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Download or read book Birthday Suit written by Lauren Blakely and published by Guys Who Got Away. This book was released on 2024-09-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The one unbreakable rule in the Man Code is this: no matter how beautiful, smart, and clever she is, do not fall in love with your best friend's woman. Yeah, so I screwed up big time when I fell for her. I might have let my sin of unrequited love slide, given everything that went down in the last few years, but Lulu just walked back into my life as vibrant as ever. And the cards are stacked against me once again. We're working together, and the last thing I want to do is mess up her life with a forbidden office romance now that she's finally got the fresh start she deserves. Trouble is, she's even more irresistible than ever, and this time around I'm not sure any code can hold me back. Even if I stand to lose everything...
Download or read book Birthday Suit written by Olive Senior and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Naked is best!
Book Synopsis You Can't Iron a Wrinkled Birthday Suit by : Sharon Phennah
Download or read book You Can't Iron a Wrinkled Birthday Suit written by Sharon Phennah and published by BQB Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 351 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zany women and their pets have fun getting older. "When I get old, I hope to have friends as awesome as these. This is an absolutely feel good novel. Naturally, our intrepid characters, wattles and all, undergo all sorts of trials, but it's the compassion and generosity they exhibit that endears the reader." -- Sam Sanders, via NetGalley Zany families, eccentric friends, and ne-er-do-well neighbors inhabit the labyrinthine lives of three women friends as they grapple with real world events in one "Golden Year." An unwelcome visit from local law enforcement, a younger friend's romantic chaos, and the death of a parent combine with daily mundanities---laundry, scones, and senior sex---to create a walloping, raucous read. Opinionated pets---critics and alter egos---offer a rich counterpoint to the human dramas affecting their lives. Unfiltered and compelling, this entertaining sago provides readers of all ages with a new and positive view of growing older.
Book Synopsis Backbeard and the Birthday Suit by : Matthew McElligott
Download or read book Backbeard and the Birthday Suit written by Matthew McElligott and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2007-09-01 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After his birthday party, Backbeard decides to get a new suit, but the clothing shop in town doesn't sell pirate gear so he gets a new look, and he is not sure it will work for him.
Book Synopsis The King's Birthday Suit by : Peter Bently
Download or read book The King's Birthday Suit written by Peter Bently and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2021-04-29 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: King Albert-Horatio-Otto the Third had SO many clothes it was simply absurd ... So when two seemingly well-meaning fabric merchants promise to make an outfit of only the very BEST and most special cloth, King Albert-Horatio-Otto the Third simply cannot resist. He MUST have these new clothes! Surely, the unquestionably charitable and not-at-all-suspicious-looking tailors are genuine, and the King won't end up looking red-cheeked ... ? This funny and timely retelling of Hans Christian Andersen's classic fable 'The Emperor's New Clothes' will not only make children laugh, but also encourage them to think and speak up for what they believe. This audio-enabled edition comes with a gorgeous reading by Sam Newton, along with special music and sound effects.
Download or read book Lucky Suit written by Lauren Blakely and published by . This book was released on 2024-09-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm breaking up with set-ups. No more "can I introduce you to my son, nephew, grandson, the butcher, the guy down the street who mows my lawn." Machines know what's best, and I'll rely on the great dating algorithms of the web to find the ideal man, thank you very much. Soon enough, it looks like I've found him -- his nickname is Lucky Suit, and he's hilarious, quick-witted and full of heart. But when I finally get together with him in person, I have the distinct feeling I've met him before. Turns out there's more to our meeting than I had thought, and when we discover what truly brought us together, all bets are off.
Book Synopsis The Spectacular Suit by : Kat Patrick
Download or read book The Spectacular Suit written by Kat Patrick and published by Scribble UK. This book was released on 2023-09-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AS READ ON CBEEBIESBEDTIME STORIES 'What a spectacular story' Phoebe Bridgers A buoyant and heartwarming celebration of individuality, identity, and dressing to suit yourself! It's almost Frankie's birthday and everything is ready -- except for something to wear. All of her party dresses feel wrong. Her family tries to help, but it's no good. What Frankie longs for is a suit. A spectacular suit ... Can Frankie find the outfit of her dreams? The perfect gift for birthday parties, crafters, and children who don't identify with traditional gender roles Wonderful conversation starter for teachers and librarians to explore gender and identity with age-relevant material from creators whose life experience is reflected in the story
Download or read book Birthday Suit written by Tyler Durman and published by Tyler Durman Incorporated. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Durman has found a way to write short stories that are intensely funny and poignant at the same time. He discusses hippos, nuns, and nudity while seamlessly interlacing profound moments with themes like forgiveness, redemption, and hope. His voice is fresh, raw, and just pure fun.
Download or read book Newt in a Suit written by Andrew Weale and published by 'The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc'. This book was released on 2021-07-15 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A celebration of numbers and rhyme, Newt in a Suit combines colorful illustrations with wacky language to make learning to count fun and easy. Readers will count two flies in ties and three cockatoos in shoes, as they try to solve a mystery: where are all these animals going? After counting to ten, readers will be delighted to find out that all of these animals are going to the newt’s birthday party! This picture book is both educational and exciting, and kids will love learning to count with this wild crew.
Book Synopsis Man in the Empty Suit by : Sean Ferrell
Download or read book Man in the Empty Suit written by Sean Ferrell and published by Soho Press. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Say you're a time traveler and you've already toured the entirety of human history. After a while, the outside world might lose a little of its luster. That's why this time traveler celebrates his birthday partying with himself. Every year, he travels to an abandoned hotel in New York City in 2071, the hundredth anniversary of his birth, and drinks twelve-year-old Scotch (lots of it) with all the other versions of who he has been and who he will be. Sure, the party is the same year after year, but at least it's one party where he can really, well, be himself. The year he turns 39, though, the party takes a stressful turn for the worse. Before he even makes it into the grand ballroom for a drink he encounters the body of his forty-year-old self, dead of a gunshot wound to the head. As the older versions of himself at the party point out, the onus is on him to figure out what went wrong--he has one year to stop himself from being murdered, or they're all goners. As he follows clues that he may or may not have willingly left for himself, he discovers rampant paranoia and suspicion among his younger selves, and a frightening conspiracy among the Elders. Most complicated of all is a haunting woman possibly named Lily who turns up at the party this year, the first person besides himself he's ever seen at the party. For the first time, he has something to lose. Here's hoping he can save some version of his own life.
Book Synopsis Birthday Suit of God by : G. W. McGee
Download or read book Birthday Suit of God written by G. W. McGee and published by . This book was released on 2012-02-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Showing up to a birthday party in your birthday suit is probably not a good idea. But stripping reality down to its roots is. That's exactly what the tongue-in-cheek philosopher Nigel Quinn does. Between amazingly figuring out how to become a god himself, and teaching God how to become a better God, he discovers secrets of the universe that could change the fundamental ways in which human beings perceive reality. This is a story that calls out to the free spirit that dwells within us all; that spirit that longs to strip the meaning of life down to its birthday suit and then laugh at the beautiful naked hilarity/singularity of it all.
Book Synopsis Happy Birthday, Bear by : Richard Edwards
Download or read book Happy Birthday, Bear written by Richard Edwards and published by Alison Green Books. This book was released on 2008 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Will this be Bear's worst birthday ever . . . or his best? Bear can't wait to open his birthday presents. But what on earth have his friends given him? Sticks? Mud? Stones? Bear is bitterly disappointed. But then he discovers just how much fun simple presents can be. And when he realises what good friends he has, Bear's birthday turns out to be his best ever.
Book Synopsis Elf on the Shelf Official Annual 2020 by : Little Brother Books
Download or read book Elf on the Shelf Official Annual 2020 written by Little Brother Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-06 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you been naughty or nice? Get set for Christmas with our brand new magical Annual! Enjoy Elf-themed activities, stories and makes in this charming new Annual and help make it the best Christmas holiday ever! Includes recipes, craft ideas, quizes, puzzles, jokes, fun facts, etc.
Download or read book Nude Photography written by Roger Stanton and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-09-21 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nude Photography - [Sexy and attractive women dressed only in their birthday suit] Over a 100 sensual photos of the most beautiful nude women seductively posed. In this book the author exhibits: - Nudes - Bodyscape - Edgy images - Location shot nudes
Book Synopsis Commander in Cheese #4: The Birthday Suit by : Lindsey Leavitt
Download or read book Commander in Cheese #4: The Birthday Suit written by Lindsey Leavitt and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-01-10 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's President's Day and the Squeakerton mice have BIG plans to celebrate our nation's leaders...and their favorite mouse! When a human has a birthday, mice get to eat a BIG cake! When a mouse has a birthday, mice get to throw a BIG party! Ava and Dean can’t wait to surprise Gregory on his birthday. They have the perfect gift for this president-loving mouse: a special Abraham Lincoln suit made just for him! But making sure a mouse arrives at his surprise party on time is not easy . . . especially when the president's kids and their classmates are at the White House for a special President's Day field trip! This chapter book series is sure to thrill readers who love tiny details and big fun. Bonus cool facts about presidents, the White House, and U.S. history are featured in the back of the book.
Book Synopsis The Net Result - Book 1 by : Lucille Orr
Download or read book The Net Result - Book 1 written by Lucille Orr and published by eBookIt.com. This book was released on 2012 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This first book in a series of four books; includes the success stories of business and professional women who won the title of "South Australian Executive Woman of the Year." These women are the founders of the prestigious, "Telstra Business Women's Awards." This series of books have been used in "Career Study Classes" in High Schools, Universities and Business Colleges since the nineties. Women wanting to start their own small businesses and those keen to climb corporate ladders or sit on company boards have all gained the valuable knowledge they needed from these pioneering women's stories. Be sure to collect the four volumes in this set of invaluable books that were originally published for the members of the Australian Executive Women's Network.
Book Synopsis The League of Beastly Dreadfuls Book 1 by : Holly Grant
Download or read book The League of Beastly Dreadfuls Book 1 written by Holly Grant and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2016-01-19 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A creepy Victorian house, secretive aunties, and a great escape combine in this debut that is part Mysterious Benedict Society, part Roald Dahl, and all quirky, smart, hilarious storytelling. Join the League. . . . Anastasia is a completely average almost-eleven-year-old. That is, UNTIL her parents die in a tragic vacuum-cleaner accident. UNTIL she’s rescued by two long-lost great-aunties. And UNTIL she’s taken to their delightful and, er, “authentic” Victorian home, St. Agony’s Asylum for the Criminally Insane. But something strange is going on at the asylum. Anastasia soon begins to suspect that her aunties are not who they say they are. So when she meets Ollie and Quentin, two mysterious brothers, the three join together to plot their great escape! BONUS: Includes an excerpt of Viola Snodgrass’s Etiquette Manual for the Prim and Proper Sort! * “Concocting an eerie setting positively made for Unfortunate Events, Grant threads her narrative with direct addresses to Readers and delicious turns of phrase. . . . A yummy debut.” —Kirkus Reviews, Starred “Just the right mix of humor, magic, maliciousness, and suspense.” —Booklist “This adventure is filled with enough mystery and humor to keep readers wondering what will happen next. A solid debut reminiscent of Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events.” —School Library Journal “Wonderfully witty. It reminds me of Roald Dahl’s The Twits only in an insane asylum.” —Chris Grabenstein, Escape from Mr. Lemoncello’s Library
