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Book Synopsis Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2017-12-11 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One autumn day, Miranda Frillyfoam hops onto a bus headed for her new school, Bay Lake Elementary. Right off the bat, the children call her a monster and run away screaming. At least she's not alone, and when a new substitute teacher shows up on her first day of class, things really get crazy. Approximately 6,700 words, 14 images and Spartan frog mayhem. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Don't allow any crazy substitute frog teachers in your school!
Book Synopsis Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Zombies Ate My Pizza by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Zombies Ate My Pizza written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl. Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there. "Hello?" his voice echoes through the cruel Siberian night. "Eh... It's probably just the neighbors again." He scratches his behind and walks back inside. "You know, I really should have them over for dinner." He smirks and goes back to bed. Certainly before they have him for dinner... Approximately 14,000 words. Intended for children 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
Book Synopsis Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers written by Scott Gordon and published by Scott Gordon. This book was released on 2018-06-01 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Description
Book Synopsis Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa Got Run Over By A Burrito by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa Got Run Over By A Burrito written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2022-01-05 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DEVLIN BLUM had a life, once. On earth, no less. Now he finds himself knee-deep in taco madness on the moon's only Mexican restaurant. When a certain frog sneaks off with his Rolled Tacos, the ones he specifically set aside for Santa, he's left scrambling. Surely he doesn't want to let Santa down. But getting those Rolled Tacos back could be more trouble than they're worth. A food misadventure of galactic proportions, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 21,300 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
Book Synopsis Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Lobster Bisque? by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Lobster Bisque? written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2016-05-29 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being a criminal super genius isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Just ask Frogwart Fisk, arch nemesis of one Secret Agent Disco Dancer, spy extraordinaire. On a pleasant day in Monaco, at a French cafe on the newly constructed riverwalk, the delightfully charming (though maniacal) Fisk finds a nasty surprise in his soup. Is Black Eagle really out to get him or has the brilliant frog gone mad? Approximately 7,500 words, 10 images and 2 very crazy frogs (3 if you include the author). Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). Note: This book is a bit darker than others in the series. It also contains words that are more complicated than the average child’s reading level. While it’s ultimately intended for all ages, little ones might get stuck on a few words.
Book Synopsis Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Did Somebody Say Pizza? by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Did Somebody Say Pizza? written by Scott Gordon and published by Scott Gordon. This book was released on 2018-09-04 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When PRESIDENT RUMP'S buttocks explode to the size of Texas, someone is to blame, and it's certainly not him... Approximately 11,000 words. For children ages 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Hairy butts and zany politics round out this rabid pizza pie!
Book Synopsis Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2016-05-18 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perhaps you might be wondering how a certain crazy frog came to be known as Secret Agent Disco Dancer? Well, one prickly pig is here to tell you; one Earnest T. Bacon who is always more trouble than he’s worth. Will Fredrico Frillyfoam survive the mad pork chop’s clinical trial? Or is something more dubious in store for him? Approximately 4,700 words, 10 images, and 1 evil pig. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Contains bacon.
Book Synopsis Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu? by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu? written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2018-09-09 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love... Is it just an illusion? Or did something truly special happen all those months ago at a quaint, little cafe by the river? FROGWART FISK, criminal super genius on the run, intends to find out, and is well aware of the psychological traps put in place by his former employer, Black Eagle. When he materializes in Venice, he finds the food irresistible along with his stunning new heartthrob, Sara. Is it a match made in heaven? Or will a certain frog throw a wrench into his plans? Approximately 9,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
Book Synopsis Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Last Ding Dong on Earth by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Last Ding Dong on Earth written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2018-09-03 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fresh from stumbling across Double Agent Orangegrove and the mysterious Earth 2 project, SECRET AGENT DISCO DANCER realizes that he's having trouble remembering things...well anything, for that matter...outside of his world class love for Twinkies. When he learns that the Hostess factory is shutting down for good and may have produced its last Ding Dong, he realizes that the world has a crisis on its hands, one that he intends to rectify once he obtains the proper clearance. FROGWART FISK has escaped from his maximum holding cell and set his diabolical mind on taking advantage of the impending Hostess shortage. With the proper assets, he intends to craft the most marvelous snack cake the world has ever seen, complete with mind-altering nanotechnology baked into it. Might the fall of the mighty snack cake be followed by world governments shortly thereafter? EARNEST BACON would like nothing better than to rid the agency of a certain frog from its ranks. When the opportunity arises to throw him in the slammer and strip any chance of him obtaining a high-level clearance, Earnest jumps all over it. But it's hard to keep a good frog down, particularly this disco-dancing frog... Approximately 12,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: [i]Hold onto your snack cakes while you can![/i]
Book Synopsis Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Grand Slam by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Grand Slam written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2019-03-28 with total page 1311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes every story in the My Crazy Pet Frog and Secret Agent Disco Dancer series, ever. BOOKS 1. Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon 2. Double Agent Orangegrove 3. Was It The Lobster Bisque? 4. The Last Ding Dong on Earth 5. Did Somebody Say Pizza? 6. Frosted Flake 7. Was It The Tira Misu? 8. Burger Blues 9. Burger Blues Side Story 10. You Don't Know Jack 11. Soccer Star 12. I Gave My Pizza A Spanking 13. Santa's Super Helpers 14. The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas 15. The Zombies Ate My Pizza 16. Taco Tuesday 17. Chicken George 18. Santa Got Run Over by a Burrito 19. My Crazy Pet Frog, A Novelette PREVIEWS 1. Earl of Manwich 2. Burger Blues 2 3. Call Me Crabby 4. Secret Agent Disco Dancer, A Novel 5. Agent -1 INTERVIEWS 1. A Random Bag of Frogs (Fredrico Frillyfoam) 2. A Random Bag of Pigs (Earnest T. Bacon) 3. A Random Bag of Fries (Goldo "Goldy" McLuvin) 4. A Random Bag of Oranges (Double Agent Orangegrove) 5. A Random Bag of Cherries (Cherrywine Divine) 6. A Random Bag of Horse Manure (Special Agent Halfwitz) 7. A Random Bag of Buttz (Major Buttz) 8. A Random Bag of Mistletoe (Santa) Over 1,100 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
Book Synopsis Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Double Agent Orangegrove by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Double Agent Orangegrove written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2016-08-20 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s Fredrico Frillyfoam’s first day on the job, and elements within the mysterious Black Eagle organization want to make sure that he doesn’t see the end of it. Of course, this is Secret Agent Disco Dancer we’re talking about here—expert at everything, including avoiding danger that crops up around every corner. When the newbie agent notices a Navel orange slip away from the compound, he’s more than a bit curious where the trail might lead. Could it be that a network of fruity fiends have infiltrated Black Eagle and are using the intel for dubious purposes? Or perhaps our silly superhero had one Twinkie too many? WARNING! Lots silliness abounds in this slim volume. Don’t drink orange juice while reading unless you enjoy shooting it out of your nose! Approximately 8,400 words, 20 images, 1 crazy frog + 1 no good, double agent super spy orange. (Whew!)
Book Synopsis My Crazy Pet Frog: A Novelette by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book My Crazy Pet Frog: A Novelette written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2019-01-01 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The name's Gus, and I have a super-sized problem. There's this crazy frog, you see, living in my bathroom. I can't seem to get rid of him. A golf superstar, celebrity chef and professional boxer are just a few of the things that he claims to be. One thing is for certain, though: If he doesn't stop eating, he'll eventually eat us out of the house. So what do you say, kiddo? Can you help a friend out? Approximately 11,700 words. WARNING: Contains sizzling bacon, frog legs and a New Kids on the Block joke. (Yikes!)
Book Synopsis My Crazy Pet Frog: The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book My Crazy Pet Frog: The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2018-09-02 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Benjamin Bundt has a frog in his house and pizza in the oven one Christmas Eve, and it can mean only one thing. Unfortunately, the monster pizza that springs forth is too big for a proper spanking, and then there's the matter of the flying penguins in the living room... Approximately 7,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Do not attempt to throw this e-book in the oven or bad things will happen!
Book Synopsis My Crazy Pet Frog: I Gave My Pizza A Spanking by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book My Crazy Pet Frog: I Gave My Pizza A Spanking written by Scott Gordon and published by Scott Gordon. This book was released on 2016-05-13 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great heavens! This frog really is crazy! This time he claims he’s a secret agent and that there’s a spy in his pizza. Will the world ever be the same again? Approximately 3,000 words, 10 images, and 1 big spanking. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
Book Synopsis The Forgetful Alien by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book The Forgetful Alien written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2017-10-27 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Gabbo Nezzorite accidentally crashes into Santa's sleigh one Christmas Eve, things go terribly wrong. Unfortunately for one particular child, the forgetful alien shows up at their door. "By chance, do you have a multi-matrix particle phone handy?" he asks. "Ok, then. Well... How about a copy of Fruit Ninja?" Approximately 5,500 silly, silly (ok, very silly) words and 16 pieces of out-of-this-world computer-generated art.
Book Synopsis Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Greatest Hits Vol. 1 by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Greatest Hits Vol. 1 written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2019-03-09 with total page 482 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lobster Bisque, anyone? How about a nice, big piece of Tira Misu? Filled with pepperoni, of course… And did somebody say pizza? Buckle up, buster, because this disco dancing frog is no joke, and evil doesn’t stand a chance against the super spy stomach of the swamp. (Unless his tummy starts rumbling or the world runs out of Ding Dongs…) Enjoy the first eight episodes from the ongoing serial novel Secret Agent Disco Dancer, including the following smash hits: SIDE A Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon Double Agent Orangegrove Was It the Lobster Bisque? The Last Ding Dong on Earth SIDE B Did Somebody Say Pizza? Frosted Flake Was It the Tira Misu? Burger Blues Over 350 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). BONUS: Burger Blues Side Story is also included!
Book Synopsis Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star by : Scott Gordon
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2016-05-17 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cripes! Secret Agent Disco Dancer is at it again, and despite being absolutely crazy—he has a Masters degree in such things—this time he thinks he’s a soccer superstar. Be wary, soccer superpowers! This frog agent will stop at nothing to serve his country in a decisive World Cup qualifier, while also showing off his mad skills. WARNING! Lots of jokes abound in this slim, silly story. Do not drink milk while reading unless you like it coming out your nose! Approximately 4,000 words, 12 images, and 1 silly soccer superstar. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature.
