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Silly Animal Jokes and Tongue Twisters! Includes Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Toads, and Barnyard Animals

Author : Mrs. Barberelli
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 035923058X
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (592 download)

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Download or read book Silly Animal Jokes and Tongue Twisters! Includes Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Toads, and Barnyard Animals written by Mrs. Barberelli and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-11-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.

Common Sense Manners for Today's Post-Modern Society: A simpleton guide to polite, reasonable, and respectful behavior

Author : Mrs. Barberelli
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0359223796
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (592 download)

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Download or read book Common Sense Manners for Today's Post-Modern Society: A simpleton guide to polite, reasonable, and respectful behavior written by Mrs. Barberelli and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-11-13 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Filled with over 235 Common Sense Manners for Today's Post-Modern Society to bring back polite, reasonable, and respectful behavior for a civilized society, and to abandon barbarism and chaos in the sewer where it belongs. Includes etiquette while driving, in school, at the workplace, at the dinner table, dealing with neighbors, in the grocery store, or at any public place. A helpful book for any person, regardless of age, who is interested in improving their manners. Also makes marvelous gifts to buy in bulk for those who desperately need it.

Feed My Sheep! See What's for Lunch Given to Animals on God's Beautiful Bounty

Author : Mrs. Barberelli
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0359261426
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (592 download)

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Download or read book Feed My Sheep! See What's for Lunch Given to Animals on God's Beautiful Bounty written by Mrs. Barberelli and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-11-30 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A refreshing burst of innocence and fun with a variety of animal images with gorgeous color, photographed by the author, doing what we all do best... eat lunch! Whether it's a delicious ice cream cone, a juicy apple, sweet corn, yummy grasshoppers, or tasty pondweed and dirt, this little volume, with profound original narrative, provides children a glorious window into the wonderful world of wildlife.

McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Idoms and Phrasal Verbs

Author : Richard A. Spears
Publisher : McGraw Hill Professional
ISBN 13 : 0071486852
Total Pages : 1100 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (714 download)

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Download or read book McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Idoms and Phrasal Verbs written by Richard A. Spears and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 2006-02-03 with total page 1100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn the language of Nebraska . . .and 49 other states With more entries than any other reference of its kind,McGraw-Hill’s Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs shows you how American English is spoken today. You will find commonly used phrasal verbs, idiomatic expressions, proverbial expressions, and clichés. The dictionary contains more than 24,000 entries, each defined and followed by one or two example sentences. It also includes a Phrase-Finder Index with more than 60,000 entries.

Animacies

Author : Mel Y. Chen
Publisher : Duke University Press
ISBN 13 : 0822352729
Total Pages : 311 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (223 download)

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Download or read book Animacies written by Mel Y. Chen and published by Duke University Press. This book was released on 2012-07-10 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rethinks the criteria governing agency and receptivity, health and toxicity, productivity and stillness

Dearest Pet

Author : Midas Dekkers
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dearest Pet written by Midas Dekkers and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'People love animals—a stroke here, a pat there, a quick nuzzle in that gorgeous fur ... the amount of cuddling they get can make you jealous. In Holland, dogs are caressed more than people. Not as thoroughly, though: that one spot, somewhere down below, generally remains untouched ... ' Generally, but certainly not always. Kinsey's research showed that 8 per cent of men and 3.5 per cent of women had had sex with an animal, and that in rural areas the figure for men was closer to 50 per cent. Yet bestiality is almost universally condemned. While our love for animals is extolled as noble and 'natural', all erotic elements in the relationship between humans and other species are vilified and proscribed, thus consigning them to the realm of exotic pornography or crude innuendo. Even so, something remains of physical love for animals. In different forms, sublimated or occasionally celebrated, its traces can be found throughout art and popular culture: in Leda and the Swan, Beauty and the Beast or the Lorelei; in a lubricious menagerie of satyrs and centaurs, wolfmen and vampires, all the way through to King Kong and Fritz the Cat, pony clubs and amorous dolphins, or even advertisements for luxury catfoods. Dearest Pet uncovers and explores those traces, illuminating the ambivalence of human attitudes to cross-species sexuality. Its author, the biologist and broadcaster Midas Dekkers, has analysed bestiality in all its aspects—physical, psychological and legal—and examined its representations in religion and mythology, art and literature, pornography and advertising. Beautifully—and sometimes bizarrely—illustrated, his book is neither drily academic nor pruriently trivial, but erudite, witty and challenging: the first history of the last taboo. A book for animal lovers, and for those who are just their good friends.

Oww!

Author : Michael Rosen
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0008542228
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (85 download)

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Download or read book Oww! written by Michael Rosen and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2022-03-31 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny farmyard story from much-loved author, Michael Rosen. Perfect for bedtime, or any time!

The Pun Also Rises

Author : John Pollack
Publisher : Avery
ISBN 13 : 1592406750
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (924 download)

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Download or read book The Pun Also Rises written by John Pollack and published by Avery. This book was released on 2012-04-03 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At once entertaining and educational, this engaging book is a funny, erudite, and provocative exploration of puns, the people who make them, and this derided wordplay's remarkable impact on human history.

Beast and Man in India

Author : John Lockwood Kipling
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 388 pages
Book Rating : 4.A/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Beast and Man in India written by John Lockwood Kipling and published by . This book was released on 1921 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Just Joking

Author : National Geographic Kids
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 1426309309
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (263 download)

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Download or read book Just Joking written by National Geographic Kids and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with the silly jokes that kids love--including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes and more--a fun-filled book will keep readers laughing page after page.

Fox in Socks

Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher : RH Childrens Books
ISBN 13 : 0385372078
Total Pages : 37 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book Fox in Socks written by Dr. Seuss and published by RH Childrens Books. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love learning how wacky words can be with this classic picture book of tongue twisters from Dr. Seuss! “This is a book you READ ALOUD to find out just how smart your tongue is. The first time you read it, don’t go fast! This Fox is a tricky fox. He’ll try to get your tongue in trouble.” When a fox in socks meets Knox in a box, you know that hilarity will ensue! Add chicks with bricks (and blocks and clocks) and you’re sure to get your words twisted and lips locked. With his unmistakable gift for rhyme, Dr. Seuss creates a fun way for beginning readers to dive into the joy of reading. Beginner Books are fun, funny, and easy to read! Launched by Dr. Seuss in 1957 with the publication of The Cat in the Hat, this beloved early reader series motivates children to read on their own by using simple words with illustrations that give clues to their meaning. Featuring a combination of kid appeal, supportive vocabulary, and bright, cheerful art, Beginner Books will encourage a love of reading in children ages 3–7.

You Can't Be Too Careful

Author : H. G. Wells
Publisher : Read Books Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1473345766
Total Pages : 259 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (733 download)

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Download or read book You Can't Be Too Careful written by H. G. Wells and published by Read Books Ltd. This book was released on 2016-09-14 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "You Can't Be Too Careful" is a novel written by H. G. Wells and first published in 1941. Herbert George Wells (1866 - 1946) was a prolific English writer who wrote in a variety of genres, including the novel, politics, history, and social commentary. Today, he is perhaps best remembered for his contributions to the science fiction genre thanks to such novels as "The Time Machine" (1895), "The Invisible Man" (1897), and "The War of the Worlds" (1898). "The Father of Science Fiction" was also a staunch socialist, and his later works are increasingly political and didactic. Although never a winner, Wells was nominated for the Nobel Prize in Literature a total of four times within his lifetime. Many vintage books such as this are becoming increasingly scarce and expensive. We are republishing this book now in an affordable, modern, high-quality edition complete with a specially commissioned new biography of the author.

The Adventures of Parsley the Lion

Author : Michael Bond
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 000842232X
Total Pages : 195 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (84 download)

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Download or read book The Adventures of Parsley the Lion written by Michael Bond and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2020-11-12 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brand new glorious gift book of a much-loved classic. A celebration of words and pictures from the creator of Paddington Bear, Michael Bond, and contemporary genius Rob Biddulph!

The Adventurous Simplicissimus

Author : Hans Jacob Christoph von Grimmelshausen
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1627938982
Total Pages : 527 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (279 download)

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Download or read book The Adventurous Simplicissimus written by Hans Jacob Christoph von Grimmelshausen and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-12-01 with total page 527 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The novel follows a boy from the Spessart named Simplicius in the Holy Roman Empire during the 30 Years War as he grows up in the depraved environment and joins the armies of both warring sides, switching allegiances several times. Born to an illiterate peasant family, he is separated from his home by foraging dragoons and is eventually adopted by a forest hermit. He is conscripted at a young age into service, and from there embarks on years of foraging, military triumph, wealth, prostitution, disease, travels to Russia, and countless other adventures.

Let Us Now Praise Famous Men

Author : James Agee
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 568 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (97 download)

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Download or read book Let Us Now Praise Famous Men written by James Agee and published by . This book was released on 1969 with total page 568 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Agee's colleague at Time in the 1940s, John Hersey, writes a major evaluation of Agee's work and the Agee legend in a new introduction to this literary classic. 64 pages of photos.

The ESL/ELL Teacher's Book of Lists

Author : Jacqueline E. Kress
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 1118963431
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (189 download)

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Download or read book The ESL/ELL Teacher's Book of Lists written by Jacqueline E. Kress and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2014-04-14 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everything educators need to know to enhance learning for ESLstudents This unique teacher time-saver includes scores of helpful,practical lists that may be reproduced for classroom use orreferred to in the development of instructional materials andlessons. The material contained in this book helps K-12 teachersreinforce and enhance the learning of grammar, vocabulary,pronunciation, and writing skills in ESL students of all abilitylevels. For easy use and quick access, the lists are printed in aformat that can be photocopied as many times as required. Acomplete, thoroughly updated glossary at the end provides anindispensable guide to the specialized language of ESLinstruction.

Investigating poetry

Author : Janna Tiearney
Publisher : R.I.C. Publications
ISBN 13 : 9781741263701
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (637 download)

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Download or read book Investigating poetry written by Janna Tiearney and published by R.I.C. Publications. This book was released on 2006 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Summary: Investigating Poetry is a series of three books (ages 7-8, 9-10, 11+) designed to help students study English through reading, writing, speaking and listening to poetry. Each book allows students to practise and develop a variety of skills, including comprehension, discussion, creative writing, word study.