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Author : Olaf Falafel
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 9780008357955
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (579 download)
Download or read book Santa Claus Heard a Fart written by Olaf Falafel and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Vit Hansen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781973291336
Total Pages : 51 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (913 download)
Download or read book Holly Jolly Farting Santa Coloring Book written by Vit Hansen and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-13 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2017 GIFT IDEAS | NEW RELEASE | FRESH FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON! | BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR UNDER 10 USD Holly Jolly Farting Santa Coloring Book Ho Ho Ho! Here's a secret: Even Santa slips a fart! Don't miss this hilarious Christmas coloring book. This humorous holiday coloring book is the perfect gift for kids of all ages and those who can't resist the humor in a good fart. With this super cute coloring book you and your children can have lots of fun! Each page measures 8.25"x8.25" and is single sided, so you can cut out the final art work and hang it on your wall. Must have humorous coloring book for this holiday season Featuring lots of hilarious illustrations of farting Santa Claus for you to color on For hours of Christmas humor and fun. Holiday Coloring pages for all skill levels Experience relaxation, mindfulness and stress relief as you complete each zany design BE ORIGINAL! The perfect Christmas gift for your younger brother, or as funny gag gift for co-workers. Still looking for last minute white elephant gifts? This novelty Santa coloring book is the perfect surprise gift! Buy two copies or more and make someone laugh today! One of the best holiday coloring books for adults. More Coloring Fun: Cute Cats Farting: Coloring Book (#1 Best Seller) --> ISBN: 978-1521588284 Fart Yoga Coloring Book --> ISBN: 978-1973154969 Super Cute Poo Coloring Book --> ISBN: 978-1521908198 Jeez Louise - The Most Innocent Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults --> ISBN: 978-1549759710 ***Fun, Hilarious and Unusual Ideas for White Elephant Gifts / white elephant party gift / white elephant exchange / Stocking Stuffers Under $10 / Novelty Christmas Gift***
Author : Happy Jacob
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (898 download)
Download or read book The Farting Santa Claus written by Happy Jacob and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want to make a fun and humorous Christmas gift for your child? This book is for you!★This Christmas coloring book about Santa's farting is sure to make your child laugh.★Your little one will be able to color funny Christmas pictures with: ✓ Children ✓ Gifts, ✓ Santa Claus, ✓ Christmas trees . ✓ Many other Christmas elements. ⚠ In addition to coloring, your child will read a fun story about siblings who prepared cookies and milk for Santa's arrival, after which he will be farting!So what are you waiting for?♥Give your beloved child a great gift in the form of this book!♥SCROLL UP and BUY NOW!
Author : J. B. O'Neil
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781494242169
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (421 download)
Download or read book Santa Farts written by J. B. O'Neil and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-11-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: " It's been a crazy holiday for Milo Snotrocket, the funniest farting boy in the world! On Christmas eve, Milo actually sees Santa Claus outside his window ... and then things go terribly, horribly wrong." -- Amazon.
Author : Charlene Mackesy
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781956677942
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (779 download)
Download or read book The Farting Santa written by Charlene Mackesy and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-08 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Farting Santa: A Funny Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids And Adults About Father Christmas Farts and Toots Christmas Book For Kids (Stocking Stuffers for Kids) This Hilarious Read aloud Story For Kids, highlights the secret life of Santa and the farts he produces from his bum. A beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. A Great Stocking Stuffers Christmas Gifts For Kids! Tags: Christmas books for kids, Christmas board book, Christmas books for toddlers, Christmas books for kids 8-12, white elephant gifts for adults, white elephant gifts, white elephant, white elephant book, white elephant gifts under 10 dollars, stocking stuffers for men, stocking stuffers, stocking stuffers for women, stocking stuffers for kids 8-12, stocking stuffers for kids, stocking stuffers for teens, stocking stuffers for adults, stocking stuffers for toddlers
Author : Colour Art
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (739 download)
Download or read book The Farting Christmas written by Colour Art and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-29 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Christmas coloring book is the perfect gift for everyone: for children and adults! ♥Especially those who like to play and laugh♥ The illustrations in this book are made with the highest precision. Every farting Santa Claus will show a smile on the face of the person and color them! This book will help you and yours to unleash your creative potential, strengthen your imagination and develop. ◆◆The features of this farting Christmas pooch are: ♥ Unique illustrations that are beautiful but simple, cute and fun. ♥ Massive value! - 40 pages! ♥ Illustrations are on one side only so you can tear them out to frame and keep. ♥No issues with markers bleeding through the page and ruining an image underneath. ♥ Each page is a large 8.5 by 11 inches and printed on bright white paper. Don't wait, buy a coloring book and make your loved ones happy now!
Author : Mitch Chivus
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0060894660
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (68 download)
Download or read book Fartsy Claus written by Mitch Chivus and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2007-09-25 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On Christmas Eve when the traditional treat of milk and cookies is nowhere to be found, Santa helps himself to a large portion of franks and beans with alarming results. That's right. Santa Claus is now Fartsy Claus. What to do? Channel your inner six–year–old boy and conjure up every gassy pun or joke you can and you will have caught a whiff of this fragrant tale. Ages 3 – 7
Author : Magic Art
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (633 download)
Download or read book Farting Santa Claus written by Magic Art and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-11 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make this Christmas unforgettable! Give a loved one this fuunny Coloring Book! Let them a bit of humor! ♥Make this Christmas amazing and give your loved ones this fun coloring book! Make your best wishes and give a little smile! ✓he book is made on high-quality paper, can be colored with markers - it does not show through! ✓Contains funny pictures of farting Santa Claus. ✓large-size pictures are an easier coloring for both older and younger people. ♥♥♥Make your loved ones smile and give this unique coloring book a special person!♥♥♥
Author : S.G. Browne
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476708738
Total Pages : 175 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)
Download or read book I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus written by S.G. Browne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping...he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice....
Author : Big Bow
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (683 download)
Download or read book Farting Christmas written by Big Bow and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-11-21 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Farting Christmas Coloring Book The perfect Christmas gift for kids and adults. A farting santa, snowman, angel or Christmas tree. Don't wait, buy it now!
Author : Derek Landy
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 9780008242794
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (427 download)
Download or read book Old MacDonald Heard a Fart written by Derek Landy and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.
Author : Olaf Falafel
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 9780008339456
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (394 download)
Download or read book Father Christmas Heard a Fart written by Olaf Falafel and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Fart, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel. "Father Christmas heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" Father Christmas is getting ready to deliver the presents - but he keeps getting distracted by some VERY rude noises! Who keeps FARTING?! Could such a big noise actually be coming from someone rather small...' More windy fun is in store in this brilliant picture book by the sensational Olaf Falafel. Featuring helpful do-it-yourself instructions so you can fart along to your heart's content and drive your family nuts during the holidays, it's set to be the ultimate stocking filler for Christmas! Fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped series will love this tongue-in-cheek Christmas tale. Perfect for ages 4 and up.
Author : Gregg Spiridellis
Publisher : Hyperion Books for Children
ISBN 13 : 9781423114994
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (149 download)
Download or read book Are You Grumpy, Santa? written by Gregg Spiridellis and published by Hyperion Books for Children. This book was released on 2008-09-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes even the merriest, most cheerful guy on the planet wakes up on the wrong side of the bed… First, after a restless night due to Mrs. Claus's snoring, Santa awakes on Christmas morning and stubs his toe. Then the elves shrink his suit, his sleigh gets buried in a snowdrift, and he gets stuck in a chimney. Santa’s had just about enough! But just in the nick of time, he discovers a very special gift of milk and cookies waiting for him. As he munches on the delicious snack, Santa's remembers what Christmas is all about—the gift of love—and, merrily, his grumpies melt away. Now available as a board book, this merrily irreverent Yuletide story, brought to life by Gregg and Evan Spiridellis, will tickle funny bones and touch hearts far and wide.
Author : Helen Baugh
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0007542836
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (75 download)
Download or read book Rudey’s Windy Christmas (Read Along) written by Helen Baugh and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2014-09-25 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious story full of noises and naughtiness. A sure-fire Christmas cracker of a book!
Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Humor Heals Us
ISBN 13 : 9781953399175
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)
Download or read book Fritz the Farting Reindeer written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.
Author : Catherine Adams
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781978458420
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (584 download)
Download or read book The Fart Before Christmas written by Catherine Adams and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-21 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!
Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Farting Adventures
ISBN 13 : 9781637310090
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (1 download)
Download or read book Santa's Tooting Tooshie written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2020-12-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out all the ways Santa uses his tooting tooshie to save Christmas!
