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Author : Bill Cosby
Publisher : Bantam
ISBN 13 : 9780553581263
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (812 download)
Download or read book Kids Say the Darndest Things written by Bill Cosby and published by Bantam. This book was released on 1999-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gift.
Author : Art Linkletter
Publisher : Celestial Arts
ISBN 13 : 1587612496
Total Pages : 218 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (876 download)
Download or read book Kids Say the Darndest Things! written by Art Linkletter and published by Celestial Arts. This book was released on 2005-08-01 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Almost 50 years since its first printing, this famous collection of children's wisdom and witticisms is now back in print in a facsimile edition to entertain a whole new generation. KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! includes the best of the unconsciously funny, everyday thoughts and reactions kids shared with kid-at-heart Art Linkletter on his long-running radio and television series House Party .Gems include tips for conjuring up a sibling: "Give Mommy a lot of real sweet food so she'll get fat -that's how you get a baby ";and hysterical observations: "Our pussycat has got some kittens and I didn't even know she was married. "Illustrated with cartoons by Charles Schulz (yes, that Charles Schulz) and with a new introduction by Bill Cosby, KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! will prove as popular with the readers of today as it was when it first was published five decades ago.
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Publisher : Irwin Daguru
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 169 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Teenagers Say the Darndest Things written by and published by Irwin Daguru. This book was released on with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Michael Barrymore
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780233997520
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (975 download)
Download or read book Kids Say the Funniest Things written by Michael Barrymore and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Albert Evans
Publisher : Dramatic Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780871298171
Total Pages : 124 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (981 download)
Download or read book A Country Christmas Carol written by Albert Evans and published by Dramatic Publishing. This book was released on 1998 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dickens' classic tale in a country-western version.
Author : Nathan Ripperger
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 1607748304
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (77 download)
Download or read book Things I've Said to My Children written by Nathan Ripperger and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2015-09-15 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated gift book that brings to life the universal parenting experience of saying strange and hilarious things to one's kids. As the father of five boys (all under age 10), graphic designer Nathan Ripperger has found himself saying some rather funny, absurd, and downright bizarre things to his children, from "Stop riding that penguin, we're leaving" to "I am NOT talking to you until you are wearing underwear." He created poster-like images for each and posted them online. The response from other parents was overwhelming. With Things I've Said to My Children, Ripperger has assembled around 80 of the funniest, weirdest, and most amusing sayings and paired them with full-color, designed images that bring these outrageously hysterical quotes to life. Covering the essential parenting topics like food, animals, don'ts, and of course, bodily functions, Things I've Said to My Children is a light-hearted illustrated reminder of the shared absurdity of parenthood. Especially for those parents who've ever found themselves uttering some variation of the line, "Please don't eat the goldfish crackers you've put in your butt."
Author : Mary Laura Philpott
Publisher : Atria Books
ISBN 13 : 1982102810
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)
Download or read book I Miss You When I Blink written by Mary Laura Philpott and published by Atria Books. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER A charmingly relatable and wise memoir-in-essays by acclaimed writer and bookseller Mary Laura Philpott, “the modern day reincarnation of…Nora Ephron, Erma Bombeck, Jean Kerr, and Laurie Colwin—all rolled into one” (The Washington Post), about what happened after she checked off all the boxes on a successful life’s to-do list and realized she might need to reinvent the list—and herself. Mary Laura Philpott thought she’d cracked the code: Always be right, and you’ll always be happy. But once she’d completed her life’s to-do list (job, spouse, house, babies—check!), she found that instead of feeling content and successful, she felt anxious. Lost. Stuck in a daily grind of overflowing calendars, grueling small talk, and sprawling traffic. She’d done everything “right” but still felt all wrong. What’s the worse failure, she wondered: smiling and staying the course, or blowing it all up and running away? And are those the only options? Taking on the conflicting pressures of modern adulthood, Philpott provides a “frank and funny look at what happens when, in the midst of a tidy life, there occur impossible-to-ignore tugs toward creativity, meaning, and the possibility of something more” (Southern Living). She offers up her own stories to show that identity crises don’t happen just once or only at midlife and reassures us that small, recurring personal re-inventions are both normal and necessary. Most of all, in this “warm embrace of a life lived imperfectly” (Esquire), Philpott shows that when you stop feeling satisfied with your life, you don’t have to burn it all down. You can call upon your many selves to figure out who you are, who you’re not, and where you belong. Who among us isn’t trying to do that? “Be forewarned that you’ll laugh out loud and cry, probably in the same essay. Philpott has a wonderful way of finding humor, even in darker moments. This is a book you’ll want to buy for yourself and every other woman you know” (Real Simple).
Author : Kate Clanchy
Publisher : Swift Press
ISBN 13 : 1800751664
Total Pages : 277 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (7 download)
Download or read book Some Kids I Taught and What They Taught Me written by Kate Clanchy and published by Swift Press. This book was released on 2022-01-28 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With a new afterword. 'The best book on teachers and children and writing that I've ever read. No-one has said better so much of what so badly needs saying' - Philip Pullman Kate Clanchy wants to change the world and thinks school is an excellent place to do it. She invites you to meet some of the kids she has taught in her thirty-year career. Join her as she explains everything about sex to a classroom of thirteen-year-olds. As she works in the school 'Inclusion Unit', trying to improve the fortunes of kids excluded from regular lessons because of their terrifying power to end learning in an instant. Or as she nurtures her multicultural poetry group, full of migrants and refugees, watches them find their voice and produce work of heartbreaking brilliance. While Clanchy doesn't deny stinging humiliations or hide painful accidents, she celebrates this most creative, passionate and practically useful of jobs. Teaching today is all too often demeaned, diminished and drastically under-resourced. Some Kids I Taught and What They Taught Me will show you why it shouldn't be. Winner of the Orwell Prize for Political Writing 2020
Author : Martin Bruckner
Publisher : Workman Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0761189149
Total Pages : 231 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (611 download)
Download or read book I Love You with All My Butt! written by Martin Bruckner and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2017-04-04 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”
Author : Andrea Sherr
Publisher : Hugo House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 9781936449453
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)
Download or read book Heard on the Playground written by Andrea Sherr and published by Hugo House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Heard on the Playground," LOL Second Edition for Tweens will keep your tweens laughing all the way to the end. Chock full of the funny things kids say, the tween population will see their siblings and it will remind them of what they used to think when they were little. Illustrated with kid drawings throughout, it is an easy, fun read that will interest that hard-to-please age between nine and twelve. But moms and dads, grandmas and grandpas will also find these "blowing snot" funny, and the younger kids will laugh too. "Heard on the Playground," is real time family fun!
Author : Os Guinness
Publisher : InterVarsity Press
ISBN 13 : 0830866825
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (38 download)
Download or read book A Free People's Suicide written by Os Guinness and published by InterVarsity Press. This book was released on 2012-06-11 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cultural observer Os Guinness argues that the American experiment in freedom is at risk. Guinness calls us to cultivate the essential civic character needed for ordered liberty and sustainable freedom. True freedom requires virtue, which in turn requires faith. Only within the framework of what is true, right and good can freedom be found.
Author : Alex Farley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781687293374
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (933 download)
Download or read book Funny Things My Kids Say Journal written by Alex Farley and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This floral design kids quotes journal is the perfect way to record the silly, funny, cheeky and adorable things that kids say. Each page includes a speech bubble with plenty of room to write in what was said and space for Who, When, Where and Age. Can easily be used for any number of children - even nieces and nephews. With this travel friendly and easy to grab pocket sized book, you'll be creating a wonderful book of memories to look back on and cherish. Perfect as a gift for baby showers, christenings, naming days, toddlers birthdays and gifts for new parents - or alternatively, buy it for yourself - this would make a super fun 18th or 21st gift for your son or daughter! Product Description: 6 x 9" 105 pages Professionally illustrated matte cover Quality heavy paper We have lots of great kids trackers and journals, so be sure to check out our other listings by clicking on the "Alex Farley" link just below the title of this tracker. Ideas On How To Use This Planner: - New Parents Gift - Mothers Day or Birthday Present from Kids - Fathers Day or Birthday Gift from Kids
Author : Alyssa Cowit
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 0451497031
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (514 download)
Download or read book I Did My Homework in My Head written by Alyssa Cowit and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2017-04-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on the hit Instagram @LivefromSnackTime, here are irresistible quotes from the elementary school classroom that prove kids really do say the darndest things--and even more so when their parents aren't around. NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so surprised by the funny things her students would say that she started an Instagram account to chronicle them. From friends, siblings, and pets to lying, love, and homework, the wisdom and witticisms on Live from Snack Time have been picked up by Today, Huffington Post, Good Housekeeping, Buzzfeed, and more. Now, Cowit collects her favorites plus never-before-seen ones in a sweet gift that celebrates the innocent (and sometimes not-so-innocent) revelations of children.
Author : Raamin Mostaghimi
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781734276305
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (763 download)
Download or read book The ABCs of Data Science written by Raamin Mostaghimi and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-20 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ABCs of Data Science - By Real Data Scientists, For Future Data Scientists
Author : Marie Marley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780983570615
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (76 download)
Download or read book Come Back Early Today written by Marie Marley and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "'In the world of Alzheimer's memoirs, a rarity-- not, strictly speaking, a 'happy ending,' but a different tale from the usual bleak, grinding, downward spiral into unalloyed misery'"--Cover p. 4.
Author : Bill Adler
Publisher : About Comics
ISBN 13 : 9781936404612
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (46 download)
Download or read book Kids' Letters to President Kennedy written by Bill Adler and published by About Comics. This book was released on 2016-05-20 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Genuine letters sent from the kids of the early 1960s to JFK show you the dreams, obsessions, and general attitude of America's children. New York Times best-selling book creator worked with the White House mail department to find letters that were delightful, intriguing, and representative of the thousands of letters that would stream in each week. The book is augmented by dozens of delightful illustrations by Louis Darling, better know for this work on Beverly Cleary's Beezus & Ramona books. Out of print for half a century, this book is now back in this paperback edition!
Author : Carey Kinsolving
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 9780849956737
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (567 download)
Download or read book Kids Talk about God written by Carey Kinsolving and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids really do say the darndest things. And in this humorous book by Carey Kinsolving and friends, the reader will be amused and sometimes amazed at the whimsical yet wise ways that children view God. With material taken from Kinsolving's weekly syndicated column, Kids Talk About God is a delightful collection of children's answers to questions likme: How can God be everywhere at one time? What do angels look like? Who made God? Why do we die?
