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Famous Last Words

Author : Alan Bisbort
Publisher : Pomegranate
ISBN 13 : 9780764917387
Total Pages : 172 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (173 download)

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Download or read book Famous Last Words written by Alan Bisbort and published by Pomegranate. This book was released on 2001 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether Inspiring, Incomprehensible, insightful, bleak, or absurd, last words can be spoken by the living as well as the dying. Among the dying, last words are truly final, as was the case with Dylan Thomas, who uttered "I've just had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record." Famous Last Words records the parting shots of dozens of folks no longer with us, from those dead for political reasons to those who themselves decided to end it all. And it records the words of those who went on with their lives after uttering a memorable farewell but whose reputation was made by their words, often to their lasting frustration, such as the infamous Richard Milhous Nixon: "You won't have me to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference." Famous Last Words also preserves the last words of those inhabiting the world of fiction, whether in a book, on the stage, in a movie or on TV. Blanche DuBois's "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers" ranks right alongside Charles Foster Kane's "Rosebud" and Sidney Carton's "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done. . . ." The mutterings of the imagined are always floating around in our culture's consciousness, kicking lustily. Author Alan Bisbort consulted unimpeachable sources and original texts in compiling this compendium of 140 choice good-byes. But not only the farewells capture our attention: Bisbort's concise, witty, and informative text adds revealing context to the quoted words. Famous Last Words is fascinating, illuminating, and immensely rewarding. Reading through the pages may reveal some unifying impulse behind all those bye-byes; if so, you have truly stumbled uponthe meaning of life.

I Didn't Know That

Author : Jim Deaton
Publisher : Jim Deaton
ISBN 13 : 1591136997
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (911 download)

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Download or read book I Didn't Know That written by Jim Deaton and published by Jim Deaton. This book was released on 2005-03 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not everything you always wanted to know but damned close, at least enough to get you through.

Murphy's Law & Military Maxims

Author : Jeffery Carr
Publisher : novum publishing
ISBN 13 : 1642680966
Total Pages : 177 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (426 download)

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Download or read book Murphy's Law & Military Maxims written by Jeffery Carr and published by novum publishing. This book was released on 2020-03-27 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone knows Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." This humorous and pithy book takes Murphy's Law further, applying it to military history and maxims, along with detailed illustrations from real battles from ancient history to modern warfare and lessons to be learned. Beginning with what should be an obvious observation ("You are not Superman") and ending with "The most dangerous thing on the battlefield is a 2nd Lieutenant equipped with a map and compass," Carr takes us on an educational and entertaining journey through the ages. He provides stories of the successes, failures and misadventures of military campaigns, experiments, sieges, wild inventions, famous last words, miscalculations, and other vicissitudes of war.

The Bedside Book of Final Words

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Publisher : Amberley Publishing Limited
ISBN 13 : 1445644649
Total Pages : 190 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (456 download)

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Download or read book The Bedside Book of Final Words written by and published by Amberley Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2014-11-15 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny and charming collection of famous last words.

Famous Last Words

Author : Laura Ward
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781856487085
Total Pages : 264 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (87 download)

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Download or read book Famous Last Words written by Laura Ward and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2004 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains an anthology of famous last words, quotes, deathbed scenes, epitaphs, and obituaries from a number of notable individuals including Bob Hope, Alexander Blackwell, and Roman Emperor Vespasian.

Sensational Movie Monologues

Author : Robert Cettl
Publisher : Wider Screenings TM
ISBN 13 : 098705001X
Total Pages : 115 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (87 download)

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Download or read book Sensational Movie Monologues written by Robert Cettl and published by Wider Screenings TM. This book was released on 2010-12-12 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Girt Nation

Author : David Hunt
Publisher : Black Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1743822049
Total Pages : 395 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (438 download)

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Download or read book Girt Nation written by David Hunt and published by Black Inc.. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 395 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Hunt tramples the tall poppies of the past in charting Australia's transformation from aspiration to nation - an epic tale of charlatans and costermongers, of bush bards and bushier beards, of workers and women who weren't going to take it anymore. Girt Nation introduces Alfred Deakin, the Liberal necromancer whose dead advisors made Australia a better place to live, and Banjo Paterson, the jihadist who called on God and the Prophet to drive the Australian infidels from the Sudan 'like sand before the gale'. And meet Catherine Helen Spence, the feminist polymath who envisaged a utopian future of free contraceptives, easy divorce and immigration restrictions to prevent the 'Chinese coming to destroy all we have struggled for!' Thrill as Jandamarra leads the Bunuba against Western Australia, and Valentine Keating leads the Crutchy Push, an all-amputee street gang, against the conventionally limbed. Gasp as Essendon Football Club trainer Carl von Ledebur injects his charges with crushed dog and goat testicles. Weep as Scott Morrison's communist great-great-aunt Mary Gilmore holds a hose in New Australia. And marvel at how Labor, a political party that spent a quarter of a century infighting over how to spell its own name, ever rose to power. 'Makes you wish David Hunt had been your history teacher. Laugh-out-loud funny and you'll actually learn something.' —Mark Humphries 'An entertaining and instructive historical romp through the formative period of Australian nation-making with a colourful cast of rhymesters, revolutionaries, rebels, racists, reprobates and rabbits.' —Frank Bongiorno, Professor of History, The Australian National University 'Once again, David Hunt uses his sharpened wit to chisel away at misconceptions from Australian history leaving us with the cold, hard truth of how our nation came to be.' —Osher Günsberg 'Australian history told intelligently, but with more humour than ever before ... Girt Nation is fabulous storytelling, putting meat on the bones of the national story.' —The Weekend Australian

On This Day in History Sh!t Went Down

Author : James Fell
Publisher : Bantam
ISBN 13 : 0593724089
Total Pages : 433 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (937 download)

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Download or read book On This Day in History Sh!t Went Down written by James Fell and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2023-10-10 with total page 433 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious, irreverent guide to world history you never knew you needed, featuring 366 profanity-filled tales of triumph and terror, science and stupidity, courage and cowardice Those who cannot remember the past . . . need a history teacher who says “f*ck” a lot. Nazis are bad. The worst kind of bad. There are no very fine people among them. If you disagree, you won’t like this book. Still here? Cool. You are about to receive an education unlike any you’ve previously experienced. In this uproarious and informative tour from ancient times to the modern day and everything in between, James Fell, the self-proclaimed “sweary historian,” reveals a past replete with deeds both noble and despicable. Throughout the book, he provides insightful analysis of all the sh!t that went down. Behold! • In 1927, actress Mae West was sent to jail for “corrupting the morals of youth” with her first Broadway play, titled Sex. She served the time and followed up with a play about homosexuality. • In 1419, church reformers in Prague, vexed over their leader having been burned at the stake, defenestrated city leaders from a high window. They died, because those kinds of Czechs don’t bounce. • If you were in the province of Shaanxi in China on January 23, 1556, then it sucked to be you. It wasn’t the biggest earthquake ever, but it was the deadliest day in history. • In 362 B.C.E., a battle between Greek city states debilitated both sides, making the region ripe for conquering by Phillip of Macedon—aka Alex the Great’s dad—and spelling the end of Greek democracy. • In 1343, the husband of noblewoman Jeanne de Clisson was unjustly executed by the king of France. Furious, Jeanne became a pirate, selling all her possessions to fund a fleet and exact revenge. • During World War II, three Dutch teens used their beauty to lure Nazis into the forest with the promise of a good time, then out came the guns and BLAM! They sent them off to Nazi hell. If reading history doesn’t make you want to swear like a mom with a red-wine hangover walking barefoot through a LEGO-filled living room, then you’re not reading the right history. Across the ages, over 100 billion humans have lived and died. Some were motivated by greed, others by generosity. Many dedicated themselves to the art of killing, while others were focused on curing. There have been grave mistakes, and moments of greatness. And that is why . . . sh!t happens. Every day.

67 People I'd Like To Slap

Author : Ian Collins
Publisher : Biteback Publishing
ISBN 13 : 178590227X
Total Pages : 294 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (859 download)

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Download or read book 67 People I'd Like To Slap written by Ian Collins and published by Biteback Publishing. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 67 People I'd Like to Slap is one man's journey through the labyrinthine world of human angst and annoyance. The comedy writer, broadcaster and journalist Ian Collins lists, exposes and mocks that irritating contingent of the human race whose job, it seems, is to make life just a tad more infuriating than it needs to be. From psychics to exotic pet owners, Brits using chopsticks and over-35s at music festivals, through to middle-class protesters, elderly people in small cars and the billion cringe-crimes that are committed on social media every day (plus a healthy dose of well-known names too), Collins's often brutal but hilarious search into the pit of human idiocy leaves few stones unturned. He also addresses some of life's most serious questions: - Is Jeremy Clarkson part of a completely different gene pool? - What happens when you upset every Beyoncé fan on the planet? - Why is Andrew Marr's sofa an affront to intelligent thinking? - How could a nice guy like Benedict Cumberbatch annoy anyone? - Has social media shrunk our brains? - What happens to a sense of shame when men visit the gym? Part polemic and part diary, Collins spent a year documenting all those areas (and people) that could bug the hell out of the calmest of souls. Armed only with a sensible pen, notepad and a standard High Street blood pressure monitor, he sets out to create the ultimate list. In the author's words, 67 People I'd Like to Slap is the non-negotiable oracle of all things bamboozling when it comes to human behaviour - the definitive guide that no sane person could ever argue against. Or could you...?

Honor and Betrayal

Author : Patrick Robinson
Publisher : Hachette+ORM
ISBN 13 : 0306823098
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book Honor and Betrayal written by Patrick Robinson and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2013-11-05 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THEY JUST CAPTURED IRAQ'S MOST WANTED TERRORIST. NOW THEY HAD TO DEFEND THEIR HONOR. On a daring nighttime raid in September 2009, a team of Navy SEALs grabbed the notorious terrorist Ahmad Hashim Abd al-Isawi, the villainous “Butcher of Fallujah,” mastermind behind the 2004 murder and mutilation of four American contractors. Within hours of his capture, al-Isawi, with his lip bleeding, claimed he had been beaten in his holding cell. Three Navy SEALs—members of the same team that had just captured the notorious terrorist—were charged with prisoner abuse, dereliction of duty, and lying. On the word of a terrorist! The three Navy SEALs were placed under house arrest and forbidden contact with their comrades. Despite enormous pressure from their commanders to sign confessions to “lesser charges,” the three resolute and fearless SEALs each demanded a court-martial. They were determined to prove their innocence. When Fox News broke the story about the accusations, Americans were outraged. Over 300,000 people signed petitions demanding the SEALs be exonerated. Their SEAL teammates were furious; but nothing could stop the cold determination of the military's top brass to hang these guys out to dry—not even U.S. congressmen who petitioned the Pentagon to drop the charges. Honor and Betrayal is a no-holds-barred account by bestselling author Patrick Robinson. It reveals for the first time the entire story, from the night the SEALs stormed the al-Qaeda desert stronghold, the accusations and legal twists and turns that followed, to the cut-and-thrust drama in the courtroom where the fate of three American heroes hung in the balance.

Extreme Halloween

Author : Tom Nardone
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101140135
Total Pages : 155 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Extreme Halloween written by Tom Nardone and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All new diabolical ideas from the bestselling author of Extreme Pumpkins— the ultimate guide to reviving the grisly true spirit of Halloween. From baking hemorrhaging desserts to burying family and friends alive, the outrageous projects in this guide will inspire readers to transform the house, the yard, the kids, and the wardrobe for the scariest Halloween ever. Some of the spooky ideas include: • Alligator in the Leaf Pile • Toilet Bowl of Candy • Fog Your Yard • Buried Alive • Turning a Garage into a Haunted House • A Cake that Bleeds • Costumes to Disturb and Amuse For any fan of Halloween, this extreme celebration will spook, inspire, and help freak out the neighbors.

Wild Civility

Author : David Biespiel
Publisher : University of Washington Press
ISBN 13 : 0295806796
Total Pages : 81 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (958 download)

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Download or read book Wild Civility written by David Biespiel and published by University of Washington Press. This book was released on 2016-06-01 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Biespiel’s long poetic lines crackle with rhythmic energy and a jazzy, bittersweet richness of language. Rolling out across the page like darkly luminous highways, his innovative, nine-line "American sonnets" promise adventure, offering a variant on the sonnet form that is both lyric and dramatic and bringing his masterful formal inventiveness to free verse. "I’ve come to imagine the nine-line sonnet to be like one of those classic Thunderbirds," says Biespiel, "something distinctly American: wide, roomy, and with a robust engine." The vastly varied voices within the poems are united by a wonderfully limber diction. Using with revelatory precision the vocabularies of history, science, art, sport, philosophy, religion, literature, government, and domestic life, Biespiel has crafted a hip, melodic, elastic language that travels the registers of expression: lush and coarse, gaudy and austere, pliant and rigidly tough. The civility of the poems is the form; the wildness is the bristling energy of the language. Passionate, resilient, rich with wit and word play, these poems affirm David Biespiel’s increasing stature as a poet of remarkable accomplishment and promise.

Last Laughs

Author : Kathleen E. Miller
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781402729690
Total Pages : 166 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (296 download)

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Download or read book Last Laughs written by Kathleen E. Miller and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2006 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh in the face of death! That’s what this bold, brash, and often irreverent collection of epitaphs encourages readers to do. It offers more than just the deceased’s name and dates of birth and death, plus a touching phrase in memorial. Instead, every fascinating quote presents an unexpectedly cheeky perspective on the tragic, like this one from Uniontown, New Jersey: "Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; stepped on the gas pedal instead of the brake.” Some come from the gravestones of the famous: Bette Davis’s proudly notes that "she did it the hard way.” Each thought-provoking line makes an indelible contribution to our folklore.

Broke

Author : Sam Drummond
Publisher : Affirm Press
ISBN 13 : 1922930768
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (229 download)

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Download or read book Broke written by Sam Drummond and published by Affirm Press. This book was released on 2023-06-27 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A memoir about downward mobility, disability and the power of hope. Sam always knew he was starting life on the back foot. When his parents split, Sam, his mother and his brother had to learn to survive in a world not built for single-parent families. Add to that Sam's diagnosis with a form of dwarfism and the odds seemed stacked against them. As surgeons kept breaking and resetting Sam's legs in attempts to keep him walking, disability and poverty collided, and it took all the family's strength not to crumple in the impact. With each change in circumstance - jobs gained and lost, relationships starting and ending, moving between city and country and from school to school - Sam tried to make sense of the adult decisions that kept shaking his world. Armed with hope, the support of friends and teachers, and the unwavering love of his mum, he began to claw his way to a brighter future. In Broke, lawyer and disability advocate Sam Drummond weaves a poignant, stirring and deeply compassionate tale of life on the fringes. It's a story of broken families, broken bodies and a broken system that constantly lets vulnerable Australians down.

New Britannia

Author : Alan James
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1300542926
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book New Britannia written by Alan James and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-12-29 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1788 Britain founded a tiny new colony half a world away. For the next two centuries millions of young men and women from all over the British Isles - but mostly from England - settled in Australia. They brought with them the best traditions of the "mother country", believing that their manifest destiny was to create a new and better Britannia. Yet for the last forty years the cultural fire that these young pioneers carried with them from the British Isles hearth has been assailed from all sides. Whether Anglo-Australia eventually survives or succumbs, its fate may well be a microcosm of what awaits the rest of the British diaspora.

Searching for the Queen's Cowboys

Author : Tony Maxwell
Publisher : Tony Maxwell
ISBN 13 : 0968325610
Total Pages : 341 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (683 download)

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Download or read book Searching for the Queen's Cowboys written by Tony Maxwell and published by Tony Maxwell. This book was released on 2009 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While making a documentary film about a Canadian regiment that fought in the South African Anglo-Boer War (1899 - 1902), South African - born Tony Maxwell returned to his homeland after a 40-year absence to rediscover a country that was enchanting, shocking, unbelievably beautiful and, at times, frightening. Travelling with his son Brad in search of old battlefields and graveyards, Tony learned about the intersecting history of South Africa and Canada, while recalling his personal stories of growing up in apartheid South Africa. He tells these stories with a blend of humour and an understanding of the history that shaped the country

The Outback Vs the Wild West

Author : Jack Drake
Publisher : Boolarong Press
ISBN 13 : 1921920513
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (219 download)

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Download or read book The Outback Vs the Wild West written by Jack Drake and published by Boolarong Press. This book was released on 2012 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this volume, Drake focuses on the famous pastoral explorers, drovers and trail drivers; the poddydodgers, horse-thieves and rustlers; the wars of the land grabbers with Australian Aborigines and the American Indians; the clashes of lawless western entrepreneurs with the laws of the bit cities in the east; the colourful females who ventured our into a man¿s world and made thier names, the transport by puffing billies and famous stage coach lines and buckjumpers, roughriders and rodeos.