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Silly Santa! (English-French)

Author : J.N. PAQUET
Publisher : JNPAQUET Books Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1910909939
Total Pages : 29 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book Silly Santa! (English-French) written by J.N. PAQUET and published by JNPAQUET Books Ltd. This book was released on 2015-12-12 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: [Bilingual version: English-French] Ever since he was a little boy, Silly Santa has always been late for everything. Late for school. Late for dinner. Late for birthdays. Late for holidays... Silly Santa is simply ALWAYS late for everything! How can he deliver all the presents to the children on time for Christmas? This is a children's book about the most famous Christmas character in the world who will teach children about punctuality, as we see Santa himself grow and become Father Christmas. This is a great story for the festive season, which can also be read anytime during the year. * * * Depuis tout petit déjà, Noël était tout le temps en retard pour tout. En retard pour l’école. En retard pour manger. En retard pour les fêtes d’anniversaire. En retard pour partir en vacances... Tout simplement toujours en retard pour tout ! Mais comment va-t-il bien pouvoir livrer tous les cadeaux aux enfants à temps pour Noël ? Ce livre, sur le personnage le plus célèbre de Noël, va enseigner aux enfants la ponctualité, à travers l’histoire d’un petit Noël qui deviendra finalement le célèbre Père Noël. Une histoire qui plaira à toute la famille au moment des fêtes de Noël, mais qui peut également être lue à n’importe quel autre moment de l’année.

Silly Santa!

Author : J.N. PAQUET
Publisher : JNPAQUET Books Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1910909874
Total Pages : 29 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book Silly Santa! written by J.N. PAQUET and published by JNPAQUET Books Ltd. This book was released on 2015-12-12 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever since he was a little boy, Silly Santa has always been late for everything. Late for school. Late for dinner. Late for birthdays. Late for holidays... Silly Santa is simply ALWAYS late for everything! How can he deliver all the presents to the children on time for Christmas? This is a children's book about the most famous Christmas character in the world who will teach children about punctuality, as we see Santa himself grow and become Father Christmas. This is a great story for the festive season, which can also be read anytime during the year.

Ten Silly Santas

Author : STEVE TURNER
Publisher : SPCK
ISBN 13 : 0281083762
Total Pages : 115 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (81 download)

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Download or read book Ten Silly Santas written by STEVE TURNER and published by SPCK. This book was released on 2020-09-17 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ten silly Santas At the north North Pole One Santa cracked the ice And fell down through a hole. Find out what happened to the nine other silly Santas in this brand-new, fun-filled collection of Christmas poems for children. Written by one of the nation's favourite children’s poets, Ten Silly Santas captures both the joy and the angst of the Christmas season - making you laugh out loud while also prompting you to quietly reflect on the mystery that lies at the heart of it all. ‘Great poems. Lovely book!’ Charlie Mackesy

Are You Grumpy, Santa?

Author : Gregg Spiridellis
Publisher : Hyperion Books for Children
ISBN 13 : 9781423114994
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (149 download)

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Download or read book Are You Grumpy, Santa? written by Gregg Spiridellis and published by Hyperion Books for Children. This book was released on 2008-09-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes even the merriest, most cheerful guy on the planet wakes up on the wrong side of the bed… First, after a restless night due to Mrs. Claus's snoring, Santa awakes on Christmas morning and stubs his toe. Then the elves shrink his suit, his sleigh gets buried in a snowdrift, and he gets stuck in a chimney. Santa’s had just about enough! But just in the nick of time, he discovers a very special gift of milk and cookies waiting for him. As he munches on the delicious snack, Santa's remembers what Christmas is all about—the gift of love—and, merrily, his grumpies melt away. Now available as a board book, this merrily irreverent Yuletide story, brought to life by Gregg and Evan Spiridellis, will tickle funny bones and touch hearts far and wide.

Suburgatory

Author : Linda Keenan
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 0762777435
Total Pages : 245 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (627 download)

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Download or read book Suburgatory written by Linda Keenan and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2012-09-04 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Suburgatory lampoons the absurdities and contradictions that Linda Keenan has witnessed since leaving New York City, where she was a thoroughly urban CNN news producer for seven years, and settling down as a hapless stay-at-home suburban mother. The original proposal for this book was picked up by Warner Brothers, and you can see their imagining of Suburgatory on the ABC show of the same title. Keenan was forced by the man in her life to leave her beloved New York City for a supposed suburban utopia. Instead she found herself trapped in a place where conformity is king, and where she often felt like she had been taken hostage by an adult Girl Scout troop. So Keenan decided to train her twisted reporter's eye on the strange inhabitants of this new foreign land. Thought of as a local town newspaper or website, Suburgatory excoriates—through satirical local “news stories”—the mostly upper middle class American pieties and parenting obsessions, targeting the all-around bad behavior raging underneath the surface of those obsessively tended suburban lawns and bikini lines.

Punch

Author : Mark Lemon
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 480 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Punch written by Mark Lemon and published by . This book was released on 1909 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

That Glorious Civil War

Author : Jeffrey Louis
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1499073569
Total Pages : 190 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (99 download)

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Download or read book That Glorious Civil War written by Jeffrey Louis and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2014-10-01 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A frequent finder of misfortunate events, Micah Wills traverses on. He discovers himself a vagabond of affection, or so is his perception. The grip he holds on yesterday is slippery, and if he isnt careful, he might just let it all go. Set between episodes of attitudes, Micah searches for a slice of redemption. Occasionally lyrical and obtusely elliptical, Micah Wills outruns the critical. His grand empirical evidence serves to mortar any forecasted expectations. Left foot, right foothe chances the river once more.

The Enemy You Gnocchi

Author : Catherine Bruns
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1492684325
Total Pages : 229 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (926 download)

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Download or read book The Enemy You Gnocchi written by Catherine Bruns and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delicious new holiday mystery from USA Today bestselling author Catherine Bruns! It's Christmas time in Harvest Park, so grab your cocoa and sleuthing snow boots for a Christmas cozy mystery sure to sleigh! It's the deadliest thyme of the year... With snow dusting the ground and sauce sizzling on the stove, local chef Tessa Esposito is ready to serve up some holiday cheer. And with the annual Festival of Lights underway, it seems nothing can dim her spirits. Not even Mario Russo, the newest scrooge in town whose espresso bar has been quickly disrupting businesses and stealing customers from Harvest Park's favorite coffeehouse. But when Mario is discovered at the festival's opening, face down in a Santa suit, Tessa realizes the bah humbug runs deeper than she could have imagined. And when one of her dearest friends is implicated in the crime, she must make a list of Mario's enemies, check them twice, and discover the cold-blooded killer. Especially before they can sleigh again.

Thoughts of a Freethinker

Author : Michael Kaye
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 149175799X
Total Pages : 107 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (917 download)

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Download or read book Thoughts of a Freethinker written by Michael Kaye and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2015-02-06 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Those of you who consider yourselves freethinkers of whatever type or combination of typesatheist, agnostic, ignostic, humanist, Unitarian, nonreligious, antireligious, secularist, ethical culturist, bright, realist, skeptic, and so forthmay enjoy seeing whether you have or had similar thoughts, ideas, or experiences as me throughout your lives. Or perhaps, as freethinkers often do, you have had totally unique, individual, or different thoughts from those of this particular self-proclaimed modern-day freethinker. For the religiousand I know there are many of you out there of numerous stripesif you dare, you may wish to see the type of thoughts that come from what I consider to be an unencumbered, freethinking mind. These are thoughts you may never have allowed yourself to contemplate. If you dare, see what its like on the free side of thought. Take in a breath of fresh air, think outside of your box, broaden your horizons, and see how one thinks outside the box of religious dogma. Discover the world of free, self-directed thought. In essence, see what makes a freethinker tick and why one can be more passionate about reality and life in the freethinking world than any religionist could ever imagine (no religion) in his or her confined, dogmatic world of superstition. There can be no freedom without the freedom to think for yourself!

Santa's Underwear

Author : Marty Rhodes Figley
Publisher : Sleeping Bear Press
ISBN 13 : 1627539743
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (275 download)

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Download or read book Santa's Underwear written by Marty Rhodes Figley and published by Sleeping Bear Press. This book was released on 2016-08-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Christmas Eve and Santa is busy getting gussied up for the big night. But when he goes to put on his warm, cozy (holey, ragged) Christmas underwear, they're nowhere to be found! With undies for every occasion, he tries on the rest of his collection. But nothing is quite right. Just when he's about to give up he find a surprise from his considerate team of reindeer. Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!

An Undevotional

Author : Jimmy R. Watson
Publisher : Wipf and Stock Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1532673604
Total Pages : 276 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (326 download)

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Download or read book An Undevotional written by Jimmy R. Watson and published by Wipf and Stock Publishers. This book was released on 2019-04-30 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the same spirit as his previous book, Big Jesus, Watson takes us on a journey through the Gospel of Luke with a touch of humor and a wheelbarrow full of insights and information. Watson believes nothing is more pretentiously self-pious than to write something and call it a "devotional" unless one has already been canonized as a saint. An Undevotional is not a spoon-fed offering of theological niceties, but rather a head-spinning array of possibilities into the mind and ministry of Jesus of Nazareth with contemporary applications. At times irreverent, at all times interesting, this book is un-indispensable for Jesus devotees and un-devotees alike.

The Crazy Christmas Joke Book

Author :
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141959827
Total Pages : 89 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (419 download)

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Download or read book The Crazy Christmas Joke Book written by and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2009-10-29 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with brilliant seasonal jokes together with lots of silly stuff that will keep children giggling throughout the Christmas holidays. Cast an unwanted Gift Spell, read Santa's hilarious emails and try the Top Ten things to do with leftover turkey. With hilarious spoof ads and lots of fun Christmas features this book will really put the ho-ho-ho into your holidays.

Goodbye, Little Rock and Roller

Author : Marshall Chapman
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1429971827
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Goodbye, Little Rock and Roller written by Marshall Chapman and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Goodbye, Little Rock and Roller was a 2004 SEBA Book Award finalist, and a 2004 Book Critics Circle Award finalist. Goodbye, Little Rock and Roller is an inventive and original book from Nashville singer/songwriter Chapman, who uses twelve of her most resonant songs as entry points to many of her life's adventures. Not a memoir, but a map of the places Chapman's been and what went through her mind as she was traveling there, this book is funny and tender, warm and exuberant. Raised a debutante in Spartanburg, South Carolina, the daughter of a mill owner and firmly part of proper society, Chapman became a rocker at a time when women weren't yet picking up electric guitars. She is "a living example," as one reviewer wrote, "of the triumph of rock and roll over good breeding." From New Year's Eve in 1978 when Jerry Lee Lewis gave Chapman advice on how to live life ("I mean it's one thing when your mother says 'Honey don't you think you'd better slow down?' But when The Killer voices his concern....") to the time her black maid Cora Jeter took the seven-year-old to see Elvis, Goodbye, Little Rock and Roller goes to the moments when the influences on Chapman's songwriting and psyche were cemented. And it winningly reveals how the creative process comes from life: one of Chapman's favorite songs was written after waking up facedown in her underpants in her front-yard vegetable garden. Revealing intimate rock and roll moments and memories of a South Carolina childhood, Marshall Chapman is a fresh voice firmly in the Southern tradition.

Santa Claus vs The Easter Bunny

Author : Fred Blunt
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1787611310
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (876 download)

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Download or read book Santa Claus vs The Easter Bunny written by Fred Blunt and published by Random House. This book was released on 2018-09-06 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa has it so easy: a workforce of elves to make the presents, a team of reindeer to deliver them, even a hi-spec factory! The Easter Bunny has to make and wrap all the chocolate eggs in his garden shed, and deliver them himself on foot. No wonder you often find them thrown all over the place in your garden! Now Bunny has had enough – he hatches a genius, chocolately plan with unexpected results.

A Haunting in Hialeah Gardens

Author : Raul Palma
Publisher : Penguin Group
ISBN 13 : 0593472136
Total Pages : 289 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (934 download)

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Download or read book A Haunting in Hialeah Gardens written by Raul Palma and published by Penguin Group. This book was released on 2024-10-01 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A genre-bending debut with a fiercely political heart, A Haunting in Hialeah Gardens explores the weight of the devil’s bargain, following the lengths one man will go to for the promise of freedom. Hugo Contreras’s world in Miami has shrunk. Since his wife died, Hugo’s debt from her medical bills has become insurmountable. He shuffles between his efficiency apartment, La Carreta (his favorite place for a cafecito), and a botanica in a strip mall where he works as the resident babaláwo. One day, Hugo’s nemesis calls. Alexi Ramirez is a debt collector who has been hounding Hugo for years, and Hugo assumes this call is just more of the same. Except this time Alexi is calling because he needs spiritual help. His house is haunted. Alexi proposes a deal: If Hugo can successfully cleanse his home before Noche Buena, Alexi will forgive Hugo’s debt. Hugo reluctantly accepts, but there’s one issue: Despite being a babaláwo, he doesn’t believe in spirits. Hugo plans to do what he’s done with dozens of clients before: use sleight of hand and amateur psychology to convince Alexi the spirits have departed. But when the job turns out to be more than Hugo bargained for, Hugo’s old tricks don’t work. Memories of his past—his childhood in the Bolivian silver mines and a fraught crossing into the United States as a boy—collide with Alexi’s demons in an explosive climax. Equal parts hilarious and heartbreaking, A Haunting in Hialeah Gardens explores questions of visibility, migration, and what we owe—to ourselves, our families, and our histories.

Adversity’s Early Light

Author : Bill Heitland
Publisher : Archway Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1665726091
Total Pages : 165 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (657 download)

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Download or read book Adversity’s Early Light written by Bill Heitland and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2022-07-22 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adversity can teach as well as torment. It forces us to become introspective. It tests the length and breadth of our will, our inventive spirit, and our drive to thrive. It is the clay that shapes character. With the hope of illuminating a thoughtful way forward, Bill Heitland shares nine short stories that offer a glimpse into the lives of diverse characters navigating their way through loss, health issues, heartache, separation, and much more. A father reunites with his estranged daughter with help from a running club whose members hail from India and the US. A handicapped boy wishing for a silver tongue finds a more golden gift on Christmas day. An individual learns that his brother’s life, though fraught with complex issues, held redeemable value. A young man fearing his maturation process is being stunted pushes toward the threshold of adulthood amid a key rite of passage. A married couple coping with the loss of their daughter find a way to rekindle the ardent love that marked their courtship. In this volume of short tales, individuals and families who must deal with tests of their strength of character find something rich—a light that translates into hope.

Goodwin's Weekly

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 880 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (334 download)

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Download or read book Goodwin's Weekly written by and published by . This book was released on 1917 with total page 880 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: