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Shit Happens So Get Over It

Author : Summersdale
Publisher : Summersdale Publishers LTD
ISBN 13 : 0857655841
Total Pages : 157 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (576 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens So Get Over It written by Summersdale and published by Summersdale Publishers LTD. This book was released on 2012-06-01 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good advice for tough times "To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." —Reba McEntire "You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you." —Mary Tyler Moore "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink." —Charles Bukowski "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." —Mark Twain "Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither." —Benjamin Franklin "When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum." —Desmond Tutu Ever had one of those days when nothing seems to go your way? Poor little you. Now deal with it! Life is too short to spend moping around when instead you could be taking things with a pinch of salt—and a shot of tequila. Here's a book packed with straight-talking quotations to help you get a grip and find the brighter side.

Shit! (It Happens)

Author : Sara O'Melley
Publisher : Crombie Jardine Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1906051739
Total Pages : 69 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (6 download)

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Download or read book Shit! (It Happens) written by Sara O'Melley and published by Crombie Jardine Publishing. This book was released on 2005-09-01 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever thought that life is full of shit? That's because it is. Shit happens. You wake up and your alarm's been beeping for an hour. You hurry to get ready but your iron's on the blink. There's no milk in the fridge, the bread's gone mouldy, the shower's cold, and your travel card's out of date. A shitty start to the day? That's nothing! This is a celebration and commemoration of all things shit, dedicated to those who get in it and those who never got out of it.

Shit Happens

Author : James Alexander
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0753545683
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (535 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens written by James Alexander and published by Random House. This book was released on 2016-11-03 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes you just need to chill the fuck out. Over thirty-five new intricate and meditative zentagle designs that feature classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax, calm down and let go of all your stress and anxiety. Each single-sided page includes such stress-relieving words and phrases as 'Shit Tits', 'Dumbass', 'Thunder Cunt' and 'Wanker'. Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/shithappens WARNING contains seriously colourful language!

Shit Happens

Author : EILEEN. WHARTON
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781912604166
Total Pages : 294 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens written by EILEEN. WHARTON and published by . This book was released on 2018-04-05 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: an emotional rollercoaster filled with humour and menace

Shit Happens Get Over It

Author : Summersdale
Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 9781786850218
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens Get Over It written by Summersdale and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2017-05-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield.' Price Cobb GOOD ADVICE FOR BAD TIMES. So what if you've just wrapped your new car round a lamp post, emailed your 'personal' snaps to the entire company by mistake or delivered a eulogy with your flies undone: shit happens - get over it! Here is a book packed with quotations to help you to get a grip and see the funny side.

Figuring Shit Out

Author : Amy Biancolli
Publisher : Behler Publications, LLC
ISBN 13 : 1933016469
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (33 download)

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Download or read book Figuring Shit Out written by Amy Biancolli and published by Behler Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-29 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.

Shit Happens

Author : Sarcastic Co-Worker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781081683306
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (833 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens written by Sarcastic Co-Worker and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-20 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny adult swearing gift for the awesome co worker, friend or family under ten dollars

Shit Happens!

Author : Karan Puri
Publisher : Prakash Books
ISBN 13 : 9788172343897
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (438 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens! written by Karan Puri and published by Prakash Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Didn't Nobody Give a Shit What Happened to Carlotta

Author : James Hannaham
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316286427
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book Didn't Nobody Give a Shit What Happened to Carlotta written by James Hannaham and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2022-08-30 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Hurston/Wright Legacy Award In this “dangerously hilarious” novel (Los Angeles Times), a trans woman reenters life on the outside after more than twenty years in a men’s prison, over one consequential Fourth of July weekend—from the author of the PEN/Faulkner Award winner Delicious Foods. Carlotta Mercedes has been misunderstood her entire life. When she was pulled into a robbery gone wrong, she still went by the name she’d grown up with in Fort Greene, Brooklyn—before it gentrified. But not long after her conviction, she took the name Carlotta and began to live as a woman, an embrace of selfhood that prison authorities rejected, keeping Carlotta trapped in an all-male cell block, abused by both inmates and guards, and often placed in solitary. In her fifth appearance before the parole board, Carlotta is at last granted conditional freedom and returns to a much-changed New York City. Over a whirlwind Fourth of July weekend, she struggles to reconcile with the son she left behind, to reunite with a family reluctant to accept her true identity, and to avoid any minor parole infraction that might get her consigned back to lockup. Written with the same astonishing verve of Delicious Foods, which dazzled critics and readers alike, Didn’t Nobody Give a Shit What Happened to Carlotta sweeps the reader through seemingly every street of Brooklyn, much as Joyce’s Ulysses does through Dublin. The novel sings with brio and ambition, delivering a fantastically entertaining read and a cast of unforgettable characters even as it challenges us to confront the glaring injustices of a prison system that continues to punish people long after their time has been served.

Shit Happens!

Author : David W Marpole
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1528989309
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (289 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens! written by David W Marpole and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2022-08-31 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The contents of this book are a perfectly true account of the noteworthy events that occurred before and during the author’s 53-year career in sewage treatment and water pollution control. Many of those events, referred to as “SHIT HAPPENINGS” were extremely amusing and some were absolutely hilarious, though in some cases they were undoubtedly dangerous to the author himself as well as others. Many of those occurrences were almost unbelievable but even after many years they remain etched into people’s memories. Some events could be regarded as ‘tragi-comic’; amusing for some people but causing misery, discomfort and despair as well for others. Some were indeed extremely tragic, where innocent lives were lost and most of these were caused by a combination of laziness, greed and lack of concern for others. These last three qualities were clearly shown in all the countries the author worked in: The United Kingdom (England, Scotland and Wales), Thailand, Hong Kong, Egypt, Turkey, Singapore, Taiwan, and Australia. However, it must be said that SHIT did not HAPPEN in all of them.

Poop Happened!

Author : Sarah Albee
Publisher : Walker Childrens
ISBN 13 : 9780802798251
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (982 download)

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Download or read book Poop Happened! written by Sarah Albee and published by Walker Childrens. This book was released on 2010-05-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did lead pipescause the fall of the Roman Empire? How many toilets were in theaverage Egyptian pyramid? How did a knight wearing fiftypounds of armor go to thebathroom? Was poor hygiene thelast strawbefore the French Revolution? DidThomas Crapper really inventthe modern toilet? How doastronauts goin space? History finally comes out of thewater-closet inthis exploration of how people's need to relieve themselves shapedhumandevelopment from ancient times to the present. Throughout time, themostsuccessful civilizations were the ones who realized thateveryone poops, and theyhad better figure out how to get rid of it! From the world's firstflushing toiletinvented by ancient Minoan plumbers to castle moats in the middle agesthatused more than just water to repel enemies, Sarah Albee traces humancivilization using one revolting yet fascinating theme. A blend of historical photos and humorous illustrationsbring the answers to these questions and more to life, plus extra-grosssidebar information adds to the potty humor. This is bathroom readingkids, teachers,librarians, and parents won't be able to put down!

Life Sucks and Then You Die

Author : Bandicoot Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (142 download)

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Download or read book Life Sucks and Then You Die written by Bandicoot Press and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-04 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know shit happens. In fact life sometimes feels like such a hot mess that it's hard to stay positive however the only person who can change this is you. Practising mindfulness and finding inner peace starts with writing things down. We are pleased to offer you this cheeky, irreverent journal with a rude quote on the cover delivered by a glamorous straight-talking pinup girl from the 1950s. It is the perfect gift for a friend, relative or colleague who tells it like it is and is known to enjoy the occasional cuss word. This notebook features:- 150 lined and illustrated pages in a convenient 6" x 9" format stylish vintage themed background images a "rate your life" slider to see how things are tracking standout boxes for writing appropriate phrases to describe your day (from "I got this", "I'm a bad bitch" and "I nailed it" to "FML", "Are you kidding me?" or "What is this shit?") journalling prompts for getting unstuck gratitude pages that gently aid in overcoming negativity and procrastination cheeky and (at times) downright rude quotes to make you laugh, pull up your big girl (or boy!) pants and get on with life no matter what it throws at you. Don't be afraid to have a rant. You can be sure our potty-mouthed pinup girl won't be shocked! By first accepting and acknowledging the negatives you can give yourself permission to identify and focus on the positives. Tell the naysayers to go fuck themselves. You've got this!

When in Doubt Remember Fish Fuck It Shit Happens

Author : Journalin Time
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781723994135
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (941 download)

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Download or read book When in Doubt Remember Fish Fuck It Shit Happens written by Journalin Time and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-09-24 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 8" x 10" (20.32 x 25.4 cm)/ 150 Pages-75 Sheets Black & White Interior on White Paper. * 5 mm dot grid pattern. * Glossy, durable, soft covered book. * First page is a Doodle Page to get your creativity started! * Great for Bullet Journaling, Sketching or practicing your Calligraphy. * Fully customizable. * Large size for huge ideas! Also makes a perfect gift!

Oh Shit, Not Again!

Author : Mandar Kokate
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9788190591904
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (919 download)

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Download or read book Oh Shit, Not Again! written by Mandar Kokate and published by . This book was released on 2008-12-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever experienced what happens when a porn movie is mistakenly played in front of your grandma and the CD player refuses to stop? Have you ever experienced what happens when mixture of vodka and soft drink is served to hundreds of people gathered for a party? Have you ever experienced what happens when a boy is kicked in the groin by a girl when he attempts to kiss her? Have you ever experienced what happens when a college-going student has an affair with a married woman whose husband carts a gun? Have you ever experienced what happens when you are conspired into a murder that you had merely witnessed? Welcome to hilarious story of five friends named Raj (the flirt chap), Arti (the sweet female lead), Andy (the creepy leader), and Sam (the biggest problem of Raj's messed up life). These people can answer all the above questions in this fun tickling novel.Are you ready to experience the roller coaster ride of events? If yes, then sit back and enjoy!

O Shit! What happened!

Author : Sanchit Mehrotra
Publisher : Idea Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book O Shit! What happened! written by Sanchit Mehrotra and published by Idea Publishing. This book was released on 2019-01-12 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like every person who has ever fallen in love, truly, madly and deeply, Angad and Piya craved for each other’s company and wished to stay together, forever. Fate grants them their wish, but not in the way they would have expected in their wildest of dreams. What transpired between them, which turned their lives in a nightmare? ‘O Shit! What Happened!’ is the story of Angad and Piya, their love for each other, their collective miseries, and some unusual events that changed the course of their lives.

Just in Case Shit Happens

Author : D'Lisa DarLuz
Publisher : D'Lisa DarLuz
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 89 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Just in Case Shit Happens written by D'Lisa DarLuz and published by D'Lisa DarLuz. This book was released on 2020-02-07 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shit happens. We all know this. So, why don't we prepare for it? Why does it always seem to throw us off our game? Because it's work, that's why. Changing your state of mind is work. Hard work, at that. It's even harder to start this process of change when you've become so emotionally invested. Whether you want to overcome depression, or achieve consistent peace in your life, find relief from stress, teach yourself how to think positively, or simply get rid of a bad attitude; "Just in Case Shit Happens" is the affirmation book for you. "Just in Case, Shit Happens" makes it easier for you to remain emotionally grounded. The daily affirmations teach the reader how to train the brain to view your personal experiences from enlightening perspectives. With empowering statements from 12 different themes, this book is worth doing the work. Memorize an affirmation, write it down, or set it as an alert in your phone, email, or calendar. You will thank yourself later.

When Unicorns Poop

Author : Lexie Castle
Publisher : Running Press Kids
ISBN 13 : 0762467118
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book When Unicorns Poop written by Lexie Castle and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate all things sparkly, including unicorn poop, with this rainbow-filled, humorous story! Did you know that when a unicorn poops, rainbows arch across the sky? And when they toot, shiny bubbles float all around! What happens when a unicorn sneezes or spits or cries? More magical whimsy occurs when unicorns do all these things, of course. Just don't step in their poop-eww! Complete with stunning, bright, and magical full-color illustrations, When Unicorns Poop is sure to delight kids as well as be the perfect gift for any unicorn-crazed adult.