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Kids Say the Darndest Things!

Author : Art Linkletter
Publisher : Celestial Arts
ISBN 13 : 1587612496
Total Pages : 218 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (876 download)

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Download or read book Kids Say the Darndest Things! written by Art Linkletter and published by Celestial Arts. This book was released on 2005-08-01 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Almost 50 years since its first printing, this famous collection of children's wisdom and witticisms is now back in print in a facsimile edition to entertain a whole new generation. KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! includes the best of the unconsciously funny, everyday thoughts and reactions kids shared with kid-at-heart Art Linkletter on his long-running radio and television series House Party .Gems include tips for conjuring up a sibling: "Give Mommy a lot of real sweet food so she'll get fat -that's how you get a baby ";and hysterical observations: "Our pussycat has got some kittens and I didn't even know she was married. "Illustrated with cartoons by Charles Schulz (yes, that Charles Schulz) and with a new introduction by Bill Cosby, KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! will prove as popular with the readers of today as it was when it first was published five decades ago.

The Darndest Things My Little Girl Said

Author : LilKiddo Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781699075036
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (75 download)

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Download or read book The Darndest Things My Little Girl Said written by LilKiddo Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-11 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know that kids always say the darndest things. Your kid is growing up fast so why not capture these moments when your kid blurts out the silliest and most unforgettable thing you've ever heard?! In this lovely book, there are more than 100 pages to jot down entries that state the following: Date Age Location Context Quote There is space for 2 entries on every page which means that this book can last you for a long period of time. Once the book is filled up, it makes for a wonderful keepsake memory book that will take you down memory lane whenever you flip through the pages. This book makes the perfect gift for parents, grandparents, uncles and aunties. It also makes a lovely gift for baby showers. So what are you waiting for? Scroll up now to grab copies of this book and never forget the silly things your kids say.

Funny Things My Baby Girl Says

Author : Momsoffice Note
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781707273591
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book Funny Things My Baby Girl Says written by Momsoffice Note and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-14 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids say the cutest and funniest things so record each special moment with this unique journal. Perfect gift for Parents, Gradparents and to the Family, simply, funny and cute. Could be used for multiple kids Special interior designed for all the family Soft Cover - Glossy Finish Small journal to carry 6" x 9" (15.2 cm x 22.8 cm) White Paper, 110 pages / 55 Sheets

Kids Say the Darndest Things!

Author : Albert Evans
Publisher : Dramatic Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781583422625
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (226 download)

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Download or read book Kids Say the Darndest Things! written by Albert Evans and published by Dramatic Publishing. This book was released on 2004 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Playbook

My Bible Says the Darndest Things

Author : Pricely Francis
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1490776060
Total Pages : 375 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (97 download)

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Download or read book My Bible Says the Darndest Things written by Pricely Francis and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2016-08-12 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Listening to the Bible is exponentially more powerful than reading it. You pick up on fascinating, curious, and alarming things you miss when you read it: The serpent in Eden told the truth; Cain married a wife and built a city with a global population of only three people; women are sexual predators; disabled people desecrated Gods temple; the earth went into a counter revolution; God approved polygamy, and recommended slavery; a runaway slave got converted to Christianity and was promptly sent back to his slave master; the soon and imminent coming of Jesus is 2000 years over due! As the author listened to his Bible and compared what he heard with what is deemed appropriate, reasonable, and civilized in this modern era, he could not help but conclude that his Bible does say the darndest things.

The New Kids Say the Darndest Things!

Author : Art Linkletter
Publisher : Jameson Books (IL)
ISBN 13 : 9780915463725
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (637 download)

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Download or read book The New Kids Say the Darndest Things! written by Art Linkletter and published by Jameson Books (IL). This book was released on 1995 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gathers children's humorous and wise observations on diverse subjects, including family, teachers, pets, and religion

The Game of Humor

Author : Charles R. Gruner
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1351482378
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (514 download)

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Download or read book The Game of Humor written by Charles R. Gruner and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2017-07-05 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humor, wit, and laughter surround each person. From everyday quips to the carefully contrived comedy of literature, newspapers, and television we experience humor in many forms, yet the impetus for our laughter is far from innocuous. Misfortune, stupidity, and moral or cultural defects, however faintly revealed in others and ourselves, seem to make us laugh. Although discomforting, such negative terms as superiority, aggression, hostility, ridicule, or degradation can be applied to instances of humor. According to scholars, Thomas Hobbes's "superiority theory"?that humor arises from mischances, infirmities, and indecencies, where there is no wit at all?applies to most humor. With the exception of good-natured play, Charles R. Gruner claims that humor is rarely as innocent as it first appears.Gruner's proposed superiority theory of humor is all-encompassing. In The Game of Humor, he expands the scope of Hobbes's theory to include and explore the contest aspect of "good-natured" play. As such, the author believes all instances of humor can be examined as games, in terms of competition and keeping score?winners and losers. Gruner draws on a broad spectrum of thought-provoking examples. Holocaust jokes, sexual humor, the racialist dialogue of such comic characters as Stepin Fetchit and Archie Bunker, simple puns, and many of the author's own encounters with everyday humor. Gruner challenges the reader to offer a single example of humor that cannot be "de-humorized" by its agonistic nature.The Game of Humor makes intriguing and enjoyable reading for people interested in humor and the aspects of human motivation. This book will also be valuable to professionals in communication and information studies, sociologists, literary critics and linguists, and psychologists concerned with the conflicts and tensions of everyday life.

Corpses Say The Darndest Things

Author : Doug Lamoreux
Publisher : Next Chapter
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 269 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (661 download)

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Download or read book Corpses Say The Darndest Things written by Doug Lamoreux and published by Next Chapter. This book was released on 2022-02-08 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was a simple job: keep an eye on the minister's wife until she goes safely to bed. Then all hell broke loose. The death of a beloved Chicago televangelist’s wife is only the beginning; someone is homiciding their way through the Temple of Majesty Church. Private eye Nod Blake - an aging throwback to an era of detecting on the mean streets - has been dumped in the middle of it all, on his head. The resulting injuries seem to have opened a door to the hereafter: Blake believes dead people are talking to him. But are the victims really begging the gumshoe for help from the other side of the grave? When his nemesis, Detective Lieutenant Wenders, finds evidence that Blake is the murderer, the private dick's life becomes a great big soup sandwich. Doug Lamoreux's 'Corpses Say the Darndest Things' is a riveting murder mystery with a sly sense of humor, set in 1979 Chicago where a maniacal killer on the loose in The Windy City... is the good news.

Parent-Babble

Author : John Rosemond
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449423558
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book Parent-Babble written by John Rosemond and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-10-09 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you were to stack all the current parenting books on top of one another, the resulting pile would be nearly four times the height of the Freedom Tower. Parenting expert John Rosemond has dubbed this imaginary narrative construction the "Tower of Parent-Babble," and, as was the case with the Tower of Babel, the building blocks of its construction have led to mass confusion with frustrated, anxious, clueless, and stressed-out parents raising spoiled, egocentric, unfocused, and unhappy children. In Parent-Babble, Rosemond asserts that America has been in the throes of an ever-deepening child-rearing crisis since the 1970s, and he explains how parents have moved away from the child-rearing basics of the 1950s and 1960s to focus on raising children with "high self-esteem." But what could be wrong with high self-esteem? Plenty, according to Rosemond. High self-esteem is associated with anti-social behavior and little regard for others. In addition, children reared on postmodern psychological parenting theories are 10 times more likely to experience a serious emotional setback by the age of 16 compared with children who grew up in the 50s and 60s. In Parent-Babble, Rosemond deconstructs the faulty theories, points out the "experts" who have led parents astray, and calls for a return to values, a return to civility, and a return to raising healthy, happy, and productive adults.

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Author : Bill Cosby
Publisher : Bantam
ISBN 13 : 9780553581263
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (812 download)

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Download or read book Kids Say the Darndest Things written by Bill Cosby and published by Bantam. This book was released on 1999-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gift.

Confessions of a Mediocre Widow

Author : Catherine Tidd
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 140228523X
Total Pages : 317 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (22 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Mediocre Widow written by Catherine Tidd and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2014-01-07 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I spent my 11th wedding anniversary planning my husband's funeral. If I could just figure out how to make that rhyme, it would be the beginning of a great country song. Involuntarily single. That's the true story of where Catherine Tidd found herself just three weeks after turning thirty-one. With three children under six years old, no fix-it skills, no clue how to live life as a widow and coping with grief after the death of her spouse, Catherine couldn't help but be a little exasperated with her dead husband for leaving her to deal with life on her own. Catherine found herself in charge of her life in a way she never wanted to be, in a way that would have most of us reeling and numb. But she soon realized that when you call the shots, you can make pedicures one of the stages of grief—and that moving forward might be more fun in a new sports car. Her honest Confessions of a Mediocre Widow is not your typical book on grief and loss of a spouse, but rather a glimpse into the heartbreaking and sometimes humorous world of a young woman who learns that overcoming grief and healing after loss is possible, and that you can find joy in an unexpected life. Praise for Confessions of a Mediocre Widow: "Heartfelt and surprisingly humorous memoir...an ultimately uplifting story, and thanks to Tidd's keen sense of humor her tale never becomes maudlin...Widowers and other readers will find inspiration and useful advice in her candid story." —Publishers Weekly "This was the only helpful book that I have read about becoming and being a widow. I found myself laughing and listening to Tidd as I would listen to a friend telling her story; she has a voice that is compelling, a story that is real and a book that is an invaluable addition to grief memoirs. " —Bitter/Sweet "With wit and good humor, Tidd looks back on the time immediately following her husband's death with charming self-deprecation at her seeming inability to be a good widow. Through this, she shows readers that there is no "right way" to grieve. " —Library Journal

Kids are Still Saying the Darndest Things

Author : Dandi Daley Mackall
Publisher : Prima Lifestyles
ISBN 13 : 9781559583527
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (835 download)

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Download or read book Kids are Still Saying the Darndest Things written by Dandi Daley Mackall and published by Prima Lifestyles. This book was released on 1993 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Popular journalist and radio host Mackall builds on the rich humor of Art Linkletter's books (Kids Say the Darndest Things and Kids Still Say the Darndest Things) to present a new and delightful bird's-eye view into the inner workings of a child's mind.

The Education of a Teacher

Author : Noel Nation
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1483675300
Total Pages : 91 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (836 download)

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Download or read book The Education of a Teacher written by Noel Nation and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-08-07 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While attending college, Noel was convinced by his friends to become a teacher. While intending to become a physician, through circumstances, he changed his major and began studying for a career in education. Little did he realize the experiences he had growing up and in college would be utilized to help him become a successful teacher and administrator. Little did he realize the education he would receive from a small town would impact his life as well. Through these impacts on his life, he hopes to continue having an impact on the lives of others and in the future of education.

Destiny

Author : Dan Semenza
Publisher : Fulton Books, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1638601259
Total Pages : 219 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (386 download)

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Download or read book Destiny written by Dan Semenza and published by Fulton Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-12-07 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On March 1, 1964, at the Centerville High School senior prom, two young lovers that had been inseparable for years took a beach blanket to a secluded sandy area of the New Jersey shore to consummate their love of each other. As the kisses became more passionate and Danny started to undress Maddy, they realized what they were about to do was wrong. Both agreed they were only sixteen and did not have a full understanding of love. They decided to put off their actions for another time and place. They would be going to college three thousand miles apart and would have very little control of their destiny. They each made a solemn pledge to stay in touch and get together when their futures were secure enough to finish what they started. They had no idea how long it would be before they could finish the pledge, or if it would happen at all. Maddy and Danny made the distant relationship succeed the first five years despite the roadblock's life put in their paths. As things were finally favoring their reunion and Maddy was supposed to start the second year of her fellowship in France, she completely disappeared. The only information available was she had asked for her second-year money back and directions to Reims. Danny Accardo searched for her all through France over the years to find her. Would he ever find his lost love? Is this preordained to be a love story or a tragedy?

All That's True

Author : Jackie Lee Miles
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402261489
Total Pages : 302 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (22 download)

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Download or read book All That's True written by Jackie Lee Miles and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-01-01 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "My life was close to being perfect until my brother Alex got killed. Then my mother started drinking and my father started having sex with Donna, my best friend's stepmother. She's not even thirty years old." With an equal mix of joy and sorrow, All That's True follows Andi's poignant—and sometimes laugh out loud—journey to young adulthood, where she struggles with the elusive nature of truth and the devastating consequences of deception. "Jackie Lee Miles is a wise and perceptive writer with a keen understanding of human frailties."—Julie Cannon, author of Truelove and Homegrown Tomatoes "Perfect in voice and detail, chock full of girl talk and seat-of-the pants crises, Miles' book is a winner." —Rosemary Daniell, award-winning author of Secrets of the Zona Rosa: How Writing (and Sisterhood) Can Change Women's Lives "Miles is a fascinating new voice in Southern fiction. Readers will rejoice." —Karin Gillespie, author of Bet Your Bottom Dollar "For those of us looking for relationships that feel authentic, you will find them in this novel!" —Edward Mooney, Jr. author of The Pearls of the Stone Man

Dim Wit

Author : Rosemarie Jarski
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 140702468X
Total Pages : 576 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (7 download)

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Download or read book Dim Wit written by Rosemarie Jarski and published by Random House. This book was released on 2008-12-05 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'They misunderestimated me' George W. Bush Einstein said only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. So in deference to the dumbing down of our culture, comes Dim Wit - a collection of the most jaw-droppingly stupid things ever said. The cast includes every famous foot-in-mouther from George W Bush to Prince Philip, Paris Hilton to Jade Goody, not to mention hundreds of unsung idiots plucked from villages the world over. The result is a confederacy of dunces more pro-fun than profound - a clever witticism may coax an inward smile but it takes a really stupid remark to deliver a belly laugh. So pick up Dim Wit and prepare to embrace your inner moron - it may be the smartest thing you do... 'My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor's surgery. After a while, one said to the other, "Do you know, Mary, I don't feel too well. I think I'll go home."' - Robyn Jankel 'I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead.' - Samuel Goldwyn 'Winston Churchill? Wasn't he the first black President of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black.' - Danielle Lloyd

His Eye Is on the Sparrow

Author : Toni Smith
Publisher : Instantpublisher
ISBN 13 : 1598723669
Total Pages : 149 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (987 download)

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Download or read book His Eye Is on the Sparrow written by Toni Smith and published by Instantpublisher. This book was released on 2005-03 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Katelynn is a young teen in a complex dysfunctional family life. Her survival of abuse and her friendships along the way were phenomenal. Her story is an eye opening tale of how one young woman coped with the challenges and beat the odds of survival which were stacked high against her. Katelynn was sixreen and pondering her life choices. Determined to have a better life than what was placed before her, she learned of friendship, love, compassion, and a sense of family through her supportive teacher and mentor.