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Book Synopsis Kind of a Sexy Jerk by : Lili Valente
Download or read book Kind of a Sexy Jerk written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2024-01-18 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So let me get this straight... For the next few days I’ve got myself a grumpy fake husband who’s also kind of my...bodyguard? I guess that’s a better way to spend the weekend than binge-watching reality television, especially since it’s kind of my fault we’re on the run from the mob and I need a protector. Oops. But why does the man watching my back have to be my lifelong crush? I've known Matty McGuire since we were kids and crushed on this stubborn, bossy, secretive, but loyal and heroic man nearly as long. I'm determined to keep that part to myself, of course. But once we're fake Mr. and Mrs., soon we're not only sharing a hotel room but a hot kiss and an even hotter night between the sheets. I'm over the moon, but when Matty's secrets turn out to be the kind that could get a girl tossed into the Witness Protection Program, I realize I'm also in over my head. Can we find a way to make love work in the real world? Or will this one, red-hot weekend on the run from the mob be our first...and our last? Welcome to Bad Dog where the men are incredible, the animals are ridiculous, and the happy ever afters are super emotional and steamy! Kind of a Sexy Jerk is a Standalone Romance with Spice!
Download or read book Sexy Jerk written by Kim Karr and published by . This book was released on 2017-05-23 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My best friend is married. Everyone I know is married. It doesn't bother me. I like my life the way it is. Since I'm single though, when my best friend and her husband decide to finally go on their dream honeymoon, she asks me to watch their three-year-old son. Of course I say yes. What my best friend neglects to tell me is that I won't be babysitting alone. Feeling Max might be too much for me to handle, her husband asks his only single friend to help. Nick Carrington and I have met a couple of dozen times. I've never really given him a second thought-other than to say he's kind of a jerk. Out loud. So he can hear. Sure, he's tall, dark, and handsome. And yes, he has the best ass I've ever seen, and I mean ever seen quite literally. You see he mooned me at last year's Fourth of July barbecue because, like I said, he's a jerk. He always has to be the life of the party. He's also arrogant. Imposing. Rich. And a playboy. I'd even go as far as to say he's a manwhore. Yet somehow before I know it, this manwhore and I are co-parenting. Living under the same roof. Eating meals together and yes, talking. Don't look at me like that-it's not like I had a choice. Even though I knew every minute would be hell, I had to say yes. But after two weeks what I didn't expect is that I'd been wrong about him. That under his smartass exterior, he's actually quite charming. That his arrogance is actually confidence. And that the sight of his naked body would do really bad things to me. So yes, I've misjudged him. And yes, I like him. Really like him. Although there are times I still think he's a jerk...I now think he's a sexy jerk. And I want more of him. The question is-does he want more of me?
Book Synopsis The Jerk Magnet (Life at Kingston High Book #1) by : Melody Carlson
Download or read book The Jerk Magnet (Life at Kingston High Book #1) written by Melody Carlson and published by Revell. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Chelsea Martin's future stepmother helps her transform from gawky and geeky into the hottest girl at her new school, Chelsea is pretty sure it's the best thing that ever happened to her. But her hot new look has a downside. She's attracting lots of guys who all have one thing in common: they're jerks. And stealing the attention of all the guys in school doesn't endear her to the girls either. Chelsea finally finds a true friend in Janelle Parker, and a non-jerk, Nicholas, catches her eye. Janelle keeps telling her to be herself, but Nicholas is the only guy around who doesn't give her a second look. Can Chelsea and Janelle come up with a plan to get his attention? Or will Chelsea's new image ruin everything? Teen favorite and bestselling author Melody Carlson helps girls uncover the real source of beauty in this true-to-life story of young love, friendship, and being yourself.
Book Synopsis Sexiest Man Alive by : Diana Holquist
Download or read book Sexiest Man Alive written by Diana Holquist and published by Forever. This book was released on 2007-10-01 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shy No More Worksheet Name: Jasmine Burns Imagine the person who intimidates you. Naked. I'm intimidated by Josh Toby, the world's biggest movie star. Who has to imagine him naked? I've seen it on a forty-foot screen. Breathe deep. Did I mention he's Josh Toby? As his costume designer, I'm supposed to dress him. And undress him. Oh, and my psychic sister Amy, who has never been wrong, named him my One True Love. Breathing is completely out of the question. Ask for what you want. What I want is for him to stop being so...irresistible! I want not to fall in love with a man who's stalked by the paparazzi, whose washboard abs could cut glass, and whose movie star girlfriend is the most stunning creature ever. Believe you can do what needs to be done. Then do it. So, all I have to do is believe I can resist Josh Toby. Resist those deep violet eyes, those strong, muscular arms, and the way he makes me feel like the only woman on earth. Couldn't be easier. Yeah right...
Book Synopsis Scanguards Vampires (Books 1 - 6) by : Tina Folsom
Download or read book Scanguards Vampires (Books 1 - 6) written by Tina Folsom and published by Tina Folsom. This book was released on 2021-09-02 with total page 2765 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ Lara Adrian, New York Times Bestselling Author of the Midnight Breed series: "I'm addicted to Tina Folsom's books! The Scanguards® series is one of the hottest things to happen to vampire romance. If you love scorching, fast-paced reads, don't miss this thrilling series!" This box set contains: Book 1 - Samson's Lovely Mortal Book 2 – Amaury’s Hellion Book 3 – Gabriel’s Mate Book 4 – Yvette’s Haven Book 5 – Zane’s Redemption Book 6 – Quinn’s Undying Rose Samson's Lovely Mortal Vampire bachelor Samson can't get it up anymore. Not even his shrink can help him. That changes when the lovely mortal auditor Delilah tumbles into his arms after a seemingly random attack. Suddenly there's nothing wrong with his hydraulics--that is, as long as Delilah is the woman in his arms. Amaury’s Hellion Vampire Amaury LeSang is cursed to feel everybody’s emotions like a permanent migraine. The only way to alleviate the pain is through sex. When he meets the feisty human woman Nina, a cure for his ailment seems within reach: in her presence all pain vanishes. Unfortunately, Nina is out to kill him because she believes he’s involved in her brother’s death. Gabriel’s Mate After Maya is turned into a vampire against her will, vampire and Scanguards bodyguard Gabriel is charged with protecting her and finding her attacker. Gabriel has never guarded a body as perfect as Maya’s. Moreover, Maya’s enticing blend of vulnerability and strength is difficult to resist. Yet resist he must. Even as the sexual tension between them rises and the rogue vampire closes in on them, Gabriel refuses to give into his desire. Despite the intimacies they share, Gabriel fears that if he ever reveals himself fully to her, Maya will react like other women have, running from him, and calling him a monster, a freak, a creature not worth her love. Yvette’s Haven After being kidnapped by a vampire hunter, vampire bodyguard Yvette’s first instinct is to kill the bastard. But before she gets the chance, she realizes that he was double-crossed by the witch he was working for and now is in as much danger as she is. To get his brother out of trouble, bounty hunter / vampire slayer Haven has to deliver the young actress Kimberly to a witch. Unfortunately, she’s protected by the very creature he hates most: a vampire. Zane’s Redemption The last thing vampire bodyguard Zane wants to do is to guard a hybrid, a half-vampire, half-human, whose father wants to keep her a virgin. Known for his violent temper and callous lack of compassion, Zane’s out-of-control rage, born of the cruelty he suffered during the Holocaust, drives him to focus only on revenge. Trying to find the last of his torturers is his only goal in life. Portia is a young hybrid with a serious dilemma: in a few weeks, her body will be set in its final vampire form. If she is to avoid having to live out her immortal life as a virgin, she must find a lover in that short time–something her father hires Zane to prevent. Quinn’s Undying Rose Vampire bodyguard Quinn has lived the last 200 years as a playboy trying in vain to forget the only woman he has ever loved: his human wife Rose, who he believes to be dead. But Rose is very much alive. Now a vampire herself, she has lived in hiding from Quinn all of these years, having faked her death to hide from him a terrible secret—one she knows would drive him to kill her. ABOUT THE SERIES The Scanguards Vampires series is full of fast-paced action, scorching love scenes, witty dialogue, and strong heroes and heroines. Vampire Samson Woodford lives in San Francisco and owns a security/bodyguard company, Scanguards, which employs both vampires and humans. And eventually some witches. Throw in a few immortal guardians and demons later in the series, and you'll get the drift! Each book can be read as a standalone and always centers around a new couple finding love, but the series is more enjoyable when read in order. And of course, there are always a few running jokes - you'll understand when you meet Wesley, a wannabe witch. Enjoy! Also in the Scanguards Vampires Series: Book 7: Oliver's Hunger Book 8: Thomas's Choice Book 8 1/2: Silent Bite (A Scanguards Wedding Novella) Book 9: Cain's Identity Book 10: Luther's Return Novella: Mortal Wish Book 11: Blake's Pursuit Novella 11 1/2: Fateful Reunion Stealth Guardians #3: Warrior Unraveled (featuring Wesley, Scanguards' resident witch, as the hero) Book 12: John's Yearning Book 13: Ryder's Storm (Scanguards Hybrids #1) Book 14: Damian's Conquest (Scanguards Hybrids #2) Book 15: Grayson's Challenge (Scanguards Hybrids #3) Book 16: Isabelle’s Forbidden Love (Scanguards Hybrids #4) pre-order Stealth Guardians Lover Uncloaked (#1) Master Unchained (#2) Warrior Unraveled (#3) Guardian Undone (#4) Immortal Unveiled (#5) Protector Unmatched (#6) Demon Unleashed (#7) Code Name Stargate Ace on the Run (#1) Fox in plain Sight (#2) Yankee in the Wind (#3) Tiger on the Prowl (#4) Venice Vampyr Venice Vampyr (#1) Venice Vampyr (#2): Final Affair Venice Vampyr (#3): Sinful Treasure Venice Vampyr (#4): Sensual Danger Venice Vampyr (#5): Wicked Seduction (by Michele Hauf) Thriller (as T.R. Folsom) Eyewitness Out of Olympus Book 1: A Touch of Greek Book 2: A Scent of Greek Book 3: A Taste of Greek Book 4: A Hush of Greek The Hamptons Bachelor Club Teasing Enticing Beguiling Scorching Alluring Sizzling Short stories Steal Me The Wrong Suitor Time Quest - Reversal of Fate This series has it all: love at first sight, enemies to lovers, meet cute, instalove, alpha hero, fated mates, bodyguard, band of brothers, damsel in distress, woman in peril, beauty and the beast, hidden identity, soul mates, first love, virgins, tortured hero, age gap, second chance love, grieving lover, return from the dead, secret baby, playboy, kidnappings, friends to lovers, coming out, secret admirer, last to know, unrequited love, amnesia, royalty, forbidden love, identical twins, partners in fighting crime. Perfect for readers of Lara Adrian's Midnight Breed series, JR Ward's Black Dagger Brotherhood, and Kerrelyn Sparks' Love at Stake series.
Book Synopsis Secrets & Surrender: Part Two by : L.G. Castillo
Download or read book Secrets & Surrender: Part Two written by L.G. Castillo and published by L.G. Castillo. This book was released on 2015-04-24 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are moments in your life you’ll never forget. Meeting Nic Marcelli was one of those moments. With Nic by my side, we'd built a comfortable life filled with college classes, studying, and midnight pizza runs. My new life as a college student was perfect with everyone I loved exactly where I wanted them to be. Then I met Julian, and it all fell apart. In a whirlwind, he blew into my life with his confident, dimpled smile and unforgettable Aztec tattoos, shattering everything I thought I already knew about myself. I was trapped in a deluge of emotions that should've been impossible for me to feel for anyone but Nic. Confused and terrified, I wondered if I could ever put the pieces of my life back together again, and if I did, would Nic still be a part of it. Topics: college romance, new adult romance, contemporary romance, young adult romance, Latina romance, multicultural romance.
Download or read book All Fired Up written by Lashell Collins and published by Lashell Collins. This book was released on with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't let the tattoos, black eyeliner and spiked hair fool you – Quick Silverman is not the dangerous bad boy he appears to be on the outside. A career musician who spent his youth chasing down the rock and roll dream, Quick finally has the brass ring in his sights, thanks to an invitation to join the band of a real rock legend. That one fateful decision brings more than just his ticket to stardom. It also brings him face-to-face with the woman of his dreams. The woman who could change everything, if he can only convince her to give him a chance. Dr. Poppy Fields has it all – she's beautiful, intelligent, and a partner at a prestigious Beverly Hills medical practice. On the surface, her life seems nothing less than charmed. But looks can be deceiving, and sometimes the people who appear to have it all together are the ones hiding the deepest kind of pain. Pain Poppy has spent a lifetime trying to bury and overcome. Pain that makes things like love and intimacy the scariest of monsters. When her job sends her on tour with a rock and roll legend, Poppy is thrown onto a collision course with a man she finds both terrifying and seductive as sin. But if she lets her guard down long enough to give the sexy drummer a shot at her heart, she might just find that love and intimacy aren't so scary after all.
Book Synopsis A Reason To Leave by : Melissa Ellen
Download or read book A Reason To Leave written by Melissa Ellen and published by Honey Bee Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2017-06-09 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally, freedom! I, Valerie Blackwood, have the freedom to live my life the way I want. No parents. No bodyguard. Nobody to tell me what to do and when to do it. Well, almost nobody. My overprotective brother is still around to rain on my parade. But I can handle him. After making the move from New York City to Los Angeles, I’m determined to succeed at making a name for myself—without using the wealth and connections of my family. And nothing is getting in my way... except, maybe the most infuriating and sexiest man I’ve ever met. He’s everything my brother has always warned me against. But I can’t help being drawn to him. Something about the brooding bad boy has me going back for more. A Reason To Leave is Book 3 of the Blackwood Series, and Part 1 of the Forever Yours Duet.
Download or read book Next To Me written by AM Daniels and published by Amabel Daniels. This book was released on with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hell to the no. That's what personal assistant Carly Winston wants to say to her boss when he tasks her with delivering his ring to his flaky fiancée. And again when the annoyingly sexy head of security, Maverick Green, is instructed to accompany her. Not wanting to lose her job, she bites her tongue. Sure, she has no desire to complicate her life with a relationship. But if she can avoid Maverick's appeal as her next-door neighbor, surely one whirlwind trip with him won't change anything. Well aware Carly has made it her life goal to avoid men, Mav Green has fought the temptation to pursue her. Now, he's been charged with making sure the ring she's delivering stays safe, and that's exactly what he's going to do. Little does he know, fate has a plethora of shenanigans in store for them. A robbery. Drag queens. Battles against nature. Each of their crazy hijinks is wilder than the last, and sparks undeniable chemistry between the pair. Thrust into a seemingly impossible job, will the time spent with Mav be enough to melt Carly's icy façade?
Book Synopsis How to Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk by : John Van Epp
Download or read book How to Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk written by John Van Epp and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 2008-03-19 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AVOID THE JERKS AND FIND “THE ONE” WHO'S RIGHT FOR YOU "An insightful and creative contribution to managing the complexity of choosing a life partner. I heartily recommend it." --Harville Hendrix, Ph.D., author of Getting the Love You Want and Keeping the Love You Find "Don't be part of the 'where-was-this-book-when-I-needed-it?' crowd. It's not too late--read it now!" --Pat Love, Ed.D., author of The Truth About Love and Hot Monogamy Based on years of research on marital and premarital happiness, How to Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk (previously published in hardcover as How to Avoid Marrying a Jerk) will help you break destructive dating patterns that have kept you from finding the love you deserve: Ask the right questions to inspire meaningful, revealing conversations with your partner Judge character based on compatibility, relationships skills, friends, and patterns from family and previous relationships Resolve your own emotional baggage so you're ready for a healthy relationship
Download or read book Circle Jerk written by K. B. Cinder and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-30 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Moving sounded like a dream come true.New house, new job, new me, right? Not quite.For one, I can't totally reinvent myself with a kid in tow, so hair dye will have to do.Second, this new adventure brought Knox.You know, the neighborhood jerk and all-around A-hole, Knox Brighton?Or as my son calls him: the circle jerk.Hey, I laughed, too. Anyway, Knox always creeps up at the worst times and leaves a bad taste in my mouth.Until one day, he didn't. He put his tongue there instead.That kiss sealed an offer I couldn't refuse. One that took "faking it" to a new level.Let's hope this fake relationship doesn't lead to any real feelings.
Download or read book Bound by Tears written by Piper Davenport and published by Trixie Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 18+ for language and sexual situations... Jesska Shane has suffered a devastating loss, and now pushes away those who love her the most. Kaspar Baldursson is in search of answers concerning his brother’s sudden disappearance. When he finds his brother--and his forever mate in the process--he must uncover the threats surrounding his family and protect his mate at all costs. Will Kaspar’s love be strong enough to tear down the walls Jesska keeps building around her heart? Will he be able to save her before the secrets in their past destroy them all?
Download or read book Beautiful Crazy written by Kasey Lane and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2016-11-01 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Their tension is turning up the heat—in the boardroom and the bedroom... Kevan Landry is trying to keep her life on track and her brother in rehab. If her fledgling marketing firm can sign the hot new band, Manix Curse, it will make a world of difference. Mason Dillon heads the most successful music PR firm in Portland. He's desperate to breathe new life into the company by signing Manix Curse. The stakes are high when a battle for the band—in the bedroom and the boardroom—becomes a battle of the heart. But if these two can set aside their differences, they may find they're the right mix of sexy savvy to conquer both their worlds. Rock 'n' Ink series: Beautiful Crazy (Book 1) Beautiful Mess (Book 2) Praise for Beautiful Crazy: "Vibrant and sexy! The chemistry between Kevan and Mason is explosive and I was cheering for their happy ever after from page one."—Stefanie London, USA Today bestselling author of the Dangerous Bachelors Club series "Get ready for your new auto-buy author! Kasey Lane's debut hits all the high notes in this rock-infused love story! I loved it!"—Megan Crane, USA Today bestselling author of Edge of Control and Devil's Honor "A scorching-hot love story, Kasey Lane gives readers a rockin' romance that sings!"—Marie Harte, New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of the Body Shop Bad Boys series "Beautiful Crazy is like driving a vintage convertible in August—hot to the touch and sexy as hell!"—Kaylie Newell, author of the Wolfe Creek series
Download or read book Puck Me Baby written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2017-10-13 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "You're going to be a daddy." Looking up into Alexi Petrov’s dark eyes as I break the news, I’m scared out of my mind. This man is the most terrifying defender in the NHL, and if it weren't for my sporty new baby bump, I probably wouldn't believe we hooked up that night. (Yes, I’ve sworn off margaritas for life.) But the Alexi who goes to my doctor appointments, moves me into his guesthouse, and cooks me so many gourmet meals I look like I'm carrying twins? He isn’t scary at all. He’s sweet. And intense. And so sexy I want to smear him with honey and lick it off every inch of his powerful, protective, oh-so-swoony-worthy body. But that’s not a part of our relationship anymore. We’re friends who intend to raise a child together. That’s all… Right? **** There’s no way I can be just friends with Amanda Esposito. She’s everything I want in a woman—strong, sexy, compassionate, a little bit wild—with curves for miles and a smile she smiles just for me. But no matter how much I want her, I don’t know if I’ve got what it takes to be that guy—the one with his heart on his sleeve. I learned the hard way that love can get real ugly, real fast. But when my new family is threatened, I realize how much I want this woman and our baby in my life for the long haul, and how hard I’m willing to fight for them. They say I’m a dangerous man to cross on the ice, but they haven’t seen anything yet…
Book Synopsis The Bangover: The Complete Series by : Lili Valente
Download or read book The Bangover: The Complete Series written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2022-12-01 with total page 976 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Four steamy, feel-good, laugh out loud romantic adventures featuring swoon-worthy rock star heroes and the fabulous ladies who love them. Also includes a brand new holiday novella! THE BANGOVER Note to Self: Don’t bang your best guy friend—and bad boy rock star—in the back of the limo on the way to the swanky Vegas hotel. I give myself very good advice…too bad I stink at taking it. A best-friends-to-lovers, over-the-top, Vegas romp. BANG THEORY I just begged my rock star BFF to give me lessons in seduction. Now to convince my uber-protective tutor that we should keep being more than friends. A friends-to-lovers, sensual education, off-limits romance. BANGING THE ENEMY Pop Quiz: You just banged a rock star you vowed to loathe until the end of time. What’s next? Hint: You don’t agree to be his fake girlfriend. And you certainly don’t fall in love… An enemies-to-lovers, fake dating, second chance romance. THE ROCK STAR’S BABY BARGAIN Two days after my boyfriend dumps me and the sperm bank declines my credit card, a gorgeous rock star offers to whisk me away for two weeks of hot, steamy, all-expenses paid…therapy. And to knock me up while he’s at it. A friends-to-lovers, baby-making, only one bed romance. HOLIDAYS WITH BANG-IFITS The next generation of soon-to-be rock stars deals with a forbidden, age gap, friends-to-lovers romance in this fun and flirty holiday novella.
Book Synopsis Kind of a Bad Idea by : Lili Valente
Download or read book Kind of a Bad Idea written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2024-08-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seven Trevino is a "bad boy" single dad with a heart of gold and a body a Viking king would kill for. He's also my best friend. A friend I wish could be more, but he refuses to even consider dating. He's convinced he's too old for me. But I know he feels the electricity that crackles in the air every time we touch, and I don't care about our age gap. All I care about is that no one has ever made me feel as safe, understood, or desperate to get naked as Seven does. So when we end up stranded in the woods together after his daughter pulls a Parent-Trap scheme for the ages, I'm in no hurry to find a way back to civilization. I intend to take advantage of every second of being trapped in a tiny cabin with this man. Every moment of sharing that one bed... Every moment of feeding the fire building between us... And turns out, Seven feels the same way. Soon we're christening every surface in the cabin--and the outdoor tub on the porch--and I'm positive my dreams are coming true. But can our fledgling relationship survive in the real world? Or will Seven's determination to "protect" me shatter both our hearts?
Book Synopsis Naughty Little Christmas by : Lili Valente
Download or read book Naughty Little Christmas written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja Inc. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A RED HOT second chance romance. A weekend in a snowed in cabin. And all kinds of ways to get warm.... I figured moonlighting as a Santa stripper was the most exciting thing on my docket this holiday season. But that was before Macy Clayton careened back into my life, before we were snowed in at a ranger station in the middle of nowhere. And yes, what the survivalists say is true--you really do stay warmer, and happier, when you're naked. Soon, Macy and I are back on track to forever. But crossed signals and old wounds prove that second chances can be tricky, even during the most wonderful time of the year. I'll pull out all the stops to prove to Macy she's the only one I want to jingle my bells, but will it be enough to pull off a Christmas miracle?
