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Author : Collins, David R.
Publisher : Pelican Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1455612839
Total Pages : 59 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (556 download)
Download or read book Ten Redneck Babies written by Collins, David R. and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : David Davis
Publisher : Pelican Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781589802322
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (23 download)
Download or read book Ten Redneck Babies written by David Davis and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When ten redneck babies stroll to town, they find all types of mischief in the golden South.
Author : David Davis
Publisher : Pelican Publishing Company Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9781455618743
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (187 download)
Download or read book Ten Texas Babies written by David Davis and published by Pelican Publishing Company Incorporated. This book was released on 2014 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When ten Texas babies mosey into town in this counting book, they find all types of mischief in the Lone Star State.
Author : Linda Barth
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449441793
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)
Download or read book The Distinctive Book of Redneck Baby Names written by Linda Barth and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-12-18 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Somehow names like Ashley, Michael, or Elizabeth seem a little too stiff, a little too formal for a wild and woolly world filled with tractor pulls, trailer parks, and 'Dukes of Hazzard' reruns." So how about calling the new babe Buddy, Fern, or Billy Bob? Rednecks are coming into their own. This book is sure to be a hit with expectant redneck couples.
Author : David Davis
Publisher : Pelican Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781565542938
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (429 download)
Download or read book Redneck Night Before Christmas written by David Davis and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a redneck twist on the well-known poem about an important Christmas visitor, who arrives in a pickup truck accompanied by eight hound dogs.
Author : David Davis
Publisher : Pelican Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1589809246
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (898 download)
Download or read book Twelve Days of Christmas--in Texas, That Is written by David Davis and published by Pelican Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-09-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Told with a Texas twang, this tale features a dozen icons of the Lone Star state. Clever rhymes count down the days of Christmas, revealing such surprise gifts as silver spurs, oil wells, and armadillos. Festive illustrations fill the pages of this western romp.
Author : Ben Jones
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0307449483
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)
Download or read book Redneck Boy in the Promised Land written by Ben Jones and published by Crown. This book was released on 2008-06-03 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Redneck Boy in the Promised Land is Ben Jones’s hilarious, uplifting life story of escaping the rail yards and finding success in the unlikeliest places. As a child, Jones called a dingy railroad shack with no electricity or indoor plumbing home. An unabashed Southern redneck from a "likker drinkin’, hell-raisin’" family, Jones grew up in the depressed railroad docks outside of Portsmouth, Virginia, and spent most of his days dreaming about where the tracks out of town could take him. That he would go on to become a beloved television icon on The Dukes of Hazzard and a firebrand two-term Congressman is a story that no one could have ever seen coming . . . least of all ol’ "Cooter" himself. Written with naked honesty and wry humor, Redneck Boy in the Promised Land is one good ol’ boy’s remarkable tale of falling flat on his face, picking himself up, and finding his way to the American dream-while fighting for civil rights, the plight of the working class, "real" Southern culture, and the rights of rednecks everywhere. From the Hardcover edition.
Author : David Davis
Publisher : Pel
ISBN 13 : 9781455624218
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (242 download)
Download or read book Texas Zeke and the Longhorn written by David Davis and published by Pel. This book was released on 2018-03-26 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the award-winning "Ten Redneck Babies" is back. Trying to get home for dinner, Texas cowboy Zeke must first convince his newly purchased steer to go into the corral. But it's not as easy as he thinks. Full color.
Author : David Davis
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
ISBN 13 : 1402795408
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (27 download)
Download or read book Fandango Stew written by David Davis and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chiles good, so is barbecue, but nothings finer than FANDANGO STEW! No money? No problem! In this sunny, funny western-style take on the famous folktale “Stone Soup,” two penniless but wily vaqueros (cowboys) trick a whole town into cooking a giant pot of stew for everyone to share.David Daviss deliciously colorful language and Ben Galbraiths delightful illustrations make this picture book a tasty confection.
Author : Ms. Linnie Delmar
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1452043426
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (52 download)
Download or read book Divorced on the Redneck Riviera written by Ms. Linnie Delmar and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-09-24 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book is about a southern Licensed Massage Therapist named Ms. Linnie Delmar. She uses her unusual unique style and different massage therapy techniques that sets her apart from all the others. She has worked with over 10 motion picture production companies and has traveled around the world working with well known A-list actors all of which have interesting stories to tell. She considers herself to be the female version of Forrest Gump due to doors continue to open for her because she has always been at the right place at the right time throughout her life of thrills and adventure. She has also managed to have four husbands on her life's journey. She wants women to listen to their inner spirit and pay attention to the warning signs that a mistake is on the way. Find out how she found her place and purpose in life without having a man to define her as the person she is today. She wants women to learn from the mistakes she has made about falling for a good looking, smooth talking, man who will steal your heart and try to trash your soul. Follow her into the light of life and happiness that were like ashes in the wind to her wild past and gave her the courage and strength to look forward to her future. Her story may inspire you, it may amuse you, but it will never bore you! Linnie's southern humor will entertain you and make you laugh with joy and cry with heartbreak!
Author : Charles Ray Totty
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1524537993
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (245 download)
Download or read book A Redneck Kid’S Stories of Refusing to Grow Up written by Charles Ray Totty and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-08-29 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These roughly chronological stories starting with my earliest memories and continuing to the next eighty years are based on actual activities, including some encounters while coping with aggressive roosters and in-laws. My happy life has been enriched with lessons learned by watching birds, animals, and other humans, even snakes. Life in the piney woods of Alabama prepared me for many adventures encountered in New England, Old England, Korea, Upper Peninsula, south Louisiana, and the Midwest. Sadly, many of the people mentioned are now deceased. Some names have been changed to avoid embarrassment. These awesome people have shaped my happy lifestyle, even the policeman that dropped his pad and vamoosed as well as the Tacoma sex-soliciting pervert, not to mention a drafts lady toting a pail of water or the Bentley-craving client. In the book, you will find a list of reasons I refuse to grow up and a list of a several things eighty years of living have taught me. You might even learn about a titty bream.
Author : Annie Smith
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN 13 : 1466877847
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (668 download)
Download or read book The Redneck Guide To Raisin' Children written by Annie Smith and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2014-08-12 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Redneck Guide to Raisin' Children by Annie and Glen-Bob Smith Here at last, a definitive how-to parenting guide that deals with everything from fixing up the nursery to dating outside the family. All the major concerns parents have, whether they have itty-bitty infants or teenagers smoking behind the garage, are addressed in this practical, easy-to-read manual. Topics include: *Why Smokey and the Bandit is the best baby-sitting tool of all *The use and care of snot rags *Redneck go-carts--how to build 'em and maintain 'em *Spam, and why it is considered nature's perfect food (note: tastes great with grape Kool-Aid)
Author : Collins, David R.
Publisher : Pelican Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781455612949
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (129 download)
Download or read book Texas Zeke and the Longhorn written by Collins, David R. and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cumulative tale about how difficult it can be to get home for dinner! Old Texas cowboy Zeke is just trying to get home for a bowl of chili, but to do so, he must encourage his newly purchased steer to enter the corral. He finally gets his bowl of chili, but not without the threat of more repetitive and rhythmic shenanigans.
Author : Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0345494245
Total Pages : 158 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (454 download)
Download or read book Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II written by Jeff Foxworthy and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2007-09-25 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it’s no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary II puts the “vern” in “vernacular,” offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in’fe-mé) adv. and n. another person’s intent to exact physical punishment. “Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby’s had it infamy.” assassin (e-sas’-en) v. to disrespect verbally. “Don’t just stand there assassin me, boy–go clean your room!” honor student (än’-er stu’-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. “Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn’t suspect nothin’ till I caught her honor student.” So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It’s like having your very own personal dialect coach–one who doesn’t mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.
Author : Trae Crowder
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501160400
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)
Download or read book The Liberal Redneck Manifesto written by Trae Crowder and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Liberal Rednecks--a three-man stand-up comedy group doing scathing political satire--celebrate all that's good about the South while leading the Redneck Revolution and standing proudly blue in a sea of red. Smart, hilarious, and incisive, the Liberal Rednecks confront outdated traditions and intolerant attitudes, tackling everything people think they know about the South--the good, the bad, the glorious, and the shameful--in a laugh-out-loud funny and lively manifesto for the rise of a New South. Home to some of the best music, athletes, soldiers, whiskey, waffles, and weather the country has to offer, the South has also been bathing in backward bathroom bills and other bigoted legislation that Trae Crowder has targeted in his Liberal Redneck videos, which have gone viral with over 50 million views. Perfect for fans of Stuff White People Like and I Am America (And So Can You), The Liberal Redneck Manifesto skewers political and religious hypocrisies in witty stories and hilarious graphics--such as the Ten Commandments of the New South--and much more! While celebrating the South as one of the richest sources of American culture, this entertaining book issues a wake-up call and a reminder that the South's problems and dreams aren't that far off from the rest of America's"--
Author : Collins, David R.
Publisher : Pelican Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781455612901
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (129 download)
Download or read book Texas Mother Goose written by Collins, David R. and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Texas twist to classic Mother Goose rhymes with such titles as "Mary Had a White-Faced Calf," "There Was an Old Cowgirl Who Lived in a Boot," and "Pecos Peter Taco Eater."
Author : Amy Sonnie
Publisher : Melville House
ISBN 13 : 1935554662
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (355 download)
Download or read book Hillbilly Nationalists, Urban Race Rebels, and Black Power written by Amy Sonnie and published by Melville House. This book was released on 2011 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The historians of the late 1960s have emphasised the work of a small group of white college activists and the Black Panthers, activists who courageously took to the streets to protest the war in Vietnam and continuing racial inequality. Poor and working-class whites have tended to be painted as spectators, reactionaries and even racists. Tracy and Amy Sonnie have been interviewing activists from the 1960s for nearly 10 years and here reject this narrative, showing how working-class whites, inspired by the Civil Rights Movement, fought inequality in the 1960s.
