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Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (67 download)
Download or read book The Austere Academy written by Lemony Snicket and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 9780060566197
Total Pages : 221 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (661 download)
Download or read book A Series of Unfortunate Events #5: The Austere Academy CD written by Lemony Snicket and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2003-07-29 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING: LISTENING TO THIS TAPE WILL ONLY MAKE YOU WEEP... Dear Listener, If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school. Don't. For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives. Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals. S.O.R.E., and the metric system. It is my solemn duty to stay up all night reading my history of these three hapless youngsters into a microphone, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably listen to something else. With all due respect, LEMONY SNICKET
Author : Brett Helquist
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0060502053
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (65 download)
Download or read book Bedtime for Bear written by Brett Helquist and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-12-21 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wintertime is here, and that means it is bedtime for Bear. But Bear's friends don't think so. They want Bear to come and play outside in the snow. Bear can hear his friends calling. He hears them laughing and playing. Bear can't sleep. But it's bedtime! What is a bear to do?
Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061757160
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (617 download)
Download or read book A Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill written by Lemony Snicket and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put this book down instantaneously, because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill, and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every log. The pages of this book, I'm sorry to inform you, contain such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine, a bad casserole, a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be, a hypnotist, a terrible accident resulting in injury, and coupons. I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket
Author : Joe Tracz
Publisher : Hachette Books
ISBN 13 : 0316451835
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (164 download)
Download or read book The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations written by Joe Tracz and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This mysterious illustrated tie-in to Netflix's award-winning A Series of Unfortunate Events -- featuring an introduction by Count Olaf's legal representative, Neil Patrick Harris -- shares insider secrets about the Baudelaire family and the making of the show. In every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire in the mind... In this collector's companion you will discover never-before-seen photographs, never-before-told stories, and never-before, revealed secrets spanning all three seasons of the hilariously twisted, critically acclaimed hit series. You will encounter original concept art, annotated script excerpts, and interviews with the creative team and all-star cast, as well as glossaries, recipes, lyric sheets, hidden Easter eggs, shocking backstories, and suspicious pages from the titular tome, unredacted, and revealed here for the first time. Featuring interviews with: Tony Hale Daniel Handler Aasif Mandvi Sara Rue Barry Sonnenfeld Patrick Warburton Bo Welch Alfre Woodard and more... Perhaps you are wondering how a noble person such as yourself might become a member of a secret organization. Like so many things in life, it starts by picking up the right book. So go ahead, read at your own risk.
Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061757187
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (617 download)
Download or read book A Series of Unfortunate Events #6: The Ersatz Elevator written by Lemony Snicket and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES In their most daring misadventure, the Baudelaire orphans are adopted by very, very rich people, whose penthouse apartment is located mysteriously close to the place where all their misfortune began. Even though their new home in the city is fancy, and the children are clever and charming, I'm sorry to say that still, the unlucky orphans will encounter more disaster and woe. In fact, in this sixth book in A Series of Unfortunate Events, the children will experience a darkened staircase, a red herring, an auction, parsley soda, some friends in a dire situation, a secret passageway, and pinstripe suits. Both literary and irreverent, hilarious and deftly crafted, A Series of Unfortunate Events offers an exquisitely dark comedy in the tradition of Edward Gorey and Roald Dahl. Lemon Snicket's uproariously unhappy books continue to win readers, despite all his warnings.
Author : Jeri Massi
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780890844120
Total Pages : 172 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (441 download)
Download or read book Courage by Darkness written by Jeri Massi and published by . This book was released on 1987-12 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet the third Derwood: short, nearsighted, and afraid of everything. Jean Derwood's biggest hope is that one day she will do something brave or heroic and prove that she is not a coward. Chances of heroism seem pretty slim in the quiet town of Peabody, Wisconsin, but then a letter arrives for the family, inviting them down to Uncle Rufus's farm in Alabama. As Jean soon learns, the farm is next to an abandoned hunting lodge and no more than a mile from the turning and twisting passages of Limestone Cave. To make things even more interesting, a stolen jewel called the Winchester Beryl is said to have been hidden in the area. The police are still combing the mountains for the jewel thieves. Afraid, on the one hand, that the Lord will not send her an adventure and yet afraid that He will, Jean's first chore is to convince her parents to let her stay at the farm. Book jacket.
Author : Philip Dray
Publisher : Anchor
ISBN 13 : 0307389766
Total Pages : 818 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (73 download)
Download or read book There Is Power in a Union written by Philip Dray and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2011-09-20 with total page 818 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the nineteenth-century textile mills of Lowell, Massachusetts, to the triumph of unions in the twentieth century and their waning influence today, the contest between labor and capital for the American bounty has shaped our national experience. In this stirring new history, Philip Dray shows us the vital accomplishments of organized labor and illuminates its central role in our social, political, economic, and cultural evolution. His epic, character-driven narrative not only restores to our collective memory the indelible story of American labor, it also demonstrates the importance of the fight for fairness and economic democracy, and why that effort remains so urgent today.
Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061965146
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (619 download)
Download or read book The Lump of Coal written by Lemony Snicket and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Forget Frosty the Snowman or Ruldolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The next great holiday hero is a small, flammable chunk of barbecue fodder. He's impeccably dressed, he's terribly grumpy, and he's looking for a holiday miracle. It's unmistakably Snicket - here's the opening line: This holiday season is a time for stoytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week, or a baby born in a barn without proper medical supervision, these stories often feature miracles.
Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062224972
Total Pages : 219 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (622 download)
Download or read book A Series of Unfortunate Events Collection: Books 4-6 written by Lemony Snicket and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-06-12 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES A Warning from the Publisher: Imagine you are wearing a bandage that needs to be removed. Are you the sort of person who tears the bandage right off, causing an enormous amount of pain in a short instance? Or do you prefer to spread your pain out over a longer period of time, by slowly unpeeling the bandage from your injury? If you are the first type of person, then this three-book electronic collection might be for you. All of the misery and woe available in three Lemony Snicket volumes—The Miserable Mill, The Austere Academy, and The Ersatz Elevator—have been joined into one compactly miserable package, so readers foolish enough to read about the Baudelaire orphans can be unnerved in a slightly more economical fashion. If you are the second type of person, then volumes four through six in A Series of Unfortunate Events might be for you. Even if you unwisely choose to read them at a more leisurely pace, you will encounter such atrocities as poorly paid employees, a hypnotist, an evil scheme, a gym teacher, dripping fungus, another evil scheme, a fake accent, three mysterious consonants, a red herring, and at least one more evil scheme. Of course, most people would prefer not to be injured at all. We salute these sensible people, who will doubtless not purchase any books by Lemony Snicket, no matter how conveniently bundled.
Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Egmont Books (UK)
ISBN 13 : 9781405266062
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (66 download)
Download or read book A Series of Unfortunate Events 01. The Bad Beginning written by Lemony Snicket and published by Egmont Books (UK). This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is nothing to be found in the pages of A Series of Unfortunate Events but misery and despair. You still have time to choose another international best-seller to read. But if you must know what unpleasantries befall the charming and clever Baudelaire children read on . . . In The Bad Beginning the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune and cold porridge for breakfast. Then again, why trouble yourself with the unfortunate resolutions? With 5 million copies sold in the UK alone, one might consider Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events to make him one of the most successful children’s authors of the past decade. We, however, consider these miserable so-called adventure stories and the Hollywood film starring Jim Carrey that accompanied the books for children as nothing more than a dreadful mistake.
Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780060537609
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (376 download)
Download or read book The Dilemma Deepens written by Lemony Snicket and published by . This book was released on 2002-10-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316392766
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (163 download)
Download or read book The Bad Mood and the Stick written by Lemony Snicket and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author Lemony Snicket sheds light on the way bad moods come and go. Once there was a bad mood and a stick. The stick appeared when a tree dropped it. Where did the bad mood come from? Who picked up the stick? And where is the bad mood off to now? You never know what is going to happen.
Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0060562250
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (65 download)
Download or read book A Series of Unfortunate Events: Lemony Snicket written by Lemony Snicket and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2003-05-06 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Warning from the Publisher: Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following: 1. Who is Lemony? 2. Is there a secret organization I should know about? 3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans? 4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice? 5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies adorable?"
Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Farshore
ISBN 13 : 9781405266086
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (66 download)
Download or read book The Wide Window written by Lemony Snicket and published by Farshore. This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A story that includes a hurricane, a signalling device, hungry leaches, cold cucumber soup, a horrible villain and a doll named Pretty Penny.
Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061757209
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (617 download)
Download or read book A Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital written by Lemony Snicket and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-03-17 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES The Baudelaires need a safe place to stay—somewhere far away from terrible villains and local police. A quiet refuge where misfortune never visits. Might Heimlich Hospital be just the place? In Lemony Snicket's eighth ghastly installment in A Series of Unfortunate Events, I'm sorry to say that the Baudelaire orphans will spend time in a hospital where they risk encountering a misleading newspaper headline, unnecessary surgery, an intercom system, anesthesia, heart-shaped balloons, and some very startling news about a fire.
Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Egmont Books (UK)
ISBN 13 : 9781405253871
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (538 download)
Download or read book The Penultimate Peril written by Lemony Snicket and published by Egmont Books (UK). This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Baudelaire orphans disguise themselves as employees of the Hotel Denoument and find themselves pursued by the evil Count Olaf and others.
