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Stupid Poems 11

Author : Ian Vannoey
Publisher : Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1784621943
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (846 download)

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Download or read book Stupid Poems 11 written by Ian Vannoey and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2015-02-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the eleventh book of poetry by Cornish author Ian Vannoey and, like its predecessors, features amusing, easy-to-read poems. It seamlessly flits between wide-ranging topics – from classical music and classic literature to humorous everyday occurrences. ‘Is the Pope a foot fetishist?’ ‘Why is a living room called a living room?’ ‘My best friend is a lamp post...’ Ian Vannoey’s love of classical music is picked out with poems featuring Verdi and Stravinsky, while at the other end of the scale a trip to the dentist and some unusual facts about whales maintains this collection’s easy-going readability.

Silly Poems

Author : Paul Cookson
Publisher : Hippo Bks
ISBN 13 : 9780439959810
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (598 download)

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Download or read book Silly Poems written by Paul Cookson and published by Hippo Bks. This book was released on 2005 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A ridiculously rib-tickling selection of the silliest poems ever written. Paul Cookson has compiled a collection of verse old and new which will have you clutching your sides and gagging for more...|

Egghead

Author : Bo Burnham
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 145551912X
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (555 download)

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Download or read book Egghead written by Bo Burnham and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A strange and charming collection of hilariously absurd poetry, writing, and illustration from one of today's most popular young comedians?Ķ Bo Burnham was a precocious teenager living in his parents' attic when he started posting material on YouTube. 100 million people viewed those videos, turning Bo into an online sensation with a huge and dedicated following. Bo taped his first of two Comedy Central specials four days after his 18th birthday, making him the youngest to do so in the channel's history. Now Bo is a rising star in the comedy world, revered for his utterly original and intelligent voice. And, he can SIIIIIIIIING! In Egghead, Bo brings his brand of brainy, emotional comedy to the page in the form of off-kilter poems, thoughts, and more. Teaming up with his longtime friend, artist, and illustrator Chance Bone, Bo takes on everything from death to farts in this weird book that will make you think, laugh and think, "why did I just laugh?"

F E G

Author : Robin Hirsch
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316055808
Total Pages : 61 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book F E G written by Robin Hirsch and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2008-12-21 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Appealing to word lovers of all ages, "F E G" is a playful collection of 24 original poems in which each individual poem is a puzzle using wordplay. Full color.

Bright Stupid Confetti

Author : Gary J. Shipley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781948687317
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (873 download)

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Download or read book Bright Stupid Confetti written by Gary J. Shipley and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-14 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In its form, tropes, tone, and intensity, Bright Stupid Confetti joins a nightray of decadent prose running from Baudelaire to José Antonio Ramos Sucre to Johannes Göransson. This volume explores the hope/fear that the body can discover more of itself, and that the voice uttered in the chasm of one's own bodily dream-terrain may pronounce an infernal logic to blot out the sun. "The sound of yourself: that storm of barbed wire." A book to curl up with. -Joyelle McSweeney, author of The Red Bird and Flet For all its formal beauty and gut-wrenching images, what I find most fascinating about Gary J Shipley's writing is its perpetual endeavor to penetrate the impenetrable, which is to me the very definition of tautology-and of obsession. There is a kind of concentrated narrativity in these pure ruminations that I relish. If there really is something beyond the language, it has to be either pointless, or bizarre. And that's all part of the game. Nonsenseness is not senselessness. Read any of Shipley's work, and you'll get it. -Róbert Gál, author of Agnomia and Naked Thoughts

Poems Aloud

Author : Joseph Coelho
Publisher : Wide Eyed Editions
ISBN 13 : 0711247692
Total Pages : 43 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (112 download)

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Download or read book Poems Aloud written by Joseph Coelho and published by Wide Eyed Editions. This book was released on 2020-02-04 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poems are made to read OUT LOUD! A wittily illustrated anthology of poems, designed to be read aloud. 20 poems by the award winning â??Joseph Coelho will arm children with techniques for lifting poetry off the page and performing with confidence. Perfect for confident children and shy readers alike, this book teaches all sorts of clever ways to performing poetry. Children will learn 20 techniques for reading aloud by trying out 20 funny and thoughtful original poems by the much loved and award winning performance poet, Joseph Coelho. There are tongue twisters, poems to project, poems to whisper, poems to make you laugh. There are poems to perform to a whole class and others to whisper in somebody's ear. Richly textured, warm and stylish illustration by Daniel Gray-Barnett bring each page to life. "Poetry for children is dead. Really? Not when there are young poets like Joseph Coelho" ~ Books for Keeps

Michael Rosen's Book of Very Silly Poems

Author : Michael Rosen
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0140371370
Total Pages : 97 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (43 download)

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Download or read book Michael Rosen's Book of Very Silly Poems written by Michael Rosen and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 1996 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lively, funny anthology of nonsense verse, including some new poems by Michael Rosen. Age 8+ 64 pages

Very Bad Poetry

Author : Kathryn Petras
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0679776222
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (797 download)

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Download or read book Very Bad Poetry written by Kathryn Petras and published by Vintage. This book was released on 1997-03-25 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writing very bad poetry requires talent. It helps to have a wooden ear for words, a penchant for sinking into a mire of sentimentality, and an enviable confidence that allows one to write despite absolutely appalling incompetence. The 131 poems collected in this first-of-its-kind anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius. From Fred Emerson Brooks' "The Stuttering Lover" to Matthew Green's "The Spleen" to Georgia Bailey Parrington's misguided "An Elegy to a Dissected Puppy", they mangle meter, run rampant over rhyme, and bludgeon us into insensibility with their grandiosity, anticlimax, and malapropism. Guaranteed to move even the most stoic reader to tears (of laughter), Very Bad Poetry is sure to become a favorite of the poetically inclined (and disinclined).

Once, I Laughed My Socks Off - Poems for Kids

Author : Steven Attewell
Publisher : Steven Attewell
ISBN 13 : 1475030452
Total Pages : 27 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (75 download)

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Download or read book Once, I Laughed My Socks Off - Poems for Kids written by Steven Attewell and published by Steven Attewell. This book was released on 2012-04-11 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of fun and imaginative of poems for fun and imaginative kids (and those adults that still behave like kids). Learn why you should tidy up after yourself, why midnight snacking is not such a good idea, and what to do if you laugh so hard that your socks come off!This delightful book of children's poems contains a host of interesting stories and characters for your kids to enjoy. Each story more fun that the last.Amongst the stories you'll find Melvin the midnight-snacking, sneaking teddy bear who can't wait to get his hands on the rest of the jam. Two collared doves, Ebb and Flo, who narrowly escape a run-in with the cat and fall in love. My socks (which won't stop dancing around). And Desmond, your friendly, but slightly present-obsessed Christmas fairy.This book is suitable for 4 to 50 year-olds.

Grandma's Roller Skates and Other Silly Poems

Author : David a Ballard
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781999728304
Total Pages : 86 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (283 download)

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Download or read book Grandma's Roller Skates and Other Silly Poems written by David a Ballard and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-31 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David A. Ballard draws inspiration from his own experiences and that of his children and grandchildren, his nieces and nephews, in his first collection of lyrical poems for children of all ages. There are belly laughs including a roller skating grandma, and a mischievous elephant, and a boy with a musical talent for playing his bum, and a mouse that flies to the moon, and a bookworm called Bertie - and don't forget Giggling Gertie! Enjoy reflective poems about the simple things in life, from having fun at the beach and the treasures you can discover in the attic, to the joy of yo-yos, kites and beautiful sunsets. We hope you enjoy this collection of personal poems to make you smile and think from a talented new poet and song writer. An 86 page paperback, including colour illustrations

Funny Poems

Author : Jan Dean
Publisher : Scholastic Poetry
ISBN 13 : 9781407158853
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (588 download)

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Download or read book Funny Poems written by Jan Dean and published by Scholastic Poetry. This book was released on 2015-09-03 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 'Funny' themed anthology of poems is written by various authors. The anthologies in this series are updated and revised versions of previously published titles, each with several brand new poems in them. There's an anthology for every place and topic. Make sure you've always got a verse rehearsed! Roaring dinosaur rhymes, silly school rhymes: even some revolting rhymes to get you groaning. You can rap or rhyme them, mime them out or tackle fiendish tongue-twisters. Heaps of rib-tickling rhymes to send you poetry potty, and it all supports the school curriculum. A matching Teacher Resource Book, written by Paul Cookson, features workshop-style lessons based on different poetry types/genres. Each lesson focuses on a specific poem from one of the anthologies.

Jabberwocky

Author : Lewis Carroll
Publisher : Kids Can Press Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1554532663
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (545 download)

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Download or read book Jabberwocky written by Lewis Carroll and published by Kids Can Press Ltd. This book was released on 2008-02 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated version of the classic nonsense poem from "Through the Looking Glass."

Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

Author : Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 1442455691
Total Pages : 115 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-06-19 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The lunch ladies will finally have their revenge! From the lunch ladies getting back at kids who complain about cafeteria food, to principals who disappear into thin air, school has never been so funny. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Following the success of When the Teacher Isn't Looking, this book combines Nesbitt's talent and sense of humor to deliver a knee-slapping collection. If silly principals and crazy lunch ladies don't have you laughing, a science project that ate the student's dog will!

I'm Just No Good at Rhyming

Author : Chris Harris
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316266590
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book I'm Just No Good at Rhyming written by Chris Harris and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

When The Teacher Isn't Looking

Author : Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 1442455853
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book When The Teacher Isn't Looking written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Students and teachers will roar as Kenn Nesbitt pokes fun at silly school topics with dozens of wacky poems. Who knew school lunches and detention could be so funny? Kenn Nesbitt, that's who! Do you attend a school like the one Kenn Nesbitt describes in this hysterically funny collection of poems? There's a frenzied food fight in the cafeteria. For show-and-tell, kids burp the ABCs. Recently, "pet days" have been banned (and for good reason). And the funniest things happen when the teacher isn't looking. Kids and teachers rate these rhymes A+ (and you will, too).

Animal Trunk

Author : Charles Ghigna
Publisher : Harry N. Abrams
ISBN 13 : 9780810942004
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (42 download)

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Download or read book Animal Trunk written by Charles Ghigna and published by Harry N. Abrams. This book was released on 1999-09-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of 15 simple poems about such animals as donkeys, cows, giraffes, monkeys, kittens, and goats is complemented by bold, vibrantly colored pictures.

Nonsense Poems

Author : Edward Lear
Publisher : Courier Corporation
ISBN 13 : 0486310612
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (863 download)

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Download or read book Nonsense Poems written by Edward Lear and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 2012-12-27 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 90 delightful limericks and 12 longer poems, including such classics as "The Owl and the Pussy-cat," "The Jumblies," and "Calico Pie," all accompanied by Lear's amusing illustrations.