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Author : Jonathan Swift
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781847496805
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (968 download)
Download or read book Benefit of Farting Explained written by Jonathan Swift and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-14 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Nick Caruso
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1526361892
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (263 download)
Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
Author : Mark Bacera
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781952343001
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (43 download)
Download or read book The Fart Book written by Mark Bacera and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-03 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Fascinating Book about FlatulenceIs your fart like a car, a truck, or perhaps a submarine?!Join Dr. Butts as he hilariously shows you different farts, then follow along as he answers these stinky questions:Where do farts come from?Why do farts stink?How many times do you fart every day?Is farting bad?Just remember one thing---you can enjoy your farts!
Author : Nick Caruso
Publisher : Hachette Books
ISBN 13 : 031648413X
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (164 download)
Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.
Author : Nishi Singh
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781519210593
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (15 download)
Download or read book Fart Science written by Nishi Singh and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-10 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book on "fart" is meant to be both fun and educational at the same time. It will explore in depth about why flatulence occurs and what exactly happens in our body to cause gas. Children will also learn about why farts create different sounds and smells. There are very good reasons for why farts smell and sound the way they do, so it is important to learn these reasons. Not only will this help them manage their own farts better, but can help educate others as well. It may seem like an uncomfortable topic to talk about with their friends and family, but it doesn't have to be. Flatulence is a biological function that could even be caused by diseases or cancers in the body. Although these are rare causes of flatulence, it is important that we understand it completely so that we can judge for ourselves if our excessive fart problem is something serious. This book will help children and adults alike and hence appreciate farts for what they are without always thinking bad about them. Topics covered in this book Introduction What is fart and flatulence The digestive system and flatulence Why do we fart - causes of flatulence Chemical composition of fart Why does fart smell so bad What causes farting sound Is smelling fart is good for you How to reduce flatulence Conclusion Further reading and credits
Author : Todd Strauss-Schulson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1614297827
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (142 download)
Download or read book Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts written by Todd Strauss-Schulson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-02-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--
Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481490648
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (814 download)
Download or read book Someone Farted written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”
Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : Frog Books
ISBN 13 : 9781583940792
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)
Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-03-31 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Author : Dan Santat
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 1626726825
Total Pages : 45 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (267 download)
Download or read book After the Fall (How Humpty Dumpty Got Back Up Again) written by Dan Santat and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times-bestselling creator of The Adventures of Beekle: The Unimaginary Friend comes the inspiring epilogue to the beloved classic nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty. Everyone knows that when Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. But what happened after? Caldecott Medalist Dan Santat's poignant tale follows Humpty Dumpty, an avid bird watcher whose favorite place to be is high up on the city wall--that is, until after his famous fall. Now terrified of heights, Humpty can longer do many of the things he loves most. Will he summon the courage to face his fear? After the Fall (How Humpty Dumpty Got Back Up Again) is a masterful picture book that will remind readers of all ages that Life begins when you get back up. 2018 NCTE Charlotte Huck Award Winner A Kirkus Reviews Best Picture Book of 2017 A New York Times Notable Children's Book of 2017 A New York City Public Library Notable Best Book for Kids A Chicago Public Library Best Book of 2017 A Horn Book Fanfare Best Book of 2017 An NPR Best Book of 2017
Author : Ralph Fletcher
Publisher : Heinemann Educational Books
ISBN 13 : 9780325088808
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (888 download)
Download or read book Joy Write written by Ralph Fletcher and published by Heinemann Educational Books. This book was released on 2017 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A writer needs wide latitude so she can bring all her intelligence to the task," Ralph observes. "Assigning a particular format -- a hamburger essay, for instance -- would curtail this play, if not eliminate it entirely." That's why, instead of teacher-driven assignments, Joy Write shares the whys and the how of giving students time and autonomy for the playful, low-stakes writing that leads to surprising, high-level growth. First Ralph makes the case for carving out classroom time for low-stakes writing, despite pressure to focus on persuasive essays and test prep. Then he shares five big ideas for choice-driven, authentic, informal writing -- deeply engaging work that kids want to do. He also provides numerous suggestions for helping students build and flex their writing muscles, increase their stamina, and develop passion for expressing themselves with the written word. -- Provided by publisher.
Author : Fartinando PUFF-INDORST (pseud. [i.e. Jonathan Swift?])
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (19 download)
Download or read book The Benefit of Farting Explained, &c. Or The Fundament-all Cause of the Distempers Incident to the Fair Sex Inquired Into ... The Twenty-fifth Edition ... Written in Spanish, by Don Fart-in-hand-o Puff-en-dorff ... Translated Into English ... by Obadiah Fizzle, Etc written by Fartinando PUFF-INDORST (pseud. [i.e. Jonathan Swift?]) and published by . This book was released on 1810 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Robert Munsch
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0385252676
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (852 download)
Download or read book Good Families Don't written by Robert Munsch and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1990-09-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good Families Don't is Munsch's funniest book yet, about a risqué subject that is guaranteed to have children--and adults--rolling in the aisles. When Carmen tries to tell her parents that there is a big fart lying on her bed, they don't believe her. "Good families like ours," they tell her, "do not have farts." But when they go upstairs to see, the fart attacks them--as it does the similarly disbelieving police when they arrive. Carmen is left to deal with the situation on her own, which she does with the help of a rose.
Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (18 download)
Download or read book Larry The Farting Leprechaun written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-29 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2021! Did you know that leprechauns fart? It's true! Follow Larry the Farting Leprechaun in the second volume of the Fart Dictionary series to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of leprechaun life. The Rainbow Rocket, Stinky Steppers and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, and booty. Grab this new release in time for St. Patrick's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
Author : Adele Mailer
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781569808047
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (8 download)
Download or read book The Last Party written by Adele Mailer and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A record of America in the 50s with a rich cast of characters; writers, painters, actors, rich and famous - all part of the tumultuous lives and loves of Norman and Adele Mailer. This is the intimate story of a literary genious in search of himself and the woman who was with him every step of the way.
Author : Fart in hando Puff-indorst
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (25 download)
Download or read book The Benefit of Farting Explain'd: Or The Fundament-all Cause of the Distempers Incident to the Fair-sex written by Fart in hando Puff-indorst and published by . This book was released on 1744 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Nick Sherrington
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781499756470
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (564 download)
Download or read book Fart written by Nick Sherrington and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-01-14 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For beginners and those aspiring to louder things. An A-Z of historical fart names depicting results. The food to eat to get the most from your 'expelling wind from the anus'. Farts are funny and globally now recognized as replacing Esperanto as the new universal language! Have a laugh and don't take life so seriously...
Author : Adrian Besley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781853758720
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (587 download)
Download or read book How to Fart at School ... written by Adrian Besley and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The definitive guide to playing tricks in school Be the envy of your classmates and the talk of the staff room! This book contains tons of tricks that will crown you the pran-King (or Queen) of your school. School can be a be a dull place (unless you're a teacher's pet) so every now and then someone has to step up and break the tedium. Nothing improves a boring lesson like a well-timed fart--it's guaranteed to stimulate lively debate (whodunnit?) and may even signal an early break. This is the ultimate guide to practical jokes--designed to liven up your timetable and make you the hero of the classroom. There are 68 cunning tricks, each one carefully explained and given a difficulty rating, or kudos should you actually get away with it!
