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Download or read book Swearing Cats written by Thiago Ultra and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-01-26 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beware! Cats swear like hell and have a predilection for the F-bomb word! Book not recommended for Children. Swearing Cats is a Swear Word Coloring book featuring hilarious cats! 100% original illustrations. 20 unique hand-drawn illustrations with swear words and funny cats. All illustrations are printed twice, providing you with 40 printed pages for coloring. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Swear words inside the book: D**k-head Kiss my a** A**hole C*nt Motherf***er Dumb f**k F**k it Bulls**t STFU S**tballs Prick C**k LMFAO S**t Bollocks Wanker Curse the f**k out J**k off C**t face S**t storm All words are integrated with cats illustrations in varied and funny situations. You can ́t miss it out! This book will help you f**k the stress away!
Book Synopsis Adorable Swearing Cats Sweary Coloring Book for Adults with Funny Curse Words by : Pretty Press
Download or read book Adorable Swearing Cats Sweary Coloring Book for Adults with Funny Curse Words written by Pretty Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-13 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adorable Sweet Kittens and Bad Words ★ An adult coloring book full of adorable swearing cats. Super fun and relaxing A variety of different designs to color Single sided colouring pages A brilliant gift for the cat-lover in your life ♥ Scroll up and buy this adorable swearing cat coloring book now ✓ WARNING: CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE
Book Synopsis Coloring Cat Farts: A Funny and Irreverent Coloring Book for Cat Lovers (for All Ages) by : Topix Media Lab
Download or read book Coloring Cat Farts: A Funny and Irreverent Coloring Book for Cat Lovers (for All Ages) written by Topix Media Lab and published by Topix Media Lab LLC. This book was released on 2019-09-29 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring dozens of ready-to-frame coloring pages, Coloring Cat Farts is the purrrfect companion for creative cat lovers who like to have a good time.
Book Synopsis Louis Wain's Cats by : Chris Beetles
Download or read book Louis Wain's Cats written by Chris Beetles and published by Canongate Books. This book was released on 2021-11-04 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Louis Wain invented a cat style, a cat society, a whole cat world'. Broadcast in 1925 by H.G. Wells, these words characteristically foretold the future of the Wain cat which has, once more, become the century's most recognisable image in cat art. During their heyday, in the time before the First World War, Louis Wain's cats, dressed as humans, portrayed that stylish Edwardian world having fun: at restaurants and tea parties, going to the Race and the Seaside, celebrating at Christmas and Birthdays, and disporting themselves with exuberant games of tennis, bowls, cricket and football. This is a titillating world of cats at play, uninhibited and slightly dangerous, with most group activities likely to turn into mishap, mayhem and catastrophe. This is Wain's world, funny, edgy and animated: a whole cat world. The first comprehensive exhibition of Wain's work was held at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London in 1972 and, since then, Louis Wain has steadily become more fashionable, and collected worldwide. This biography contains 300 plates of richness and variety, all of which are reproduced faithfully from the original artwork. This book is jointly published by Chris Beetles Ltd and Canongate Books.
Book Synopsis The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days by : Ian Frazier
Download or read book The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days written by Ian Frazier and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on his widely read columns for The New Yorker, Ian Frazier's uproarious first novel, The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days, centers on a profoundly memorable character, sprung from an impressively fertile imagination. Structured as a daybook of sorts, the book follows the Cursing Mommy—beleaguered wife of Larry and mother of two boys, twelve and eight—as she tries (more or less) valiantly to offer tips on how to do various tasks around the home, only to end up on the ground, cursing, surrounded by broken glass. Her voice is somewhere between Phyllis Diller's and Sylvia Plath's: a hilariously desperate housewife with a taste for swearing and large glasses of red wine, who speaks to the frustrations of everyday life. Frazier has demonstrated an astonishing ability to operate with ease in a variety of registers: from On the Rez, an investigation into the lives of modern day Oglala Sioux written with a mix of humor, compassion, and imagination, to Dating Your Mom, a sidesplitting collection of humorous essays that imagines, among other things, how and why you might begin a romance with your mother. Here, Frazier tackles another genre with his usual grace and aplomb, as well as an extra helping of his trademark wicked wit. The Cursing Mommy's failures and weaknesses are our own—and Frazier gives them a loving, satirical spin that is uniquely his own.
Book Synopsis Crafting with Cat Hair by : Kaori Tsutaya
Download or read book Crafting with Cat Hair written by Kaori Tsutaya and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2013-05-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Got fur balls? Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Do you love to make quirky and one-of-a-kind crafting projects? If so, then it’s time to throw away your lint roller and curl up with your kitty! Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. From kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more, these projects are cat-friendly, eco-friendly, and require no special equipment or training. You can make most of these projects in under an hour—with a little help, of course, from your feline friends!
Book Synopsis Butts, Bleps, and Beans Cat Coloring Book by : Brian Hurley
Download or read book Butts, Bleps, and Beans Cat Coloring Book written by Brian Hurley and published by Rockridge Press. This book was released on 2020-08-25 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Delight in the wonderful weirdness of our feline friends with 35 cat coloring book pages for adults The fact that cats used to be worshipped as gods in ancient Egypt might have you think they always act regal and sophisticated. Well, you'd be wrong. Sometimes they just can't help baring their bums, sticking out their tongues, or acting ridiculous. And we love them for it! Have fun coloring in all the amusingly quirky cats inside this artfully designed cat coloring book for adults. The Butts, Bleps, and Beans Cat Coloring Book includes: 35 Unique designs--Color to your heart's content with a collection of original designs to fill in. Boops, sploots, and floofs--Explore 10 meme-inspired themes, including loaves and teefies. One-sided pages--Easily display all your artwork on the fridge with one-sided coloring pages. Unleash your creative side with this delightfully weird cat coloring book for adults!
Book Synopsis Swearing Cats: a Hilarious Adult Coloring Book for Cats Lovers by : Sassy Press
Download or read book Swearing Cats: a Hilarious Adult Coloring Book for Cats Lovers written by Sassy Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-21 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS | GIFT IDEAS | HILARIOUS A hilarious Swearing Cats Coloring Book for Cat Lovers Looking for an awesome gift for that special Cat Lover or maybe you need a good laugh? Well, look no further, Swearing Cats is just what you need. This coloring book is packed with 28 highly detailed awesome designs of hilarious cursing Cats overflowing with attitude. It will provide you with hours of comical entertainment while you enjoy all the benefits of relaxation and stress management. Use Pencils or Pens Suitable to use color pencils, fine tipped ink markers and pens. One design per page Backside of design is left blank to prevent ink markers and pens from bleeding through. Product Details High Quality Matte cover Printed on Quality Solid White Paper 8.5 x 11 Size
Book Synopsis Swearing Dogs - Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults (Sweary Coloring Book) by : Thiago Ultra
Download or read book Swearing Dogs - Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults (Sweary Coloring Book) written by Thiago Ultra and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-14 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beware! This book is full of f*cked up Dogs! Not recommended for Children. Swearing Dogs is a Swear Word Coloring book featuring F*ckntastic Dogs! 100% original illustrations. 20 unique hand-drawn illustrations with swear words and funny dogs. All illustrations are printed twice, providing you with 40 printed pages for coloring. All images are printed single sided to avoid damage to other illustrations from color bleeding. Hours and hours of relaxation, mindful calm and stress relief. Swear words inside the book: Clusterf*ck C*ck F*ck off Prick Attention Wh*re Bullsh*t F**ktard F*cked up beyond all repair *sshat Kiss my *ss F*ck diet C*ntface B*tch *ass D*uchebag W*nker Sh*tuation F*cking F*cker Sc*mbag Tw*t Waffle F*cking Love You All words are integrated with dogs illustrations in varied and funny situations. You can ́t miss it out!
Download or read book Cats written by Mesdemoiselles and published by Hamlyn. This book was released on 2015-07-16 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Choose your colours, unleash your creativity and lose yourself in a wonderful, feline-filled coloured universe. As you focus on colouring in and forget the stresses of everyday life, you'll find calm returning.
Download or read book Cats Holes written by Blush Design and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-10-17 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to laugh with the funniest adult coloring book. Guaranteed hours of pleasure, relaxation and relief from stress. Put good vibes and motivation back into your day with this coloring book for adult's relaxation. It includes a variety of dragons designs to make your life more relaxed and enjoyable. You don't need any special skills. Even if you haven't drawn anything, ever, you will enjoy coloring in this booklet. Let your inner artist out. Guaranteed hours of pleasure, relaxation and relief from stress. Each drawing is on a separate page, so you can share. This coloring book is the perfect gift for friends, family, and anyone else you love. Join us in this special journey! It will inspire you and introduce you to the hidden artist found in all of us. Why You Will Absolutely Love this Book Relaxing Coloring Pages. Every page you color will pull you into a relaxing world where your responsibilities will seem to fade away... Beautiful Illustrations. We've included 30 unique images for you to express your creativity and make masterpieces. You can use markers, gel pens, pencils and watercolors. Everything goes! Single-sided Pages. All drawings are single sided to reduce the bleed-through problem found in other coloring books Great for All Skill Levels. It matches perfectly to your skill level & coloring experience, as it's suitable for beginners and experts About Blush Design 50+ Coloring Books. Explore the entire Blush Design catalog and find an amazing book for your next coloring adventure. As a Blush Design fan, you have access to books in a variety of popular themes, including animals, Funny quotes, fantasy, inspirational, and so much more! 1000+ 5-star Amazon Reviews. Blush Design is one of the most loved coloring book brands and a frequent bestseller on Amazon. When you buy a Blush Design coloring book, you know it's a Coloring book you'll love Buy Now & Relax... Scroll to the top of this page and click the Add to Cart button. Know someone who loves to color? Make them smile by getting them a copy too! Coloring books make wonderful gifts. Which gifts will you need soon? Buy now and have your gifts ready in advance. Coloring books are great for any holiday or special occasion. Christmas Gifts, Stocking Stuffers Easter Baskets, Gift Bags Family Vacations & Travel Birthday & Anniversary Presents Valentine's Day, Mother's Day White elephant party, Yankee swap gift exchange, secret Santa gag gift
Book Synopsis Swearing Like a Motherfucking Principal by : Colorful Swearing Dreams
Download or read book Swearing Like a Motherfucking Principal written by Colorful Swearing Dreams and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-16 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Principal Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, principals who can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! FOR ADULT ONLY. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "It Takes a Big Heart to Deal with Little Dipshits" "Your Heart Knows I'm Right, It's your Brain that's Fucked Up" "Bullies, You Better Pray Motherfuckers" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for social workers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
Download or read book Cats written by Mark Bryant and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2016-09-08 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From beautiful lyrics to madcap waggery, from the prime suspect in a partridge killing in ancient Greece to the medieval monk's cat Pangur Bán and encompassing odes, fables, stories, limericks, songs, nursery rhymes and more, Mark Bryant has compiled a wonderfully evocative collection of writing of all kinds on cats by those who love them. There are poems from Chaucer, Baudelaire, Emily Dickinson, Thomas Hardy, Christina Rossetti, Shelley and Wordsworth; humorous pieces by Lewis Carroll, Ambrose Bierce, Edward Lear and Jerome K. Jerome; and other delights from writers such as Edgar Allan Poe, Saki and Mark Twain. From ancient Egypt to the recent past, covering every genre, from humour and fantasy to romance and horror, and drawn from every part of the world, these stories, poems and excerpts from essays, letters, diaries and journals provide a collection to delight any cat-lover.
Author :Tony DiTerlizzi Publisher :Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers ISBN 13 :9781665928656 Total Pages :0 pages Book Rating :4.9/5 (286 download)
Book Synopsis The Field Guide by : Tony DiTerlizzi
Download or read book The Field Guide written by Tony DiTerlizzi and published by Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2023-02-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the 20th anniversary of the #1 New York Times bestselling Spiderwick Chronicles and get ready for the series soon to be streaming on Disney+ with this first installment in the adventures of the Grace children featuring an all-new look. After finding a mysterious, handmade field guide in the attic of the ramshackle old mansion they’ve just moved into, Jared; his twin brother, Simon; and their older sister, Mallory, discover that there’s a magical and maybe dangerous world existing parallel to their own—the world of faerie. The Grace children want to share their story, but the faeries will do everything possible to stop them...
Book Synopsis The Big New Yorker Book of Cats by : The New Yorker Magazine
Download or read book The Big New Yorker Book of Cats written by The New Yorker Magazine and published by Random House. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 692 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Look what The New Yorker dragged in! It’s the purr-fect gathering of talent celebrating our feline companions. This bountiful collection, beautifully illustrated in full color, features articles, fiction, humor, poems, cartoons, cover art, drafts, and drawings from the magazine’s archives. Among the contributors are Margaret Atwood, T. Coraghessan Boyle, Roald Dahl, Wolcott Gibbs, Robert Graves, Emily Hahn, Ted Hughes, Jamaica Kincaid, Steven Millhauser, Haruki Murakami, Amy Ozols, Robert Pinsky, Jean Rhys, James Thurber, John Updike, Sylvia Townsend Warner, and E. B. White. Including a Foreword by Anthony Lane, this gorgeous keepsake will be a treasured gift for all cat lovers. Praise for The Big New Yorker Book of Cats “The Book of Cats comes a year after The Big New Yorker Book of Dogs—a publishing slight that, though it stings, I’ll forgive, as the latest anthology was worth the wait. . . . Two standout articles feature real-life obsessives of ages past who reveal today’s Caturnet devotees—with their GIFs and Tumblrs and hastily aggregated listicles—for what they truly are: amateurs. . . . Eat your heart out, Cute Overload.”—The New York Times Book Review “A beautiful hardcover.”—Jenny McCarthy, People “This irresistible anthology of articles, poems, essays, fiction, cartoons, and covers pulled from the New Yorker is a veritable treasure trove for cat lovers. Just dive right in; with stories from the likes of John Updike, Maeve Brennan, Roald Dalhl, and Haruki Murakami interwoven with hilariously wry cartoons, one can’t help but be enthralled. A must-have.”—Modern Cat “A shiny, well-fed tome . . . The anthology embodies the cat’s defining characteristic: its cluster of opposites, rolled together into a giant hairball of cultural attitudes—something, perhaps, at once uncomfortably and assuringly reflective of our own chronically conflicted selves.”—Brain Pickings “This gorgeous book has earned a permanent spot on my coffee table. It is an absolute joy to read and browse through, and I know it will bring me hours and hours of pleasure for years to come. And it makes a purr-fect gift for the special cat lovers in your life.”—The Conscious Cat “[A] sumptuous volume.”—The Dallas Morning News
Book Synopsis Fart Battle Cats Vs Dogs by : Colorful Swearing Colorful Swearing Dreams
Download or read book Fart Battle Cats Vs Dogs written by Colorful Swearing Colorful Swearing Dreams and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-10 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GAG GIFT IDEA | COLORING BOOK FOR ADULTS WHO LOVE CATS & DOGS! This is an Adult Coloring Book of 30 Hilarious and Relaxing Designs featuring cats & dogs fighting with their farts with which men, women and pets lovers can relief their stress by coloring & laughing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover : Soft Silky Matte Cover Size : 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 30 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult This Coloring Book Contains 30 intricate Designs featuring Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers mixed with hilarious Cats & Dogs Battling with their Smelliest Farts Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
Book Synopsis Swearing Cats : Cat Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults with Some Very Sweary Words by : Swear Books
Download or read book Swearing Cats : Cat Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults with Some Very Sweary Words written by Swear Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-08 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Swearing Cats are hilarious. This Cat Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults contains the most cheeky sweary cats who use very rude cursing words that are all designed to make you laugh and calm you the f**k down as you color. There's over 30 individually and uniquely designed cat pictures, a few simpler designed with fine lines enabling you to use a variety of media to color them. Some designs are more complex for when you are feeling more stressed and need some art therapy and others that are so graphically detailed that they will take you hours to complete (these are for when you want to totally lose yourself after a very stressful day). What each design has in common though is that the cheeky cats are all saying something rude and cursing in an every so funny way. Measuring 8.5" wide x 11" in height, this adult coloring book provides a nice big space to color your stresses away. Only printed on one side, there will be no bleed through so you can carefully remove each page and frame it to give to a gift to a loved one or cat lover you know once you have completed your masterpiece. Please note that this is an Adult Coloring Book and there is a big use of very rude words (don't worry, there's nothing offensive, racist, homophobic or religious blasphemy etc.) however it is rude so it is for grown ups strictly therefore no kids allowed. Order your Swearing Cats, Cats Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults today and start to relax as you color these cute cats with some very sweary and colorful language. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TAGS: sweary words coloring book, sweary coloring book, sweary book, swearing adult coloring book, swearing coloring book, swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, cats, dogs, kittens, mandalas, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Swear Words coloring book, swear coloring book, cursing coloring book, the swear coloring book,
