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The Amusing Bible

Author : Arthur Tovmasyan
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1491761946
Total Pages : 525 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (917 download)

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Download or read book The Amusing Bible written by Arthur Tovmasyan and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2015-08-14 with total page 525 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another consideration, which just logically unfolds is that apparently, God had an ulterior motive, and he was eventually glad for the fall of man. Basically, the man had the right to tell him: My dear Daddy-God! If I am not mistaken, the good is what you like and what is morally good, and the bad, on the contrary, is all that is bad and all that you do not like. Is it like that or not? That is right, my son, would have answered the Creator. In this case, could continue Adam, let me know what is wrong, so that I could avoid it. Otherwise, why is this tree here, if I cannot touch it? However, instead of God, the priests concealing themselves under his name give answers. They say, God put our newborn humanity to a test. God wanted to see if Adam would obey, when he requires minor hardships from him. However, this statement is easily disproved. According to theological imaginations, God is all-knowing and he knows the future. Therefore, he should have foreseen what would happen, because nothing is done without his will. This means that God himself wanted the people whom he created to sin. There is no doubt in that.

The Fun Bible Search Book

Author : Chad Frye
Publisher : Barbour Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781557483096
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book The Fun Bible Search Book written by Chad Frye and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 1992 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow Rupert and his bird Reginald back into the Biblical era. Citations are given for each Bible story.

Good Book

Author : David Plotz
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061972886
Total Pages : 441 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (619 download)

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Download or read book Good Book written by David Plotz and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-02-20 with total page 441 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Hilarious. . . . It’s Cliff Notes for Scripture—screenplay by Plotz, story by God. . . . In the end, though, the book is made by the spirit of the writer.” — The New York Times Book Review “Like the Bible itself, Good Book contains multitudes—it is by turns thought-provoking, funny, enlightening and moving.” — A. J. Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblically “Plotz is a genius writer.” — Franklin Foer, author of How Soccer Explains the World A whip-smart, laugh-out-loud tour through the most important book in the world, a book most people have never read: the Bible.

Big Fun Bible Puzzle Book

Author : Thomas Nelson
Publisher : Thomas Nelson Inc
ISBN 13 : 071804178X
Total Pages : 449 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Big Fun Bible Puzzle Book written by Thomas Nelson and published by Thomas Nelson Inc. This book was released on 2015-06-02 with total page 449 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Big Fun Bible Puzzle Book is packed with hundreds of word searches, maze games, crosswords, and fast facts. Big Fun Bible Puzzle Book will provide hours of enjoyment for everyone!

Laughing in the Dark

Author : Chonda Pierce
Publisher : Provident Distribution
ISBN 13 : 9781944781804
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (818 download)

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Download or read book Laughing in the Dark written by Chonda Pierce and published by Provident Distribution. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on the hit movie, Chonda and co-writer Dale McCleskey (Beth Moore, Priscilla Shirer) dig into one of the Bible's most difficult books. Chonda parallels her life and many woman's experiences to Job's struggles and enduring faith. Chonda's take on pain, loss, friends, relatives and the nature of God are filled with the truth and humor that Conda's legions of fans have come to expect from one of the most influential Christian women in our era. From the introduction. . .Whether you're new to Bible study or you like to read the original Hebrew text for relaxation, I hope you will come to value Job like a dear friend. Though we cannot answer all the questions Job's story raises, I think we can learn a great deal from his experience. his story touches all of us, because all people suffer in ways we cannot explain. On Job's parentingThe book told how he sacrificed for his children. His children would have parties and just live life. Meanwhile daddy Job would go make a sacrifice and repent for them. he even offered sacrifices for sins they might have committed. Suddenly I realized Job was among the worst parents on the planet! He never let his kids suffer their own consequences. And that's when it hit me: Now Job, that's where I'm exactly like you. You are a brother from another mother!

The Amusing Bible

Author : Léo Taxil
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book The Amusing Bible written by Léo Taxil and published by . This book was released on 1950 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Beltway Bible

Author : Eliot Nelson
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1250099269
Total Pages : 339 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book The Beltway Bible written by Eliot Nelson and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 339 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How is legislation crafted?How do you lose an election? What do “bundler,” “quorum call” and “omnibus” mean? Why do some of the White House’s most important meetings occur at a Starbucks? Why are Washington insiders obsessed with something called Jumbo Slice?What, exactly, is a “skintern?” Eliot Nelson, one of Washington’s funniest and most admired young journalists, knows how the sausage factory works and his new book, The Beltway Bible, is every citizen's must-have owner’s manual. Arranged from A to Z, The Beltway Bible provides an insider's perspective of politics and government, breaking down both into easily-digested entries on subjects like how legislation is formed, the scope of the president’s power and an overview of federal agencies. Nelson also looks at D.C.'s less-well-known power structures: the internal pecking order of White House aides, the high school cafeteria power struggles behind party invites and the petty congressional arguments over how highway on-ramps are named. The Beltway Bible makes our complex government accessible in a way that will please everyone from Jon Stewart to John Doe. Eliot Nelson’s The Beltway Bible is tailor-made for Election 2016.

Authorized

Author : Mark Ward
Publisher : Lexham Press
ISBN 13 : 1683590562
Total Pages : 115 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (835 download)

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Download or read book Authorized written by Mark Ward and published by Lexham Press. This book was released on 2018-01-24 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The King James Version has shaped the church, our worship, and our mother tongue for over 400 years. But what should we do with it today? The KJV beautifully rendered the Scriptures into the language of turn-of-the-seventeenth-century England. Even today the King James is the most widely read Bible in the United States. The rich cadence of its Elizabethan English is recognized even by non-Christians. But English has changed a great deal over the last 400 years—and in subtle ways that very few modern readers will recognize. In Authorized Mark L. Ward, Jr. shows what exclusive readers of the KJV are missing as they read God's word.#In their introduction to the King James Bible, the translators tell us that Christians must "heare CHRIST speaking unto them in their mother tongue." In Authorized Mark Ward builds a case for the KJV translators' view that English Bible translations should be readable by what they called "the very vulgar"—and what we would call "the man on the street."

Holy Hilarity

Author : Mark Roncace
Publisher : Smyth & Helwys Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781573128926
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (289 download)

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Download or read book Holy Hilarity written by Mark Roncace and published by Smyth & Helwys Publishing. This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

A Time to Laugh

Author : Mark E. Biddle
Publisher : Smyth & Helwys Publishing Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9781573126830
Total Pages : 143 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (268 download)

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Book Synopsis A Time to Laugh by : Mark E. Biddle

Download or read book A Time to Laugh written by Mark E. Biddle and published by Smyth & Helwys Publishing Incorporated. This book was released on 2013 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "An extension of the author's seminary course on humor in the Bible which draws on his command of Hebrew language and cultural subtleties to explore the ways humor was intentionally incorporated into scripture. The reader is guided through the stories of six biblical characters who did rather unexpected things"

Bible Stories Gone Crazy!

Author : Josh Edwards
Publisher : Candle Books
ISBN 13 : 9781781281901
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (819 download)

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Download or read book Bible Stories Gone Crazy! written by Josh Edwards and published by Candle Books. This book was released on 2015-07-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's gone wrong? How many animals can you see? Can you find Noah? Find the answers in eight Bible story scenes.

You Got to Be Kidding!

Author : Joe Wenke
Publisher : Trans Uber LLC
ISBN 13 : 9780985900205
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (2 download)

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Download or read book You Got to Be Kidding! written by Joe Wenke and published by Trans Uber LLC. This book was released on 2012-10 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did God turn Lot's wife into a pillar of salt? Were there no other seasonings available? Why don't we know anything about the early years of Jesus? Did someone lose his baby book? Who reported the desert encounter between Jesus and Satan? Jesus-or Satan? And why does the Holy Spirit like to show up as a bird? As irreverent as the musical The Book of Mormon, Dr. Joe Wenke's You Got to Be Kidding! a Radical Satire of the Bible is an engaging, provocative and hilarious investigation into the bestselling book of all time. Written to "cause trouble" cultural arsonist Wenke, a keen observer of human gullibility, tempts readers to more closely examine the stories they think they know about the Bible. Drawing upon the same pool of incendiary and cerebral humor as Bill Maher, Jon Stewart and the late, great George Carlin, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING is a call for humor to restore our sanity and our ability to think for ourselves. Just as it was written in the Bible-or was it?

And God Said, It's Good!

Author : Gary Graf
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780764826221
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (262 download)

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Download or read book And God Said, It's Good! written by Gary Graf and published by . This book was released on 2015-02-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: And God Said, "It's Good!" takes the sport of football and compares this favorite Sunday pastime to the Bible--and it works. Once again, Gary Graf combines his love of sports with the Bible, resulting in an amusing and fun-loving book that delights any sports fan. Comparisons include Hail Mary passes and answered prayers; immaculate receptions and Immaculate Conceptions; football stadiums and cathedrals; biblical verses and double reverses, plus good books and playbooks. These and many more parallels fill this lively and entertaining book. On any Sunday, you can bet some are brought closer to the spirit of the sport while others are more connected to the Bible. The twenty chapters in this book compare football and the Bible--with remarkable results! "Forgiveness and good works were just pre-game drills for the Lord's true purpose here on earth." "God rested on Sunday. Football is mostly played on Sunday. Coincidence? I think not." Any author who can find similarities between the dazzling colors of a football team and the colorful vestments of a priest--needs to have his book read cover to cover. A delightful read for everyone--even if you're not remotely interested in football.

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude

Author : Tom French
Publisher : Frendrussi Press
ISBN 13 : 9780648304104
Total Pages : 250 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude written by Tom French and published by Frendrussi Press. This book was released on 2018-05-15 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious, faith building, and Christ-centred exploration of all the weird, crude, funny, and nude parts of the Bible that we rarely look at. Contains 15 exciting illustrations. Great for teenagers who struggle to engage with the Bible.

In All Seriousness... Totally Funny Bible Stories

Author : Darnnell Reese
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781981715183
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (151 download)

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Download or read book In All Seriousness... Totally Funny Bible Stories written by Darnnell Reese and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-28 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In All Seriousness...Totally Funny Bible Stories is a book full of funny, entertaining, laugh out loud stories that God has given us as loving gifts. The gift of humor to show how fallible all humans are and the gift of gentle acceptance as God does not expect perfection from us. And the gift of God's Word which provides many examples of people in the Bible who made mistakes. Some learned from their mistakes and some did not. The reader vicariously learns through other people's mistakes how to avoid the same pitfalls by simply heeding God's words and instructions. You will never again view the Word as "just a stiff and boring book of rules and regulations." After reading this enjoyable book, you will crave more of God's humorous, life-giving words in the actual Bible. You'll also want a relationship with God, and to have His presence and anointing guide your life. As a bonus, the author includes wonderful songs, movies and T.V. references correlating to the biblical story or Bible character and ties up each chapter with a summary of lessons learned. In All Seriousness...will be a go-to book for lighthearted Bible humor and valuable life lessons, as well as a must-see movie and T.V. recommendation guide.

Amazing Stories of the Bible

Author : Tracy L. Harrast
Publisher : Zondervan
ISBN 13 : 9780310702184
Total Pages : 135 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (21 download)

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Download or read book Amazing Stories of the Bible written by Tracy L. Harrast and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2002 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents stories from the Bible in labeled rebus form, and provides a discussion question at the end of each story.

Fake Bible Verses

Author : Scott Helm
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (314 download)

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Download or read book Fake Bible Verses written by Scott Helm and published by . This book was released on 2021-04 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **"If you only read one entertainingly sacrilegious book this year, you are not welcome in our book club. Buy this book. Read it as an antidote to these dark times." ** --Erasmus Dalyrimple **By the magic of pricing shall he turn shit to gold.**--Coupons 10:20**Unto me I see thy wandering masses with bow'd heads and faces cast in white glow. Yea, for they hath succumbd to a false pocket idol.**--Jobs 1 4, 4s, 5, 5s, 6, 6-plus**Whicheth of my brothers heals thy skin and cureth thy cancer? Yes.**Vitamins 3:12 Be ye saint or sinner, believer or heretic, there's something for everyone to laugh at in this collection of sharp, insightful and utterly fake bible quotes.