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Super Silly School Poems

Author : David Greenberg
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545732522
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (457 download)

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Download or read book Super Silly School Poems written by David Greenberg and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2014-06-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of silly poems that's perfect for back-to-school!This school-themed collection contains wacky, wonderful poems about a recess secret, a show-and-tell mystery, a handful of homework excuses, and a sneaky, slithering, escaped class pet. These poems are sure to tickle the funny bone of any kid who's ever endured a gross cafeteria lunch or a teacher with eyes in the back of her head.David Greenberg's silly school poems will speak to kids, parents, and teachers alike. Liza Woodruff's fun illustrations are a perfect fit for these poems.

Super Silly School Poems

Author : David T. Greenberg
Publisher : Orchard Books
ISBN 13 : 9781484431450
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (314 download)

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Download or read book Super Silly School Poems written by David T. Greenberg and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 2014-08-08 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This school-themed collection contains wacky, wonderful poems about a recess secret, a show-and-tell mystery, a handful of homework excuses, and a sneaky, slithering, escaped class pet. These poems are sure to tickle the funny bone of any kid who's e

What Really Happened in Elementary School!

Author : Sarah Frank
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781499357103
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (571 download)

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Book Synopsis What Really Happened in Elementary School! by : Sarah Frank

Download or read book What Really Happened in Elementary School! written by Sarah Frank and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-05-13 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What REALLY goes on in elementary school? Crazy teachers, things missing from the lunchroom, what IS that in lost and found?, the horror of picture day, scissors and glue, being late, being tired of tuna, the school talent show.... Enjoy the hilarity and zaniness of this crazy elementary school through 5th grade author Sarah Frank's 28 witty and whimsical short poems! Many of the funny and silly poems deal with minor annoyances in school, like the water fountain not working, trying to cut with scissors, and teachers that are, well, different! The short poems have clever or surprise endings, and are suitable to be read to an elementary school class or be given as a teacher end-of-year gift. Poem titles include: Z Final Poem, Abigail Cleaton, Origin in Ms. Cal's Class, Homework Stew, I've Lost my Book, Tomorrow is Friday the 13th, The Water Fountain, Ants in the Cafeteria, Notes, Lost and Found, I'm Tired of Tuna, Tape, Trash bin, Little brother Mo, Mr Look Good LaGoo, Singing Show, Amanda's Allergy, Smart Mr. Sleech, My Teacher (Part 1), My Teacher (Part 2), My Teacher (Part 3), Mr. O'Mate, Sharpening, The Talent Show, Scissors, Nathan Ripped his Jacket, Too Late, Wake up Call

If I Ran the School

Author : Bruce Lansky
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481412272
Total Pages : 55 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (814 download)

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Download or read book If I Ran the School written by Bruce Lansky and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-04-08 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you’ve ever considered playing sick, had a hard time getting started on your homework, thought your teacher was on your case, or wondered how many days were left until summer vacation, this collection of funny school poems is for you. Homework Would Be Fun… If Your Teacher Assigned This Book as Required Reading! — If you’ve ever considered playing sick, had a hard time getting started on your homework, thought your teacher was on your case, or wondered how many days were left until summer vacation, this collection of funny school poems is for you. Bruce Lansky has written five new poems for this book and selected nineteen others from some of his favorite poets, including Kenn Nesbitt, Ted Scheu, and Robert Pottle.

Michael Rosen's Book of Very Silly Poems

Author : Michael Rosen
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141927453
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (419 download)

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Download or read book Michael Rosen's Book of Very Silly Poems written by Michael Rosen and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2008-08-07 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poetry for children at its very silliest! Let your imagination run riot and laughter fill your belly as you explore traditional poems, rhymes with a twist, and subversive playground favourites in this playful treasure chest of verse.

I'm Just No Good at Rhyming

Author : Chris Harris
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316266590
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Book Synopsis I'm Just No Good at Rhyming by : Chris Harris

Download or read book I'm Just No Good at Rhyming written by Chris Harris and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Kids Pick The Funniest Poems

Author : Bruce Lansky
Publisher : Hachette+ORM
ISBN 13 : 1476768501
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book Kids Pick The Funniest Poems written by Bruce Lansky and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2013-03-05 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Betcha laugh! This is one of the most popular collections of funny poetry for kids ever published. It's a classic because it's the first collection of poems selected by kids! It includes clever creations from some of the most popular names in children's poetry, including Bill Dodds, Timothy Tocher, Joyce Armor, Robert Pottle, Bruce Lansky, and Kenn Nesbitt. Humorous illustrations by Stephen Carpenter make this book even better.

If Kids Ruled the School

Author :
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 1442455705
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book If Kids Ruled the School written by and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-07-03 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If Kids Ruled the School contains 50 giggle-inducing poems about school, covering everything from homework and tests to school lunches and detention. The book contains poems by Jack Prelutsky, Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Brod Baggert, Linda Knaus, Ted Sheu and Dave Crawley. The poems have been tested (and enjoyed) by a panel of more than 1,000 elementary school children. iParenting Media Awards Back to School 2004 Winner: Poetry If you've ever tried to convince Mom and Dad that the F on your report card stands for "fabulous," this hilarious collection of school poems is for you! In the tradition of the popular anthology No More Homework! No More Tests!, this book covers wild and wacky school topics, like bringing skunks to show-and-tell, falling asleep at your desk, and ripping your pants on the playground. The big-timers of children's poetry have converged on the pages of this book to deliver the very best in school poetry. Just ask the hundreds of elementary-school students who helped Bruce Lansky handpick these poems: Each poem is guaranteed to make you giggle, grin, and/or guffaw!

Brian Moses' School Report

Author : Brian Moses
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1447269667
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (472 download)

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Download or read book Brian Moses' School Report written by Brian Moses and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-07-03 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out what goes on behind the staffroom door, join in at playtime, see what is in the mysterious lost-property box, go on the school trip, and discover what teachers do in their spare time - and that’s just the beginning of the school adventure in this brilliant collection of poems from the hugely talented Brian Moses.

No More Homework! No More Tests!

Author : Bruce Lansky
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 1442416432
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book No More Homework! No More Tests! written by Bruce Lansky and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2010-10-12 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No More Homework! No More Tests! includes the funniest poems about school ever collected in one book. These hilarious poems were written by a number of poets, including Shel Silverstein, Jack Prelutsky, David L. Harrison, Colin McNaughton, Carol Diggory Shields, Kalli Dakos, and Bruce Lansky. Sillier than a teacher with hiccups, funnier than toilet paper stuck to the bottom of the principal's shoe, it is certain to have readers laughing by the first page. This book puts the cool back in school and makes students WANT to write and read poetry. Appropriate for Grades 1-6, and Ages 5-12.

Once, I Laughed My Socks Off - Poems for Kids

Author : Steven Attewell
Publisher : Steven Attewell
ISBN 13 : 1475030452
Total Pages : 27 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (75 download)

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Download or read book Once, I Laughed My Socks Off - Poems for Kids written by Steven Attewell and published by Steven Attewell. This book was released on 2012-04-11 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of fun and imaginative of poems for fun and imaginative kids (and those adults that still behave like kids). Learn why you should tidy up after yourself, why midnight snacking is not such a good idea, and what to do if you laugh so hard that your socks come off!This delightful book of children's poems contains a host of interesting stories and characters for your kids to enjoy. Each story more fun that the last.Amongst the stories you'll find Melvin the midnight-snacking, sneaking teddy bear who can't wait to get his hands on the rest of the jam. Two collared doves, Ebb and Flo, who narrowly escape a run-in with the cat and fall in love. My socks (which won't stop dancing around). And Desmond, your friendly, but slightly present-obsessed Christmas fairy.This book is suitable for 4 to 50 year-olds.

Roby School

Author : Linda Chartier
Publisher : Outskirts Press
ISBN 13 : 9781432770594
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (75 download)

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Book Synopsis Roby School by : Linda Chartier

Download or read book Roby School written by Linda Chartier and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2011-04-06 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So begins this collection of witty, whimsical verse that anyone who ever covertly shot a spitball in class will love.The quirky teachers, bizarre events and embarrassing mishaps of Roby School are all wonderfully captured here with only one purpose in mind: to make children laugh and adults giggle. And they do. Chartiers tidy poems bring back the days when reading poetry was fun. My First A, Toilet Problems, Mean Mrs. Green and Ode to a Substitute are just some of the poems that trigger universal memories of those odd daily events in an elementary school that sometimes seemed only to have been designed to baffle young, otherwise uncomplicated minds.Karen Gosselins line drawings provide a perfect and delightful running narrative of their own for each of the amusing educational moments captured so richly here by Chartier in Roby School.

Pizza and Other Stinky Poems

Author :
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781402721106
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (211 download)

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Download or read book Pizza and Other Stinky Poems written by and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2005-03 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A fun-loving collection of rhymes and verses all featuring smelly stuff. Some things smell good, and some things smell bad. From pizza to skunks, this book covers it all!"--Cover back.

When The Teacher Isn't Looking

Author : Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 1442455853
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book When The Teacher Isn't Looking written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Students and teachers will roar as Kenn Nesbitt pokes fun at silly school topics with dozens of wacky poems. Who knew school lunches and detention could be so funny? Kenn Nesbitt, that's who! Do you attend a school like the one Kenn Nesbitt describes in this hysterically funny collection of poems? There's a frenzied food fight in the cafeteria. For show-and-tell, kids burp the ABCs. Recently, "pet days" have been banned (and for good reason). And the funniest things happen when the teacher isn't looking. Kids and teachers rate these rhymes A+ (and you will, too).

I Brought My Rat for Show-and-Tell

Author : Joan Horton
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0698138848
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (981 download)

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Download or read book I Brought My Rat for Show-and-Tell written by Joan Horton and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-02-09 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You don't bring your rat to show-and-tell. You do mouth off to the class bully, but only when you're safe at home in bed. These are just some of the lessons to be learned in this hilarious collection of school poems-guaranteed to tickle any kid's funny bone!

No Breathing in Class

Author : Michael Rosen
Publisher : Puffin Books
ISBN 13 : 9780141300221
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (2 download)

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Download or read book No Breathing in Class written by Michael Rosen and published by Puffin Books. This book was released on 2002 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collection of poems about school. Suggested level: primary.

My Teacher's In Detention

Author : Bruce Lansky
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 1442455845
Total Pages : 111 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book My Teacher's In Detention written by Bruce Lansky and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-07-31 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book delivers 45 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and school lunches. Well-known poets Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, and Robert Pottle -- plus many more great Giggle Poets -- wrote these gems. My Teacher's In Detention contains 50 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and gross-out school lunches. The book contains poems by well-known poets, including Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, and more great "giggle poets." Editor and contributor Bruce Lansky is one of North America's three bestselling authors of children's poetry books. His kid-tested, giggle-filled children's poetry books have sold over 3.5 million copies. This book follows on the success of Lansky's other school poetry anthologies, No More Homework! No More Tests!, and If Kids Ruled the School, which have sold over 500,000 copies in all editions and are among the best selling children's poetry books at retail.