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Book Synopsis The Absolute Worst Christmas of All Time by : Sean Dietrich
Download or read book The Absolute Worst Christmas of All Time written by Sean Dietrich and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although COVID-19 has made Christmas the worst holiday ever, somehow it also made it more important. Sean of the South shares anecdotes from his beloved homeland, delivering Christmas stories that are guaranteed to make your heart grow three sizes.
Book Synopsis The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World by : Joey Acker
Download or read book The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World written by Joey Acker and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!
Book Synopsis The Best Christmas Pageant Ever by : Barbara Robinson
Download or read book The Best Christmas Pageant Ever written by Barbara Robinson and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 1983 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The six mean Herdman kids lie, steal, smoke cigars (even the girls) and then become involved in the community Christmas pageant.
Book Synopsis The Best Worst Christmas Ever by : Drienie Hattingh
Download or read book The Best Worst Christmas Ever written by Drienie Hattingh and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-27 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tom Isbell, Theater Professor, author of the Prey trilogy: "The beautifully wrought stories take us back to simpler times... memories blessed and humorous. Most of all, they convince us we don't dare ever "cancel Christmas." Christy Monson: Award-winning author of Banished: "Jump into the homes and hearts of each writer as they relate holiday moments from around the world." Wendy Toliver, Author of Red's Untold Tale and Regina Rising, "Reading and rereading this humorous, heartwarming collection of stories is sure to become a treasured holiday tradition." It's Christmas-The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, when snowflakes fall and your home glints with star-like lights. Beyond the wreath-adorned door, the fireplace warms your family's toes while the turkey roasts and eggnog chills. Lovingly wrapped presents are tucked under the fresh-cut Christmas tree, and stockings dangle from the hearth, waiting for Santa. Carols playing, children laughing, mistletoe beckoning... This is the most perfect Christmas ever! However, if this is the sort of stories you're expecting to find in The Best Worst Christmas Ever, you are in for a surprise-and a treat. The stories herein prove the most memorable, magical, and merry Christmases are everything but perfect. In a trailer or a cabin, in snowy New York or balmy South Africa, this is Christmas. Wearing a disco ball shirt, a sunflower hat, or sinking your fork into a pitch-black turkey, or soapy spaghetti, this is Christmas. Pour yourself some hot cocoa and join authors from all over the world as they share their hilarious and heartwarming yuletide tales.
Book Synopsis The Best/worst Christmas Present Ever by : Budge Wilson
Download or read book The Best/worst Christmas Present Ever written by Budge Wilson and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Worst Christmas Ever by : Connie Remlinger-Trounstine
Download or read book The Worst Christmas Ever written by Connie Remlinger-Trounstine and published by Troll Communications. This book was released on 1994 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Callie goes to sixth grade at a private school the year her grandmother dies, she is embarrassed that her family sells Christmas trees, until her grandfather helps her learn the value of family and traditions.
Author :Sean Dietrich Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781515019183 Total Pages :152 pages Book Rating :4.0/5 (191 download)
Book Synopsis Sean of the South by : Sean Dietrich
Download or read book Sean of the South written by Sean Dietrich and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-30 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first volume of a collection of short stories by Sean Dietrich, a writer, humorist, and novelist, known for his commentary on life in the American South. His humor and short fiction appear in various publications throughout the Southeast.
Book Synopsis The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World by : Joey Acker
Download or read book The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World written by Joey Acker and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Well, it seems you have stumbled upon The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World. Since you're already here, I may as well tell you about it...After being in the Worst AND the Scariest book in the whole entire world, Nameless (the charming rock on the cover), just can't catch a break! Now he's in the WORST CHRISTMAS book! Will his Christmas be ruined? Will your Christmas be ruined?? How can a book about the most magical time of the year possibly be bad???The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole entire is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Deck the halls this season and get into the holiday spirit with a book so bad it might actually be good...
Book Synopsis Worst. Christmas. Ever by : J. Heaton
Download or read book Worst. Christmas. Ever written by J. Heaton and published by . This book was released on 2018-09-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yet another magnificent children's book by J B Heaton. Pick it up and follow Santa as he experiences his worst Christmas ever!
Book Synopsis The Worst Christmas Ever by : Juliet Rowe
Download or read book The Worst Christmas Ever written by Juliet Rowe and published by . This book was released on 2017-09-30 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What can go wrong on Christmas Eve?Try everything.A last-minute work engagement, a car accident, and a babysitter who gets trapped behind a jammed door threaten to make this the worst Christmas ever. But, what happens when a family learns that God loves them and gave the best Christmas gift of all time? The news might be enough to turn even the worst Christmas ever into the best Christmas ever.A Christmas play for children.Approximately 25 minutes running time.Cast of 6 children and 4 adults.
Book Synopsis The Best Worst Christmas Play Ever by : Cheryl Campbell
Download or read book The Best Worst Christmas Play Ever written by Cheryl Campbell and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-11-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's that time of year again - time for the best worst Christmas play ever. And even worse than that, Dunk was chosen to play the most boring role.Could it get any worse? Well, Dunk's grandpa tells him a very long storyabout the meaning behind the Christmas play. Will it change Dunk's mind? Or will it bore him to sleep?! Find out what happens in the latest story from the collection of my Bible heartwarming tales.
Download or read book Kinfolk written by Sean Dietrich and published by Harper Muse. This book was released on 2023-11-14 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes it’s the most unlikely meetings that give us life’s greatest gifts. 1970s, Southern Alabama. Sixty-two-year-old Jeremiah Lewis Taylor, or “Nub,” has spent his whole life listening to those he loves tell him he’s no good—first his ex-wife, now his always-disapproving daughter. Sure, his escapades have made him, along with his cousin and perennial sidekick, Benny, just a smidge too familiar with small-town law enforcement, but he’s never harmed anyone—except perhaps himself. Nub never meant to change his ways, but when he and fifteen-year-old Waffle House waitress Minnie form an unlikely friendship, he realizes for the first time that there may be some good in him after all. Six-foot-five Minnie has been dealt a full deck of bad luck—her father is a convicted murderer serving a life sentence, her mother is dead and buried, and she has a Grand Ole Opry–worthy singing voice with no place to perform. Oh, and there’s the small fact that she’s unexpectedly pregnant, courtesy of a no-good high-school boy. Gradually, Nub realizes the gift he’s been given: a second chance to make a difference. Beloved Southern writer Sean Dietrich, also known as Sean of the South, once again brings people and places to life in this lyrical song-turned-story about found family, second chances, country music, and the poignant power of love and forgiveness. Heartwarming Southern fiction from Sean of the South Stand-alone novel Includes discussion questions for book clubs Also by Sean Dietrich: The Incredible Winston Browne, Stars of Alabama, and You Are My Sunshine
Book Synopsis I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus by : Ann Hodgman
Download or read book I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus written by Ann Hodgman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-11-02 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious holiday handbook for those who are starting to see Scrooge's point of view. Let's face it-sometimes the joys of Christmas are enough to make us want to run away from home-with all of the eggnog, of course. But with a little wry humor, Ann Hodgman is here to tackle Christmas stress and bring cheer back into the holiday. Delving into such diverse topics as making Christmas for kids and adults, how many traditions are just too many, and much more, I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus is full of helpful advice, recipes, and true holiday horror stories to let you know you're not alone.
Book Synopsis The Worst Christmas Present Ever by : Budge Wilson
Download or read book The Worst Christmas Present Ever written by Budge Wilson and published by . This book was released on 1984 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas by : Alonso Duralde
Download or read book Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas written by Alonso Duralde and published by Limelight Editions. This book was released on 2010 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Profiles noteworthy Christmas films of all types, including movies for children and for grownups, comedies, sad movies, crime and adventure films, horror movies, versions of "A Christmas Carol," the worst movies, and the classics.
Book Synopsis Donald Drains the Swamp by : Eric Metaxas
Download or read book Donald Drains the Swamp written by Eric Metaxas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The cavemen need help. Their King has forgotten all about them, thanks to the swamp creatures who surround the castle. “They’re slippery!”76' " m ujmmmmmtk, “—and scaly!” “and SLIMY!" Donald is just a caveman. But when the people ask for his help, he realizes there’s only one way to save the kingdom: DRAIN… THE… SWAMP! Written by #1 national bestselling author and humorist Eric Metaxas and illustrated by award-winning artist Tim Raglin, Donald Drains the Swamp is a whimsical parable for the current political moment.
Book Synopsis The Year Without Christmas by : Jamie Suzanne
Download or read book The Year Without Christmas written by Jamie Suzanne and published by Sweet Valley. This book was released on 1997 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield couldn't be more excited about their Christmas Eve tree-trimming party, but when Jessica tries to hog all the attention at the party, she ends up destroying the Christmas tree, ruining Elizabeth's evening, and making a total fool of herself.
