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Book Synopsis The Funniest Cop Stories Ever by : Scott Baker
Download or read book The Funniest Cop Stories Ever written by Scott Baker and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the world's most dangerous jobs, but it's also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk-and even when they aren't--cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes, and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include: A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriend's door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case. A beggar who ended people's pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change. A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine--and his pants--didn't belong to him.
Download or read book The Funniest Cop Stories Ever written by and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Nothing quite prepares you for what you will see on the street once you become a cop. It is one of the most dangerous jobs a person can do but also the most fun as well." —Scott BakerCops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the world's most dangerous jobs, but it's also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk — and even when they aren't — cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include: A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriend's door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case. A beggar who ended people's pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change. A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine — and his pants — didn't belong to him.
Book Synopsis You Can't Make This Stuff Up by : Mike the Cop
Download or read book You Can't Make This Stuff Up written by Mike the Cop and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the most popular questions cops get asked is "What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you on the job?" Well, we set out to gather a few funny stories from across North America and compiled them into this eBook with some stories you will want to read again and again to laugh at and share with your friends. So many times in the career of law enforcement officers, you end up saying "You just can't make this stuff up!" So, here are some insights as to the sorts of things that we have laid eyes on or experienced that we hope you'll enjoy! Please be aware that the stories in this book are REAL and some involve recounting nudity or other PG-16+ situations that you may want to consider if you find such real situations (that cops see and have to learn to laugh at) offensive.
Book Synopsis You Can't Make This Stuff Up by : Mike Cop
Download or read book You Can't Make This Stuff Up written by Mike Cop and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The stories you've all been waiting for and then some...By far, when cops end up in conversations with people that know they're a cop, they will inevitably be asked one of two main questions: "What's the scariest situation you've ever been in?", and "What's the funniest or craziest thing you've ever seen?"A couple of years ago I had asked for cops to submit the stories you just can't make up and we put out the first edition of those edited collection of stories. A few months ago, I asked for a fresh round and the latest stories in this revised and expanded version of the book do not disappoint.The book isn't meant to be perfect in grammar, punctuation or even super long. Not every story is something that people might find funny and that's ok. What it can be, however, is a quick read to lighten the mood and get a glimpse of what cops see and deal with regularly that we can all look back and laugh at and truly understand why Hollywood has nothing on real police work because you truly just can't make this stuff up.So, grab your favorite beverage and thumb through the book. Share your favorite stories with your friends and if you'd like to help keep content like I make continue to grow, tell others about the book and send them to my site to get it.Thank you everyone who supports me and all of my endeavors to humanize the badge and fight for the truth when it comes to how law enforcement is perceived out there. Your support means the world to me.-Mike the Cop
Book Synopsis A Lighter Shade of Blue by : Scott Baker
Download or read book A Lighter Shade of Blue written by Scott Baker and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of Leland Gregory's best-selling Stupid collections, retired NYPD officer Scott Baker and author Tom Philbin present A Lighter Shade of Blue. With authentic tales of life behind the badge, A Lighter Shade of Blue features hilarious anecdotes as told by the cops on the scene--everything from stupid crooks and bungled crimes to patrol etiquette, station house banter, and mangled English. From a gun-stealing chimpanzee to the good-natured hazing of a new recruit, A Lighter Shade of Blue mixes the hilarious with the downright unbelievable through more than 100 firsthand accounts from police officers across the United States and Canada. In addition, a handy glossary of funny cop lingo apprises readers of why they would much rather have a fat pill (buttered roll) as opposed to a finger wave (rectal exam). Consider A Lighter Shade of Blue as the ultimate ride-along--a sidesplitting collection rife with real stories from the cops who have seen and heard it all, including: * A rookie who is locked in the back of a cop car during his first patrol and driven, windows down, through an automatic car wash. * A gun-stealing chimpanzee. * A college professor attacked by a wild gang of teenage girls who promptly steal his watch.
Book Synopsis A Lighter Shade of Blue by : Scott Baker
Download or read book A Lighter Shade of Blue written by Scott Baker and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The day-to-day world of law enforcement invariably requires police officers to face some gruesome and even life-threatening situations-which is why having a sense of humor is a must. In A Lighter Shade of Blue, ex-NYPD policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin demonstrate how laughter can diffuse even the tensest situations through their collection of more than 100 firsthand accounts from cops across the nation.
Download or read book What Cops Know written by Connie Fletcher and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1992 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers a distillation of police life and lore, drawing on the experiences of Chicago cops to present the often surprising knowledge they acquire and the methods they employ in their line of work.
Download or read book Cop Speak written by Tom Philbin and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis True Police Stories of the Strange & Unexplained by : Ingrid P. Dean
Download or read book True Police Stories of the Strange & Unexplained written by Ingrid P. Dean and published by Llewellyn Worldwide. This book was released on 2011-09-08 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Early one evening, I was patrolling alone and decided to stop a vehicle with its taillight out. I had no way of knowing that this seemingly routine decision would lead to a strange twist of fate years later... These true, first-hand accounts from law enforcement officials across the nation reveal how intuition, apparitions, UFOs, prophetic dreams, and other forces beyond our understanding have impacted them in the course of duty. The weird and unexplained experiences in this book take place in the midst of the death-defying gun battles, thrilling rescues, and heart-searing tragedies that police officers face every day—and reveal the fascinating inner lives of the heroic men and women behind the badge.
Book Synopsis Stories of a Chicago Police Officer: by : Murphy
Download or read book Stories of a Chicago Police Officer: written by Murphy and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2016-03-17 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sex or lunch, what would you do, six days in a row? If you dont find the baby soon, will she freeze to death? It appears to be a single gunshot wound directly under the chin; should we assume suicide or possibly foul play? It appears the grandfather had a heart attack and fell through the glass storm window. Do we remove the body before the young grandkids show up? Its against rules but we cant allow the childrens last memory of grandpa to be crumpled and bleeding. Is that a gun in his hand or is that a cell phone? Its too dark, but the call was a man with a gun! If youre right youre a hero. If youre wrong you go to the morgue. These decisions are made on a daily basis if you are a Chicago Police Officer. Hopefully youre right. If youre wrong not only do you suffer but your family does as well. No police officer wants to make a split second decision but at times thats all you have.
Book Synopsis 2nd Humorous Beat Actual Funny Police Stories by : Robert Morrissey
Download or read book 2nd Humorous Beat Actual Funny Police Stories written by Robert Morrissey and published by . This book was released on 2007-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Police work is ongoing stress. It includes tense association with people who commit theft, mayhem and murder. It also includes the human duties of telling someone their loved ones have been maimed, killed, or arrested. Punctuating this bitterness are those precious humorous moments which make the job acceptable and keep an officer's sanity. This book is a compilation of humorous situations which helped me cope. I believe one should judge his life on how many times he laughs. I hope my book, will make you laugh...and help you cope. For a signed copy, please send a check for $17.35 (complete cost) to Robert Morrissey, 8286 Spicebush Terr., Port St.Lucie FL 34952 phone 772-879-3958
Download or read book Cleveland Cops written by John Tidyman and published by Gray & Company. This book was released on 2007-07 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This book should be required reading for every elected official and for every citizen." -- Chief Edward P. Kovacic (retired), Cleveland Police Department Gritty, scary, hilarious, and heartbreaking . . . these remarkable true stories will take you on the roller coaster ride that is life as a Cleveland police officer. These are the real stories cops trade with each other after the shift, over a couple of beers. They're stories the rest of us rarely get to hear, because cops are often reluctant to open their world to outsiders. But now they share their compelling personal tales with the rest of us. Listen in as dozens of cops--active and retired, young and old, from rookie to chief--tell about their most memorable moments patrolling the streets of Cleveland. The biggest arrests, the dumbest criminals, the funniest practical jokes, the most frightening calls . . . Their stories will give you goose bumps on one page and make you laugh until you're gasping for breath on the next. Some hit like a punch in the gut, some will make you stop and wonder. On this ride you'll get a front-seat look at one of the toughest jobs in town--and gain a better understanding of the men and women who put their lives on the line every day to do it. A real eye-opener, and great fun to read.
Download or read book Police Stories written by Sgt Steve Dixon and published by . This book was released on 2010-10 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book A Cop's Tale written by Jim O'Neil and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Cop's Tale focuses on New York City's most violent and corrupt years, the 1960s to early 1980s. Jim O'Neil - a former NYPD cop - delivers a rare look at the brand of law enforcement that ended Frank Lucas's grip on the Harlem drug trade, his cracking open of the Black Liberation Army case, and his experience as the first cop on the scene at the Dog Day Afternoon bank robbery.
Download or read book The Beat Goes On written by Thomas Fribbs and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-11-03 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Phoenix, Arizona, is our nation's fifth largest city as of 2016 it's population of 1.6 million people was spreed out over 517.6 square miles. Its police department is currently made up of seven patrol precincts with 2,900 sworn officers. (Don't do the math of officers per square mile; it will scare you.) At the heart of all this remains a beat patrolled by a street cop. The author served twentyaEUR"fiveaEUR"plus years with the Phoenix Police department. This story attempts to take you down dark places with often funny outcomes. It's all true; you can't make this stuff up. A picture of routine days interrupted with emergency calls and sometimes pranks played. The story will have you rocketing down city streets in highaEUR"speed pursuits right into chaotic hospital emergency rooms. LifeaEUR"andaEUR"death dramas play out amidst simpler times. A picture of East Van Buren (EVB) in the1980s will emerge, exposing its violent underbelly of prostitution, drugs, and general lawlessness. Experience the organized confusion of a bigaEUR"city airport as security breaches occur. Enjoy the ride. I would have done it for free if I didn't have bills to pay. Police officers worldwide are the thin blue line. Picture a world without them.
Download or read book Cops written by Mark Baker and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1986 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book A Cop's Tale written by Craig Elkin and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-16 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once described by the Hartford Courant as "Bronx native with a dry wit," the author has instilled his brand of humor in a collection of amusing short stories relaying events over the course of a 27 year police career. These true stories, a combination of weird news and world's dumbest criminals, give an inside look at the humorous side of police work. Illustrated by accomplished artist, Adam Talley.
