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The Best Ever Book of Hockey Fan Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468114201
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (142 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Hockey Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Hockey fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Hockey Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of hockey fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one hockey fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many hockey fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do hockey fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A hockey fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Hockey fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the hockey fan.The hockey fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the hockey fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do hockey fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Best Dallas Stars Joke Book Ever

Author : Patrick Horne
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121240
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (212 download)

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Download or read book The Best Dallas Stars Joke Book Ever written by Patrick Horne and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Dallas Stars fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

101 Hockey Jokes

Author : Kara Woodburn
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781443113335
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (133 download)

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Download or read book 101 Hockey Jokes written by Kara Woodburn and published by . This book was released on 2012-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are 101 reasons to laugh about hockey! What is another word for a hockey fan?A Canadian! When do hockey players dress in formal attire?When it's a tie game! Why did the offensive coach get frustrated when he checked his email?He had too many forwards! We know Canadians love to laugh, and we definitely love our hockey. Combining the two into 101 Hockey Jokes? Now that's a recipe for some slapstick humour!

Sport Illustrated Kids Hockey Jokes!

Author : Blake Hoena
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 1496550943
Total Pages : 65 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (965 download)

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Download or read book Sport Illustrated Kids Hockey Jokes! written by Blake Hoena and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2017-08 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SPORTS ILLUSTRATED KIDS presents an all-star collection of HOCKEY jokes, riddles, and memes! With big-shot one-liners like "Why was the zombie thrown out of the hockey game? There was a face off in the corner!" these colorful, illustrated joke books will have HOCKEY fans rolling in the stadium aisles.

The Best Detroit Red Wings Joke Book Ever

Author : Roger Monks
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121257
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (212 download)

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Download or read book The Best Detroit Red Wings Joke Book Ever written by Roger Monks and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Detroit Red Wings fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best Columbus Blue Jackets Joke Book Ever

Author : Rory Burke
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121233
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (212 download)

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Download or read book The Best Columbus Blue Jackets Joke Book Ever written by Rory Burke and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Columbus Blue Jackets fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best Florida Panthers Joke Book Ever

Author : Peter Wickens
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121271
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (212 download)

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Download or read book The Best Florida Panthers Joke Book Ever written by Peter Wickens and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Florida Panthers fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best New York Islanders Joke Book Ever

Author : Mark Durdone
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121332
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (213 download)

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Download or read book The Best New York Islanders Joke Book Ever written by Mark Durdone and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for New York Islanders fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Down Goes Brown History of the NHL

Author : Sean McIndoe
Publisher : Random House Canada
ISBN 13 : 073527391X
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (352 download)

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Download or read book The Down Goes Brown History of the NHL written by Sean McIndoe and published by Random House Canada. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sean McIndoe of Down Goes Brown, one of hockey's favourite and funniest writers, takes aim at the game's most memorable moments--especially if they're memorable for the wrong reasons--in this warts-and-all history of the NHL. The NHL is, indisputably, weird. One moment, you're in awe of the speed, skill and intensity that define the sport, shaking your head as a player makes an impossible play, or shatters a longstanding record, or sobs into his first Stanley Cup. The next, everyone's wearing earmuffs, Mr. Rogers has shown up, and guys in yellow raincoats are officiating playoff games while everyone tries to figure out where the league president went. That's just life in the NHL, a league that often can't seem to get out of its own way. No matter how long you've been a hockey fan, you know that sinking feeling that maybe, just maybe, some of the people in charge here don't actually know what they're doing. And at some point, you've probably wondered: Has it always been this way? The short answer is yes. As for the longer answer, well, that's this book. In this fun, irreverent and fact-filled history, Sean McIndoe relates the flip side to the National Hockey League's storied past. His obsessively detailed memory combines with his keen sense for the absurdities that make you shake your head at the league and yet fanatically love the game, allowing you to laugh even when your team is the butt of the joke (and as a life-long Leafs fan, McIndoe takes the brunt of some of his own best zingers). The "Down Goes Brown" History of the NHL is the weird and wonderful league's story told as only Sean McIndoe can.

The Best Phoenix Coyotes Joke Book Ever

Author : Arthur Duggan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121431
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (214 download)

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Download or read book The Best Phoenix Coyotes Joke Book Ever written by Arthur Duggan and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Phoenix Coyotes fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best Toronto Maple Leafs Joke Book Ever

Author : Jackson Wilson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121059
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (21 download)

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Download or read book The Best Toronto Maple Leafs Joke Book Ever written by Jackson Wilson and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Toronto Maple Leafs fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best Vancouver Canucks Joke Book Ever

Author : Steve Zuppy
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121387
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (213 download)

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Download or read book The Best Vancouver Canucks Joke Book Ever written by Steve Zuppy and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Vancouver Canucks fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

Ice Hockey Made Simple

Author : P. J. Harari
Publisher : First Base Sports, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781884309113
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Ice Hockey Made Simple written by P. J. Harari and published by First Base Sports, Inc.. This book was released on 2002 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This easy-to-read guide, filled with illustrations and action photographs, contains everything for the fan and non-fan alike to understand and enjoy the sport of ice hockey. Each section stands alone, so it can be used as a handy reference guide, and it is so lightweight it can easily be taken to games. The book includes:- The Rules of Hockey Simplified - The Most Recent NHL Changes - What to Look For During Play - Statistics Explained - League and Playoff Formats - Stars of the Past and Present - Awards and Records- A Complete Glossary. The National Hockey League expansion of the last decade and the increased television coverage exposed millions of new fans to hockey. The Stanley Cup is now seen in over 170 countries, while annual sales of NHL merchandise today exceed $1 billion. Yet hockey remains one of the least understood sports. With the help of this guide, you can learn to follow the excitement of America's fastest-paced sport in no time at all.

The Best Winnipeg Jets Joke Book Ever

Author : Ryan Baptiste
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121158
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (211 download)

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Download or read book The Best Winnipeg Jets Joke Book Ever written by Ryan Baptiste and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Winnipeg Jets fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best Montreal Canadiens Joke Book Ever

Author : Callum Vincent
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121301
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (213 download)

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Download or read book The Best Montreal Canadiens Joke Book Ever written by Callum Vincent and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Montreal Canadiens fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best Ottawa Senators Joke Book Ever

Author : Rob North
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121356
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (213 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ottawa Senators Joke Book Ever written by Rob North and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Ottawa Senators fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Day I (Almost) Killed Two Gretzkys

Author : James Duthie
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 0470963654
Total Pages : 284 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (79 download)

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Download or read book The Day I (Almost) Killed Two Gretzkys written by James Duthie and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2010-08-17 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Praise for James Duthie's The Day I (Almost) Killed Two Gretzkys: " I was lucky to survive the day Duthie played in my golf tournament. Little did I know he'd turn the experience into one of the best books on sports that I've read in a long time." - Wayne Gretzky "Tragedy is easy. Comedy is hard. Sports comedy is even harder, but James Duthie, who we now know is as comfortable in front of a keyboard as he is a camera, treads whimsically through a sports landscape that certainly needs a smile. His is a biting wit, guaranteed to leave teeth marks." - Michael Farber, Sports Illustrated " If you like James Duthie on TSN, you're in for a treat. He's just as clever and witty in print. James is simply a great storyteller whose creative style will make you smile over and over." - Dave Naylor, The Globe and Mail "The Quiz sucks but Duthie's book is fantastic. He is one warped writer, but genius." - John Tortorella, New York Rangers coach " Duthie writes the way I played: With an edge, but never forgetting the game is supposed to be fun. This book is a ton of fun." - Jeremy Roenick, former NHL star "This guy does it all-he writes as well as he does television. That same somewhat aberrant sense of humour leaps off the pages. Sports fans will love this book!" - Brian Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM "I don't have kids nor can I legally admit to owning a monkey, but I do love hockey and Duthie manages to make them all work together. He effortlessly modernizes sports writing while respectfully tipping his hat to the old school." - George Stroumboulopoulos , Hockey Fan and Host of CBC's George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight So what's this book about? Well... This book is about hockey. And golf. And the Olympic Games. And being a broadcaster, a sports fan, a father, husband, and son. And having an unhealthy fascination with Anna Kournikova. It's a collection of things that marched through James Duthie's head over the years and spilled out into his weekly columns, selected, collected, and randomized for your reading pleasure. It's also educational! You'll learn about: Sidney Crosby's secrets Where you rank on The Jeter Meter of male success Why hockey's loser point has to go The best four-legged athlete ever What the clichés that come out of athletes' mouths really mean What it's like to be upstaged by a monkey And yes, how Duthie almost killed two Gretzkys on the same day. James Duthie has been writing columns about hockey, sport in general, and his own twisted view of the world for over a decade. This book is the first and only collection of some of his most popular and controversial columns, with several brand new, previously unpublished pieces. In The Day I (Almost) Killed Two Gretzkys, he brings his famous sense of humour, deep hockey knowledge, and his passion for sports of all kinds to fans and readers everywhere- no matter what team you cheer for. Often hilarious, sometimes insightful, occasionally touching and always passionate, Duthie's off-kilter view of sports and life shows how the spirit of sport unites us all.