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Download or read book Sweet Farts written by Raymond Bean and published by Two Lions. This book was released on 2012-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keith, tired of being accused of farting up a storm at school, creates a science fair project that turns the foul smell of human gas into something pleasant, but his plans backfire when his project causes a stink at home and at school.
Download or read book Sweet Farts written by Raymond Bean and published by Two Lions. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keith Emerson discovered the cure for the common fart when he invented Sweet Farts. He's a 10-year-old in charge of his own company, runs a science lab, and Keith's a self-made millionaire! So, what could possibly be bothering him?
Book Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoe Foster Blake
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Download or read book Farley Farts written by Birte Müller and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-03-05 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!
Book Synopsis Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts by : Todd Strauss-Schulson
Download or read book Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts written by Todd Strauss-Schulson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-02-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--
Book Synopsis Benji Franklin: Kid Zillionaire by : Raymond Bean
Download or read book Benji Franklin: Kid Zillionaire written by Raymond Bean and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2014 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After inventing a bestselling excuse-generating app, twelve-year-old Benjamin "Benji" Franklin became the world's youngest and, well, only ZILLIONAIRE. Unlike other fat cats, this tiny tycoon uses his wealth for the greater good instead of selfish gain -- because it's not all about the Benjamin!
Book Synopsis Jimbo The Farting Robot by : Momo J. Pug
Download or read book Jimbo The Farting Robot written by Momo J. Pug and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-08 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jimbo the farting robot has trouble fitting in and discovers that being different actually makes Jimbo one of the most important robots in the lab!
Book Synopsis Farts: A Spotter's Guide by : Crai S. Bower
Download or read book Farts: A Spotter's Guide written by Crai S. Bower and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2008-10-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
Book Synopsis Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Farts by : Summersdale
Download or read book The Little Book of Farts written by Summersdale and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! Like a beautiful snowflake, every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savor in this informative and revealing dictionary, along with a plethora of butt-trumpet facts. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
Download or read book True Story written by Marty Chan and published by Ink Jockey Incorporated. This book was released on 2009-02-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: True Story is about the boy who cried wolf, or in this case, cat. A sneaky kid blames his two tuxedo cats for causing the mess in his bedroom and disaster in the kitchen. When his kitties create a "cat-caphony" of noise at night, the boy claims he's innocent, but his pleas fall on deaf ears. His dad doesn't believe him no matter how loudly he cries, "True Story."
Download or read book First Day Farts written by Taco Superboom and published by Big Dreams Kids Books. This book was released on 2021-03-11 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nervous About the First Day of School? This cute and funny book about anxiety is completely jam packed with hilarity. Sometimes the best way to deal with fear is to laugh at it! First Day Farts helps children do exactly that with their first day of school jitters. Put your little one at ease with First Day Farts! THE #1 Funniest (and Cutest) Going Back to School Book What's Inside... Helps alleviate fear and anxiety for children 32 pages of beautifully illustrated full color humor makes the story come to life A quick and easy gift for kids ★ Get your order in today for a silly fun time! ★
Book Synopsis The Farting Christmas Coloring Book by : M. Lott
Download or read book The Farting Christmas Coloring Book written by M. Lott and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-10-28 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Christmas coloring book that will have everyone laughing and holding their noses! Inside the pages of this new holiday masterpiece, you will find 22 cute and funny illustrations, perfect for discerning coloring artists of all ages. Sillying farting fun includes pictures of: cute Christmas animals Santa Claus Gingerbread Man Sugar Plum Fairy Christmas Elves Snowman Reindeer and more! Each illustration is included in the coloring book twice, for double the fun -- 44 coloring pages in all! Color them all yourself or share with a friend. The Farting Christmas Coloring Book makes a great gift, can serve as an icebreaker on a first date, and will help you win any white elephant gift exchange! Don't be afraid. Pick up a copy today. *** The Farting Christmas Coloring Book is the latest creation from the mind of M.T. Lott, the best-selling illustrator of the Farting Animals Coloring Book.
Book Synopsis Old Farts: A Spotter's Guide by : Amos Tinker
Download or read book Old Farts: A Spotter's Guide written by Amos Tinker and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.
Book Synopsis Letters of James Joyce by : James Joyce
Download or read book Letters of James Joyce written by James Joyce and published by . This book was released on 1957 with total page 460 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Gas We Pass written by Shinta Chō and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Helping young children know how their bodies function and how and why gas is produced and eliminated, this book is presented with humor that's appealing to children and adults alike. (Baby/Preschool)
Book Synopsis Farts in the Wild by : H. W. Smeldit
Download or read book Farts in the Wild written by H. W. Smeldit and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-01-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
