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The Almost Completely Ultimate Weegie Jokebook

Author : Ian Black
Publisher : Black & White Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1845028570
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Almost Completely Ultimate Weegie Jokebook written by Ian Black and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2007-10-01 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If there's one thing that sets Weegies apart, it's our sense of humour. Come crisis time, we not only laugh in the face of danger, but we spit on its shadow, follow it around, and occasionally set about it. Take John Smeaton, the baggage handler who clobbered the Glasgow Airport terrorists. He showed the kind of heroism, down-to-earth decency and self-deprecating humour that we all aspire to, and it turned him into an instant worldwide icon. Mere houses after he'd banjoed the terrorists the jokes started. Some of them are in here. "This is Glasgow. We'll set about ye." Got the t-shirt yet? Bin Laden's got one. And he's not coming back, at least not on John's shift. As well as paying homage to El Smeato, The Almost Completely Ultimate Weegie Jokebook is a collection of stories, jokes and anecdotes about the things that make us laugh - ourselves mostly. You are either on the Glesca bus or you're not. Welcome aboard.

How to Be Funny

Author : Jon Macks
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451603479
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book How to Be Funny written by Jon Macks and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-06-15 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An invaluable guide on how to "lighten up" from a distinguished pro who has provided laughs for JAY LENO, BILLY CRYSTAL, STEVE MARTIN, ROBIN WILLIAMS, BRAD GARRETT, WHOOPI GOLDBERG, AND MANY MORE. Who hasn't wished for the perfect withering comeback line, a clever tension-breaking quip, or a winning flirtatious remark? Being funny is hard work and not everyone is a natural. How to Be Funny is a witty guide that teaches readers precisely how to be funnier in everyday life. It's a must-read for anyone who has to speak in public, be engaging and funny at work or at play, or who hopes to one day go out on a date. Jon Macks, a comedy writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, the Academy Awards, the Emmy Awards, Hollywood Squares, and the nation's top comedians, politicians, and corporate leaders, knows his funny business. Here he demystifies the process of making people laugh, breaks down the basic building blocks and types of humor -- which include self-deprecation, misdirection, deadpan delivery, sarcasm, and "the reverse" -- and reveals the best approaches to use in common situations. How to Be Funny features helpful (and hilarious) tips and anecdotes from the comic legends Mack's worked with -- including Jay Leno, Arsenio Hall, Gilbert Gottfried, Billy Crystal, Rita Rudner, Dave Barry, and Carrie Fisher -- in his eleven years as one of the nation's top television writers. Whether the goal is to give a memorable public address or deliver a killer line with friends, How to Be Funny is a charming, instructive, and practical read.

The Treehouse Joke Book 2

Author : Andy Griffiths
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 152907312X
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (29 download)

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Download or read book The Treehouse Joke Book 2 written by Andy Griffiths and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2021-05-27 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find the perfect silly joke in this collection from Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton, the creators of the internationally bestselling Treehouse series. Q: How do monkeys make toast? A: They put it under a gorilla! Q: What's grey and powdery? A: Instant elephant mix! From Bears to Birds, Penguins to Pirates, School to Space, The Treehouse Joke Book 2 is packed full of hilarious jokes and silly one-liners that will make anyone laugh their socks off. The perfect gift for any Treehouse fan, join Andy and Terry as they find the ideal joke for any occasion!

P Is for Pterodactyl

Author : Raj Haldar
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1492695335
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (926 download)

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Download or read book P Is for Pterodactyl written by Raj Haldar and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2018-11-13 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!

The Museum of Kitschy Stitches

Author : Stitchy Mcyarnpants
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 9781594741111
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (411 download)

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Download or read book The Museum of Kitschy Stitches written by Stitchy Mcyarnpants and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2006-06-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Fashion Tour-de-Farce! Welcome to The Museum of Kitschy Stitches, the astonishingly awful collection of the finest knitting and crocheting horrors the twentieth century has to offer. From hideous hats and gender-bending sweater sets to a set of bonus patterns that will bring the kitsch home, this gallery of notorious knits delivers it all. Remember, one person’s inspiration can become another’s desperation quicker than you can drop a stitch!

The Publishers' Circular and Booksellers' Record

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1108 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Publishers' Circular and Booksellers' Record written by and published by . This book was released on 1918 with total page 1108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

British Books

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 562 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (31 download)

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Download or read book British Books written by and published by . This book was released on 1918 with total page 562 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

I'm Perfect, You're Doomed

Author : Kyria Abrahams
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416556869
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book I'm Perfect, You're Doomed written by Kyria Abrahams and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-11 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm Perfect, You're Doomed is the story of Kyria Abrahams's coming-of-age as a Jehovah's Witness -- a doorbell-ringing "Pioneer of the Lord." Her childhood was haunted by the knowledge that her neighbors and schoolmates were doomed to die in an imminent fiery apocalypse; that Smurfs were evil; that just about anything you could buy at a yard sale was infested by demons; and that Ouija boards -- even if they were manufactured by Parker Brothers -- were portals to hell. Never mind how popular you are when you hand out the Watchtower instead of candy at Halloween. When Abrahams turned eighteen, things got even stranger. That's when she found herself married to a man she didn't love, with adultery her only way out. "Disfellowshipped" and exiled from the only world she'd ever known, Abrahams realized that the only people who could save her were the very sinners she had prayed would be smitten by God's wrath. Raucously funny, deeply unsettling, and written with scorching wit and deep compassion, I'm Perfect, You're Doomed explores the ironic absurdity of growing up believing that nothing matters because everything's about to be destroyed.

The Seuss, the Whole Seuss and Nothing But the Seuss

Author : Charles Cohen
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0375822488
Total Pages : 402 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book The Seuss, the Whole Seuss and Nothing But the Seuss written by Charles Cohen and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2004-02-24 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Theodor Seuss Geisel, creator of Horton the Elephant, the Grinch, the Cat in the Hat, and a madcap menagerie of the best-loved children’s characters of all time, stands alone as the preeminent figure of children’s literature. But Geisel was a private man who was happier at the drawing table than he was across from any reporter or would-be biographer. Under the thoughtful scrutiny of Charles D. Cohen, Geisel’s lesser known works yield valuable insights into the imaginative and creative processes of one of the 20th century’s most original thinkers.

I Even Funnier

Author : James Patterson
Publisher : jimmy patterson
ISBN 13 : 0316206962
Total Pages : 281 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book I Even Funnier written by James Patterson and published by jimmy patterson. This book was released on 2013-12-09 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In James Patterson's follow-up to I Funny, middle schooler Jamie Grimm is ready for the national comedy semi-finals. . . but when his family and friends need his help, will he have to put his dreams on hold? In this follow up to the #1 New York Times bestseller I Funny, middle schooler Jamie Grimm has big dreams of being the best stand-up comic in the world-and he won't let the fact that he's wheelchair-bound stand in his way. After winning the New York state finals in the Planet's Funniest Kid Comic Contest, Jamie's off to Boston to compete in the national semi-finals. But when one of his best buddies runs into trouble at school and a sudden family health scare rears its head, Jamie has to put his comedic ambitions on hold and stand by the people he cares about. Can Jamie pass up the big competition for the sake of his friends and family?

Vegetables in Halloween Costumes

Author : Jared Chapman
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1647001471
Total Pages : 22 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book Vegetables in Halloween Costumes written by Jared Chapman and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2020-08-18 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Vegetables dress up and celebrate Halloween in this latest outing from the hilarious Jared Chapman It’s Halloween! All the vegetables are excited to dress up for Carrot’s Halloween party. There are spooky costumes and scary costumes. Costumes for feeling fancy and costumes for feeling goofy. But which costume should Carrot wear? DING-DONG! Guests are arriving, but Carrot’s still wearing underwear! At the very last second, which costume will Carrot grab? This next board book in the Vegetables series delivers lots of laughs and celebrates the silliness and fun of dressing up all year round.

Woman's Home Companion

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1338 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (319 download)

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Download or read book Woman's Home Companion written by and published by . This book was released on 1919 with total page 1338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Detective Pony

Author : Jeanne Betancourt
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9780590374606
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (746 download)

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Download or read book Detective Pony written by Jeanne Betancourt and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 1998 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: During a fire at the Crandal Animal Clinic, the Pony Pals help remove all the animals unharmed--but Anna's kitten is missing. A pony named Acorn comes to the rescue in a thrilling search.

Comfort

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 472 pages
Book Rating : 4.A/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Comfort written by and published by . This book was released on 1919 with total page 472 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Invisible Romans

Author : Robert C. Knapp
Publisher : Profile Books(GB)
ISBN 13 : 9781846684012
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (84 download)

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Download or read book Invisible Romans written by Robert C. Knapp and published by Profile Books(GB). This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Robert Knapp brings invisible inhabitants of Rome and its vast empire to life. He seeks out the ordinary men, housewives, prostitutes, freedmen, slaves, soldiers, and gladiators, who formed the fabric of everyday life in the ancient Roman world, and the outlaws and pirates who lay beyond it. He finds their own words preserved in literature, letters, inscriptions and graffiti and their traces in the nooks and crannies of the histories, treatises, plays and poetry created by members of the elite. He tracks down and pieces together these and other tell-tale bits of evidence cast off by the visible mass of Roman history and culture, and in doing so recreates a world lost from view for two millennia. We see how everyday Romans sought to survive and thrive under the afflictions of disease, war, and violence, and to control their fates before powers that variously oppressed and ignored them. Chapters on each of the main groups reveal how their worlds were linked in need, dependence, exploitation, hope and fear. Slaves and ex-soldiers merge into the world of the outlaw; slaves become freedmen; the sons of freedmen enlist as soldiers; and the concerns of women transcend every boundary. We see them all at last in the tumult of a great empire that shaped their worlds as it reshaped the wider world around them.

The Cat on the Mat Is Flat

Author : Andy Griffiths
Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
ISBN 13 : 1466802715
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (668 download)

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Download or read book The Cat on the Mat Is Flat written by Andy Griffiths and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of The Day My Butt Went Psycho!, comes a collection of ten slimy, rhymey, easy-to-read Dr. Seuss-style short stories. Muck! Uck! Yuck! It is just bad luck When the truck of a duck Gets stuck in the muck? Wacky rhymes that won't bore! All of this and so much more; What are you waiting for? With silly rhymes, sound effects, and hilarious art on every page, Andy Griffiths and illustrator Terry Denton capture slapstick physical comedy in a book so easy to read that early elementary school students can read it themselves!

The Darkest Temptation

Author : Danielle Lori
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 408 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (174 download)

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Download or read book The Darkest Temptation written by Danielle Lori and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2022-02-15 with total page 408 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOTE: This is a special edition cover. The content is the same as the original work. A fortune teller once told Mila she'd find a man who would take her breath away. She refrained from telling her it would be literally while Mila ran for her life. Having always done what is expected of her, Mila dresses the part, only dates college boys with exemplary backgrounds, and doesn't ask questions. Not about her papa's absences or his refusal to let her set foot in her birthplace--Russia. Suffocated by the rules and unanswered questions, Mila does what she's always wanted to. She boards a plane to Moscow. She never expected to fall for a man on the way. One with unexplained wealth, tattoos on his hands, and secrets in his eyes. But it doesn't take long for his caress to become a rough grasp muffling her screams. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Unfortunately, a Russian winter is the coldest of them all, and Mila soon learns the only way to escape intact is to do the impossible and thaw her captor's heart.