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Book Synopsis 101 Amazing Lightbulb Jokes by : Jack Goldstein
Download or read book 101 Amazing Lightbulb Jokes written by Jack Goldstein and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2013-03-11 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This side-splitting collection of 101 of the best lightbulb jokes you have ever heard is dangerously funny! Jack Goldstein aims his humour cannon at older children with this hilarious joke book containing over one hundred jokes that will have the whole family laughing. Organised into categories so you have a lightbulb joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian's bookshelf. How many seabirds does it take to change a light bulb? About four or five terns ought to do the trick...
Book Synopsis A Few Seconds of Panic by : Stefan Fatsis
Download or read book A Few Seconds of Panic written by Stefan Fatsis and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008 with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The "New York Times"-bestselling author of "Word Freak" chronicles his attempts to become a placekicker in the NFL. As he sharpens his skills, he gains surprising insight into the daunting challenges--physical, psychological, and intellectual--that pro athletes must master.
Book Synopsis Pretty Good Joke Book by : Garrison Keillor
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Download or read book Humor 2.0 written by Salvatore Attardo and published by Anthem Press. This book was released on 2023-08-15 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book shows how humor has changed since the advent of the internet: new genres, new contexts, and new audiences. The book provides a guide to such phenomena as memes, video parodies, photobombing, and cringe humor. Included are also in-depth discussions of the humor in phenomena such as Dogecoin, the joke currency, and the use of humor by the alt-right. It also shows how the cognitive mechanisms of humor remain unchanged. Written by a well-known specialist in humor studies, the book is engaging and readable, but also based on extensive scholarship.
Download or read book New Art Examiner written by and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The independent voice of the visual arts.
Book Synopsis Rebellious Laughter by : Joseph Boskin
Download or read book Rebellious Laughter written by Joseph Boskin and published by Syracuse University Press. This book was released on 1997-11-01 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rebellious Laughter changes the way we think about the ordinary joke. Claiming that humor in America is a primary cultural weapon, Boskin surveys the multitude of joke cycles that have swept the country during the last fifty years. Dumb Blonde jokes. Elephant jokes. Jewish-American Princess jokes. Lightbulb jokes. Readers will enjoy humor from many diverse sources: whites, blacks, women, and Hispanics; conservatives and liberals; public workers and university students; the powerless and power brokers. Boskin argues that jokes provide a cultural barometer of concerns and anxieties, frequently appearing in our day-to-day language long before these issues become grist for stand-up comics.
Download or read book Crap Jokes written by Jonathan Swan and published by Random House. This book was released on 2018-08-16 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find laughs on the loo. This book has loads of them - over 400 pages of the best jokes in fact. What happened when the human cannonball was late for work? He got fired! See?! Enjoy this and hundreds of other feel-good jokes and one-liners.
Book Synopsis Hilarious Dance, Cheer, and Gymnastics Jokes and Puns by : JAKE. MADDOX
Download or read book Hilarious Dance, Cheer, and Gymnastics Jokes and Puns written by JAKE. MADDOX and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2024-08 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a dancing sheep? A baaa-llerina! What do you call a duck gymnast? A quack-robat! If you love dance, gymnastics, or cheerleading--and a good laugh--then this is the book for you! Hundreds of hilarious dance jokes, funny gymnastics riddles, and goofy cheerleading puns are sure to keep readers and their friends laughing from beginning to end.
Book Synopsis Dad Jokes by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Book Synopsis The Wrong Way Light Bulb by : Leonard Spigelgass
Download or read book The Wrong Way Light Bulb written by Leonard Spigelgass and published by Dramatists Play Service Inc. This book was released on 1969 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: As George Oppenheimer says: The action takes place in an apartment house in Brooklyn, well designed by Donald Oenslager, that is practically a slum. Harold Axman, the protagonist, is a young liberal of infinite good will who has inherit
Book Synopsis World's Best Professional Jokes by : Clifford Sawhney
Download or read book World's Best Professional Jokes written by Clifford Sawhney and published by Pustak Mahal. This book was released on 2004-04-12 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book is divided into 30 professional categories, with some professions containing multiple categories.Only the best jokes have been selected in this compilation.The professions have been listed alphabetically for easy reference.The book is illustrated with over 100 excellent cartoons that are independent jokes in themselves and offer excellent value for money.Indeed, the world`s first book with jokes on so many professions.Guaranteed to make readers cackle, chuckle, grin, guffaw, giggle, hoot, roar, snigger, shriek, titter and finally collapse under piles of laughter!
Book Synopsis The Language of Comic Narratives by : Isabel Ermida
Download or read book The Language of Comic Narratives written by Isabel Ermida and published by Walter de Gruyter. This book was released on 2008-12-10 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book offers a comprehensive account of how humor works in short stories, by presenting a model of narrative comedy that is pragmatically as well as semantically, grammatically and stylistically informed. It is the first study to combine a sequential analysis of the comic short story with a hierarchical one, merging together horizontal and vertical narratological perspectives in a systematic way. The book covers the main areas of linguistic analysis and is deliberately interdisciplinary, using input from philosophy, sociology and psychology so as to touch upon the nature, motivations and functions of humor as a cognitive phenomenon in a social context. Crucially, The Language of Comic Narratives combines a scholarly approach with a careful explanation of key terms and concepts, making it accessible to researchers and students, as well as non-specialists. Moreover, it reviews a broad range of historical critical data by examining the source texts, and it provides many humorous examples, from jokes to extracts from comic narratives. Thus, it seeks to anchor theory in specific texts, and also to show that many linguistic mechanisms of humor are common to jokes and longer, literary comic narratives. The book tests the model of humorous narratives on a set of comic short stories by British and American writers, ranging from Evelyn Waugh and Dorothy Parker, through Graham Greene and Corey Ford, to David Lodge and Woody Allen. The validity of the model is confirmed through a subsequent discussion of apparent counter-examples.
Book Synopsis 3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs by : Mike Haskins
Download or read book 3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs written by Mike Haskins and published by Portico. This book was released on 2017-06-12 with total page 590 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An enormous collection of over 3,000 side-splitting jokes for every occasion. Jokes range from quick-fire one-liners and observations to rambling yarns, and from the classic to the modern. This book contains quips for every occasion, from the best man’s speech to the sales conference, or just for swapping around the pub table, and it’s arranged by subject matter so it’s easy to find just the right joke. Unless you're a child, because this book is definitely for adults only! This hilarious book will appeal both to people who want to find a specific joke for a specific event, and to anyone who wants to settle down in an armchair and have a good old laugh. Jokes include: • What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador. • What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus. • What did the slug say to the snail? ‘Big Issue?’ Word count: 200,000 words
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Book Synopsis How to CheatTM at Home Repair by : Jeff Bredenberg
Download or read book How to CheatTM at Home Repair written by Jeff Bredenberg and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2010-09-10 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to your one-stop, money-saving home repair guide! Scratched furniture? Pest problems? Leaky faucet? Look no further for quick, easy home-repair help—this book is jam-packed with sneaky tips, clever techniques, and solutions that anyone can master with the most common tools and materials. Everything’s based on Jeff Bredenberg’s up-to-date research and consultation with the experts who do this for a living. Plus, he conveys his information with appealing attitude and humor, and lets you know when it’s time to call in the professionals. This is a must-have resource for every homeowner or apartment dweller who wants to do it right. Topics covered include: Tools Furniture Electricity Plumbing Walls, floors, doors, and windows Appliances Basements and attics Home exteriors Pest control Home safety Finding and working with the best repair people
Book Synopsis Absolute Zero Gravity by : Betsy Devine
Download or read book Absolute Zero Gravity written by Betsy Devine and published by Touchstone. This book was released on 1992 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Snow White and the Seven Samurai by : Tom Holt
Download or read book Snow White and the Seven Samurai written by Tom Holt and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2012-09-04 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once upon a time, everything was fine. Humpty Dumpty sat on his wall, Jack and Jill went about their lawful business, the Big Bad Wolf did what big bad wolves do, and the wicked queen plotted murder most foul. But the humans hacked, cried havoc, shut down the wicked queen's system, and corrupted her database-and suddenly everything was not fine at all. But at least we know that they'll all live happily ever after. Don't we?
