The Analboros: A Collection of Recursive Butt Pounding Tales

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ISBN 13 : 9781797894256
Total Pages : 106 pages
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Download or read book The Analboros: A Collection of Recursive Butt Pounding Tales written by Chuck Tingle and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-23 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sliver of light creeps through the darkness of an ancient chamber, the first fresh air to sweep through this mysterious hidden tomb in thousands of years. A handsome adventurer enters cautiously, scanning for traps as his eyes dart across every dust covered surface. Suddenly, his gaze stops on a thick tome of ageless lore, the one treasure he's been searching for.The man rushes forward, throwing his trepidation aside as he stanches up the volume and opens to the first page. He begins to read, but as the words sweep through his mind they become difficult for a mere moral to comprehend, pulling the man deeper and deeper into a place of infinite cosmic recursion.As reality begins to melt in on itself, the adventurer has one final thought: was it worth it?The mysteries of the universe coursing through his very being, the man smiles with satisfaction, transitioning into an existence beyond time or space. Moments later, his ancient book clatters to the stone floor, The Analboros printed in bold letters across its primordial cover.Collected within this volume are the following tales...Pounded In The Butt By My Own ButtPounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"'"Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'"Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"'"'"

Buttception

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ISBN 13 : 9781511646116
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (461 download)

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Download or read book Buttception written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-04-09 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chuck Tingle, a writer who defined a generation with his sensual brand of homoerotic thriller, is back with a three-book collection that has been heralded by Death And Taxes Magazine as "a transhumanist masterpiece."What begins as the simple story of a man's true love for a gay unicorn sailor quickly evolves into something else entirely, each tale pulling farther and farther out to reveal a breathtaking glimpse at the greatest author of our time. Like a butt within a butt within butt, this trilogy will have your perception of time and space turned completely upside down in total buttception. Welcome to the future of literature.ANALLY YOURS, THE UNICORN SAILOROut for a stroll after breaking up with his girlfriend, Tuck never could have imagined that he would meet the love of his life in the form of a gay unicorn sailor named Hunter, but that's exactly what happens. The two share a romantic evening until it's revealed that Hunter is about to embark on a year long sail around the world. However, their love remains strong in a series of explicit letters. But Hunter is planning something that will redefine the meaning of love between a man and a unicorn. Soon Tuck finds himself whisked away to the Bahamas on a private helicopter for a hardcore, anal surprise that will have your jaw on the floor. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTTKirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA. But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk's butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two. Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core... his own gay ass! POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT"Buck Trungle is a world famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it's a fear that Buck must now face head on. Buck's novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck's lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face things take a turn for the erotic. Soon enough, Buck is selling himself to seal the deal with this sentient novel, but can he give his ass away without giving a piece of his heart, as well?

A Pound a Day Keeps the Butt Ok

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ISBN 13 : 9781720409687
Total Pages : 98 pages
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Download or read book A Pound a Day Keeps the Butt Ok written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Time is a mysterious and elusive thing, an experienced lover that's been around for a while. It's no wonder time is so alluring in all of its forms, especially the days of the week that we've all experienced our fair share of. Collected within this volume is a hardcore, erotic tale for every handsome, physically manifested day.Featuring the following gay erotic tales...MONDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTTUESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWEDNESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTTHURSDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTFRIDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTSATURDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTSUNDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTT

Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide to Romance

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ISBN 13 : 9781514740736
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide to Romance written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-06-30 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When it comes to dating, romance and all things sensual, few figures are quite as revered as Dr. Chuck Tingle; erotica author, cultural icon, and now self-help guru. As the generation's leading voice on the subject of sex, Dr. Tingle has blown the lid off of dating in modern times, revealing his hard earned tips and tricks for navigating the waters of single life and beyond. With Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance, readers now have a glimpse into the mysterious world of Tingle, covering relationship advice for all four datable creatures: Dinosaurs, unicorns, bigfeet and living objects. Chuck also provides his wisdom on unconventional relationships, like submissive, domineering, open relationships, ghost relationships and more. For readers with a culinary or wizardly bent, Chuck includes his signature recipe for spaghetti and chocolate milk, as well as a spell book geared specifically towards romance. Ladies and gentlemen, the doctor is in. Warning: This book includes graphic depictions of gay sexuality. Reader discretion is advised.

Scary Stories to Tingle Your Butt

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ISBN 13 : 9781517109967
Total Pages : 92 pages
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Download or read book Scary Stories to Tingle Your Butt written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-08-29 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the dead of night comes a terrifying scream, not of fear, but of hardcore gay passion between a man and the gay bigfoot that haunts his balls. If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTT ANGRY MAN POUNDED BY THE FEAR OF HIS LATENT GAYNESS OVER A DINOSAUR TRANSITIONING INTO A UNICORN MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE GAY UNICORN COLONEL THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA STALKS MY GAY BUTTHOLE THE CURSE OF BIGFOOT BUTT CAMP REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK Reader beware, you're in for a boner!

Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt and Turns Me Gay

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ISBN 13 : 9781530213276
Total Pages : 104 pages
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Download or read book Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt and Turns Me Gay written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-25 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no denying that food and sex go hand in hand, and never has that been more apparent than with Chuck Tingle's sizzling erotic collection Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My But And Turns Me Gay. Collected within are the most mouth watering tales of gay food and drink that you will ever indulge in, including eight short stories, as well as Chuck's famous recipes for spaghetti and chocolate milk. Featuring... CREAMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LIVING CORN GLAZED BY THE GAY LIVING DONUTS SLAMMED UP THE BUTT BY MY HOT COFFEE BOSS OPPRESSED IN THE BUTT BY MY INCLUSIVE HOLIDAY COFFEE CUPS TURNED GAY BY THE LIVING ALPHA DINER BIGFOOT SOMMELIER BUTT TASTING SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE LIVING LEFTOVER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FROM MY KITCHEN CABINET SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS

Breaking the Fourth Butt

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ISBN 13 : 9781523907045
Total Pages : 108 pages
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Download or read book Breaking the Fourth Butt written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-07 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chuck Tingle is the voice of a generation, a literary mastermind who has completely changed the way that the world looks at dinosaur, bigfoot, unicorn and living object romance. Now, however, things are about to get meta. In the world of Chuck Tingle, anything can pound you in the butt, from your reaction to the title of this hardcore bundle, to this very sentence itself. When Chuck takes the reins,no butt is left unpounded, even the reader's, breaking through fourth walls just as easily as he does anal seals. Collected within are eight of Chuck Tingle's greatest reality-bending tinglers, including... LONELY AUTHOR POUNDED BY DINOSAUR SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWERS SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT" POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT'" POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT"'" SLAMMED IN THE BUTTHOLE BY MY CONCEPT OF LINEAR TIME TURNED GAY BY THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD THAT I MAY ACTUALLY BE A CHARACTER IN A CHUCK TINGLE BOOK

Chuck's Bigfoot Tinglers:

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ISBN 13 : 9781508495123
Total Pages : 44 pages
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Download or read book Chuck's Bigfoot Tinglers: written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-02-16 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED BY PRESIDENT BIGFOOT Allen has been interested in politics his entire life, but when things don't work out the way he'd planned, Allen settles for a fast paced carrier in political journalism. It's no surprise that Allen jumps at the chance to interview President Yuldok, a bigfoot, as well as the first non-human president of the United States. Allen also has his suspicions about the president's sexuality, which come to a head during the interview. Soon enough, Allen is making history by taking a gay pounding in the oval office from the first bigfoot president! BIGFOOT SOMMELIER BUTT TASTING Nick is the most girl crazy dude in his frat, but when him and the bros head up to Napa Valley for a quiet weekend, Nick quickly realizes that his chances of scoring a chick are next to nothing. Nick's disappointment soon turns into a powerful, gay attraction however, when he meets a dashing bigfoot sommelier, Torbo Gulgot, who invites him back for an after hours sampling. Little does Nick realize, it's not the wine that Torbo will be tasting, it's Nick's hot bro ass. SEDUCED BY DOCTOR BIGFOOT: ATTORNEY AT LARGE On the eve of the biggest case of his life, attorney Mark Tucker gets some devastating news. The opposition has brought in a new lawyer, the notorious Nart Bulgok, who has never lost a case and is the mythical creature, Bigfoot, as well as a renowned doctor. After completely botching his opening statement, Mark retreats to a nearby bar to nurse his wounds. But when Nart shows up to offer an olive branch, things take a turn for the unexpected. Suddenly, the two of them find themselves wrapped up in a sordid night of erotic, gay desire, one that will change the shape of their hearts, and buttholes, forever.

Not Pounded By Anything

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ISBN 13 : 9781072912354
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (123 download)

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Download or read book Not Pounded By Anything written by Chuck Tingle and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-09 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Across the wide world of the Tingleverse, one thing is clear: love is real. But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle.NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAYWhen Ken starts his day late for a very important presentation at work, he has no idea how much this small mistake will change the rest of his life. Soon enough, the handsome man is having several platonic encounters with a Unicorn Butt Cop, his bigfoot boss, and a shirtless dinosaur librarian.Eventually, Ken finds himself on a dinner date with the muscular dinosaur, feasting on a home cooked meal as the two enjoy each other's presence. But is their connection simply friendship? Or something romantic?One thing's for sure, it's definitely not sexual; and that's okay!NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAY" AND THAT'S OKAYWorld famous author, Luck Dingle, needs a vacation. Taking a break from the cold of Billings, Luck travels to Hawaii only to discover that the sentient, physical manifestation of his latest book, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay, has embarked on a similar journey.NOT POUNDED AT THE LAST SECOND BECAUSE CONSENT CAN BE GIVEN AND REVOKED AT ANY MOMENT AND THIS IS A WONDERFUL THING THAT'S IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTANDBlip is on the way to a white water rafting trip, but he's nervous about the adventure before it even begins. Fortunately, Blip finds himself with a wonderful and patient guide, a handsome bigfoot named Garto Grims who explains that, while the river may seem like there's only one path to take, there are actually several forks in the road, and it's always okay to stop entirely.As the attraction between Blip and Garto mounts, they suddenly find themselves locked in the heat of passion, and when Blip suddenly changes his mind about the encounter, he quickly learns that's okay!DRESSED UP HANDSOME AND NOT POUNDED BECAUSE COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENTClippo loves science fiction, fantasy and comic books, but he's never managed to make it to a convention; until now. This weekend, Clippo and his friend Jorn are headed to Tinglecon, dressed up real handsome and excited to show off their new outfits.But when someone approaches Clippo inappropriately, security is quickly called. With the T-Rex head of security as his guide, Clippo has a front row seat in observing the world of self-entitled morons who think cosplay is consent. Clippo witness's a variety of tests that prove time and time again, these idiotic men have no idea what they're talking about.NICE GUY DINOSAUR DOESN'T POUND ME IN THE BUTT BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED AND HE'S NOT ACTUALLY NICE HE'S JUST ANNOYING AND CREPPY AND DOESN'T RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES WHEN I TELL HIM WE'RE NOT ON A DATEWhen Montan learns that his local comic shop is holding a tournament for one of his favorite, old-school videogames, he desperately wants to go. Unfortunately, tickets have been sold out for a while, but when a fedora-wearing dinosaur named Prenko overhears Montan's dilemma, he offers an extra ticket.NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY NEED TO PLEASE EVERYONE BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT'S OKAY TO GIVE BACK TO YOURSELFJoey likes to help the people around him, and he's proud of that fact, but after fainting at work from exhaustion the man begins to realize that he might be wearing himself out. Unfortunately, when the physical manifestation of Joey's need to please everyone around him shows up, things go from bad to worse.

Pounded by Politics Again: Nine More Tales of Civic Butthole Diplomacy

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ISBN 13 : 9781975895365
Total Pages : 112 pages
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Download or read book Pounded by Politics Again: Nine More Tales of Civic Butthole Diplomacy written by Chuck Tingle and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-29 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A must read for any political junkie, Pounded By Politics Again: Nine More Tales Of Civic Butthole Diplomacy collects Chuck Tingle's finest stories of hardcore gay democracy in action. Whether it's hardcore fake news causing very real boners, or a handsome living corn getting fired in the butt, this assortment of erotic fiction has something for buckaroos of every political background.Within this compilation you will find the following inspirational tinglers...FAKE NEWS REAL BONERSDOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME RUSSIAN T-REX WHO ALSO PEED ON HIS BUTT AND THEN BLACKMAILED HIM WITH THE VIDEOS OF HIS BUTT GETTING PEED ONREDACTED IN THE BUTT BY REDACTED UNDER THE TROMP ADMINISTRATIONDOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY HIS FABRICATED WIRETAPPING SCANDAL MADE UP TO REDIRECT FOCUS AWAY FROM HIS SEEMINGLY ENDLESS UNETHICAL CONNECTIONS TO RUSSIAPOUINDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF MY OWN IGNORANT CLIMATE CHANGE DENIALDOMALD TROMP'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF HIS INCRIMINATING TAX RETURNSLIVING CORN JAMES CORNY FIRED IN THE BUTTPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY COVFEFEENGLAND'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY A HUNG PARLIAMENT

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ISBN 13 : 9789798749490
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Download or read book Straight written by Chuck Tingle and published by . This book was released on 2021 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "When a strange tear in the cosmos appears within Earth's annual path, the consequences are disastrous. For one night a year, the vast majority of humans now undergo a frightening mental change, transforming into hateful, rage-fueled zombies who will stop at nothing to satiate their desire for brutality. While not much is understood about this horrific mass hysteria, the demographic it effects is very specific: cisgender straight people. A few years after the first of these tragic events, four friends from across the queer spectrum look for safety in solitude, hunkering down in a remote desert cabin for what is now known as Saturation Day. With a vaccine available for straight people to curb their violent episodes, some predict the worst is over. Others aren't so sure. As night falls, it becomes clear that survival isn't guaranteed this Saturation Day"--Back cover.

Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers:

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ISBN 13 : 9781514304471
Total Pages : 44 pages
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Download or read book Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-06-11 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you.GAYGENT BROTOSAURUS: THE BUTT IS NOT ENOUGH John Marks is just an average bellboy working at Central America's finest luxury hotel, until two mysterious characters show up and change his life forever. The first is the villainous Tudwig Cobbler, an imposing Russian with a hook for a hand, and the second is Gaygent Brontosaurus, a dinosaur who immediately sweeps John off of his feet. Soon John finds himself wrapped up in a world of high stakes espionage and international terrorism, all culminating in a magical night of hardcore, erotic romance on the beach with his handsome, prehistoric lover. PROFESSOR T-REX TEACHES ME GAYNESS James is a guy from the wrong side of the tracks, and thanks to his financial woes, he is destined to be stuck there forever. But everything changes when James, working as a college janitor, solves a problem on the blackboard of an empty classroom. Now a handsome T-Rex professor wants to teach James the most important lesson of all... gayness. But is gayness a power to volatile to be contained? LONELY AUTHOR POUNDED BY DINOSAUR SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWERS After writing his award winning erotic novel, Reamed By My Reaction To The Title Of This Book, Buck Trungle soon finds himself in a deep depression. Out of ideas for his next erotic tale, Buck turns to Torter, his favorite social media platform, in desperation. "Is anyone out there real?" Buck asks, not knowing that the answer to his question will unravel the fabric of his very universe. One by one Buck's Torter friends begin showing up to disclose that they are actually, in fact, gay dinosaurs. But will this incredible revelation lead to an even deeper depression, or a hardcore dinosaur gangbang?

Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass

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ISBN 13 : 9781517103156
Total Pages : 114 pages
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Download or read book Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass written by Dr Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-08-29 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "My name is John Hams and I'm a sex addict." And so begins Dr. Chuck Tingle's first full length novel, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass, a thrilling superhero origin story that will take you to the edge of gay erotic romance and stare bravely into the abyss. It is a story so powerful, so sensual, that it could change the very face of erotic literature forever. John Hams is a man who has lost it all, a nine-to-five nobody with an addiction to billionaire dinosaur bad boys. That is, until a freak accident at work imbues John with the ability to transform into an achingly handsome helicopter at will. Suddenly, things are looking up, as John uses his ability to woo the dashing stegosaurus from his addicts group who just happens to have a thing for rugged aircrafts. But it's not long before John's new helicopter identity starts to spin out of control, taking on a personality of its own as the wild and horny Chibs Pratt, chopper with abs. Can John Hams become the hardcore gay hero that he is destined to be, or is this shifter bound to be nothing more than his own worst enemy? The room itself is massive, as well, with another set of windows that fill the far wall from floor to ceiling and look out towards the distant Hollywood Hills. It's a corner unit, providing two completely unique, but equally breathtaking, views. I slowly strut across the hardwood floors on my landing skids towards Yorb, enjoying the way that his yellow dinosaur eyes flicker and dance across my metallic body. At this point, he can't help but stare. Seductively, I give my blades a quick flash of speed and hover up onto the bed, then crawl towards him, eventually positioning myself directly over his body. I take Yorb's hands carefully with two blades and pull them above his head, controlling him completely as I make my way down his ripped chest and scaly abs with a series of sensual helicopter kisses.

Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus

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Total Pages : 160 pages
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Download or read book Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus written by Chuck Tingle and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-06-12 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who's found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet's agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration. Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel? Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities that differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated. Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real. This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

Scary Stories to Tingle Your Butt

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ISBN 13 : 9781726806688
Total Pages : 91 pages
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Download or read book Scary Stories to Tingle Your Butt written by Chuck Tingle and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-06 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The phone rings and you answer immediately, finding the operator in a panic. "The call is coming from inside your butt!" they shout.If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 3, a seven-book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone.Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature...THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR BUTTWEREPLANE BUTT PARTYOPEN WIDE FOR THE HANDSOME SABERTOOTH DENTIST WHO IS ALSO A GHOSTTHE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AUTUMN TURNS ME GAYPOUNDED BY THE HANDSOME ZOMBIE ELEVATOR WHO IS ALSO A LAWYERSENTIENT PHANTOM TWO TRUCK POUNDS MY BUTTTHE BUTT FILES: THE CASE OF BIGFOOT'S WEINERReader beware, you're in for a boner!

Bisexual Buckaroos

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ISBN 13 : 9781678545628
Total Pages : 86 pages
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Download or read book Bisexual Buckaroos written by Chuck Tingle and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-20 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone has a preferred pound, and this truth is an important part of what makes us special, important and unique. While some buckaroos enjoy the touch of a male bud, others prefer the embrace of a beautiful woman. This particular collection is for those who want it all, and prefer to express this bisexual attraction in a group setting. Bisexual Buckaroos: Seven Bi Group Encounters In The Tingleverse proves there's more than one way to prove love is real. Included within are the following erotic tales: BISEXUALLY SANDWICHED BY MY SENTIENT PEANUT BUTTER HUSBAND AND OUR NEW LIVING JELLY GIRLFRIEND MY HUSBAND AND I FIND OUR UNICORN AND SHE'S A BIGFOOT ALSO MY HUSBAND IS A DINOSAUR WE ARE LOVING BISEXUALS AND THEY ARE LIVING BICYCLES SHE'S A SENTIENT SHAMPOO AND HE'S A LIVING CONDITIONER WHO WANTS TO POUND MY BUTT BISEXUAL POLYHEDRAL ROLE-PLAYING DICE ORGY SENTIENT BISEXUAL KETCHUP AND MUSTARD GET ME OFF BISEXUALLY BANGED BY MY LIVING LEFT AND RIGHT HEADPHONES

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781507794180
Total Pages : 42 pages
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Book Synopsis Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: by : Chuck Tingle

Download or read book Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-01-30 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. MY BILLIONAIRE TRICERATOPS CRAVES GAY ASS Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer. Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New York City, and realize that there may have been more to their relationship besides prehistoric pet and master. Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the triceratops is willing to take another chance on Jeremy, and soon the two find themselves locked in a passionate evening of gay human-dino love. GAY T-REX LAW FIRM: EXECUTIVE BONER When Donny lands a job at Jurassic Law, the world's leading T-rex law firm, he's absolutely thrilled. Unfortunately, after just one day it quickly becomes clear that Donny's new position entails more than just legal work. Soon Donny makes the deal of a lifetime and finds himself contractually bound into a gay T-rex gangbang that gives new meaning to the term, "dinosaur bones." SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION Space can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual. It's not gay if it's a man and a dinosaur, is it?