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Book Synopsis Ten Years in the Tub by : Nick Hornby
Download or read book Ten Years in the Tub written by Nick Hornby and published by McSweeney's. This book was released on 2016-04-12 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "How often do you begin reading a book that makes you—immediately, urgently, desperately—want to read more books?” (Booklist). Nick Hornby has managed to write just such a book in this hilarious, insightful, and infectious volume. Ten Years in the Tub chronicles Hornby's journey through a decade’s worth of books, as related in his wildly popular Believer column “Stuff I’ve Been Reading.” Ten Years in the Tub is a one-way ticket into the mind of one of the most beloved contemporary writers on his favorite pastime, but it's also a meditation on what Celine Dion can teach us about ourselves, a warning about how John Updike can ruin our sex lives, and a recommendation for the way Body Shop Vanilla Shower Gel can add excitement to our days. This "decade-long addiction for many... makes standing in line at the bank a blessed interval for snorting another page.” (the New York Times Book Review)
Book Synopsis No More Water in the Tub! by : Tedd Arnold
Download or read book No More Water in the Tub! written by Tedd Arnold and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1998-12-01 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: William is getting ready for his bath when the faucet breaks, sending him and his tub surfing through the building! On his wet ride, he collects a strange fleet in his wake -- from Uncle Nash, who sits in the trash, to Little Dottie, who sails the potty. Who will William carry off next? Bath-lovers and bath-haters alike will want to know!"Full of amusing detail that will keep young readers coming back again and again." -- School Library Journal
Book Synopsis Ten Pigs: An Epic Bath Adventure by : Derek Anderson
Download or read book Ten Pigs: An Epic Bath Adventure written by Derek Anderson and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2015-04-28 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh out loud in this hysterical epic counting bath adventure with a squeaky clean twist! From Derek Anderson, the illustrator of the bestselling Little Quack series!One very happy pig --one bubbly bathtub.Everything is perfect until nine more join in!And ten?Ten wiggles and squeezesAnd surfs his way in.One pig looks to take a relaxing bath in solitude, only to be joined by another pig, then another, then another. When Pig Number 10 jumps into the crowded tub, the first pig comes up with a plan to enjoy his bath.
Download or read book How to be Good written by Nick Hornby and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2005-05-05 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to be Good is Nick Hornby's hilarious bestselling novel on life, love and charity 'I am in a car park in Leeds when I tell my husband I don't want to be married to him any more. . . ' London GP Katie Carr always thought she was a good person. With her husband David making a living as 'The Angriest Man in Holloway', she figured she could put up with anything. Until, that is, David meets DJ Goodnews and becomes a good person too. A far-too-good person who starts committing crimes of charity like taking in the homeless and giving their kids' toys away. Suddenly Katie's feeling very bad about herself, and thinking that if charity begins at home, then maybe its time to move. . . This laugh-out-loud novel, from the bestselling author of About a Boy and High Fidelity, will have you gripped from start to finish and will appeal to fans of David Nicholls and Jonathan Coe, as well as readers in need of a moral compass everywhere. 'Pins you in your armchair ad won't let go . . . How to be Good? How to be bloody marvellous, more like' Mail on Sunday 'It does exactly what it says on the cover. Hornby's prose is artful and effortless, his spiky wit as razored as a number-two cut' Independent 'The writing is so funny, and the set-pieces so brilliant...Hornby's best book since Fever Pitch' Lynn Truss, The Times
Book Synopsis Say What? by : Margaret Peterson Haddix
Download or read book Say What? written by Margaret Peterson Haddix and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-05-11 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sukie is worried -- her parents are acting strange. When she runs in the house, her dad asks, "If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge too?" When she eats peas with her fingers, Mom yells, "You'll put an eye out with that thing!" What is going on? Have her parents been replaced by aliens? Are they robots with broken circuits? She and her older brothers decide to investigate. And what they discover leads to a kids-against-parents WAR! This very funny book casts a new light on family rules.
Download or read book Max's Bath written by Rosemary Wells and published by Doubleday. This book was released on 1999-09-01 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Blue Bath by : Mary Waters-Sayer
Download or read book The Blue Bath written by Mary Waters-Sayer and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-05-03 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kat Lind, an American expatriate living in London with her entrepreneur husband and their young son, attends an opening at a prestigious Mayfair art gallery and is astonished to find her own face on the walls. The portraits are evidence of a long-ago love affair with the artist, Daniel Blake. Unbeknownst to her, he has continued to paint her ever since. Kat is seduced by her reflection on canvas and when Daniel appears in London, she finds herself drawn back into the sins and solace of a past that suddenly no longer seems so far away. When the portraits catch the attention of the public, threatening to reveal not only her identity, but all that lies beyond the edges of the canvases, Kat comes face to face with the true price of their beauty and with all that she now could lose. Moving between the glamour of the London art world and the sensuous days of a love affair in a dusty Paris studio, life and art bleed together as Daniel and Kat's lives spin out of control, leading to a conclusion that is anything but inevitable, in Mary Waters-Sayer's The Blue Bath.
Book Synopsis Huggly Takes a Bath by : Tedd Arnold
Download or read book Huggly Takes a Bath written by Tedd Arnold and published by . This book was released on 2000-03 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Going to Bed Book by : Sandra Boynton
Download or read book The Going to Bed Book written by Sandra Boynton and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2004-09 with total page 7 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boyton's classic bestseller is now available in this lap-sized board book edition. An assortment of animals on a boat take a bath, put on their pajamas, brush their teeth, and exercise before going to bed. Full color.
Download or read book 10 Rubber Duckies written by and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A witty and whimsical take on a favorite rhyme, plus amusing photographs, make this oversize board book irresistible fun--and a great way for youngsters to practice counting too. 10 rubber duckies sitting on the tub. They all move over, and one falls in: glub, glub, glub. This delightful twist on the popular song follows nine sunny yellow duckies, and a funky bright blue one as they dive, fall, plop, and drop into the water. It's all charmingly photographed from a variety of interesting angles in a sweetly old-fashioned tiled bathroom--even the toy ducks seem alive and expressive as they fall in and float. It's absolutely perfect for bathtime--and will surely entice reluctant young bathers into the tub.
Book Synopsis No Jumping on the Bed! by : Tedd Arnold
Download or read book No Jumping on the Bed! written by Tedd Arnold and published by Dial Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Walter lives near the top floor of a tall apartment building, where one night his habit of jumping on his bed leads to a tumultous fall through floor after floor, collecting occupants all the way down.
Download or read book State of the Union written by Nick Hornby and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A heartbreaking, funny, and honest look inside of a marriage falling apart and the lengths a couple would go to in order to fix it from the bestselling author of Dickens and Prince, About a Boy and High Fidelity Now an Emmy award winning SundanceTV series starring Rosamund Pike and Chris O'Dowd Tom and Louise meet in a pub before their couple's therapy appointment. Married for years, they thought they had a stable home life--until a recent incident pushed them to the brink. Going to therapy seemed like the perfect solution. But over drinks before their appointment, they begin to wonder: what if marriage is like a computer? What if you take it apart to see what's in there, but then you're left with a million pieces? Unfolding in the minutes before their weekly therapy sessions, the ten-chapter conversation that ensues is witty and moving, forcing them to look at their marriage--and, for the first time in a long time, at each other.
Book Synopsis The Carp in the Bathtub by : Barb Cohen
Download or read book The Carp in the Bathtub written by Barb Cohen and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On its 30th anniversary of publication, Kar-Ben brings back the classic story of Leah and her brother, who hatch a plan to save the Passover carp from the cooking pot.
Book Synopsis Under the Bleachers by : Seymour Butz
Download or read book Under the Bleachers written by Seymour Butz and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-25 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 250 book titles that have never seen the light of day (and one haiku). Family-friendly fun for chronic quipsters and perpetual punsters! Guaranteed G-rated groans on every page."Managed to read it all in one sitting. For me, that's quite an accomplishment."Ivan Auflitch, author of Can't Sit Still."Took this along on our latest expedition and roared with laughter."Claude Yarmoff, author of The Lion Attacked."Captivating!"Barb Dweyer, author of Prison Security.
Book Synopsis Ten Dirty Pigs/Ten Clean Pigs by : Carol Roth
Download or read book Ten Dirty Pigs/Ten Clean Pigs written by Carol Roth and published by NorthSouth (NY). This book was released on 2002 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An upside-down, turn-around bathtime counting book. See ten dirty pigs scrub, rinse and splash away all the accumulated grime of their busy day. Then turn the book upside down and back to front to see ten clean pigs head outside to get dirty all over again. The book can be started from either end, counting numbers one to ten each way, and the cheerful heroes get clean and dirty with equal gusto.
Book Synopsis More Baths Less Talking by : Nick Hornby
Download or read book More Baths Less Talking written by Nick Hornby and published by McSweeney's. This book was released on 2012-08-21 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Read what you enjoy, not what bores you,” Nick Hornby tells us. That simple, liberating, and indispensable directive animates each installment of the celebrated critic and author’s monthly column in the Believer. In this delightful and never-musty tour of his reading life, Hornby tells us not just what to read, but how to read. Whether tackling a dismayingly bulky biography of Dickens while his children destroy something in the next room, or getting sucked into a serious assessment of Celine Dion during an intensely fought soccer match featuring his beloved Arsenal, or devouring an entire series of children’s books while on vacation, Hornby’s reviews are rich, witty, and occasionally madcap. These essays capture the joy and ire, the despair and exhilaration of the book-lover’s life, and will appeal equally to both monocle-wearing salonnieres and people, like him, who spend a lot of time thinking about Miley Cyrus’s next role.
Book Synopsis We Eat Dinner in the Bathtub by : Angela Shelf Medearis
Download or read book We Eat Dinner in the Bathtub written by Angela Shelf Medearis and published by SCHOLASTIC. This book was released on 1996 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young boy visits a friend who lives in a topsy-turvy house.
