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She wasn't the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let's have a coffee"
Book Synopsis Terrace Legends - The Most Terrifying And Frightening Book Ever Written About Soccer Violence by : Cass Pennant
Download or read book Terrace Legends - The Most Terrifying And Frightening Book Ever Written About Soccer Violence written by Cass Pennant and published by Kings Road Publishing. This book was released on 2015-01-01 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet the men who, for decades, have ruled the football terraces. They are the faces behind the biggest firms in football history; behind the rucks, the rules and the respect. They have caused chaos for the public and the press and struck fear into rival fans that have crossed their path. In this book, the men behind the mobs have joined forces to reveal their experiences as key figures in the most notorious terrace fights. From the bovver boys of the sixties and seventies to the football casuals of the eighties, the names central to the biggest firms - the names that were to become the stuff that terrace legends were made of - have all been tracked down and interviewed. They tell their stories in this book.
Download or read book QPR Away Days written by Simon Ingram and published by Austin Macauley. This book was released on 2017-04 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No self-respecting Queens Park Rangers fan should be without this, the ultimate 'travel companion' to QPR's away day fixtures. With over 40 years of following his beloved QPR up and down the country, Simon Ingram has created the ultimate fan's-eye history of the club. Designed to be read by supporters on their way to their next match, QPR - Away Day Travels includes several quizzes, classic photos and an extensive list of the team's most memorable games - both good and bad. Written with humour and a positive outlook for the club he adores, QPR - Away Day Travels will delight any follower of the Super Hoops, young or old.
Download or read book Football Clichés written by Adam Hurrey and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2014-10-09 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'A must-have' - The Telegraph 'Book of the Week' - The Independent 'Hilarious' - Sport Magazine From the host of the Football Clichés podcast comes the hilarious and ever-relevant debut book. In what other context do football fans use the words 'aplomb' or 'derisory'? Why don't we use 'rifle' as a verb on the other six days of the week? Why do aggrieved midfielders feel the instinctive need to make a giant ball-shaped gesture with both hands after a mistimed tackle is punished? The more football Adam Hurrey watched, the more he began to spot the recurring mannerisms, behaviours, opinions and iconography that were mindlessly repeated in the football media. Some clichés are ridiculous, some are quaintly outdated, some have survived through their sheer indisputability. Here, featuring gloriously pseudo-scientific diagrams and the inimitable writing style that made footballcliches.com a smash hit, they are covered in all their glory. And if you love this, Adam Hurrey's new follow-up book, Extra Time Beckons, Penalties Loom, is out this September.
Download or read book Fishing Lessons written by Paul Quinnett and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-12-11 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With honesty, wit and erudition, the acclaimed author of Pavlov’s Trout delves into the philosophical lessons learned from a lifetime of fishing. Despite its title, Fishing Lessons will not show readers how to fish. In fact, you don't even have to like to fish to enjoy and appreciate the latest book from renowned psychologist, fisherman, and essayist Paul Quinnett. Fishing Lessons is a rich mix of anecdotes, observations, essays, short stories, one-liners, and personal revelations from Quinnett's rich life and fishing journals. In his straightforward style, Quinnett rounds out the trilogy that began with Pavlov's Trout and Darwin's Bass, the first books ever written on the psychology of fishing. This time he tackles the philosophy of fishing—a philosophy of enjoying life. Over the course of its pages, Fishing Lessons provides satisfying essays that won't so much teach you about fishing as they will teach you about yourself.
Download or read book Paper Cuts written by Ted Kessler and published by White Rabbit. This book was released on 2022-07-21 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'A great writer' 'A music journalist of integrity' 'There's only one Ted Kessler!' Paul Weller Billy Childish Liam Gallagher Paper Cuts is the inside story of the slow death of the British music press. But it's also a love letter to it, the tale of how music magazines saved one man's life. Ted Kessler left home and school around his seventeenth birthday, determined 'to be someone who listened to music professionally'. Paper Cuts tells how Kessler found redemption through music and writing and takes us on a journey alongside the stars he interviewed and the work-place dramas he navigated as a senior staffer at NME through the boom-time '90s and on to the monthly Q in 2004, where he worked for sixteen years before it folded with him at its helm as editor in 2020. We travel in time alongside musical heroes Paul Weller, Kevin Rowland, Mark E Smith, and to Cuba twice, first with Shaun Ryder and Bez, then with Manic Street Preachers. We spend long, mad nights out with Oasis and The Strokes, quality time with Jeff Buckley and Florence Welch, and watch Radiohead deliver cold revenge upon Kessler in public. A story about love and death, about what it's like when a music writer shacks up with a conflict of interest, and what happens when your younger brother starts appearing on the cover of the magazines you work for, this is the memoir of "a delinquent doofus" whose life was both rescued and defined by music magazines.
Download or read book The Gaffer written by Neil Warnock and published by . This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wondered how a transfer deal is done? What a manager says during his pre-match team-talk? What he screams from the techincal area? What goes on in training sesions, and on those long away trips? How a manager carefully builds a team, and what he does when the planning is disrupted by injuries? How he lifts a team after a crushing defeat, and keeps their feet on the ground after a resounding victory? How the man in charge handles the ever-present danger of getting sacked in the ultimate results business? In short, how one of today's top professional footballer managers somehow copes with the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, with having to live, breathe and sleep football 24 hours a day, 365 days a year? Then read The Gaffer.
Book Synopsis Pulled Off at Half Time by : Stuart Reeves
Download or read book Pulled Off at Half Time written by Stuart Reeves and published by Carlton Books. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pulled Off at Half-Time is the ultimate collection of hilarious comic offerings delivered by figures in football. No one can dispute that footballers have provided some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport. Inspired by England maverick Rodney Marsh's risqu exchange with Sir Alf Ramsey, Pulled Off at Half-Time is packed with more than 750 quotes on all aspects of the game from and about the most famous names in football. Some of the new quotes might include: 'I might have faults, but I am not a bighead.' - Wayne Rooney, as modest as ever 'In football, the only game I know is the 90-minutes game. It's not mindgames; I don't try to do that.' - Jose Mourinho ... really? 'For me it is enough that I have the first and last word. - Jurgen Klopp. 'I think sometimes the best training is to rest. - Cristiano Ronaldo.
Book Synopsis Does Your Rabbi Know You're Here? by : Anthony Clavane
Download or read book Does Your Rabbi Know You're Here? written by Anthony Clavane and published by Quercus. This book was released on 2014-08-19 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever since the children of penniless immigrants caught the train from Whitechapel to White Hart Lane--to be greeted with the refrain: 'Does Your Rabbi Know You're Here?'--this forgotten tribe have helped to shape the Beautiful Game. In telling the fascinating lives of these largely unsung trailblazers, Clavane uncovers a hidden history of Jewish involvement in English football. From Louis Bookman, the first Jew to play in England's top division, to the pugnacious winger Mark Lazarus, whose last-gasp goal won the 1967 League Cup for QPR, to shady figures like One-Armed Lou, a ticket tout who never told the story of his missing limb the same way twice, through to the businessmen who helped form the breakaway Premier League, and in the process changed the English game for ever.
Book Synopsis The Greatest Footballer You Never Saw by : Paolo Hewitt
Download or read book The Greatest Footballer You Never Saw written by Paolo Hewitt and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011-05-06 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Robin Friday was an exceptional footballer who should have played for England. He never did. Robin Friday was a brilliant player who could have played in the top flight. He never did. Why? Because Robin Friday was a man who would not bow down to anyone, who refused to take life seriously and who lived every moment as if it were his last. For anyone lucky enough to have seen him play, Robin Friday was up there with the greats. Take it from one who knows: 'There is no doubt in my mind that if someone had taken a chance on him he would have set the top division alight,' says the legendary Stan Bowles. 'He could have gone right to the top, but he just went off the rails a bit.' Loved and admired by everyone who saw him, Friday also had a dark side: troubled, strong-minded, reckless, he would end up destroying himself. Tragically, after years of alcohol and drug abuse, he died at the age of 38 without ever having fulfilled his potential. The Greatest Footballer You Never Saw provides the first full appreciation of a man too long forgotten by the world of football, and, along with a forthcoming film based on Friday's life, with a screenplay by co-author Paolo Hewitt, this book will surely give him the cult status he deserves.
