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The Blondes

Author : Emily Schultz
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 146684146X
Total Pages : 398 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (668 download)

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Download or read book The Blondes written by Emily Schultz and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2015-04-21 with total page 398 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Blondes is a hilarious and whipsmart novel where an epidemic of a rabies-like disease is carried only by blonde women, all of whom must go to great lengths to conceal their blondness. Hazel Hayes is a grad student living in New York City. As the novel opens, she learns she is pregnant (from an affair with her married professor) at an apocalyptically bad time: random but deadly attacks on passers-by, all by blonde women, are terrorizing New Yorkers. Soon it becomes clear that the attacks are symptoms of a strange illness that is transforming blondes—whether CEOs, flight attendants, students or accountants—into rabid killers. Emily Schultz's beautifully realized novel is a mix of satire, thriller, and serious literary work. With biting satiric wit, The Blondes is at once an examination of the complex relationships between women, and a merciless but giddily enjoyable portrait of what happens in a world where beauty is—literally—deadly.

The Blonds

Author : David Blond
Publisher : Rizzoli International Publications
ISBN 13 : 0789345935
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (893 download)

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Download or read book The Blonds written by David Blond and published by Rizzoli International Publications. This book was released on 2025-04-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you’ve seen images of the biggest entertainers—Mariah Carey, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Lil Kim, Britney Spears, Rihanna, J. Lo, or Madonna—on stage in a crystallized costume, you’ve seen the work of The Blonds. The Blonds is an invitation to designer Phillipe Blond and creative director David Blond’s inclusive, wild, and high-octane world. Since 2006, The Blonds have catered to the entertainment industry with glamor-usly over-the-top designs. Celebrities rely on the duo’s intricate corsets, catsuits, and dresses for performances, award shows, editorials, and any other special occasion where they need to move and shine. Their first book, as riotous as the brand’s legendary New York Fashion Week shows, unfolds in several acts, starting with an introduction to Phillipe and David, detailing their inspirations and how they built their rebellious brand over the last two decades. A chapter on their legendary runway shows includes details of their most iconic looks. The centerpiece showcases editorial and stage photography of celebrities, surrounded by anecdotes from the stars about their performances, life on stage, and their love of The Blonds. Including an in-depth look at the duo’s high-profile partnerships, runway shows, and the craftsmanship behind each piece, The Blonds is a backstage pass from sketch to stadium.

On Blondes

Author : Joanna Pitman
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1596918799
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (969 download)

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Download or read book On Blondes written by Joanna Pitman and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2008-12-18 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Fascinating ...Pitman skillfully navigates the complicated history of our addiction to fair hair, skipping through the centuries with an elegant touch' Independent 'Riveting ... provocative ... ON BLONDES is ultimately a study of power-and powerlessness-between the sexes ... travelling undercover, this brunette produced a book which, like its subject, is wonderfully enlightening' Telegraph In art and literature, in history and popular culture, blonde has never been a mere colour. For 2,500 years, it has been a blazing signal and around this obsession entire industries have developed, influential trends set. From Greek prostitutes mimicking the golden-haired Aphrodite, to the Californian beach babe; from pigeon-dung and saffron dyes to L'Oreal - because you're worth it - we see the lengths to which women will go to become blonde. The power and duality of the blonde as either erotic symbol or saintly virgin waxes and wanes but never disappears. Weaving a story rich in anecdote, history and high intrigue, Joanna Pitman effortlessly combines the wealth of her knowledge with a sharp and clear-sighted view of the power of the blonde throughout the ages.

The Vogue Book of Blondes

Author : Kathy Phillips
Publisher : Pavilion Books, Limited
ISBN 13 : 9781862054479
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (544 download)

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Download or read book The Vogue Book of Blondes written by Kathy Phillips and published by Pavilion Books, Limited. This book was released on 1999 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pocket atlas of Surrey, giving comprehensive and detailed coverage of the region. The mapping is produced by the Ordnance Survey to Philip's specification and gives the user complete coverage of all urban and rural areas. The mapping is at a standard scale of 2.5 inches to one mile and is complete with postcode boundaries.

Me and the Blondes

Author : Teresa Toten
Publisher : Puffin Canada
ISBN 13 : 9780143053071
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (53 download)

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Download or read book Me and the Blondes written by Teresa Toten and published by Puffin Canada. This book was released on 2006-04-25 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “How did your poor husband pass away?” Make it simple, Mama, I tried to bore into her, simple, simple… “His brains exploded.” I heard a gasp. It was me. “An aneurysm?” “Okay,” said Mama. “I’m sorry, hon,” said Mrs. Haver. “At least it was fast.” “It vas?” Mama looked puzzled. I nodded furiously at her. “Ya. It vas. Yours?” “Heart attack.” “Oooo, dat’s good too.” I could’ve killed her. Sophie Kandinsky has spent the last six years trying to keep her crazy family life secret. The devil is in the details. The first detail is her larger-than-life, eccentric, Bulgarian mother. The slightly larger detail is the fact that her gentle, poet-father has been charged with murder. All Sophie wants is to be adored and invincible, which is really hard once people find out her father’s in prison. But this time, after yet another move to another new school, and another opportunity to wipe the slate clean, Sophie has devised a plan. On her first day of school, she will locate The Blondes—that clique of perfect, confident girls who are beyond gossip and reproach—and she will make them her friends. This time, no one will find out the truth. This time, everything will be brilliant.

The Blondes

Author : Emily Schultz
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1250043352
Total Pages : 398 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book The Blondes written by Emily Schultz and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2015-04-21 with total page 398 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "First published in Canada by Doubleday Canada, a division of Random House Canada Limited, [in 2012]"--Title page verso.

The Blondes Who Knew Too Much - The Hitchcock Women during the Monroe Era.

Author : Uwe Sperlich
Publisher : GRIN Verlag
ISBN 13 : 3638198502
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (381 download)

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Download or read book The Blondes Who Knew Too Much - The Hitchcock Women during the Monroe Era. written by Uwe Sperlich and published by GRIN Verlag. This book was released on 2003-06-16 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seminar paper from the year 2001 in the subject American Studies - Culture and Applied Geography, grade: 2,0 (B), LMU Munich (American Studies Institute), course: Hauptseminar: Women, Sexuality and Popular Culture in Twentieth Century America, language: English, abstract: Thesis Statement: Hitchcock’s Blondes were a formation of the director’s own creative vision, the image of women in film during the Monroe Era did not influence him in his depiction of women Without question, Alfred Hitchcock is considered one of the most important and most influential film directors of the Twentieth Century. Throughout his career, which lasted more than 50 years, he directed over 50 feature films, many of which are now considered classics. Interestingly, he directed his most critically acclaimed movies during the relatively short life and career of one distinctive actress: Marilyn Monroe. It is a striking fact, however, that Marilyn Monroe never starred in a Hitchcock film, although it seems that her blond hair and her star-status would have made her the perfect ‘Hitchcock Blonde’. In this paper I will attempt to compare Hitchcock’s female characters during the Monroe Era with the image of women in film and how they differed from each other. For this purpose, it is necessary to first take a closer look at Marilyn Monroe and the image she embodied as well as women’s role in general during that period. In addition, Hitchcock’s background, education and attitude towards his leading ladies must also be examined. In my analysis I will focus on three films by Hitchcock: Vertigo (1958), North By Northwest (1959) and The Birds (1963). I chose these films in particular because they not only show a certain progression in Hitchcock’s work in the way he treats and presents his female characters, but also because these films were highly successful. Granted Hitchcock’s rich body of work has been analyzed under various points of view by many scholars, I have not been able to locate a work solely concerned with the female characters in his films during the Monroe Era. But before turning to Alfred Hitchcock and some of his works, it is important to circumscribe the period we are looking at by focusing on the life, career and image of Marilyn Monroe.

Blondes and Brunets

Author : Katherine Melvina Huntsinger Blackford
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (89 download)

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Download or read book Blondes and Brunets written by Katherine Melvina Huntsinger Blackford and published by . This book was released on 1916 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This little volume shows the general scheme used by Dr. Blackford in using color to determine character. It is not a text book, --that belongs in the author's extraordinary study course teaching people in detail the entire science, and how to use it, --but it is marvelously suggestive and illuminating. If it will only prove an alluring stepping stone for the reader toward the full comprehension and mastery of a science as essential as it is new, the volume will a thousand times repay him or her for the reading"--Preface. (PsycINFO Database Record (c) 2010 APA, all rights reserved).

The Blonde Theory

Author : Kristin Harmel
Publisher : 5 Spot
ISBN 13 : 0759517681
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (595 download)

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Download or read book The Blonde Theory written by Kristin Harmel and published by 5 Spot. This book was released on 2007-02-22 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Hilarious...deliciously entertaining." - Sarah Mlynowsi, author of Monkey Business "Kristin Harmel dishes with disarming honesty and delivers a sparkling, delightful story." - Laura Caldwell, author of The Year of Living Famously Harper Roberts is a corporate attorney in Manhattan.She's smart, attractive, and funny. So why can't she find a date? Men flock to her at parties when they think she's a dumb blonde. But, as soon as they realize she's a Harvard-educated lawyer, they flee. Harper's best friend is a magazine editor who suggests Harper go on assignment for a month as a 'dumb blonde' and see if it changes her dating perspective. So, for two weeks, Harper goes undercover. She changes her wardrobe, her conversation, her body language. The result is a series of comical encounters. Soon, Harper must take a good look in the mirror and realize that it's not just men who judge people on their looks.

The Jumbo Book of Blonde Jokes

Author : Ed Sullivan
Publisher : New Line Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1844810828
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (448 download)

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Download or read book The Jumbo Book of Blonde Jokes written by Ed Sullivan and published by New Line Publishing. This book was released on 2004-07 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If the latest research on genetics is correct two hundred years from now the last blonde will be living in Finland and blondes (in their non-chemically enhanced state) will have disappeared, which gives us, males a rather tight deadline to make the most of the situation, pass round some jokes and ponder on the dismal state the world will be in once there are no more blondes! From quick-fire, short jokes to long, complex tales on blondes Ed Sullivan's lifelong collection of blonde jokes leaves few stones unturned and even fewer areas untouched when it comes to milking a situation for fun. All of which is an excellent reason to open up this eBook, fire up our email and fill up the inbox of friends and relatives with some truly hilarious stuff.

The Hurricane Blonde

Author : Halley Sutton
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593421906
Total Pages : 385 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (934 download)

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Download or read book The Hurricane Blonde written by Halley Sutton and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2023-08-08 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AN INSTANT USA TODAY BESTSELLER A former child starlet is plunged back into the dangerous glitter of Hollywood after discovering the body of a young actress. Salma Lowe, progeny of Hollywood royalty and a once-promising child actor, now spends her days as a guide for the Stars Six Feet Under tour, leading tourists through Los Angeles’s star-studded avenues to haunting sites where actresses of the past met untimely ends. Salma knows better than anyone that a tragic death is the surest path to stardom. Her sister, Tawney, viciously dubbed the "Hurricane Blonde," was murdered in the nineties, the case never solved and, to Salma’s ire, indefinitely closed . . . until she stumbles upon a dead body mid-tour, on the property where her sister once lived, at the precise scene of her sister’s demise. Even more uncanny: the deceased woman also looks like Tawney. The police are convinced this woman’s death was an accident—but Salma is haunted by the investigation’s echoes of her own past. What if this woman’s murder points to Tawney’s killer? Desperate to track down the culprit once and for all, Salma launches her own investigation, plunging back into the salacious but seductive world of Hollywood. And what she’ll find is that old secrets may just be worth killing for.

The Founding Flies

Author : Mike Valla
Publisher : Stackpole Books
ISBN 13 : 0811708330
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (117 download)

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Download or read book The Founding Flies written by Mike Valla and published by Stackpole Books. This book was released on 2013 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 43 American fly-tying masters, including Mary Orvis Marbury, Thaddeus Norris, and Theodore Gordon.

Actresses and Whores

Author : Kirsten Pullen
Publisher : Cambridge University Press
ISBN 13 : 9780521541022
Total Pages : 238 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book Actresses and Whores written by Kirsten Pullen and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 2005-02-17 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Publisher Description

Blonde Walks into a Bar

Author : Jonathan Swan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612433731
Total Pages : 511 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book Blonde Walks into a Bar written by Jonathan Swan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-07-28 with total page 511 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

The New Rules for Blondes

Author : Selena Coppock
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062131826
Total Pages : 266 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (621 download)

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Download or read book The New Rules for Blondes written by Selena Coppock and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2013-04-23 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writer, comedienne, and full-time Blonde, Selena Coppock offers up adventures, misadventures, and golden-hued nuggets of wisdom in a laugh-out-loud anthem for those of us who really do have more fun. . . . The modern blonde is savvy, wise, confident, capable, and not afraid to laugh at herself when the occasion calls for it. She knows who she is and is prepared to subvert all stereotypes (although she's not above wielding her golden tresses to her advantage), and knows how to be both classy and a little brassy. In the way only a Boston-bred New Yorker who once won "Best Hair" in her high school graduating class could, Coppock doles out tongue-in-cheek advice about avoiding hair disasters, the consequences of dating a man who cares a little too much about his own hair product, and so much more in an outrageous essay collection that will have even the staunchest of raven-haired beauties considering a trip to the nearest salon.

Blonde Like Me

Author : Natalia Ilyin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0684852144
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (848 download)

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Download or read book Blonde Like Me written by Natalia Ilyin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2000-02-22 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In essence, she shows us the difference between simply having blonde hair and being a blonde."--BOOK JACKET.

Man Walks into a Bar

Author : Stephen Arnott
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612433723
Total Pages : 653 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book Man Walks into a Bar written by Stephen Arnott and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-08-28 with total page 653 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes—arranged A-to-Z by subject! •Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” •Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! •What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!” •The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders, and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime. Keep yourself—and friends and family—laughing with a new joke every day. This book is packed full of thousands of jokes, alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, providing one gigantic, over-the-top, laugh-out-loud collection.